Creamy Stories

River is a lonely high school girl who has no friends..simply because everyone thinks she's one of the "weird kids". As a matter of fact, she is. She has a strange passion for oatmeal that no one understands..until Tobias Mormeal comes along.

Hello, gamers, I wrote this story when I was sleep deprived, so expect these stories to be more incoherent than ones I usually post.

don't bully my wild side, this is my furry outlet. i love me. i love drake

"Special holiday episodes are always stupid. Cynical cash grabs by greedy corporations looking to squeeze a few extra Nielsen points out of sentimental claptrap for mush-brained idiots who'd rather spend their Christmas watching a fake family on TV than actually trying to have a conversation with their own dumb families." -Bojack Horseman

MEEEEOOOOOWWWWW also woohoo 20th work!

this is for td lmao of you find this, just a heads up warning for nsfw, they asked for that too😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

LeBron James x Bugs Bunny When LeBron goes to the Loony Tune world and meets Bugs Bunny, his deflated basketballs fill up with air. Bugs Bunny also, is ready to shoot a three pointer with this one...

Shrek is love, Shrek is life Shrek is my bae 👁👄👁👉🏻👌🏻✊🏻🍑🍆👅💦

Like iCarly, but less popular. Also underrated.

Lamont has a hard day at work you've come to please him

*NOT CLICKBAIT*

A boy named Beau tries to get a bit more popular as school starts, and develops a crush on a girl way out of his league.

Cliss Beganza popular, rich, smart and beautiful.....a (stereotype) role model for all the teen younglings, Miss (Stereotypical) perfect, you could say is all perfect (cut the flaws). However she carries a dark secret or better said.....an addiction.... Since the age of 6, Poor Cliss can’t reminisce about her all time love for creamy yogurt and her desire to taste, the thirst to quench it, the Lust to stare at it, to lick it, to eat it, to drink it, to digest it! Hopeless to tell anyone about her favorite dessert in the world...Her family’s been worried and soon took her to a therapist, her 372 friends know nothing....heck the whole School don't know about her little addiction....she kept it tight...and now in the brink of going all out.....

"Hi, I'm Stiles, and what I have for you today is..." "Stop, just stop." Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. "That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don't even want to eat it, it looks so bad." Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either. "It's actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole," Stiles snapped. "And for the record, it's supposed to look like that." Does this plot sound familiar to you? Well, you should read inside to find out why.

this is for my friend and only my friend hoe 😍✨💀

I'm way to lazy to write this man.