Cracktakenseriously Stories

"𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪?" "𝙞'𝙢 𝙖𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚, 𝙮'𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬... 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙡?.." an adrien agreste x male reader fanfic. after magically getting isekai'd into miraculous ladybug, our protagonist [name] [last name] somehow garners the attention of a certain blonde model who also happens to be a part time cat boy. probably gonna have inconsistent updates so please dont ask when the next update is because i genuinely dont know lol I DO NOT OWN MIRACULOUS LADYBUG. THAT BELONGS TO ITS RIGHTFUL CREATORS. I ONLY OWN [name] AND MY OCS. I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY WORK BEING USED TO FEED AND TRAIN AI, NOR DO I CONSENT TO MY WORK BEING TURNED INTO A CHAT BOT ON PLACES LIKE C.AI OR CHAI. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. if ur reading this part ur cool (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ also live laugh love che'nya /ᐠ. ｡.ᐟ\ᵐᵉᵒʷˎˊ˗

You know when you write at 3am, and you think it's the greatest piece of media you've ever seen in your life then you check back on it in a week and you're like: wth was i thinking? This is shi- Rewriting my oneshots

Goerg is pregnant. OH NO! What will happen to the love child?! Read to find out! Dream not found impreg! edited by jim (35) #1 in #cracktakenseriously 2/22/21

You have been working at the same corporate building for the last ten years. It's quite the stereotypical job that sucks the soul and life out of the poor souls who work in the office building; the poor souls being you. Your boss in your honest opinion, is a cold man who could at least afford to give you a promotion, and he was going to! He doesn't, and instead gives it to a young hire who joined last month. Her name is Y/n, and she's pretty, you can admit that. Your usually cold boss begins to act strange, calling the young woman into his office frequently, always happening to be right there when something involves her. Instead of being flattered, Y/n seems increasingly uncomfortable with the CEO's growing obsession with her. You nearly became a victim of the CEO's wrath after bumping into Y/n, but she saved you from being set as an example. You give her a gift as an thank you, and little by little, the two of you grow closer. The feelings between the two of you are seen as a threat by the CEO, who wants to take the young woman as his bride. You can only hope he won't possibly kill you to prevent this romance.

The moominvalley gang but in a modern au. This is a bunch of one-shots that are sometimes loosely connected to each other but are most of the time just a stand-alone thing. I got some plans for this, so stay tuned. Just fluff/crack-fics in here. I can't write anything without just a hint of crack mixed in. Any and all art in this book is by me. If you want to use it in your story, all is good, just credit me. =>

What's more special than the bond between a guitarist and his guitar? Started: 21/07/25 Finished: 09/08/25

If you were to ask Sandrine Grindelwald why she despises Liselotte Scamander so much, she would reply something like "just because" or "revenge," but she would be unable to provide a good explanation. She just hates that Scamanders guts, hates her a stupid amount. Lowkey inspired by music but not plotwise Or: Sandrine and Liselotte despise eachother, their friends don't. Or: The groupchat had an idea and I offered to write it.

skibidi fornite skibidi skibidi fortnite flanderization for funnys. (harold hasnt touched grass or seen a black person irl bcs its a stupid joke i have w my friebds) tdii gave me this idea go follow her @TotalDramaII on wattpad

This is a book of Hetalia smut. Enjoy! Most of it's crack!

𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐧

after he lost his first love, he thought he'd never fall in love again. that is, until she came into his life. AKA author is back in their tolle sachen phase and tries to cope with it by using the loads of information gathered in a crack fanfic

Marshmallow. That's it. That's the fic. (It's not.) (I have an actual idea for a description but I'm very lazy) (Someone remind me to do it please) Original Au: https://www.wattpad.com/story/225607959 (Videogame Au by @eat_the_minidream) More Au explanation (Recommend reading this): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dIPqbIDLGClqo6MqTGqUBPsfWQLr96AwyZQtrXYJ3j0/edit?usp=drivesdk I've had this idea in my head for like 8 months, motivation don't fail me now

Things me or my friend has said out of context. (i'm sorry i was gone.)

after events, rin and kaito make it their lifetime goal to track down len and stop him. (not rin x kaito)

An unforgettable story about Oikawa's ear, ducks, and meth. A one word story transcending any previous notions you may have about the power of crackhead hours. Proceed with caution. After reading this, you will be changed.

gru wants to get laid ORIGINAL STORY GOES TO @ADORHYPERION ON INSTAGRAM I JUST MADE IT INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL PLEASE ENJOY

A story about a girl with a Toaster Head who really shouldve stayed in english class. warning: involves profanity and some of the weirdest rambling ive ever done. read at your own risk.

The Uchiha massacre was shrouded in much mystery. The reason for bloody night was actually never confirmed. Villagers say it was the wrath of a madman. Shinobi say it was a genius breaking under pressure. The Hokage says it was the because of undesirable circumstances. The Akatsuki say it was an act of pure genius. Uchiha Sasuke would laugh and say it was Divine Retribution. To be truthful all the reasonings have some part of truth to them. But what was the true reason Uchiha Itachi slaughter them all? Let's just say, Itachi didn't bow to anyone's whims... Uchiha Madara was in love.

in which an overly optimistic teen finally manages to meet her idol, so to say. . . . . . . aight idfk where im even going with this one, but i have unironically fried my brain cells watching rick and morty with every chance I've gotten (im pretty sure i can recite all 51+(?) episodes of rick and morty line by line so it was bound to happen anyways.) this work is also published on ao3, under the same username and title. carpe noctem: seize the night