Crazyuncle Stories

I am simply a princess, of all the vampires. After my old town was raded by hunters, all of the vampires retreated in hope of escaping. We all escaped to the same place, Texas, the last place anyone would look for vampires because of the red hot sunny days. We had lost so many people. But now we have to try lead normal life's in hope of never being discovered again. ~Dont Copy~

Your uncle gets the grand idea to open a sub shop next to a Japanese noodle shop. You, who is only there to help him setup, get to meet one of the city's more unusual inhabitants. Fear turns to friendship, and friendship turns to something else. A Raphaelxreader story with a LeonardoxreaderxRaphael love triangle later on. Enjoy!

A bit sarcastic flash fiction for those who love literary riddles! And slangs...