Crampelter Stories

Relativity Falls, not canon Crampelter ends up finding Fiddleford and Ford on the beach, holding hands and being gay together. He makes fun of them and tries hitting Fiddleford. Boy, he'll never make that mistake again. **CONTAINS HOMOPHOBIC LANGUAGE (DUH) AND SWEARING**

There's 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it... Join twins Stan and Ford as they build new and wonderful things everyday, aided by their friends, while their pet alien, Shifty, fights the minor nuisance Bill Cipher. Their older brother Shermie constantly tries to bust them, but always comes up unsuccessful.