Crude Stories

Continuous series on a fucked up life

despite the reason these poems were written, they hopefully show hope in bad situations. i wrote these when i had no one to talk to, you'd think they have romantic reasoning, but if you know me you'll know the real reasons. anyway read them if you want, dont read them if you dont want to. if you read them and enjoy please let me know :)

Do the pesky door-to-door salesmen always end up ruining your precious ritual to summon the dark lord? Are you sick of explaining your black clothes and pentagrams on the walls to unwelcome neighbors? Don't worry, for here are a few tips for handling these situations! [Just for fun, if you're easily offended - gtfo pls :) ]

This book is made for you to LAUGH, not getting offended and blaming it on me. So for those with a light-heart or is easily offended, back away from this story and for those who are just cruel minded and sickly humored, well here it is. My list of the most cruel and offensive jokes I could come up with by myself and a few other people.

A world where heroes are as hated as much as villains are, all thanks to a brutal yet effective Japanese regime. Can the Class 1-A manage to restore the hero's public image and purpose in a world that is willing to do anything to erase them? The road won't be easy, but as George Santayana said: "Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War" Based on the characters and plot created by Kōhei Horikoshi.

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Alaina lived a simple life. Imagine yourself not having a single boyfriend, small group of friends, an average student and never having a crush on anyone. That's really boring isn't it? But Alaina is an exception. For her it is normal. All she wanted was to live a normal life. But with Jackson in the limelight would it be possible for her to live a normal life. What really is isn't what it seems. There's more to this than meets the eye. Will it end in a normal way?

ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴇᴇᴛ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴍᴇʙᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴀɴᴛs, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ sʜɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ

This is an instruction guide on how to post a letter. This has been changed to how I originally wrote it due to some inappropriate content which could've got me in a lot of trouble.

Vida llena de fracasos, desilusiones, humillaciones absurdes

Just some complaining