Craigxclyde قصص

PLEASE NOTE: THIS BOOK IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY AND WAS NOT MADE TO OFFEND ANYONE! Cover by @kitsydekat on the S-P amino and @Kitsy-de-kat on DeviantArt Have you ever come across the ship Cryde and literally slapped yourself in the face and told yourself that you could never ship something as horrifying as that? Have you ever read an amazing fanfiction and ended up hating it because Cryde was mentioned? Well, get your pants on and stop your moaning. Open up this book and read it, and by the end I guarantee that you will at least tolerate it. *** NO •HATE •SHIP HATING *** Have any headcanons? Send them in!

The first time Craig knew he was in love with Clyde was when they went to a water park together. Craig was not having a good time. Craig really hated the waterslides, but Clyde was determined to get him to go down one.

For all of the yandere!Clyde stories I've seen have a happy ending. I'm not so nice. Style, creek, Cryde WARNING THIS IS VERY DARK AND INCLUDES SEVERAL INJURIES AND OR DEATHS DON'T REPORT CAUSE I DIDN'T WARN YA CAUSE I DID!

Yup, this book is the dumbest shit I've ever made, but like it's not fucking funny, I'd shoot it if I could. If you don't know what "Gay Shitpost" means (why did you even clicked on this book?) it means there would be random ships, drawings, headcannons, and stuff about my favorite show, South Park! And yeah baby almost everything is boyxboy (yaoi, gay ship, slash, shounen ai...). If you don't like these ship and just came to do some ranting, just don't read this, alright? go find yourself a book that asks for complains. Also, I'm an artist, I draw, If you want to use my drawings for something, just ask! don't be shy, also you need to credit me, for my awesome skills (lies) Disclaimer: Almost all the characters mentioned or seen in this book belongs to South Park, Matt and Trey, they aren't mine, I would never be able to create something so cute, and thats all. Enjoy!

BY LIVVY MOTHERFUCKING ROSE Summary: Craig's been in a shitty mood ever since he came down with a cold, so it's Clyde's duty to cheer him up! But what exactly does Clyde have in mind for the grumpy noirette...?

And I'll dream each night of some version of you That I might not have, but I did not lose; Cover by @itxhcs

Clyde is a simple boy who works in the stables. He takes care of the horses that the royal family owns. But what happens when the prince decides to take a visit?

Things I think of it cute scenarios. Yea. It's Cryde so sorry Creek fans :/ Cryde needs love too.

So, I'm not going to clarify this in the story, but I kind of need to now in the description, because why not. This takes place during the Spring. No particular year, but it is modern. Craig and Clyde are already 16 due to Craig's birthday being around January 24 and Clyde's being April 10. However, Pip and Damien are still 15 due to their birthdays being June 6 (Damien) and August 12 (Pip). In the very beginning of the story (Ch1) no, they do not know each other. Yes, they go to the same school, but you know, there's a lot of people, and it's normal for them never to see each other in their life. So, yes. That's all I have to put here in the description for you.

Craig thought he had everything under control. Dating Tweek made sense. It was comfortable, familiar. But then Clyde started looking at him differently, and suddenly, nothing felt certain anymore. they are in highschool!! I DONT OWN SOUTHPARK OR ANY SOUTHPARK CHARAKTER TW: kinda homophobic

An unlikely alliance is formed between Clyde and Damien when they realize they share a common goal, to reunite with a lost loved one in heaven. Meanwhile, an unexpected development in Craig and Clyde's relationship has them struggling to deal with their feelings for each other.

Clyde prepares something for him and Craig celebrate their four years together

Mostly just writing practice sooooo yeah. This is based off of a headcanon that I saw a while ago so I was like "WHY ZE HELL NOT". So, enjoy. EDIT: Okay, after some contemplation I have decided to turn this into an on-going chapter book! Summary: Craig and Clyde have always been best friends, from the moment they met in Kindergarten to now - as awkward middle school students in eighth grade. However, Clyde goes through a tough phase that threatens to snap their friendship in half altogether and Craig finds himself more upset than he is willing to let on. Will they eventually mend their friendship with the help of a certain individual? Or are they just not meant for each other anymore? (Contains a few little sides of Crenny) (And by little I mean a lot)

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