Crude Stories

Comebacks and insults and shit because comebacks and insults and shit are a big fucking funny. WARNING: Crude humor and offensive content. Any pissy comments about this will be ignored, as I am giving you two clear warnings, and this is also supposed to be a joke book. Go figure and learn to take a joke.

this story shows through the eyes of many different soldiers how brutal and dehumanizing war becomes, and how the soldiers and their deaths become mere statistics that don't matter in the long run and just become a number and a name in a grave.

Vinnie, a young man fresh out of college, will go on a journey with a mysterious woman to discover his hidden potential...and stop global warming! Seriously!

Introduction Hello, my name is Rudolph Dean Jr. This is the first story I had ever wrote that didn't involved school. This is a comedy about three teen best friends named Emily, Ashley, and Carl; whom have talking class pets named Hamby: a hamster who likes his friend Emily, and loves Sci-Fi, Oscar: a weasel who is the brightest class pet, but say things people don't understand, Scott: a ferret that thinks of himself as a chick magnet, and likes beautiful girls, and Bo: a mink who is a cousin of Oscar, and likes to eat any brand of food. The brilliant animals and fun best friends have hilarious misadventures that involves inside and outside of Belford Academy, and their teacher Mrs. Pinder be okay with it... most of the time.

A collection of poems ranging from different genres, styles, mood, and atmosphere. The poems are not tied down to any one convention, and it's literally just whatever poem I feel like writing at the moment.

|| 𝚓𝚞𝚓𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚔𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗 𝚡 𝚏𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚐𝚘𝚞! 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || || "From here on, I..! From here on..! Y'hear me?! I'm gonna... beat you all! Enjoy your win. It'll never happen again! Dammit!"

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Do the pesky door-to-door salesmen always end up ruining your precious ritual to summon the dark lord? Are you sick of explaining your black clothes and pentagrams on the walls to unwelcome neighbors? Don't worry, for here are a few tips for handling these situations! [Just for fun, if you're easily offended - gtfo pls :) ]

blonde jokes for everyone!!!!

The bedtime story told by an undiscovered meme. Steps to Fame: 1. bE FamOuS 2. do not be CrUde 3. seet down bee humble 4. Open a Chinese black market 5. Become a meme

All Sirius wanted was to be a normal human being and not the demonic offspring of satan himself. He would turn into a bloodthirsty insane beast whenever experiencing extreme emotions. Sirius believed he was stuck with this burden until he learned of a cure which would relinquish this power from him and he would kill to find it

Kurtis was a man, although not a very good one. A man of few natural skills or qualities, uneducated, immoral, rash, stubborn and waif-like. Roderick was a dwarf, with similarly undesirable features. Together they set out on an adventure of discovery. Together they test the bonds of friendship, encounter a multitude of fantasy cliches, possibly fight a dragon rescue a princess whilst learning to love.

The Kingdom of Delon is under siege from with in and with out. Corrupt nobles and criminal syndicates cause turmoil with in. Mean while the Tierion Empire attacks the border cities. Sending creatures raised by dark magics to sow panic through out the kingdom. The kings army is not enough to stand against this rising tide. So the king is hiring Free Mercenary Compaines to fight for him. So all those looking for Fame Glory and Riches come forth any join a free company. Come to a world where magic creatures and clock work constructs walk side by side. Of Mages, Engineers, Outlaws, Soldiers, Shamans, Druids, Priest, and Paladins. A great mix of high fantasy and science fiction with a twist. Sounds like a great game right. My friends thought so. They though It would be something we all could do together to help get me back in the saddle. So they sign us up for the beta test of Under Siege On-line. An not just the game but the system on which the game is played. We had no idea what we sign up for. Now we've been transported to another world with no way back. We must fighting for are lives and a way to get back home. We can not do it a lone. For those of us trapped here it is are dawn of steel. Some will join us in are quest others will not. Some will live an some will die but before we can search for away home we must break the siege of kaladin. Cover By: Fiction_Chica