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A story of difficulty, a battle of will and a test of patience lay ahead of those who read this

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Every family is different, but how different is the question. Welcome to the home of the Bergmann's, where planning someone's murder is like taking out the trash, normal and not frowned upon unless it isn't done. Life in this house is as normal as it ever will be. That is until one of Ravens friends was taken by her family's long time enemy. Raven will stop at nothing until she gets her friend back in a hell of an awesome mission. And it's in this mission, that a truce, and maybe even a romance will form. See what Raven does to get her friend back, as well as what else is written with in these pages.

My 2021 collection of Drabbles (100 word fiction and non-fiction short-short stories) from weekly prompt word inspirations and from my own fertile imagination. PLUS a Drabble with a difference for the famous ODC (Open DrabbleContest)

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In this hilarious adventure Bella must choose between Jacob, Edward or her FATHER!

Being completely lost in the unfathomable darkness of the world with nothing but an old cane to keep you company.

A journey of a walking explosive ready to denote at any second, minute, or hour of the day. A secret high tech weapon with a mind of it's own, it's name, Gwyneth. Seventeen year old Gwyneth Eloise. A stone cold killer, drained of emotion. Her life is based on infiltration, risk, and death. She used to going solo in this torn apart reality of a world, but she's suddenly being forced to be recruited in a rebels organization, to help them take down the anarchy of the world! Now she has to follow proper, planned missions, but she still does things the way she wants. Everything seems to have routine until a wrench is thrown in her production. It gets in her way and everything falls apart. Find out the whole story in this suspenseful, unpredictable, action-packed fantasy world of witches magic, voodoo, demons. ogres, assassins, knights, and more. It's a world of andventures and dangers that Gwyneth plans to get through until her enemy's blood rolls down her blade. But what? Who? What's with this mystery man...?

"damn it! "what?" "you gave me a hickey!" "ah shit. want another one?"

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Blinked into a new reality, zoologist Richard Speltzer is met by a talking horse who informs the dumbfounded animal lover that he too is a creature of magic. Richard embarks on a journey through a miraculous dreamland featuring talking animals, people with pointy ears, and the ugliest monsters he's ever seen, all the while wondering when he's gonna wake up.

ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴇᴇᴛ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴍᴇʙᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴀɴᴛs, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ sʜɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ