Истории Cracktreatedseriously

I died at thirteen. It was tragic, it was messy, and honestly? A 0/10 experience. I expected an afterlife with unlimited snacks. Instead, I got reincarnated into the Gilbert family-four years after Elena and two years after Jeremy. Now, I'm the youngest Gilbert in a town that smells like vervain and bad decisions. I have the memories of a dead Viking twin, the sarcasm of a girl who's seen every episode of this show, and a "Celestial" power level that could probably delete the moon if I had a bad enough tantrum. My sister is the human doppelgänger magnet, my brother is a brooding medium, and I'm just trying to survive fourth grade without accidentally vaporizing Damon Salvatore for being a "theatrical emo." Being the town darling is easy. Keeping the Originals from killing everyone while I'm still legally too young to sit in the front seat of the car? That's the real trick.

After whispers start to run through Camelot, Lancelot makes a deal with the most competent gossips in Camelot save himself, the queen and the kingdom. He ends up marrying a woman named Beatrice; someone who knows the whispers, and someone who's made a move on Lancelot before. What starts as a simple, strategic arrangement grows into something more... complicated.

"...You didn't say no." "..I said I'd hit you with a frying pan." "Not the same thing." "GET OUT OF MY KITCHE-"

; The longer they stay, the longer their insanity grows. This MYSTERY MAN has trapped them here, and they NEED to get out before anything worse happens to any of them. They're stuck completing puzzles and challenges, some being impossible to even survive in. or ; After Peppa's life became to BORING for 'The Narrator' to handle, he decided to move onto narrating George's life! But, after realizing that his life is just as boring he decides that its time he... changes things around. . As people always say, your actions will always have consequences. . ⚠️WARNINGS WILL BE EXPLAINED IN THE START OF EACH CHAPTER‼️ . Author- Marshie (ME) Co-Writer- MY POOKIE WOOKIE FAVOOMF (ELLIOT) /silly

A group chat that was supposed to be for missions somehow turns into emotional chaos, unsolicited life advice, and way too much oversharing. Gojo insists he's the "cool not-dad," Geto plays the suspiciously responsible "not-mom," and everyone else is just trying to survive the daily flood of messages. Somewhere between Nobara's relentless teasing, Panda's commentary, and Nanami questioning his life choices, Yuji and Megumi find themselves caught in something softer than either of them expected. It starts with stolen glances, turns into accidental honesty, and before they know it... the whole chat is watching them fall for each other in real time. They're not a family. They're definitely not a family. ...But no one's leaving the group chat.

Tommy, born in a royal family, was soon to be 16, and with his avian genes, the whole kingdom expects him to gain wings like the rest of the family, will he? This is a work of fiction, I will use some actual mythology to inspire this book, but it will be mine and solely mine, and it will be different, and incorrect. I do not condone any wrong actions created by the content creators this is based on, it's based on their characters, not their true selves.

It was one thing to prank call or text someone, but it was another thing entirely to pose as a person confessing romantic affections towards the members of their volleyball team rivals. Asahi watched Suga and Daichi argue over who they would mess with first. He sighed. He really didn't want to be a part of this.

Regina is not happy to be attending game night at Granny's Diner. However, it turns into something unexpected that surprises everyone involved. SwanQueen Endgame.

Following the events of the final battle in At World's End, something goes awry, sending both crews to the faraway lands of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Join our girls as they endeavor to meet up and find a way home after being scattered to the winds. Also the boats kiss. Enjoyable, even if you're not from Pittsburgh. My friend and I worked on this together. Her ao3 user is Pterridactyl.

[Rainbow Rocks / High School AU] Back again in the Kantō region of Japan with more trouble to come. Three new mysterious students arrive at school and suddenly your classmates are dropping like flies. Death rates are at an all time high, yet nobody seems to notice. All of the deaths trace back to the three students, but nobody has brought it up, being too focused on the major school writing competition. How will you manage to get to the bottom of what's going on? - Heavily based on My Little Pony - "Rainbow Rocks." Many creative liberties were taken for the sake of the plot.

The Hazbin crew decide to go on a road trip! What chaos awaits them? How many people can they fit in a van? Will they go insane? And how many easter eggs can I cram into each chapter? Find out the answer to these questions and more in this fanfic! ----- Obligatory Disclaimer: All characters are made by Vivziepop, I do not own any of them. I'm pretty sure most of the locations (the hotel, zoo, etc) are made by me, but the general area (Hell, the Pride ring) and worldbuilding are made by Vivziepop.

Miku is out to conquer the galaxy, and who's gonna stop her? Me, you, your mom? That's right, nobody. Follow her as she and her friends make their way through the galaxies and dimensions of our known universe. Fandom: SGA, Vocaloid, etc. Warning: Kidnapping, guns, canon-typical violence, canonical character death, angst, death and angst, SGA "s3e10-11: The Return" spoilers

Odin and Frigga have been avoiding the sex talk for years. This backfires... A lot. Loki is not impressed. (And other short stories.) (Thor and Avengers Fanfiction)

so I saw this cute AU thing on Tumblr and I was sad that there wasn't a fic for it so here it is. Washington is small, tiny in fact. Canon era mostly

"Will you believe me when I say I'm sorry?" A post canon story of the Yu-Boys adjusting to their new reality, because lets face it. There was no immediate happy ending and the ending to Arc-V was pretty fucked up especially for a Yu-Gi-Oh series Or: Yuya, Yuto, Yugo and Yuri are literally chaos reincarnate, they weren't all sunshine and rainbows from the get go and had a lot to figure out about each other. Cover by me<3 No art was used aside from the characters from the show itself<3 Believe me when I say I know it looks bad :(

Stranger Things x The Sandman AU

CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ 𝑃𝐿𝑂𝑇 ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ You don't have much going on in your life, school sucks and your mom is sick. Your dad doesn't seem to care much. Most days you just sit in your bed and do homework or scroll on your phone. But one day, everything changes. ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ 𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑅𝐴𝐶𝑇𝐸𝑅 ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ Fem!Y/N, but it isn't all too obvious outside of clothing. Your dad hates you and your mom is in the hospital. Your aunt and uncle are the only people who care about you, yet you rarely see them. ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ 𝐴𝑈𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑅𝑆 𝑁𝑂𝑇𝐸 ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ A typical y/n gets sold story. Gets more ridiculous near the end Also im not a one direction fan I prefer MCR and Evanescence so

i hate myself

Seconds before (or years after) their respective deaths, the Aftons are yoinked from their timeline into present day, into a corporate building. Luckily an old family frIend is here to explain things. Or Aftons are pulled into the Duolingo building and forced to become multilingual and run the YouTube channel. Or Crack treated seriously.

So basically, Kel is becoming the nonchalant dreadhead, so like yeah, Aubrey has cool parents, she's a hippie now, Basil is a skateboarding weed smoker, and Hero is like a stuck up brat (if you know who Byakuya is, just imagine that) and Mari, might, kinda be haunting them, and turned into a punk, who knows why I made this, definitely autistic guys, enjoy ig /There might be suntan and photobomb, who knows