Cracktreatedseriously Stories

Imagine going to school every single day beside the weekend. That may sound bad enough. Except, nearly in every school day, some stupid or chaotic shit happened at the point, Builderman have to be involved half of the time to attempt to resolved it. (If you can't tell from the tags, this fanfic is half-serious and half-crack) (I also posted this on Ao3)

Anthony cheated death, escaped his mafia family, and is taking shelter in Husk's restaurant. This would be a normal love story if it weren't for Husk's teenage daughter: Marie. And that she's convinced Anthony is her soulmate. Watch as two queer, adult men try and handle a teenage delusional girl's wildest fantasies. Prewritten! Updates on Monday evenings ;)

This is a joke fanfic I made for a friend, putting our oc's into an Arranged Polycule. Anyone else who happens to see this fic and read it, I don't expect you to understand what's happening lol.

After whispers start to run through Camelot, Lancelot makes a deal with the most competent gossips in Camelot save himself, the queen and the kingdom. He ends up marrying a woman named Beatrice; someone who knows the whispers, and who's made a move on Lancelot before. What starts as a simple, strategic arrangement grows into something more... complicated. Cover art by Stew

One of the things Mad Madeline is most proud of is that she has a professional arch nemesis - Ant Nekton. They despise each other and nothing makes Madeline happier than the simple concept of knowing he loathes her as much as she does him. But when she overhears a troubling conversation on the Floating Black Market that could suggest otherwise, she decides something must be done about it. Or Maddy finds out that Alpheus and Ant are also arch nemeses and she's not going to stand for that. ...so she invades Alpheus' submarine to have a little chat with him about it.

Jisung steps outside for five minutes, he just needed a break, not an overly flirty Korean man. Hongdae guy au/Lee Minho as Hongdae guy

Triple D Divorce, depression, divine judgment

- The story of a ninja who doesn't want to be a ninja. - Meet Kuzumaki Haruto or "Haru". The discount knockoff version of Uzumaki Naruto. But here's the real kicker: Naruto's somehow still around! Is this some kind of sick joke? Still, at least her existence hasn't thrown canon out the window. The Kyuubi attacked, Minato died, and Naruto became the Kyuubi's jinchuuriki as expected. All is as it should be. ...Right?

I've seen the sun travel the skies for eons and the stars continuously rise and fall, but they have never left my side. Until they did. (CRAFTING TABLE X FURNACE CRACKFIC) (ALSO ON AO3 UNDER THE SAME USERNAME)

All Ed wanted to do was read some goddamn alchemy books. How was he supposed to know it would've ended up like this, what kind of person Tucker was? He'd just wanted to help his brother and now he wasn't sure his brother would ever know it was him again. (Or: Ed gets himself transmuted instead of Nina. He ends up significantly more animal than expected. Now, he needs to figure out how to tell his brother who he is, Al needs to find out where his brother disappeared to, and Mustang just wants to know why this cat hates him so much).

Suitcase and the finalists watch season 3, suitcase finds out nickel and balloon are besties now, She releases the DAWG within. Note the difference between nickLE and nickeEL (Its basically just going to be a collection of suitcase standing up for herself in various situations because my girl deserves to be assertive and like not sad) (cross posted from a03)

After the events of 'Gone', SpongeBob, hurt by his friends, reacts how a normal person would. Note: its a spongebob crack fanfiction, so this should go without saying, but extremely OOC

hey guys so this is not meant to be taken seriously pls js ignore this oh my god one-shot mania with my pookie wookie bear @twotrees14 so like what we did was start off with a random plot (i wrote this one lol!!) and would write for five minutes before switching every five minutes sooo hope you like Unicorn Adventures!! this was written in the span of two hours i think and we kept goofing off so yeah like dont hate guys pls peace and love <33 go check out Notification Adventures too like i love that one i had sm fun writing it

uhh self insert fic ig- actually this is like the 50th self insert I've written about the Mario universe and the only audience I cater to is myself, but by all means feel free to read my 3 am bullshit I haven't decided if there will be any ships yet, or if I'll keep writing this but we get there when we get there y'know anyways bon appetit losers I don't have the patience to write a proper description

Reinhard thanks Pridebaru for burning Lugunica. Complete crack fic if that description didn't already set you off. Fic Idea by author: J2X3 (check out his works on ao3) Cross-posted on AO3

Midorima makes the most important shot of his life, and of course, he does not miss. Cross-posted on AO3 Credit for the idea goes to my bestie Zephyr, who helped me come up with it while we were watching KNB and making bracelets. This whole thing was based on a headcanon that Midorima would be absurdly good at shooting anything, including guns, and it just spiraled from there. Basically we're stupid and come up with stupid ideas.

I had a weird dream and needed to write it down. There have been rumors about a pair of ladybug earrings making rounds across town, as well as a suspicious number of people having irreversible brain damage seemingly out of no where. Paris recalls his creator making a pair of earrings to gift to a special lady friend sometime long ago and suspects that may be the cause. With that info in mind, Paris, Yumi, and Lily try to find the earrings before anymore casualties happen. What they don't expect is how powerful these earrings truly are only when it's too late.... WARNING Gross body stuff, brains, parasites, mind control, overstimulation, sickness, fever, possession, tentacles (or tendrils), touch-starved (This takes place right when they find the earrings. I'll prolly add future chapters that'll lead up to it but I just really wanted to write down what I could) CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

After the inspector calls, all the child's lives fall apart. Of course Mr & Mrs Birling life's are not affected, why should they be held accountable for a death they did not directly cause. Eric resorts to alcohol once more, drinking his nights away. Waking up in unfamiliar places. One morning after consuming a copious amount of alcohol beyond his usual limit, he wakes in the arms of someone familiar.

The Triwizard Tournament's second task? Dive into the lake. For Harry, who has more in common with a cat than a champion, that's a nightmare. But where others see danger, Harry sees a chance to outsmart everyone-without getting his hair wet. He's clever, he's done with everyone's nonsense, and he's about to redefine the meaning of "taking the plunge." Note: I don't own the original Harry Potter characters, settings, or storylines, all of those belong to their amazing creators and copyright holders.