Craic Stories

UNDER MAJOR EDITING AS OF May 27th 2018**

Not having a full family, being alone most of your life, and being in danger is bad enough. But having a blood sucking vampire who follows you around and says he can make life better for you is even worse. Everything was normal until Harry came along. Or so she thought. Jessica never knew that harry was the one keeping her safe all her life...and soon she'll find out the truth. Keep reading for more. ©UrbaMalik

Baby Doth was left in concrete over night. *TW-CONTAINS MENTION OF CONCRETE, MAY BE TROUBLING TO PEOPLE WITH CONCRETEOPHOBIA*

Guide to Gaeilge. 1st edition.

Christmas Day in rural Ireland. A day of surprises, humour and mystery.

HEY XD THIS IS KYLIE CRYSTAL METH SPEKING OMG !!! I didn't meen 2 becum bffs with 1d,,, stuff lyk this juz happens ok? I meen, afta I dumped meh bfs sORRY ASS and went to englond somting was bound to hapen. This is a v true story of mi lyf with my bff brindabozzle <3 U babe and of course,,,,a stori abt HARREH WHO IS CURLY SMIRK ORBS LEEM WHO IS VAMPIER NYALL WHO IS IRISHZZX ZEN WHO IS ALWAYS GONNA BE 1D don't even start with me I s2g :'( AND LOUEZ WHO LIKE DE CROT!!! v fun stori wow =ABT AUTHOR::: I EM 10 I AM ALLOWED ON WATTY OK?!?!1 I LUF 1d And I'm rlly dirtie omg and flirtyyyy

"Baby, I love you," she whispered, her soft lips brushing against my neck. Hell to the no! What did she think she was doing? Betch, I'm Niall freaking Horan and you need to get your stuff together. "I'm busy." I stated, jumping off of the couch and grabbing my man purse, because I'm a man. She stood up grabbing onto my collar. Her emerald eyes shimmered as they stared into mine. She stood in place, blocking my exit. "Move, betch! Get out the WEY-HEY!" I belted, swatting her to the side and strutting out of the building like a boss. Because I am Niall freaking Horan.

Aveline is trying to escape and forget her dark past by moving to an entirely different area.. Luckily, she meets someone who makes that easy.

Hailey Pierce has never understood the appeal of One Direction. On the other hand, her best friend Kiara is obsessed with them, especially one boy in particular. But what happens when Kiara makes her go to the final One Direction concert of their tour? What happens when Hailey happens to catch the eyes of two of the famous band members? Well one thing is for sure, The Girl With The Red Lipstick is in for a lot of trouble.

I was bored.... Please do not be offended by this as it is only for fun.

I saw a Pinterest screenshot of a post saying 'anybody want to go to couples therapy with me and see how long it takes the therapist to realize we don't know each other', and then the reply was 'idiots to lovers #fanfiction' and I was like "hm. Maybe I could write this..." So I'm currently sick and watching Thor: The Dark World and giggling at random Pinterest things and about to embark on this ridiculous little journey. No. 1 in #Craic 14/11/2022

Yep, it's official; I, Lily Bradford, have a crappy life. 1) I am in a vicious love triangle with the SBA (Sexiest Boy Alive) and the school's answer to Megan Fox. 2) My so-called best friend has dumped me for some stuck-up himbo with a brain the size of a peanut. 3) A harmless game of match-maker has gone a little bit too well for my liking. 4) My dog has just pooed in my room. Somewhere. So there you have it, the fantastic life of moi. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and kill myself. And try to find the mystery piece of poo in my room...

A cheerful adventure from rural Ireland. The happy wanderers recovering from their river trip have business in town. Romance, humour and ancient maps all feature in this episode.

Eva is a 21 year old cancer patient, told to make a bucket list. By the end of the doctors visit she had three things on her list; survive go home Meet Niall Horan She realizes all three of these things are virtually impossible, but when her mom tells her to get her stuff ready and she was going home the next day, will Eva be one to believe in miracles? Niall Horan gets a call the next day, asking him to visit a cancer patient, around his age. He hesitates, not wanting to get attached, which he does very easily. When Niall is told he's one of the only things possible on her list, he becomes determined to help her finish the rest of it. ~Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Audrey Hepburn~

So Basically This is like my everyday thoughts for a couple months. C: Have fun waiting for me to publish loosers

Eva Morino is a single mother, raising her only daughter Skylar Dawn.   Her daughter finds a boyfriend, who's quite well known around the neighbourhood... or the world.   ''-No Sky, you know how I am with you and boys. Don't sugar coat it, the answer will still be no.''   But who is this mystery boyfriend?   ''So his name is Theo.'' Theo? Theo who?   ''Theo Horan'' Oh!   That's right, Lil craic is back.   But what happens when Eva finds out?   ''I remember when I was like that, but with One Direction, my favourite boy band.''   What happens now?   Read the book to find out.

Basically some funny muggleborn/half blood stories and some incorrect house quotes basically some random bits and bobs my mate sgive me ideas Also some of these stories will involve the same few people that are based on my friend group Also one or two of these may be sad ik sorry but life ain't fucking raindows and unicorns so neither is this