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Tyson is new to college and finds that people there are only there to get wasted on a strange kinda beer. he gives in to this but it causes more being drunk, oh it causes weight gain. Hiatus warning: 18+ humor, slobification, language, etc. you get the idea :P Episodes /chapters: ? Glutton for punishment sequel. Ongoing.

Ooh. You know what's happening up in here! Another shit posting book yay! Honestly I wouldn't think the first one would get so popular, but cool.

It's Dnd, of course stuff happens. Our adventurers are thrown into random situations. A friend goes missing, new allies along the way. Their past coming back to haunt them.

On their worlds they are either regarded as heroes, nuances, or trying to live as much of a normal life as they can. But one day, a call would be sent out. A call that would reach them all, twelve individuals, to band together and defeat an evil so great, it threatens the multiverse itself. It doesn't matter what they were called back home, because together, they're heroes.

Jonachris never asked for the world to fall apart right when school was ending. War is rising. People are changing. And nothing around him feels honest anymore. He tries to keep his head down, pretend life is still normal. But the more he ignores the signs, the louder they get. Secrets in the hallways. Whispers about his name. Eyes watching him like they already know the end of his story. When everything snaps at once, Jonachris is pushed into a truth he never wanted. A life planned without his permission. A path he didn't choose. And a future that keeps reaching for him whether he's ready or not. Some people are born to change the world. Others find out by accident. Jonachris never liked either option.

12 years into fighting giant monsters and being on high alert at all times Bubbles knows what to expect nowadays. That is until the RowdyRuff Boys come back to pick yet another fight. She thinks it's going to be like the old days. Just fight Boomer and win after a few hits here and there right? Right? With a sudden change she's forced to go back to not knowing what to expect anymore as things take a more serious turn when a darker evil lurks in the shadows just waiting to strike. Will she be able to handle everything at once? Will she fall for someone? Or will she crumble with the pressure? I don't own the Powerpuff Girls they are owned by Craig Mccracken. This is also my very first time writing something like this so constructive criticism is gladly accepted. Also I did get inspiration from reina_connected on archive of our own, her story is awesome you should go check it out if you haven't already.

Nathaniel and Marc are a definite ship and this is a story of them falling in love. note this will be a new normal for me the farts and stuff will be there but less as this is love. thanks again to all of you I hope you enjoy this long story. chapters: 8

A young Italian girl named Angelina, lives in Naples, Italy. She has 3 other siblings, Joanna, (youngest) Herself, (2nd youngest), Erika, (3rd youngest) and Anthony, the eldest. Their father died 5 years ago to a heart attack. He was only 44. Their mother, Laura, had thought this over for a long time. She was thinking about arranging a marriage for Angelina. "Angelina, come here for a moment." Called her mother. "Yes Ma." Angelina called back. "I have something to tell you, I arranged a marriage for you!" She said happily. Angelina's world came crashing down. "What?! Ma, I don't want this!" She shouted at her Mother. "It's Arranged."

A few weeks has passed since the attack from the General and his army, and everyone has since forgotten it. And over the few weeks, two new members joined the team and are training for battle. One of them has gotten pretty good with his skills, while the other is a bit more nervous. But one of the members seems to be acting more off than usual and some of the members are wondering what is happening to him. Does he know something we don't know? Time to find out.

Society has come to a point where the word you are born with define who you are as a person. At the age of ten, a person wakes up to find a single word etched into their skin; making them forever destined to that title alone. For some people, this has given them advantages in life, but for others like Roselyn Foster this is only a one way ticket to a horrible life. Doing anything they can, Roselyn and her family try their best to cover up who Roselyn is destined to be. However, no secret can stay covered up for too long, especially when the truth is written write on your skin.

Jesus Christ (played by Jesus Christ) takes on the religion-turned corporate entity known as Christianity to reclaim his throne as CEO from Satan (played by Diablo D. Lucifer), who somehow inherited the company when God (played by God) suddenly vanished! can he do it???? probably, or this is about to be one lame ass story!

We all fart and our lives are a lot similar in many ways as our farts in life may vary.

It's Based Off of The song "Bad Apple" Go to YouTube and check it out!

Gargoyles is owned by Disney, I own the OC. It isn't just Gargoyles that New York has living there. There are those who live in the shadows, who prey upon the humans as food. The Shadow Vampires, but there is one who survives in both day and night. His name strikes fear into his enemies. The True Ruler of the undead. The True King of Vampires. Both Gargoyles and Vampires once slept during the day and prowled the night. But everything changed for the true king of Vampires. The True King is now a Daywalker. During the night he hunts down criminals and any Shadow Vampire that rears it's ugly face. But when he encounters his dear old friend Goliath, things will change for better or worse. Start Date: 1/14/23 End Date: Unknown Not done, only says completed because Wattpad is deleteing unfinished stories

Venice The Mink just lost a job and now he's going to make a bunch of attempts to find a job for himself with his roommate Silver The Hedgehog. What will happen?

Elijah, Kieron, Leah, Shawn Four normal best friends, I mean sure they were popular at school but they were still kind of weird. What happens when these four friends decide to have a sleepover and sneak off towards the abandoned woods? (A story I decided to make while I was on call with a friend...)

This world is full of fantasies some can and most cannot imagine. Cute creatures, ugly creatures, big and small. Robots-- wait. Robots? Yep. Synthetics and half breeds as well. I welcome you to Beyterra. A city where there are a shit ton of robots and a shit ton of criminals. Follow three heroes and an idiot to stop an organization, that intends to destroy almost every living thing. But that's only the small of their problems.

(This takes place when they first get there dorm rooms!If you can't tell I made a few changes as in like roommates but that's ok!) When Bakugou and Todoroki end up as roommates Bakugous whole world goes upside down.Black is white,pickles and ice cream actually go together pretty well, kind of upside down. What does he do when he realizes that he might not hate this Icy Hot idiot as much as he claims? Disclaimer: None of the art in here is mine!All credit goes to the owners of these masterpieces! ÙwÚ (#28 in Todobaku as of November 5th 2020-N/A)