Viking_D2003
🚂🐔🔥 CLUCK CLUCK, NO BRAKES! 🔥🐔🚂
In the beginning, there was only motion. No logic. No brakes. Just a Train that rumbled through the cosmos, leaving chaos, prophecy, and the occasional chicken in its wake.
Now, the Prophet of the Crazy Train records its divine nonsense-sacred texts filled with cosmic clucks, celestial spreadsheets, and battles against the dreaded Orderly Ones. The Train has no brakes, and neither does this story.
📜 Part myth, part meme, part fever dream.
📜 A gospel of absurdity, laughter, and unhinged prophecy.
📜 Follow the Prophet's journey, whether she's rewriting history, blushing into another dimension, or just trying to figure out how technology works.
Board now, or be left behind. 🚂✨
(For fans of chaotic humor, deep lore, and stories that make you question reality itself.)