Historias de Cracktreatedseriously

This is a joke fanfic I made for a friend, putting our oc's into an Arranged Polycule. Anyone else who happens to see this fic and read it, I don't expect you to understand what's happening lol.

Each chapter is a stand-alone Contents: 1. How the Thunder Bringer found 'Thunder Bringer' - Ο Ζεύς (Zeus) reacts to 'Thunder Bringer' 2. How the Musician spent 30 minutes trying to understand one song - Ο Άπόλλων (Apollon) reacts to 'Six Hundred Strike' 3. How the Trickster discovered his new laugh - Ο Έρμείας (Hermes) reacts to 'Dangerous' 4. How the Lord of the Seas discovered shipping - Ο Ποσειδών (Poseidon) reacts to 'There Are Other Ways' 5. You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs - Ο Άπόλλων discovers 'EPIC' 6. How tea and a god's suggestion are driving me insane - A peek behind the curtain at my writing process 7. It's been two thousand years since I last saw you - Η Άθηναίη (Athena) discovers 'EPIC'

"...You didn't say no." "..I said I'd hit you with a frying pan." "Not the same thing." "GET OUT OF MY KITCHE-"

"Time is an illusion, and so is death." When Charlie wakes up in a world that's not her own, surrounded by people who by all accounts should be fictional, she's at a complete loss for how she got there in the first place. Charlie journeys to find her own destiny while struggling to help the Avatar complete his. Or, a quick-witted teen with red hair and freckles gets thrown into the Avatar universe and is somehow expected to fit in. Obviously, she kind of fails. With her knowledge of the TV show, she pretends to be psychic to aiding her in helping the Gaang - now she just needs to keep up her lie. - (Sokka x OC slow burn) (cross-posted on FFnet and Ao3, NO LONGER SPLITTING CHAPTERS) Highest Rankings: #1 in avatarthelastairbender (21/12/20), #1 in zuko (23/12/20), #1 in sokkaxoc (8/1/21), #1 in ocfanfic (29/7/21), #2 in atla (3/10/20) AUTHORS NOTE Slow updates. Seriously if you want spoilers, message me. (10 October 2025) WARNINGS contains strong language potential character death potential blood potential mature scenes DISCLAIMER surprise surprise, i don't own alta, nor the countless references to other multimedia i've found a way to weave in. sad but true, please don't sue me i'm poor.

📺 Puzzled Relationship ARC - ⠀Summary, an AU where Mr. Puzzles tries to get five stars by giving fan services of Smg34. /hj /silly - ⠀Will Smg3 and Smg4 get together? You'll see.

I died at thirteen. It was tragic, it was messy, and honestly? A 0/10 experience. I expected an afterlife with unlimited snacks. Instead, I got reincarnated into the Gilbert family-four years after Elena and two years after Jeremy. Now, I'm the youngest Gilbert in a town that smells like vervain and bad decisions. I have the memories of a dead Viking twin, the sarcasm of a girl who's seen every episode of this show, and a "Celestial" power level that could probably delete the moon if I had a bad enough tantrum. My sister is the human doppelgänger magnet, my brother is a brooding medium, and I'm just trying to survive fourth grade without accidentally vaporizing Damon Salvatore for being a "theatrical emo." Being the town darling is easy. Keeping the Originals from killing everyone while I'm still legally too young to sit in the front seat of the car? That's the real trick.

Tink was just a depressed teen using 1970s wizarding fanfiction as her ultimate coping mechanism. But after making a desperate wish on a shooting star, the universe decided to take her completely literally. Suddenly, she's de-aged to a tiny ten-year-old, trapped in the past, and living with her very alive, very clueless Muggle parents-who genuinely think "magic" is just a weird phase she's going through. Armed with absolutely zero magical coordination, a brain full of future internet humor, and a walking encyclopedia of wizarding secrets, Tink has exactly one year to prepare for Hogwarts. The Marauders are currently out there running amok, completely oblivious to the fact that a loud-mouthed fanfiction addict is about to crash their second year. She came to change the timeline and survive the plot. She didn't expect to end up completely falling for one of the very boys she used to read about. Grab your popcorn. The wizarding world is absolutely not ready for this fairy.

- in which after Las Almas, the 141 are branded terrorists, Soap is alive but badly injured, and Price makes a call he hoped he would never have to make to keep all of them alive. Lucky them, the person he called had more than enough space, and she even called for backup.

Anthony cheated death, escaped his mafia family, and is taking shelter in Husk's restaurant. This would be a normal love story if it weren't for Husk's teenage daughter: Marie. And that she's convinced Anthony is her soulmate. Watch as two queer, adult men try and handle a teenage delusional girl's wildest fantasies. Prewritten! Updates on Monday evenings ;)

Marinette and Adrien had met online a few years ago. When Adrien finally gets the chance to go to public school, it happens to be the same one as Marinette. A meet-up is definitely in place. Cross posted on AO3! :) Cover art: https://pin.it/1YKBRZWqV (I fit it to the wattpad cover size and added a filter) Originally posted on AO3: January 5, 2024 Word Count: 3,405

So basically, Kel is becoming the nonchalant dreadhead, so like yeah, Aubrey has cool parents, she's a hippie now, Basil is a skateboarding weed smoker, and Hero is like a stuck up brat (if you know who Byakuya is, just imagine that) and Mari, might, kinda be haunting them, and turned into a punk, who knows why I made this, definitely autistic guys, enjoy ig /There might be suntan and photobomb, who knows

James Charles didn't know how this happened....but he wasn't against it. What was the youtuber supposed to do, turn down the former president when he asked to meet up? No way! James was starting to doubt himself....he was sure he was only attracted to minors...but Donald's wrinkles were making him feel certain things.... What was he gonna do? TLDR; James Charles gets called by Donald Trump to meet up in Florida and they each end up catching feelings... There are twists and turns and also yandere Shrek?

COMPLETED The music came to a stop and Geto looked down, the unknown kid now asleep in Satoru's arms as the man looked up, one hand tightly clutching the papers. Even without seeing his eyes, Geto knew for sure that Satoru was watching him. Geto had always loved Satoru's eyes. They were a pretty aquamarine colour that would shine under the caress of nature; the deep colour reminding him of the clear blue seas when moonlight would cast over them. He only wished he could see the bright blue of Satoru's crystal-like eyes shimmer under twilight again. But Geto also knew that in order to achieve the things he'd wanted, it meant to give up the one person he desired. And so, he turned his head away, ushering the girls inside quietly. "Go home." He said, his hands clenched into fists, willing his voice firm, as he hoped Satoru wouldn't notice the tremble in the words as they left his lips. • In which Gojo tries to convince his beloved to come home and Geto almost takes his hand only for the distance between the two to grow once more. • - Was meant to be a crack fic - Cover art does not belong to me. Credits go to its lovely creator. - Credits of tiktok video inspiration of this fic go to @viamurio on tiktok! (I got permission to write this)

A gift for my friend who roleplays as his chair

Yassen eventually kills Ian. It is the perfect murder. Practice makes perfect. (Alex Rider Fanfiction)

Suitcase and the finalists watch season 3, suitcase finds out nickel and balloon are besties now, She releases the DAWG within. Note the difference between nickLE and nickeEL (Its basically just going to be a collection of suitcase standing up for herself in various situations because my girl deserves to be assertive and like not sad) (cross posted from a03)

[Rainbow Rocks / High School AU] Back again in the Kantō region of Japan with more trouble to come. Three new mysterious students arrive at school and suddenly your classmates are dropping like flies. Death rates are at an all time high, yet nobody seems to notice. All of the deaths trace back to the three students, but nobody has brought it up, being too focused on the major school writing competition. How will you manage to get to the bottom of what's going on? - Heavily based on My Little Pony - "Rainbow Rocks." Many creative liberties were taken for the sake of the plot.

"Do you accept this humble burden?" Luz demanded. "The burden to protect those who cannot protect themselves?" The princess stood for a moment. Her senses were screaming at her to decline and go back to her normal life, but there was this voice. This voice she couldn't ignore. "Y-Yes. I.. accept." She choked the words out. "Then kneel as I bestow the power of light upon you." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Welcome to Choria! This is an edit of a Plants vs Zombies fanfiction written by Exoneria. This edit will remove the entire Plants vs Zombies aspect of it, making it it's own unique universe separate from the Plants vs Zombies universe. I HIGHLY recommend checking out the original found here https://www.wattpad.com/story/312066312-golden-the-collection This was written and posted with full permission from Exoneria, and I require no credit here as the entire series was written by her, and I am only editing certain names and phrases. Now onto the actual description In this book, there's dimensional characters with emotional dialogue and life-defining goals. As you continue to delve in, the way this world works will be slowly and gently explained. This way, it's easy on the eyes and not overwhelming. Sound good? Awesome! So come, join me, as we witness these characters shape into the people they're meant to be, in the realm of Choria All art found in this Fic will have been made by Exoneria (And therefore still be Plants Vs Zombies), and all credit belongs to her. Please support the official release

~Y/n, moving from Chicago to get away from their toxic ex spouse, stumbles upon a cute little town, filled to the brim with kind people, always willing to help them out. Thier life turns upside down with the coming of summer and the return of the town's mayor, Tom Nook.~ -Tom Nook, dad of three, struggling to find someone to love, care for, and give gifts to after the death of his wife fifteen years ago is riddled with charismatic energy, and is willing to give even the smallest tasks to Y/n to keep them there with him.-