MidnightRosethewolf
"Y/N, why haven't you been present these past few days?"----"Oh i don't know, maybe it's because is not Christmas?"---"Now is not the time for games, you are on thin ice here."---"Bite me."---"Fine, if you won't cooperate then we'll just have to take things to a new level."---"Fun, what's next the soup kitchen? Cause I've been DYING to try this new recipe call The Fuck Out My Face. It has a little bit of Fuck you in it, with about 3 ounces of Shove it up your ass, and a can of I don't give a fuck in the mix, quite tasty if You ask me. You should try it, it may kill yah."---"Yeah, well this will kill you."----"What the fuck are you talking about no--"~~~"This should be interesting. Load her up boys, we should reach the Underworld by 7 tonight so tell your wives good bye and wrap it up