Cracktreatedseriously Stories

[Leona Kingscholar x OC] If an engagement is the only way to keep his crush by his side, then Leona would do that a million times, without regrets. So, after noticing an opening, he takes it with no warnings. 'Cause love is a cunning mind game and Leona happens to be just as clever as he is competitive. - In which Leona yearns too much, and Ilse starts to do the same after getting to know him; both learning to love each other slowly but strongly each passing day. . Extract of the first chapter: "That evening Ilse Shere saw an engagement contract fall apart before it even started, exactly as she had planned. Now she would be free to do what she liked best, live her life in peace and without problems and hassles, and above all without any herbivores to look after and thorns in her side to think about. Or at least, that was how it was supposed to go. What the girl hadn't anticipated, however, was the presence of the second prince of Sunset Savanna, Leona Kingscholar, leading to an irregularity and later to a change of plans - an unexpected one, definitely." _ This work is a translation. You can find it on ao3 as well.

This book was created as an attempt to push out my thoughts and ideas I've had for too long about Xkour Skylines (Gacha World) and its inhabitants. Its MADNESS as my brain is MAD that Xkour isn't getting more content. Unfortunately, I seem more invested in its Skylines rather than the game as a whole. Yes, that means more guardians; less players. I've only played Gacha World (and Studio to make skits, and Club to design characters) so I'm not the most knowledgeable on the information outside of the game. I mostly just use my head to fill in the gaps, but it's fun regardless. :D Update 07/05/2023: I've played Gacha Resort now. So, I guess if you really want to see another person's wacky thoughts and rants on a specific part of Gacha World, then you're invited to read. Just try not to be rude or anything, we all have our own thoughts and ways of viewing things. **Obvious Spoiler warning for story mode of Gacha World up until Gacha Moon**

3:17 AM. Window open. Trellis unstable. Heart rate lethal. Tanjiro Kamado enters the Kocho house and immediately regrets every choice he's ever made. Doctors appear. Questions are asked. Evidence is presented. God is consulted. A love story, technically. Author's notes so yeah another one shot got the idea at like 2am two days ago Enjoy Tanjiro's suffering ~ love Lady Tsukiryo 🕊

Technoblade does not think that having matching hair is a reason to be reborn as someone's sibling.

Now Hayama was the type of guy who trusted his instinct, and his instinct already going haywire ever since Kuroko Tetsuya set his foot inside the gym . . . Or a story of which Kuroko leave Teikō before the fall and thus instead of Seirin he attended Rakuzan. Befriending Mayuzumi and being 'adopted' by the said teen, may or may not make a certain crazy redhaired Captain jealous. Featuring Hayama Kotarō as the witness as the shenanigans ensues

Affogato x Clotted Cream but super heroes n villains? It's more likely than you think. @walsuf is writing this with me btw ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Summary ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Clotted Cream makes his hero debut as The Consul. Unfortunately (?) for him, a certain cat villain also makes his debut on the same day. As time goes on, they get closer and closer, but there's one thing holding The Consul back: His Father, Custard. Will they be able to be friends? Or... More? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Warnings ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ -Angst -Themes of abuse (Custard sucks) -Adult Humor -Sex Jokes -more warnings may be added later

The ninja somehow have phones- Its amazing what one text can lead you to- 28/09/22 #5 in Textstories 31/08/24 #3 in Textstories

in which eraserhead has to deal with one of japan's notorious serial murderers. all might is concerned. aizawa is angry. society is fucking confused eventual male oc // aizawa shota (intentional lower-case) (gore warnings)

I had a weird dream and needed to write it down. There have been rumors about a pair of ladybug earrings making rounds across town, as well as a suspicious number of people having irreversible brain damage seemingly out of no where. Paris recalls his creator making a pair of earrings to gift to a special lady friend sometime long ago and suspects that may be the cause. With that info in mind, Paris, Yumi, and Lily try to find the earrings before anymore casualties happen. What they don't expect is how powerful these earrings truly are only when it's too late.... WARNING Gross body stuff, brains, parasites, mind control, overstimulation, sickness, fever, possession, tentacles (or tendrils), touch-starved (This takes place right when they find the earrings. I'll prolly add future chapters that'll lead up to it but I just really wanted to write down what I could) CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

Working 2 jobs has taken a toll on Nova's mental state. And when some bastard comes asking her to remake his entire coffee because it "doesn't have enough cream" she goes ballistic and pours the scalding hot coffee over his head. And now she's only working one job. Being a waiter at a shitty restaurant isn't paying the bills though and she has to hurry and find another job so she finally puts aside her hatred for office jobs and goes to work at a rather indiscernible firm. The Black Rose. It sounded creepy as hell but the pay was amazing so Nova didn't ask questions. She bumps into a mystery woman on her way out on her first day. They hit it off rather well and Nova finally feels like the world is working in her favor. Read as she discovers more about herself, this mystery woman, and what the Black Rose Society actually does in this compelling love story between self, friends, lovers and best of all lesbians.

It's basically what it says. It's also, hopefully, better.

Duff McKagan moves from the big city to a small town. His new roommate, Nikki Sixx, shows him the town. What he doesn't expect is a chain of events that leads him to the love of his life that will change his world forever. Ships: Duff McKagan X Steven Adler (McAdler) Nikki Sixx X Tommy Lee (Terrorcest) Slash X Axl Rose (Slaxl) Vince Neil X Mick Mars (Vick?)

The place where I put my dumbassery other than my announcements

|𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐚| [𝐛𝐚𝐡-𝐤𝐮𝐡] ___________________________________________________________________ "𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐚! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝?" ___________________________________________________________________ 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐉𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 "𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲," "𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡," 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 "𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝." 𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 "𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥" 𝐨𝐫 "𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧." 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 (𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠) 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭. ___________________________________________________________________ Obama and Quackity were the perfect couple at Rick Astley high.... Enter Devin, the new kid who really could care less about school.

╭ ❝ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓? ❞ - The words coming from Monoma sound silly in this context, of course he is. It's the reason he's in general studies, it's the very reason he's reconsidering his dreams, the reason he can't be a hero- at least, not in the same way Kacchan can. "Yeah, I am." "Huh? But.. Midoriya, you do have a quirk." "Yeah? Sure. Then you have pink hair." It was supposed to be a joke. But as if the Gods heard his words, somehow. some-fucking-how. Within the timespan of about five seconds, a paint bucket smashes through the window, in the process spilling out and all over Monoma's dorm, and by proxy, his hair. The paint is fucking pink. Monoma's hair is pink, and Izuku has a quirk. -𝐎𝐑, after failing the hero exam, and enrolling into UA's general studies program quirkless, izuku starts to think he's going crazy when his every thought (no matter how ridiculous) manages to without fail, manifest into reality. unknown to him though, this is not in fact the universe punishing him, or some higher being trying to snipe him down- but rather his quirk !! way to go !! -𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑, silly crackfic where izuku has basically the most op quirk ever but doesn't realize it and never utilizes it in the intended way so he just thinks he's on the hit-list of whatever higher being there is ╰ ★ supposed to be on ao3 under the same username lol but I'm intimidated so it'll come at a later date LMAOO

75 contestants from different realms are forced into a cook-off by an odd young girl.

Two sisters, they are the polar opposites of each other. One was kind and one was cruel, one was smart and one is.. Sigh.. Not that bright. Cinder, even though the oldest, is not the best academically, but thanks to her Asian bloodline which somehow saves her a$$ every time she doesn't struggle much compared to the other kids in school. Oh, the term Asians don't exist in the Pokemon World! So how could this be? Well a transmigration happened!! OR 2 Idiotic sisters have a different way to beat TWST. Marianne thinks their original school's perfect attendance's and grades are far more important than the lives of stinky, hormonal, and emo cracked heads. While Cinder wants to do this normally without causing too much attention but was intrigued, amused, and excited(MISUNDERSTANDS) for the possibility that she might possibly see a BL or an interesting love story happen within school grounds(A Certain Fae is attempting to court but got cursed by the stereotypical plot of being pushed away, avoided, and coincidentally getting cucked blocked by a certain lion because he does not want him to court her as she is his [Cough] just read more into this madness pot of ideas and dwell your mind into it even more.) *Planning to make a new edited version of the book if not edited this old one when it reaches it's final chapter.

A gift for my friend who roleplays as his chair

Keiji's one goal in life was to fuck as many dads as possible, and that was what he was going to do. However, there are some bumps along the way, namely with a certain man named Steve... Or, a crack treated seriously fic based off of a joke discord roleplay.

Basicly the Idv cast gets thrown into MCU modern new york a year after the battle of newyork but i acually put efforts into this POV switches but we are mainly following Aesop because i though it would be funny to bully him No knowledge of MCU needed to read because Idv have no fucking idea who they are too. also wild updating schedual because i am drunk while writing god should have never give me a keyboard. might add sprinkle of ship if u squint later Chapter 1: Aesop meet Logan Paul in new york city