Crudehumor Stories

⊹ ࣪ ˖🧪⊹ ࣪ ˖🪭 Fan's got some trouble with his fan-fiction. in simpler terms; painful slow burn, misunderstandings, writers block, and low low self esteem.

NOTICE! I have posted a note for all readers. Have fun!. John Lancer, your normal teenage gamer, gets a gigantic metaphorical paddling when he gets transferred from his room to the body of an Annihilan aka Pit Lord, and struggles to adapt to his unexpected journey in a beastly demon's body. Read as he journeys through Azeroth with a new life to live. NEWS FLASH: I have collaborated with your_elf_here AKA Σlσι~. From Chapter 5 onwards, her collaboration will now be constant. Anybody who wants to jump into the train, just PM me.

This is a book about a woman who just keeps having bad luck. Will she find a relief? Will her story have a happy ending? Read and find out.

Picture is by GENZOMAN on Deviant art. The picture is his not mine. This is a story of a grizzled man named "Neoptolemus" and his only daughter "Helen" in Ancient Greece as they confront the gods evil men. Neoptolemus must confront his hate and fears in order to achieve his greatest goals.

I've lost all interest in this book and the Big Mouth fan base lol The plot: You're Gina's sister and go to high school with both Leah and Judd Birch. One day you and Judd almost square up and as an apology his dad invites you over to their house for dinner and that's kinda where it all starts.

This is based off of a ongoing joke about the SCP Foundation I have they I think would actually be interesting. If you don't like sexual humour, impossible scenarios, inaccurate every and or just don't understand the joke then this will not be for you.

Dennis doesn't like Mrs. Corwley; actually, Dennis hates her, but he secretly thanks her when she sends him to the office, giving him a perfect opportunity to explore things he shouldn't. #Shortstory

disclaimer! the following content is rated M for mature this content may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised . this novel is based off the hit games "Conkers bad fur day" and "Conker live and reloaded" and just as a reminder, I DO NOT OWN MANY OF THE CHARACTERS USED IN THE BOOK

A few weeks has passed since the attack from the General and his army, and everyone has since forgotten it. And over the few weeks, two new members joined the team and are training for battle. One of them has gotten pretty good with his skills, while the other is a bit more nervous. But one of the members seems to be acting more off than usual and some of the members are wondering what is happening to him. Does he know something we don't know? Time to find out.

_Written and Created by Belle, All Characters belong to her and the rest of the Soul Fam_ "Why can't we ever find the killer with the knife in their hands?" "Because, where's the fun in that? Plus, for all we know, they could have used a chainsaw." "THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME!!" --------------------------------------------------------- "Everyone needs to keep it down because I will slit all of your throats if you don't." "Don't be ridiculous, you're too much of a wuss to do that." --------------------------------------------------------- "Fuck you guys." "I know you want to... but that would be gay, and at least one of us is straight."

it is, until you shoot it, that is. . .

Jimmy Carter

4 months into their relationship. The jade has back off on their attacks allowing the smith brothers a brief break to handle business normally in their drug and weapon trades as remy prepares for her wedding day.

Edgar has never had anything to worry about. He has always lived a great life in a small town. One day a strange woman knocks on his door. He opens the door and nobody is there but there is a strange map with very strange markings. He soon learns that this map contains the coordinates to a treasure in an ancient abandoned city. What caused the inhabitants to be forced out of the city? Will this treasure make Edgar wealthy or will it cause all hell to break loose?

Ooh. You know what's happening up in here! Another shit posting book yay! Honestly I wouldn't think the first one would get so popular, but cool.

(This takes place when they first get there dorm rooms!If you can't tell I made a few changes as in like roommates but that's ok!) When Bakugou and Todoroki end up as roommates Bakugous whole world goes upside down.Black is white,pickles and ice cream actually go together pretty well, kind of upside down. What does he do when he realizes that he might not hate this Icy Hot idiot as much as he claims? Disclaimer: None of the art in here is mine!All credit goes to the owners of these masterpieces! ÙwÚ (#28 in Todobaku as of November 5th 2020-N/A)

A story on another adventure back into the terrifying depths of this hell of a theater. This time, landing there on purpose. (May also include pit people spoilers!!)

I am life and I am death. For I am, what one could call "undead". I die, sometimes brutally, only to awaken in a totally different time and space. I do not comprehend what or who I am; Yet I keep searching. I am up to no good and soon enough you will discover how much I have, possibly, wreaked havoc around myself. Reader beware, my memoirs might corrupt you.