Cracktreatedseriously Stories

Harry Potter meets X-Men in an unapologetically absurd crossover where every character is a mash-up, every chapter contains at least one terrible joke, and somehow there's still an actual plot. In a world where magic and mutation have quietly coexisted for generations, Hogwarts isn't just a school for witches and wizards-it's also home to mutants, superheroes, supervillains, sentient robots, cosmic artifacts, and at least one misplaced Hobbit. Every character is a fusion of two beloved fictional characters, creating a story that is equal parts adventure, mystery, affectionate parody, and gleeful absurdity. Expect action, heart, running gags, terrible puns, and the occasional surprisingly sincere moment between explosions. Hogwarts: A School for Gifted Youngsters is a prequel to the Super Magic Force Wars podcast.

Moving back home after a breakup wasn't exactly part of Ink's life plan. Neither was living with his mom again, being unemployed, or letting his old high-school best friend Blue convince him to interview for the newly vacant Head of Design position at Dream and Nightmare's family company. Somehow, he gets the job. Now Ink has to survive eccentric coworkers, two bickering brothers running a company together, a documentary crew that refuses to stop zooming in on him, and a digital design system he barely understands. Worst of all, learning that system means working very closely with Error-the company's antisocial, sarcastic Head of IT who seems determined to make Ink's new job as difficult as possible. Ink came home expecting to start over. He just didn't expect his new life to involve this many skeletons. One office. Over Thirteen skeletons. Zero clue what they're doing.

sasaki missed his train stop and it costs japan EVERYTHING

#1 in #shadowandbone on 8/1/26 #2 #Grishaverse 8/3/36 Celeste is a competitive sailor, a book nerd, and currently, very concussed. One minute she's drowning in a Massachusetts bay after a brutal sailing accident, and the next she's waking up in a First Army tent being accused of being a Fjerdan spy. To make matters worse, Alina Starkov is dead, the Shadow Fold is still a nightmare, and Celeste just accidentally summoned a bead of light. Stuck in what she is 90% convinced is a highly vivid lucid dream, she decides to survive the Grishaverse the only way she knows how: by demanding snacks, bothering the Crows, and severely testing the Darkling's patience. Ravka isn't ready for sixteen years of modern teenage spite. Or, a half feral sun summoner nobody asked for and nobody can handle. As of 8/1/26 # 1 cracktreatedseriously #4 grishaverse #2 moretagstobeadded #2 concussion #4 aleksandermorozova #1 the fold #1 chaoticgood #2 Alternate universe-canondivergence

Imagine going to school every single day beside the weekend. That may sound bad enough. Except, nearly in every school day, some stupid or chaotic shit happened at the point, Builderman have to be involved half of the time to attempt to resolved it. (If you can't tell from the tags, this fanfic is 50% crack and 50% sober) (I also posted this on Ao3)

"Me, summoning the sun, taking over the world, and looking amazing while doing it. Huh. I quite like that idea." Or: The one where Alina Starkov uses a fellow cartographer as a human shield, completely ruins Mal's life with a fake-cry performance, and winks at the Darkling on her way to a luxury carriage. This world isn't ready for self entitled Alina Starkov. A grishaverse rewrite.

After the events of Monumental Pictures', 'The Dancing Cavalier,' the studio has been making bank, and the public is screaming for more talking pictures. The studio decides that they are going to fulfill the public's wishes. Join Don Lockwood, Cosmo Brown, Kathy Selden, Lina Lamont, and company as they learn to keep their lines to follow the script. I do not claim any ownership of these characters, except Tia and Dorothy. ps. there may be some smut or nsfw elements in later chapters idk

Saiki and teruhashi finally go on a official date together, to saikis dismay

Let's be honest, you knew you were in Hell, but would you ever admit that? Never. ~~~ Made this with a friend and I love it with all my heart. The Mc is an unhinged atheist and oh boy, does it deliver a hilarious plot line! XD Please, enjoy!

╭ ❝ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓? ❞ - The words coming from Monoma sound silly in this context, of course he is. It's the reason he's in general studies, it's the very reason he's reconsidering his dreams, the reason he can't be a hero- at least, not in the same way Kacchan can. "Yeah, I am." "Huh? But.. Midoriya, you do have a quirk." "Yeah? Sure. Then you have pink hair." It was supposed to be a joke. But as if the Gods heard his words, somehow. some-fucking-how. Within the timespan of about five seconds, a paint bucket smashes through the window, in the process spilling out and all over Monoma's dorm, and by proxy, his hair. The paint is fucking pink. Monoma's hair is pink, and Izuku has a quirk. -𝐎𝐑, after failing the hero exam, and enrolling into UA's general studies program quirkless, izuku starts to think he's going crazy when his every thought (no matter how ridiculous) manages to without fail, manifest into reality. unknown to him though, this is not in fact the universe punishing him, or some higher being trying to snipe him down- but rather his quirk !! way to go !! -𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑, silly crackfic where izuku has basically the most op quirk ever but doesn't realize it and never utilizes it in the intended way so he just thinks he's on the hit-list of whatever higher being there is ╰ ★ supposed to be on ao3 under the same username lol but I'm intimidated so it'll come at a later date LMAOO

ONESHOT. One rainy afternoon, your parents were late in picking you up from the playgroup. You just didn't know how this simple event would affect the rest of your childhood.

COMPLETED The music came to a stop and Geto looked down, the unknown kid now asleep in Satoru's arms as the man looked up, one hand tightly clutching the papers. Even without seeing his eyes, Geto knew for sure that Satoru was watching him. Geto had always loved Satoru's eyes. They were a pretty aquamarine colour that would shine under the caress of nature; the deep colour reminding him of the clear blue seas when moonlight would cast over them. He only wished he could see the bright blue of Satoru's crystal-like eyes shimmer under twilight again. But Geto also knew that in order to achieve the things he'd wanted, it meant to give up the one person he desired. And so, he turned his head away, ushering the girls inside quietly. "Go home." He said, his hands clenched into fists, willing his voice firm, as he hoped Satoru wouldn't notice the tremble in the words as they left his lips. • In which Gojo tries to convince his beloved to come home and Geto almost takes his hand only for the distance between the two to grow once more. • - Was meant to be a crack fic - Cover art does not belong to me. Credits go to its lovely creator. - Credits of tiktok video inspiration of this fic go to @viamurio on tiktok! (I got permission to write this)

Technoblade does not think that having matching hair is a reason to be reborn as someone's sibling.

Hello there everyone my name is Letni Wyllt Ambrosius and I wanna clear up some facts. So Dumb-ass-door likes to tell everyone that the Dark Lord is still at large and is targeting The Boy Who Lived, aka Harry Potter. That is mostly false... Mostly false in the way that he's not at large really, in fact he's quite small right now... And trapped... Yeah so here's how that happened, and what happened afterwards as well. (Under constant editing and up for ideas/criticism)

Seijuro Akashi isn't ascending to godhood. He's just dehydrated Cross-posted on AO3 Once again, huge thanks to my best friend Zephyr for helping me come up with the dumbest ideas. I genuinely love our conversations, bro.

Hiro gets dicked down by Papa Smurf after their Wedding P.S. Yeepess Sero is alive

Klaus discovers a new shapeshifting ability and inadvertently becomes Damon's favorite pet. Cue the massive identity crisis and a lot of stubborn denial.

All Ed wanted to do was read some goddamn alchemy books. How was he supposed to know it would've ended up like this, what kind of person Tucker was? He'd just wanted to help his brother and now he wasn't sure his brother would ever know it was him again. (Or: Ed gets himself transmuted instead of Nina. He ends up significantly more animal than expected. Now, he needs to figure out how to tell his brother who he is, Al needs to find out where his brother disappeared to, and Mustang just wants to know why this cat hates him so much).

Two kingdoms, one mission, no time to waste... Sent by his father, Shrek had a mission- to kill the neighboring kingdom's young prince. However, as the two meet, something changes, something deep inside both their souls. Will they ultimately be star-crossed lovers ,or enemies stringed together by fate...

Suitcase and the finalists watch season 3, suitcase finds out nickel and balloon are besties now, She releases the DAWG within. Note the difference between nickLE and nickeEL (Its basically just going to be a collection of suitcase standing up for herself in various situations because my girl deserves to be assertive and like not sad) (cross posted from a03)