TheBeardedWolf
The hobbit screamed loudly as he ripped the mountain half. Down in the valley the Giants wailed and cried: "Our home! You vicious bully!"
Then the hobbit came down to them and, as they cowered, he slapped every single face-- even the baby!
He walked away, whistling.
The father giant looked at his eldest most powerful son: "This hobbit must be stopped."