Crazyfamily Stories

A poem I wrote about the true nature of my cousin's wife.

I feel like outnumbered isn't appreciated enough so here I am! 😂👉🏼👈🏼

Last thing Eric remembers is drowning his sorrows in alcohol after a wedding that didn't happen, then suddenly a wife?! She decided she won't panic, that she'll just get to know her stranger of husband, then maybe they could discuss just how come they ended up married. Join them on their crazy journey to find out how these newly weds came to be!! *I take no ownership of the art on cover*

I'm Hope, you may ask yourself what's so special ab my life.. Let's just say much..

This is the story of Carl he is the youngest out of six and has a....intrasting life per say and a well...exciting....family follow carl and see what is family is REALLY up to.

Gemma is encountered with a tragedy. But why did it happen? And how? It's up to you to find out.

I can already tell this is going to be the worst book ever but u guys have to deal with it ok and bye

Hi I'm lavender but you can call me Vander, and this is a story about my crazy life. It all starts when...

The Secret is about a girl named Karen Michaels who is just trying to find her place in the world and figure out who she is. Along with a lot of family problems and boy drama Karen discovers something about herself that if she ever told anybody she could end up in an institution for crazy people. but i mean I guess you'll have to keep reading if you want to find out any more.(: oh and there may be many spelling and grammar errors in here so I'm apologizing in advance

As y'all know, on my other account, I had a story called "The School Family." I discontinued it, for i found out many things and many things happened that destroyed the story. Let's do a recap..

"I hate love. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of in my entire life. Its the reason why people go through heart breaks. There's no such thing as "love at first sight" or any of that crap." "Well, you're just a cold, heartless person." I shot him a glare. "I am not cold and heartless. I'm the nicest person I've ever met. What's so bad about stating my opinion? Especially if its right." "I think you're scared. You've had your heart broken, and you don't want it to happen again. So you put up this façade, like your all tough. But I know there's a bunny like soul somewhere way, way, way deep down inside of you." I rolled my eyes. "That's not true. Love is stupid. That's a fact." "Love is only for people who are worthy." I scoffed. "What, so I'm not worthy?" "I never said that." "You were thinking it.." "Maybe," He smirked. "But I know one thing for certain." I turned my head. "And what would that be?" He slowly raised his hand to my cheek, smiling softly."I love you."

𝗧⃪𝗵⃪𝗲⃪ 𝗮⃪𝗹⃪𝘁⃪𝗿⃪𝗲⃪𝗻⃪𝗮⃪𝘁⃪𝗶⃪𝘃⃪𝗲⃪ 𝗼⃪𝗳⃪ 𝘁⃪𝗵⃪𝗲⃪ 𝗲⃪𝗽⃪𝗶⃪𝗰⃪...... 𝗪⃪𝗵⃪𝗮⃪𝘁⃪ 𝗶⃪𝗳⃪ 𝗗⃪𝘂⃪𝗿⃪𝘆⃪𝗼⃪𝗱⃪𝗵⃪𝗮⃪𝗻⃪ 𝗿⃪𝗲⃪𝗽⃪𝗲⃪𝗻⃪𝘁⃪𝗲⃪𝗱⃪ ? 𝗪⃪𝗵⃪𝗮⃪𝘁⃪ 𝗶⃪𝗳⃪ 𝗔⃪𝗯⃪𝗵⃪𝗶⃪𝗺⃪𝗮⃪𝗻⃪𝘆⃪𝘂⃪ 𝗵⃪𝗮⃪𝘁⃪𝗲⃪ 𝗵⃪𝗶⃪𝘀⃪ 𝗳⃪𝗮⃪𝘁⃪𝗵⃪𝗲⃪𝗿⃪ 𝗮⃪𝗻⃪𝗱⃪ 𝘂⃪𝗻⃪𝗰⃪𝗹⃪𝗲⃪𝘀⃪ 𝗳⃪𝗼⃪𝗿⃪ 𝘄⃪𝗵⃪𝗮⃪𝘁⃪ 𝘁⃪𝗵⃪𝗲⃪𝘆⃪ 𝗱⃪𝗶⃪𝗱⃪ ? 𝗪⃪𝗵⃪𝗮⃪𝘁⃪ 𝗶⃪𝗳⃪ 𝗯⃪𝗲⃪𝗵⃪𝗶⃪𝗻⃪𝗱⃪ 𝗮⃪𝗹⃪𝗹⃪ 𝘁⃪𝗵⃪𝗶⃪𝘀⃪, 𝘁⃪𝗵⃪𝗲⃪𝗿⃪𝗲⃪ 𝗶⃪𝘀⃪ 𝗮⃪ 𝗺⃪𝗮⃪𝘀⃪𝘁⃪𝗲⃪𝗿⃪𝗺⃪𝗶⃪𝗻⃪𝗱⃪ 𝗴⃪𝗿⃪𝗲⃪𝗮⃪𝘁⃪𝗲⃪𝗿⃪ 𝘁⃪𝗵⃪𝗮⃪𝗻⃪ 𝗦⃪𝗵⃪𝗮⃪𝗸⃪𝘂⃪𝗻⃪𝗶⃪ 𝘄⃪𝗵⃪𝗼⃪ 𝘄⃪𝗮⃪𝗻⃪𝘁⃪ 𝘁⃪𝗼⃪ 𝗱⃪𝗲⃪𝘀⃪𝘁⃪𝗿⃪𝗼⃪𝘆⃪ 𝗲⃪𝘃⃪𝗲⃪𝗿⃪𝘆⃪𝗼⃪𝗻⃪𝗲⃪ 𝗮⃪𝗻⃪𝗱⃪ 𝗲⃪𝘃⃪𝗲⃪𝗿⃪𝘆⃪𝘁⃪𝗵⃪𝗶⃪𝗻⃪𝗴⃪ ? 𝗔⃪𝗻⃪𝗱⃪ 𝗪⃪𝗵⃪𝗮⃪ 𝐓𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝.... 𝐓𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦..... 𝐓𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐞𝐫𝐚....

When someone asks about Bella-Rose James, the responses you get are- 'She is the permanent designated driver,'-her friends. 'She brings homemade chocolate chip cookies to me. If only she would let me take her on a date. Why! I could be charming if I try (Someone snorted in the background),'- Matthew from old age home. 'She is my beautiful sweet baby. I still remember when she used to run around naked in our front yard-' -her mother. 'MOM! Stop. You said you would never bring it up,' -Bella-Rose James. 'Why are you asking about her? Do you know I have a Remington 870? Just letting you know I know how to use it,'- her dad. 'That's it. I'm disowning both of you,'- Bella-Rose James. When someone asks about James McKenzie, the responses you get are- 'He is the most ruthless slave driver,' - his employees. 'He is the most ungrateful child of mine,'- his mother. 'He is lonely. Doesn't likes to talk much. He always keeps to himself,' - his housekeeper. Read the journey of Bella and James and how these two opposites learn about each other through emails and how their newfound love wobbles when the secrets James carries came into light. Is their love strong enough to handle the pressure or will it crumble breaking their hearts?

the next gen is in the past, and sonic & crew plus their enemys have no clue what their supposed to do with the information they've been given about the future, and what the hell are they supposed to do with their future childen?!, their about to find out just how crazy things get when these kids are involved. lets hope they can survive the dangerous insanity that follows these kids. and their not going to have much fun finding out just how much trouble a few fourteen-thirdteen year olds can get into in a very short amount of time.

"The day everything went wrong... turns into the funniest disaster ever. A family full of chaos, nonstop disasters, and a whole lot of laughs. When everything falls apart, the comedy really takes over."

Just read the book

Sasuke brings Sakura home to meet his parents for the first time. But there are a lot more people waiting at home than he expects! How will Sasuke navigate the dinner with Sakura when the rest of his crazy family is there.

Welcome to yet another crack fick. This time the journey takes us to vacations and chaos full of cursing. It also includes like a soft mature scene, a lot of implications and unmature behaviour. Enjoy:) 😂😂 This one's like a month overdue and I'm sorry to everyone who waited patiently for it but thanks to my friend who gave me ideas, I got over my writing block faster (still took this bitch a month) and this is the end. It has about 8500 words give or take like 50.

She wanted one thing and one thing only and that was revenge and The devil was here to help her get her revenge Sasha was a little girl when she got kidnapped and lost her family she was just 7 years old when she thought she will die in the cold Dungeon floor that is until he arrived THANKS YOU XBLUE_EYESX FOR MAKING THE COVER OF THIS BOOK