Historias de Cracktreatedseriously

Imagine going to school every single day beside the weekend. That may sound bad enough. Except, nearly in every school day, some stupid or chaotic shit happened at the point, Builderman have to be involved half of the time to attempt to resolved it. (If you can't tell from the tags, this fanfic is half-serious and half-crack) (I also posted this on Ao3)

Daemon blinked. A dragon rider... Named Hiccup? That was... Unexpected. More unexpected than finding dragon riders beyond the reach of House Targaryen. History recorded that dragonlords other than his own family had once existed. But Hiccup? Surely the name meant something in whatever tongue these people spoke. If it meant what Daemon believed it did, then someone owed him a very good explanation as to why a dragon rider had been burdened with such a name. (Just hear me out, okay?)

Anthony cheated death, escaped his mafia family, and is taking shelter in Husk's restaurant. This would be a normal love story if it weren't for Husk's teenage daughter: Marie. And that she's convinced Anthony is her soulmate. Watch as two queer, adult men try and handle a teenage delusional girl's wildest fantasies. Prewritten! Updates on Monday evenings ;)

This is a joke fanfic I made for a friend, putting our oc's into an Arranged Polycule. Anyone else who happens to see this fic and read it, I don't expect you to understand what's happening lol.

One of the things Mad Madeline is most proud of is that she has a professional arch nemesis - Ant Nekton. They despise each other and nothing makes Madeline happier than the simple concept of knowing he loathes her as much as she does him. But when she overhears a troubling conversation on the Floating Black Market that could suggest otherwise, she decides something must be done about it. Or Maddy finds out that Alpheus and Ant are also arch nemeses and she's not going to stand for that. ...so she invades Alpheus' submarine to have a little chat with him about it.

After whispers start to run through Camelot, Lancelot makes a deal with the most competent gossips in Camelot save himself, the queen and the kingdom. He ends up marrying a woman named Beatrice; someone who knows the whispers, and who's made a move on Lancelot before. What starts as a simple, strategic arrangement grows into something more... complicated. Cover art by Stew

Jisung steps outside for five minutes, he just needed a break, not an overly flirty Korean man. Hongdae guy au/Lee Minho as Hongdae guy

Triple D Divorce, depression, divine judgment

When Pony's mom tells him to throw away an old carton of milk sitting in his room, he doesn't listen and stows it away. When she's officially gone, he comes up with an unusual and bittersweet way to honor his mother's memory. Chapters 1,3, and 5 were written by me and heavily edited by @Lizzy_lol_444 Everything else was written by @Lizzy_lol_444 (I'm just the publisher now because I got tired of this fuckass book 💔) Pony keeping expired milk in his closet was MY idea and I'll stand by that, but the story and lore behind it were Lizzys Updates every Monday

I got bored :3 This is just a bunch of random crack oneshots for FPE, idk what I'm doing (they're relatively tame compared to other crackfics I've seen in this fandom) I'll just update this whenever I get tired or bored of my main fic as a (feeble) attempt to keep y'all entertained and to fight writer's block

"Will you believe me when I say I'm sorry?" A post canon story of the Yu-Boys adjusting to their new reality, because lets face it. There was no immediate happy ending and the ending to Arc-V was pretty fucked up especially for a Yu-Gi-Oh series Or: Yuya, Yuto, Yugo and Yuri are literally chaos reincarnate, they weren't all sunshine and rainbows from the get go and had a lot to figure out about each other. Cover by me<3 No art was used aside from the characters from the show itself<3 Believe me when I say I know it looks bad :(

Title says it all. She's just here to be the voice of reason and to give to characters more expansion. I'm still rewatching this so this could be slow. This is no way hate to anyone who enjoys this series, but if you defend the massive age gap gtfo. Also, non-important background characters will have a role in her story too.

Katsuki Bakugo has had the same goal his entire life: to be the number one hero. About ten years ago, at the tender age of 5, he was given a second goal: to find Izuku Midoriya. No matter how many heroes fail at the task, or how many people tell him it's unreasonable to expect to find Izuku alive, or the death date on the gravestone with nothing beneath it, he knows he's right. He knows his best friend is still out there, still alive, still waiting. ******** Somewhere deep in the underground, the League of Villains is scrounging together forces. Misery, one of the current most prolific, unidentified villains in the underground, supposed second hand of the League, has an exciting year planned. Unfortunately, the year has even more exciting things planned for him. ~Disclaimers: The characters and general plot line events of My Hero Academia are not mine. I was simply inspired. ~cover art is mine

Todoroki needs a way to reveal that Midoriya is All Might's Secret Love Child™ and gain a positive reaction from the public. Enter Ao3: together, revealing Todoroki's conspiracy theory will be a piece of cake. Crossposted on Ao3

Suitcase and the finalists watch season 3, suitcase finds out nickel and balloon are besties now, She releases the DAWG within. Note the difference between nickLE and nickeEL (Its basically just going to be a collection of suitcase standing up for herself in various situations because my girl deserves to be assertive and like not sad) (cross posted from a03)

A gift for my friend who roleplays as his chair

most of these stories are crack treated seriously and there's swearing,death and murder all around so uhhh yeah this book is honestly a huge mess

Regina is not happy to be attending game night at Granny's Diner. However, it turns into something unexpected that surprises everyone involved. SwanQueen Endgame.

Tommyinnit, a child soldier that is trying to overcome his trauma but what happens when he gets sent to the past and instead of going through his usual route he says "You know what! I'm gonna try to make everyone slightly less traumatized this time" or basically me trying to make dsmp fanfiction but because I don't know how ao3 works so I'm gonna do it on wattpad and also time traveler tommy being one of my favorite things. Slow updates btw just so you know

┌── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┐ A young college boy, barely surviving from all the stress of his studies, dies in his room, cursing an Otome Game named "Tied by the String of Fate" that his younger sister adores. Aiden Florence, the villain of the Otome Game "Tied by the String of Fate" almost dies because of an attempted assassination. Waking up after a week, the first thing he sees after opening his eyes are a pair of reptilian eyes and round, scaled chubby cheeks in front of him, calling themselves a "System", whatever that means. Opening his eyes after meeting his untimely demise, he gets tasked with guiding Aiden from his own fated demise from his world, taking the role of a "System" given to him by a god, and the form of a mythical creature of Aiden's world, a dragon. A god decided to change the course of fate in the Otome Game "Tied by the String of Fate" by sticking two souls to work together, one from the modern world, and one from the fantasy world, sticking them together like binding wood with cheap glitter glue. └── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┘ ┌── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┐ An original story by me and my dear friend @DustyUwU!! Cover by @DustyUwU Inspired by Scum Villain Self Saving System, Lout of the Count's Family, and Death is the only Ending for the Villainess. (More tags will be added as the story progresses) (Votes and comments are appreciated, I would lay my life for you.) └── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┘