Crude Stories

insults and trash talk, we've got it all here. lowercase intended bellamyandashley©

These are the pickup lines for you! From cheesy and cute to rude and crude! They are all jam packed into one spot for you to find! Enjoy please and please comment ones I haven't already got! Thank you! *I do not claim to own these lines. I find them off the Internet or ones I have heard before. All jammed into one spot for you!*

Taylor Jones is sick... Very sick. In a desperate attempt to save her, Astrid Jones ( a well known billionaire) finds herself in heated trouble with a series of gangs, countries and powerful people. However she does make some friends too, but that isn't enough to save her sister... Finally, she completes " project 16" which is specifically designed to break the laws of physics and logic. But everything goes pear shaped when Astrid herself, finds herself kidnapped and taken to Paris.

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My 2021 collection of Drabbles (100 word fiction and non-fiction short-short stories) from weekly prompt word inspirations and from my own fertile imagination. PLUS a Drabble with a difference for the famous ODC (Open DrabbleContest)

((The Orginazations in this current story are completely Fictional This story can and will be offensive in many ways from the slightest rascist joke to the most crude grotesque joke you've ever heard., thank you for reading.))

THE TWO HOT AND VERY VERY VERY FUCKING SEXY FEMALE AND MALE TRUCK WANT TO DIDDLE EACHOTHER BUT THEY CANT BECAUSE THEY NEED A LEMON BUT IN ORDER TO OBTAIN SUCH FUCKERY THE MUST CONSULT THE LEGENDARY ORACLE AND OBTAIN THE BALL-FART-BONG-WATER. WILL THEY OBTAIN THE SOUR FRUIT AND DIDDLE EACHOTHER IN THE TRUCK FACE? PROBABLY NOT BUT THIS IS A JOKE SO LIKE SKIPPITY BOP MM DADA BOOM OK READ THE DAMN FANFICTION OR FUCK OFF PLEASE thank you friend lemon for the banners and cover

This involves a rubber duck, stolen cover pictures, hats, dish soap, and other crazy shit *I REFUSE TO GET INTO*. That's all you need to know Hanzo and McCree DO NOT belong to me, they belong to Blizzard Entertainment Overwatch belongs to Blizzard Entertainment I do not own the cover to this story All rights go to orignal owners I only own my crazy ideas

A story of difficulty, a battle of will and a test of patience lay ahead of those who read this

So, after a painstakingly long soul-searching (at least five minutes) and after grappling with the possible fate of your immortal soul (who cares if you’re not going to die, anyway), you’ve decided to become a vampire. Congratulations! But before beginning that dark and shadowed journey into a life of eternal damnation, every vampire is required to read THE VAMPIRE HANDBOOK, a short step-by-step guide to becoming a vampire and then adjusting to the bloodsucking lifestyle. Some of the helpful tips in this handbook include: Rules for Living an Environmentally Friendly and Urbane, Undead Lifestyle, Dietary Restrictions for Vampires, Engaging in Battles with Other Immortals, Rules for Fitting into Society and not Scaring off Potential Meals and much more... In addition to THE VAMPIRE HANDBOOK, you will also get THE WERE/SHAPE-SHIFTER HANDBOOK and THE ZOMBIE HANDBOOK as well as a few sample chapters from PJ Jone's sparkly vampire parody, ROMANCE NOVEL.

Four friends reunite to save their old Highschool classmate from the clutches of a cult ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× *A fanfiction rewrite of the Korean Drama, Save Me* Y'all give it a read I promise it's going to be so good, especially after the changes I'm making. Basically I thought it had a lot of potential that it didn't fill out and I was so pissed I'm rewriting it in the way I wish it would have played out XD

Being completely lost in the unfathomable darkness of the world with nothing but an old cane to keep you company.

Just the way people are and how society see things