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Imagine going to school every single day beside the weekend. That may sound bad enough. Except, nearly in every school day, some stupid or chaotic shit happened at the point, Builderman have to be involved half of the time to attempt to resolved it. (If you can't tell from the tags, this fanfic is half-serious and half-crack) (I also posted this on Ao3)

Anthony cheated death, escaped his mafia family, and is taking shelter in Husk's restaurant. This would be a normal love story if it weren't for Husk's teenage daughter: Marie. And that she's convinced Anthony is her soulmate. Watch as two queer, adult men try and handle a teenage delusional girl's wildest fantasies. Prewritten! Updates on Monday evenings ;)

This is a joke fanfic I made for a friend, putting our oc's into an Arranged Polycule. Anyone else who happens to see this fic and read it, I don't expect you to understand what's happening lol.

After whispers start to run through Camelot, Lancelot makes a deal with the most competent gossips in Camelot save himself, the queen and the kingdom. He ends up marrying a woman named Beatrice; someone who knows the whispers, and who's made a move on Lancelot before. What starts as a simple, strategic arrangement grows into something more... complicated. Cover art by Stew

One of the things Mad Madeline is most proud of is that she has a professional arch nemesis - Ant Nekton. They despise each other and nothing makes Madeline happier than the simple concept of knowing he loathes her as much as she does him. But when she overhears a troubling conversation on the Floating Black Market that could suggest otherwise, she decides something must be done about it. Or Maddy finds out that Alpheus and Ant are also arch nemeses and she's not going to stand for that. ...so she invades Alpheus' submarine to have a little chat with him about it.

Jisung steps outside for five minutes, he just needed a break, not an overly flirty Korean man. Hongdae guy au/Lee Minho as Hongdae guy

In which Giovanni meets Percy under far better circumstances. This turns out to be a bad idea.

Each chapter is a stand-alone Contents: 1. How the Thunder Bringer found 'Thunder Bringer' - Ο Ζεύς (Zeus) reacts to 'Thunder Bringer' 2. How the Musician spent 30 minutes trying to understand one song - Ο Άπόλλων (Apollon) reacts to 'Six Hundred Strike' 3. How the Trickster discovered his new laugh - Ο Έρμείας (Hermes) reacts to 'Dangerous' 4. How the Lord of the Seas discovered shipping - Ο Ποσειδών (Poseidon) reacts to 'There Are Other Ways' 5. You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs - Ο Άπόλλων discovers 'EPIC' 6. How tea and a god's suggestion are driving me insane - A peek behind the curtain at my writing process 7. It's been two thousand years since I last saw you - Η Άθηναίη (Athena) discovers 'EPIC'

just silly, for goofs. VERY old

Side Story for Time Travel - Where I Adopt a Bunch of Brats. Fumikage has just learnt from his classmate and friend, Shouto that Hawks used to date "his dad" before leaving the man heartbroken. Fumikage will try his best to keep Hawks away from Endeavor throughout his internship with the hero, but was there a misunderstanding? A/N: The answer is yes. There was definitely a misunderstanding. A comedy fic where Fumikage misunderstands Shouto's words and PROTECTS THE WRONG PERSON from his mentor. Top Ranking: #4 - cracktreatedseriously (29/01/2023)

The Triwizard Tournament's second task? Dive into the lake. For Harry, who has more in common with a cat than a champion, that's a nightmare. But where others see danger, Harry sees a chance to outsmart everyone-without getting his hair wet. He's clever, he's done with everyone's nonsense, and he's about to redefine the meaning of "taking the plunge." Note: I don't own the original Harry Potter characters, settings, or storylines, all of those belong to their amazing creators and copyright holders.

Izuku quit dreaming of becoming a pro hero after three times of being denied. He decided to screw it, and just be normal. He has part time jobs, he recently graduated, he has a car, a nice apartment. And the support from his mom. That is all he needs. What he doesn't need is his childhood bully showing up in his Pro Hero costume outside his door. Or outside the window to his jobs. Or anywhere near him to be honest. But Izuku can't catch a break as Bakugo keeps asking him to become a hero. "Come on. You can become a hero." Bakugo said moving to stand in front of Izuku. "No, bitch. Now move over so I can clean up this spot. Also, fuck you." Izuku retorted with a broom in his hand This is kind of like crack treated seriously. So don't take it too seriously at times.

!!Cheesy crack taken semi-seriously!! Stephanie brown, newly single and wanting a distraction from her lonely life, gets a job at her school library. She always used books as escapism when she was little to make her forget about her parents, so she figured this would be the best thing she could do to forget about Tim Drake-Wayne. That is, until his older brother walks in.

Regina is not happy to be attending game night at Granny's Diner. However, it turns into something unexpected that surprises everyone involved. SwanQueen Endgame.

Triple D Divorce, depression, divine judgment

Two sisters, they are the polar opposites of each other. One was kind and one was cruel, one was smart and one is.. Sigh.. Not that bright. Cinder, even though the oldest, is not the best academically, but thanks to her Asian bloodline which somehow saves her a$$ every time she doesn't struggle much compared to the other kids in school. Oh, the term Asians don't exist in the Pokemon World! So how could this be? Well a transmigration happened!! OR 2 Idiotic sisters have a different way to beat TWST. Marianne thinks their original school's perfect attendance's and grades are far more important than the lives of stinky, hormonal, and emo cracked heads. While Cinder wants to do this normally without causing too much attention but was intrigued, amused, and excited(MISUNDERSTANDS) for the possibility that she might possibly see a BL or an interesting love story happen within school grounds(A Certain Fae is attempting to court but got cursed by the stereotypical plot of being pushed away, avoided, and coincidentally getting cucked blocked by a certain lion because he does not want him to court her as she is his [Cough] just read more into this madness pot of ideas and dwell your mind into it even more.) *Planning to make a new edited version of the book if not edited this old one when it reaches it's final chapter.

One man, one flower, one desire. Ran, if you're reading this? enjoy

Working 2 jobs has taken a toll on Nova's mental state. And when some bastard comes asking her to remake his entire coffee because it "doesn't have enough cream" she goes ballistic and pours the scalding hot coffee over his head. And now she's only working one job. Being a waiter at a shitty restaurant isn't paying the bills though and she has to hurry and find another job so she finally puts aside her hatred for office jobs and goes to work at a rather indiscernible firm. The Black Rose. It sounded creepy as hell but the pay was amazing so Nova didn't ask questions. She bumps into a mystery woman on her way out on her first day. They hit it off rather well and Nova finally feels like the world is working in her favor. Read as she discovers more about herself, this mystery woman, and what the Black Rose Society actually does in this compelling love story between self, friends, lovers and best of all lesbians.

Miku is out to conquer the galaxy, and who's gonna stop her? Me, you, your mom? That's right, nobody. Follow her as she and her friends make their way through the galaxies and dimensions of our known universe. Fandom: SGA, Vocaloid, etc. Warning: Kidnapping, guns, canon-typical violence, canonical character death, angst, death and angst, SGA "s3e10-11: The Return" spoilers