Cartwheeler
Meet Patritiawisa, all cliche main characters condensed into one 17-year-old girl with blue orbs, room temperature IQ and crippling self-esteem.
"I got out of bed and walked to the mirror in my room. I noticed how insanely blue my orbs were. A sneeze came over my rosebud mouth as the fall pollen entered my snub nose. As I brushed my silky long strawberry-blonde hair that came just below my tiny waist I wallowed over the fact that even though I'm only seventeen, much like my IQ, I must be so ugly that no boy would ever want to date me."