Cracktakenseriously Stories

⸻ "A snake." Lottie deadpanned. "Aye, a snake." Her Mum sighed. "Like a normal snake, not those rubber ones boys throw in stalls at schools?" She shuddered at the memory. A few months ago, a group of boys in her class had terrorized the school by throwing rubber snakes into occupied bathroom stalls. She got so paranoid she started bringing an umbrella into the toilets, which did not help her already less-than-ideal reputation. ⸻ Lottie Lane is willing to do just about anything to save her family's chances at winning the Magnolia Crescent Baking Competition. Racing home alone to fetch the pastries because of a traffic jam caused by an escaped zoo snake? Easy, no questions asked. Getting hit in the face by a mysterious letter addressed to her bedroom? Now that might give her a bit of a pause. (Cover drawn by me, based on a normal Rockwell illustration)

Things me or my friend has said out of context. (i'm sorry i was gone.)

This is just crack taken seriously FriendFic about some of my friends! Take this as an original story, if you like & not about real people! T-T

gru wants to get laid ORIGINAL STORY GOES TO @ADORHYPERION ON INSTAGRAM I JUST MADE IT INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL PLEASE ENJOY

Astronaut Quinn Low is the commanding officer on the Conquest V, a space shuttle on a journey to Mars. What seems like a smooth expedition takes a turn for the worst when a mysterious blue vortex collides with their shuttle in space. Just when they think they're in deadly trouble, Quinn and her crew find themselves in a different reality--one very different from theirs. One with lightsabers, the Force, and a war waged between two ideals that threaten to descend upon the galaxy an era of darkness. Can Quinn and her crew survive in the Star Wars universe? Will they find a way home? Or are they lost forever?

Collection of daybreak oneshots!!!!!! wowza!!!!!! they all start off like crack-ish but then I get invested+ignore the anti idolwolf hate speech on chapter on chapter one 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Hello there! It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, I'm back for literally fifteen minutes to post Christmas presents for my friend Apples and my girlfriend, Ghogsy! Feel free to just. Skedaddle. I don't really have anything for anyone except those two. Merry Christmas! Have a lovely day :)

Danny and Ranpo encounter a harsh time in their relationship, bringing forth regret, pain, sadness and comfort. crack taken seriously lol originally posted on Ao3 at @Kyration !!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/51646843/chapters/130554163 Updates will probably be slow !!

Link is trapped in an endless loop of the same day, repeating over and over and over and over again and again and again, without any power to change it. Will he escape from his predicament? Or will he slowly lose his mind? Requested by @peep36

A story about a girl with a Toaster Head who really shouldve stayed in english class. warning: involves profanity and some of the weirdest rambling ive ever done. read at your own risk.

It was supposed to be a simple quest. Retrieve the apple and get out. But no. A butterfly man just had to come in and complicate things. A Percy Jackson and Miraculous Ladybug crossover. This is what happens when you take a shower thought and run with it.

Who asked for this? I did, apparently... I used the -Spin the wheel- app for ships and other shit, and uh... It gets wacky. I take this too seriously, just a warning! The ships: Toga-Koda Sero-Hagakure Ms.Joke-Overhaul Jiro-Iida Kendo-Ojiro Dabi-Twice Aizawa-Midnight Aoyama-Denki Shinsou-Mei Tokoyami-Uraraka-Tsu Momo-Monoma Tomura-Mt.Lady Shouji-Satou Mr.Compress-Stain Mina-Tetsutetsu Inko-Allmight Midoriya-Todoroki Bakugou-Kirishima Some of this ended up being too perfect, like Inko and All Might, Midoriya and Todoroki, and Bakugou and Kirishima. I feel like the Tokouratsu is kinda funny, the two characters Tsu is shipped with the most got her as a girlfriend. (It's poly). Tsu was the only one left, so I spun the wheel again, and she got added to the most perfect thing she could have been added to. Some characters are in odd positions, like kendo, just a warning.

Join Kei on her journey of meeting various different characters~ Bumping into detectives, magicians, chefs, and even a certain skylark~ ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ This book is for crossovers and will mostly cover original content i made up rather than canon events from the various series. The cover is not mine. It was done by my friend @DevilsDumbass ^•^

I've done a Deku's Instagram and a tanjiro's Instagram so why not a Steve Harrington Instagram??? modern AU set there will be Steve angst I love him but there is so much I wish they would have added to the show!!!

John is sick of all of this crap Also Has one random morbid shower thought one shot thing that has a tw at the beginning so be safe

If you were to ask Sandrine Grindelwald why she despises Liselotte Scamander so much, she would reply something like "just because" or "revenge," but she would be unable to provide a good explanation. She just hates that Scamanders guts, hates her a stupid amount. Lowkey inspired by music but not plotwise Or: Sandrine and Liselotte despise eachother, their friends don't. Or: The groupchat had an idea and I offered to write it.

"Are you satisfied?" "If you're really me, you should know that I don't want to die." Cale replied, raising his eyebrow at the robed man. Ghost Cale turned away from him and sat down by the hilltop's edge, hugging his knees. "Yes, we are 'dead' in a sense. But look, we're still here, existing." A pause. "I have to do nothing. It's peaceful, and even if it weren't, I'd still have to do nothing." Cale understood what his future self was implying. "You get to slack," he said simply. "That I do." The ghost Cale finally murmured breathlessly. "That I do..." After a moment, he spoke up again. "You know, doing nothing-or in our case, slacking off-isn't the same as having nothing to do." ~~~ In which, Cale realizes he might die and tries to stop it. Only to realize he'd rather die, because now he knows why.

after events, rin and kaito make it their lifetime goal to track down len and stop him. (not rin x kaito)

I'm gonna kms lol why'd i write this, yeah uh Argenti rizzes up a plant 😀‼️ bros going for that plantussy ykwim /j Ok but why is wattpads image compression kinda ass ngl, i swear my pity for argenti is more than the number of pixels on this tiny ahh cover