Crudehumor povestiri

Pairing :: ni-ki x reader x jisung Synopsis :: trying to uncover the strange deaths happening in your city but all leads take you to the one place you swore you would never go back to again, will you finally unfold the mystery or will you be forced to make a choice.

A man is kidnapped by a woman with a dark secret in her basement. Warning! Dark themes, readers beware.

may 2nd Y/N "I HATE YOU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I FELL FOR YOU. I REGRET EVERY SECOND OF IT. I HOPE A FAMILY OF RED ANTS CRAWL UP UR PANTS AND BITE YOUR BALLS AND YOU WHINE IN FUCKING PAIN, YOU BITCH." may 16th Y/N " my god you're a hottie.. " F/M, (Y/N = she/her) ‹3 cussing, crude humor, n fluff ‹3

Pairing :: underground fighter! riki x girly underground fighter! reader Synopsis :: by day you are just an ordinary citizen who owns a cozy little flower shop, but by night you are a fighter adored in pink, dresses, ruffles, and platform heels, determined to win the Iron Fist Tournament, catching the eyes of everyone and the king of the Iron Fist Tournament; Riki Nishimura.

Don't get confused by the title, there's many ways you can eat someone up in this world. All it takes is one family to be dynamic. Could destroy you from the inside out or start diving into the flesh on your body. Ripping you apart with their bare teeth and then gouging your heart out with venomous words.

_Written and Created by Belle, All Characters belong to her and the rest of the Soul Fam_ "Why can't we ever find the killer with the knife in their hands?" "Because, where's the fun in that? Plus, for all we know, they could have used a chainsaw." "THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME!!" --------------------------------------------------------- "Everyone needs to keep it down because I will slit all of your throats if you don't." "Don't be ridiculous, you're too much of a wuss to do that." --------------------------------------------------------- "Fuck you guys." "I know you want to... but that would be gay, and at least one of us is straight."

Dennis doesn't like Mrs. Corwley; actually, Dennis hates her, but he secretly thanks her when she sends him to the office, giving him a perfect opportunity to explore things he shouldn't. #Shortstory

A bunch of short, random scenarios. Based of the TV show Supernatural.

Calliway Ryder hasn't always been mean, cynical, crude and sarcastic. Life did that to her. And life is a bitch. ...................................................................... "If ever I find myself saying those three awful words-" "What words 'I love you'?" "Yeah.... well lets just say that I will never, ever say those words." "We'll see about that Calliway Ryder. I may not look like the type to fall in love, but I can recognize a good thing when it's standing right in front of me. And how could I not see you when you're standing in front of me with your blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing the ugliest fucking green shirt I have ever seen!"

The origin story about how joey bug formed a team to save the universe.

It's been a few months since Lord Vortech was defeated, But portals are still appearing in other worlds, But their appearances aren't like before, Now it's up to our heroes to explore the new worlds, With a few more heroes to join in.

A collection of T.A. Burt's short, humorous fiction. Witness a whole other world of nonsense and brighten your day with a confused chuckle.

𝔈𝔳𝔦𝔩 r𝔦𝔱𝔲𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℌ𝔲𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔫 𝔯𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯

Just pure Randomness!! Like Fluffy Unicorns and Rainbows!! Beware there may be some crud humor in this...

by : herbie "No game has a single player, unless, of course, you're playing online." Leticia Alvarez Garcia has spent nearly half of her twenties trying to make the life of Oliver Daire, the occupant of the apartment below her, miserable. Everyday, she'd prank him, and everyday he'd storm up, and everyday they'd fight. Until she returns from a week long work trip. • Finding out that her boyfriend's a douche and breaking up, losing an important sales client, ruining her favorite tote bag and getting into trouble with her beloved boss, Leticia has had the worst week. The only solace she can find is in pranking Mr. Daire downstairs. But she pranks him, and he never comes up.

Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught, ehh? Well. I was caught. Sassiness? I've got mine on point. c: My therapist told me I have anger issues. I think she's right.

Its a story

Elijah, Kieron, Leah, Shawn Four normal best friends, I mean sure they were popular at school but they were still kind of weird. What happens when these four friends decide to have a sleepover and sneak off towards the abandoned woods? (A story I decided to make while I was on call with a friend...)