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This involves a rubber duck, stolen cover pictures, hats, dish soap, and other crazy shit *I REFUSE TO GET INTO*. That's all you need to know Hanzo and McCree DO NOT belong to me, they belong to Blizzard Entertainment Overwatch belongs to Blizzard Entertainment I do not own the cover to this story All rights go to orignal owners I only own my crazy ideas

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A world where heroes are as hated as much as villains are, all thanks to a brutal yet effective Japanese regime. Can the Class 1-A manage to restore the hero's public image and purpose in a world that is willing to do anything to erase them? The road won't be easy, but as George Santayana said: "Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War" Based on the characters and plot created by Kōhei Horikoshi.

The heart of this story is about friendship. No matter what being there for your friend. Creating your own reality and finding out who you are. Oh and laughing. Here is an exerpt from part V. "I think I am going to be sick," Egbert says. "What is wrong with you?" Roger asks. They are in Roger's room in his mom's trailer. Egbert is sitting on Roger's bed. He throws his arm over his eyes and falls back laying there on Roger's bed moaning. "Stop that! Stop that now! That sounds gay. My mom might think we are doing stuff in here," Roger says. "What kind of stuff?" Egbert asks. "Don't even say another word. I am not even going to think those thoughts for one second," Roger answers. "Well I think I am having a flashback from the spiked Kool-Aid they gave us. You peed in my mouth," Egbert says. Roger turns white. He is taken aback. "I did no such gay thing," Roger says. "Yes, you did. I was sitting up on that billboard for so long and had to sit down. Then I felt something on my back and turned my head. You was peeing on me," Egbert says. "I piss you not," Roger says. "Oh, yes you did and I was thirsty and confused. So, I opened my mouth thinking it was some kind of new fountain, but it wasn't. It was salty you peed in my mouth. Now I have leprosy," Egbert says. "Leprosy?" Roger asks his forehead furrowed. "Yea my skin itches," Egberts says. "You don't have leprosy and you better not tell anyone that gay story or I will suffocate you will that pillow right now," Roger says. "I am serious. I heard you catch leprosy from cannibalism and I drank your pee and now I am a cannibal and my skin itches. Oh, we never should have done drugs!" Egbert says. "We did not do drugs and I did not do anythi...," Roger stops talking as Jerome surprises the boys with a visit to Rogers house.

casual & mundane events & life lessons from a eccentric but opinionated American slacker.

Kurtis was a man, although not a very good one. A man of few natural skills or qualities, uneducated, immoral, rash, stubborn and waif-like. Roderick was a dwarf, with similarly undesirable features. Together they set out on an adventure of discovery. Together they test the bonds of friendship, encounter a multitude of fantasy cliches, possibly fight a dragon rescue a princess whilst learning to love.

Blinked into a new reality, zoologist Richard Speltzer is met by a talking horse who informs the dumbfounded animal lover that he too is a creature of magic. Richard embarks on a journey through a miraculous dreamland featuring talking animals, people with pointy ears, and the ugliest monsters he's ever seen, all the while wondering when he's gonna wake up.

Alaina lived a simple life. Imagine yourself not having a single boyfriend, small group of friends, an average student and never having a crush on anyone. That's really boring isn't it? But Alaina is an exception. For her it is normal. All she wanted was to live a normal life. But with Jackson in the limelight would it be possible for her to live a normal life. What really is isn't what it seems. There's more to this than meets the eye. Will it end in a normal way?

Katya is a native of Russia, pursuing an odd career of "trade", as she calls it. She is quite the trouble maker, and ends up in bad spots often. Follow her on her adventures, and prepare yourself.

What happens when the worst people you know get along. HQ/READER

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