Historias de Cringey

Try not to cringe challenge///genderunclear Y/N Warning⚠️: uncomfortable and maybe gross interactions, read at your own risk. Do not read if this is triggering. All satire(obviously), as the antagonist, I will do my best to make you as grossed out as possible.

Bare with me here. In 6th grade I went through my werewolf phase and wrote a bunch of werewolf stories. I was going through them when I came across this one. It's about 11 (short) chapters long and terrible in a funny way. I've decided to write it down as a story, word by word, not changing anything but grammar mistakes. I will also include the horrendous smut scene so be warned. I hope you laugh and cringe as much as I did while reading this.

full title: The Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess is the Hated Child *NOT SCREENREADER FRIENDLY! THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THERE ARE UNNECESSARY EMOJIS AND PUNCTUATION AND WORDS SO DRAGGED-OUT THAT THEY TAKE UP HALF A PAGE* Once upon a time, a kind woman named Mommy gave birth to a girl, but sadly died in the process. She had a husband, Mr. My Daughter Is An Accident, and their daughter Mistake, or the hated child. Mistake was bullied all her life, both in school and at home. Her father married another woman (Barbara) and then he died. His cause of death is unknown, but there were a bunch of stabbing wounds on his corpse and the stepmother holding a bloody knife at the scene of the crime. With that strange woman came Mistake's new sister, a spoiled brat named Ronald McDonald. Mistake's stepmother always compared her to that meanie poo poo face. Even if her personality was awful, she was still the one in the spotlight no matter where they went. She always paraded around in her sparkly pink ball gown and her tiny pigtails. What will happen next??????????????????????

What happens when you put a class of 28 extremely weird, different, and gifted kids in a class? That's easy, chaos. DUH. So how do these kids manage to live such a weird life? Well, it all happens in Keeping Up With The MACC Kids. All the cringe, wrongness, weirdness, randomness, and a hint of smartness all in one book. Experience the lives of these "MACC" kids!

mha is cringey

Cool guy saves the day and gets all the ladies UPDATES (probably) EVERY MONDAY WEDNESDAY AND THIRSDAY

a story where Micheal cheats😈👴🏻💅🏻 warnings drunk teens teens being teens drug use(maybe) cigarettes smoking abuse 80s teenage boys 80s teenage girls siblings 💀(someone got mad at me for not mentioning this💀💀💀) gay ass shit smexy time👴🏻💅🏻 actual love lmfao most of these are prolly stupid and short lol Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉O̸̙͙̺̰͚͎̙͔̦͇͗̒̋͛̄͐̓̽̄͛́͂̀̑̕ͅͅͅU̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚ W̴̪̼̩̘͔͒̏̓͐͂̆͑̐͝I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅL̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅ B̴̢̠̋̊͑̈̾̑̊͒͗̽Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝ B̴̢̠̋̊͑̈̾̑̊͒͗̽O̸̙͙̺̰͚͎̙͔̦͇͗̒̋͛̄͐̓̽̄͛́͂̀̑̕ͅͅͅI̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅĚ̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝D̸̢̮̫̰̥̗̘̱͉͙͙̺̫̏͒̅̌

TO WHOEVER STUMBLES UPON THIS, THIS IS ALL A CRINGEY JOKE. Also theres a diff version of this story run by a.i by my friend ITS ACTUALLY FOR MY GC AND I MADE THESE ALL A JOKE, ITS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD GRAMMER AND FUNNY AND CRINGEY AND WHATSNOT SO LIKE IF YALL ARE CONFUSED WHY ITS CRINGE, ITS CUASE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE. So hold onto you hats cause this is gonna be funny as hell (I think)

a collection of crappy stories that I wrote when I was eleven

kaksksjsjsjsjjs I loathe myself for this but it was genuinely so fun lmso at least I make myself laugh 💀💀💀

Do not read if your younger than 13 or younger please BUT ANYWAYs enjoy

just a silly little tale about a very uwu girl who is petite and shy who falls in love with the smexy alpha rizzler boy (HIGHSCHOOL UWU FANFIC)

𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦

attempting to make thjs the most annoying mostbasic most least classy most terrible story on wattpaf- dont enjoy

This is a quite badly written story, Don't read it, Unless you want to cringe, Sorry if I seem kinda cold, It's just my texting habit, Now go leave or read this thing. Any tyops are sorried for, Haha, What a horrible pun.

You are about to enter a very strange place of... Art- frequently Short stories- rare Shitposts- maybe Videos- yes Advertisments- sometimes And,,, my thoughts...- in the middle of rare and sometimes In short... R A N D O M N E S S This book is where I'll post the stuff I created when I was bored :'> Or, just random stuff. And,, yeah boring stuff- ONLY ENTER THIS BOOK IF YOU'RE BORED But you can always enter if you want :> Aaaaand I don't know what else to put here. Everything else is in the first chapter. Hope you enjoy this book, I guess :"> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+---- ((Ew what is this book description. I might change this))

this is my first proper fic OOF i've been working on it for a while so i hope u enjoy ! this is dedicated to my friend mia 💖

Marinette and Alya don't know Nino, Adrien,Chloe or Luka. Chloe is nice, Luka and Chloe are dating. Then Nino and Alya will start to date later on. Adrien and Marinette share a dorm. They all go to the same university. Kagamey and Lila are still mean. Adrien and Chloe are siblings. then marnette and adrien become really close frinds ;)

this book is @sophiebybophie book since it was such a good story I decided to make another part to it but if you do find my story then I suggest you go read what she has before you read this because this will be continuing from where she left off at anyways byeee!!!

You were a two foot wolf pet, weird huh? A wolf with a family, a skeleton family basically but falling for two wild animals can be forbidden since you live with a hunter, how will things go?