Crainer Stories

Ian tries surviving high school with bullies on his back, a mental problem, and his friend not being around most of the time like he usually is. His parents have given up on ever having a normal son. But what will happen when they've had enough?

(Sequel to Secret SSundee) Back at the Military, some of Ian's old friends are sent on a mission. Not just any mission, but a super secret mission to destroy Derp once and for all, by killing his host, Ian. Though the cause is noble, Crainer, Lancey, and Ambrew don't want their friend to be harmed, but nor can they betray the military. Maybe just a warning call to their old friend can be enough to save his life. Run. Cover illustrated by @potatosandstuff

Jelly likes Josh. Like a lot. But he doesn't think he likes him back. Something goes completely wrong and there is a huge misunderstanding. eventually, everything gets better, and Josh and jelly live happily every after! or so we think. (cover by me :> )

Ian has always dismissed the idea of his and Crainer's ship as something only his fans use. But for a special someone, this could be reality, and he intends to make it so. But not for Ian...for himself.

These are one-shots some of the ships that I like for example crundee and septiplier.I really hope you all enjoy it. see you later Dudes.

Jelly has had a crush on Josh for quite sometime but when they get together their friend Crainer gets jealous.

Nope not doing a description till I'm done folks.

If you have not read the first two books I recommend reading them first :) Our small group of characters find themselves kidnapped by squids, thousands of feet under the ocean. Will they escape? Or will they be doomed to live down there forever as prisoners.

i am bored and i want to e x p r e s s and hopefully i m p r e s s but i doubt it and as you can see i am aaaa... S I M P but thats ok i simp for crainer and jay kay and a little for slogo i know a lot about jamiroquai (where jay kay is from like the band) and crainer my cover looks terrible B U T W H O CARES i might just kinda put some stuff around here and yeah goose bye and i might put stuff about robust as well in this "interplanetary good vibe zone"... he he a reference to a jamiroquai song lel

I do ship crainer x jelly because let's be honest they basically have the same energy and their both funny. If you don't like the ship then don't read. Anyways enjoy

If you are wondering..."Hey Deadpool Girl! Why did called this fanfiction Crundee=life?" Me: this story is called that because if you are a fan of Ssundee and Crainer then you should know that dirt/cobble = lyfe!!!!!!!! Actual Description: IDK Just read it. This story is supposed to be somewhat interactive but nobody reads my fanfictions so...Maybe not interactive...sry... Dedicated Ssundee and Crainer!!!!!!!! Aka: The All Mighty Derp Lord and The All Derpy Derp King!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When a young teen get adopted by her favourite people in the world, what will she do? Where will she go? Follow Avril on her journey! (mostly in English but some will be danish lol)

I have come across WAY too many fanfics that haven't been completed, so I'm making my own!

This is basically just a hyperfixation dump of lore and rants about 3 YouTubers who play minecraft sometimes ERR YEAH enjoy :D

So I realized that there are like almost no SSundee FanFics so I decided to write one... This is like the movie "Journey to the Center of the Earth" but in Minecraft. Enjoy SSundee, Crainer, and... Derp SSundee decide to go mountain climbing. They decide to climb Mt. Mineverest, the hugest mountain in Minecraft. But they had no idea what they were in for, a bunch of rocks collapse on them and they get stuck in some sort of cave, but how will they get out, and most importantly WILL THEY LIVE? (Because they are on Hardcore Mode)

Anabel is a normal teen, in foster care, until she found her forever home with her idols.

Crainer and Ian are stuck in the world of SkyFactory! Find out what happens on their small little island!

06/13/25 Hey, Author here Been awhile, got older and decided to archive this book in all its cringeworthy glory. At the time I wrote this book I was 12, Im starting college next year. This book has 12.2k views as of currently and because of that I feel it should be preserved instead of me just deleting it. Originally it had 77 chapters but Ive unpublished many chapters due to them having personal information or just being so flat out embarrassing I physically COULDNT leave them in. Might unpublish more chapters depending on if my tolerance for public self humiliation changes but Ive tried to keep this book as "originally authentic" as possible. To whoever has the misfortune of stumbling upon this book, i give you my best regards and wish you the best! Enjoy the genuine cringe and aura loss that REEKS from this monstrosity of a wattpad story. Take care of yourself -Author P (dont call me mika that was the name of my oc)