Cracktakenseriously Histoires

!!THIS IS A JOKE THAT I TOOK SERIOUSLY, PLEASE DONT BURN ME AT THE STAKE!! Chase is soon to be crowned king in a few years and he needs to find a personal knight NOW, He travels between kingdoms to find one. At the kingdom of canines, he finds one. They grow a close relationship, but maybe a little closer than they thought they would.

You know when you write at 3am, and you think it's the greatest piece of media you've ever seen in your life then you check back on it in a week and you're like: wth was i thinking? This is shi- Rewriting my oneshots

Collection of daybreak oneshots!!!!!! wowza!!!!!! they all start off like crack-ish but then I get invested+ignore the anti idolwolf hate speech on chapter on chapter one 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

gru wants to get laid ORIGINAL STORY GOES TO @ADORHYPERION ON INSTAGRAM I JUST MADE IT INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL PLEASE ENJOY

If you were to ask Sandrine Grindelwald why she despises Liselotte Scamander so much, she would reply something like "just because" or "revenge," but she would be unable to provide a good explanation. She just hates that Scamanders guts, hates her a stupid amount. Lowkey inspired by music but not plotwise Or: Sandrine and Liselotte despise eachother, their friends don't. Or: The groupchat had an idea and I offered to write it.

Within darkness, there is light. In war, there is hope. And in death, there is the mercy of a second chance at life. Or Leonardo gets frisbee thrown back to the past like a highly volatile rocket after dying and gets therapy. [Cross posted on Ao3 under the same name]

WAENING MAY BE INNAPEOPIETE FOR YOUNGER PPL teens only ehe written on crack ~ Cockpaw has just started his amazingly spectacular journey into his newfound life. GAY. Will he discover his new magical powers that make him godlike at birth or will his world come crashing down AGAIN when he fails to save his one true love in his boyfriends. FURRIES PORNOGRAPHY!!!1!! ~ future me I'm so sorry

What's more special than the bond between a guitarist and his guitar? Started: 21/07/25 Finished: 09/08/25

!!! THIS IS CRACK TAKEN SOMEWHAT SERIOUSLY AND MY FRIENDS DARED ME TO POST IT TO WATTPAD. no you dont get context. co-authored, beta read, and cover made by @myffical ty bestie

It stemmed from a simple idea, "Also, should I make a reader-insert story (Idk if cracky or serious) where they are invited to the Bread House's masquerade party and meet a certain few... bread connoisseurs?" and then a simple paragraph, "Ah, the wonderful smell of baked bread wafts over to your nose, and the beautiful music waltz's you around the room, beckoning you to try the different types of bread" but then turned into an entire story. This is the story. (Warning: Slow Updates) There'll be many references to different fandoms and such as well as different cameos because this wasn't supposed to be an entire story. Try and figure out who's who since guessing games are fun. Update: There's no longer an option to choose where you want to go... apologies. p.s. owner two says to stan Alexandra Trese p.p.s. owner one doesn't have a clue to what's going on

Join Kei on her journey of meeting various different characters~ Bumping into detectives, magicians, chefs, and even a certain skylark~ ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ This book is for crossovers and will mostly cover original content i made up rather than canon events from the various series. The cover is not mine. It was done by my friend @DevilsDumbass ^•^

John is sick of all of this crap Also Has one random morbid shower thought one shot thing that has a tw at the beginning so be safe

An unforgettable story about Oikawa's ear, ducks, and meth. A one word story transcending any previous notions you may have about the power of crackhead hours. Proceed with caution. After reading this, you will be changed.

This is a book of Hetalia smut. Enjoy! Most of it's crack!

I didn't know I felt this way for him. I hated him, despised him even. So when did it start to change?

𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐧

Danny and Ranpo encounter a harsh time in their relationship, bringing forth regret, pain, sadness and comfort. crack taken seriously lol originally posted on Ao3 at @Kyration !!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/51646843/chapters/130554163 Updates will probably be slow !!

skibidi fornite skibidi skibidi fortnite flanderization for funnys. (harold hasnt touched grass or seen a black person irl bcs its a stupid joke i have w my friebds) tdii gave me this idea go follow her @TotalDramaII on wattpad

《Object show but make it murder mystery》 40 residents living their normal lives in a quiet apartment complex suddenly have their lives turned upside down when a body gets discovered. A young detective in the making decides to uncover this mystery once and for all with the help of her close friend and sidekick. She's determind to find the culprit before another victim gets killed.

Instead of getting isekai'd to an otome game or a webtoon, you're transported to Candie Land, a world where everything is made entirely out of sugar, candy, and chocolate - including the people living there. What's more, you wake up with no knowledge of how you got there or who you really are. Aided by a group of candy humans who you can't fully trust, your journey to get home is going to be anything but sweet.