Crudehumor Stories

Jonachris never asked for the world to fall apart right when school was ending. War is rising. People are changing. And nothing around him feels honest anymore. He tries to keep his head down, pretend life is still normal. But the more he ignores the signs, the louder they get. Secrets in the hallways. Whispers about his name. Eyes watching him like they already know the end of his story. When everything snaps at once, Jonachris is pushed into a truth he never wanted. A life planned without his permission. A path he didn't choose. And a future that keeps reaching for him whether he's ready or not. Some people are born to change the world. Others find out by accident. Jonachris never liked either option.

12 years into fighting giant monsters and being on high alert at all times Bubbles knows what to expect nowadays. That is until the RowdyRuff Boys come back to pick yet another fight. She thinks it's going to be like the old days. Just fight Boomer and win after a few hits here and there right? Right? With a sudden change she's forced to go back to not knowing what to expect anymore as things take a more serious turn when a darker evil lurks in the shadows just waiting to strike. Will she be able to handle everything at once? Will she fall for someone? Or will she crumble with the pressure? I don't own the Powerpuff Girls they are owned by Craig Mccracken. This is also my very first time writing something like this so constructive criticism is gladly accepted. Also I did get inspiration from reina_connected on archive of our own, her story is awesome you should go check it out if you haven't already.

Edgar has never had anything to worry about. He has always lived a great life in a small town. One day a strange woman knocks on his door. He opens the door and nobody is there but there is a strange map with very strange markings. He soon learns that this map contains the coordinates to a treasure in an ancient abandoned city. What caused the inhabitants to be forced out of the city? Will this treasure make Edgar wealthy or will it cause all hell to break loose?

Do you like hearing stories? People don't like them anymore tho. Maybe they don't have time or maybe good stories are slowly dreading. I always liked stories that starts with once upon a time so.... Once upon a time it was her She didn't wanted to be a princess but she wanted to a princess. Stories are what had lead her life because when humans refuses to stay. Stories stay there for you. She wanted her own story unlike like perfect protagonist she had flaws, handful of them. Being happy isn't that easy as it seems. Removing your memories... Removes the lessons too. That's what this is all about. I hope you choose this story... It won't change the world but maybe you.

Life in simple ways Life in a fixed matter Life as a societal way of being How to live it in a more healthy and productive manner

Ooh. You know what's happening up in here! Another shit posting book yay! Honestly I wouldn't think the first one would get so popular, but cool.

We all fart and our lives are a lot similar in many ways as our farts in life may vary.

It's been a few months since Lord Vortech was defeated, But portals are still appearing in other worlds, But their appearances aren't like before, Now it's up to our heroes to explore the new worlds, With a few more heroes to join in.

June was just a ordinary sassy tomboy 15 year old girl, when she dies in a ''incident'' at school now she goes on adventures using her great grandmothers pendant she got on her 14th birthday as present, and goes through the human world to haunt and trick humans and to visit her best friend Jaxie! (This is inspired by Becky Prim! ) (also this is recommended for 12+ because of swearing and sex jokes and maybe some adult show references!)

Things seem to be at peace for once at last, Team Edge has helped with General's plans, but rumors are being spread of Alexa might return, but nothing has been seen so far. Things seem to be finally over. Or is it?

Follow the adventures of Johny , a 12 year boy who moves from Weeki Wache , Florida to Gravity Falls , Oregon . Warning ... There might be some jokes that are a little bit more dark then what small children are used to .

by : herbie "No game has a single player, unless, of course, you're playing online." Leticia Alvarez Garcia has spent nearly half of her twenties trying to make the life of Oliver Daire, the occupant of the apartment below her, miserable. Everyday, she'd prank him, and everyday he'd storm up, and everyday they'd fight. Until she returns from a week long work trip. • Finding out that her boyfriend's a douche and breaking up, losing an important sales client, ruining her favorite tote bag and getting into trouble with her beloved boss, Leticia has had the worst week. The only solace she can find is in pranking Mr. Daire downstairs. But she pranks him, and he never comes up.

Self explanatory. Be prepared for spouts of anger and sadness and everything in between. It's basically a shit posting book.

Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught, ehh? Well. I was caught. Sassiness? I've got mine on point. c: My therapist told me I have anger issues. I think she's right.

I am life and I am death. For I am, what one could call "undead". I die, sometimes brutally, only to awaken in a totally different time and space. I do not comprehend what or who I am; Yet I keep searching. I am up to no good and soon enough you will discover how much I have, possibly, wreaked havoc around myself. Reader beware, my memoirs might corrupt you.

This is based off of a ongoing joke about the SCP Foundation I have they I think would actually be interesting. If you don't like sexual humour, impossible scenarios, inaccurate every and or just don't understand the joke then this will not be for you.

A collection of T.A. Burt's short, humorous fiction. Witness a whole other world of nonsense and brighten your day with a confused chuckle.

Moon Byulyi is the star photographer and editor of R.B.W. High's newspaper, perfectly content in her own normal world of black and white. Kim Yongsun is the new transfer who not only threatens Byulyi's position as head editor, but also her carefully-constructed sexuality.

On their worlds they are either regarded as heroes, nuances, or trying to live as much of a normal life as they can. But one day, a call would be sent out. A call that would reach them all, twelve individuals, to band together and defeat an evil so great, it threatens the multiverse itself. It doesn't matter what they were called back home, because together, they're heroes.