Crudehumor Stories

✨𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓻𝓫✨ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗔𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗛 𝗞𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗔 - 💸 dramatic rich kid 🧠 zero common sense 😤 unlimited ego gets kicked out of his house, he does the only logical thing imaginable: drags his best friends to his so-called "backup mansion" on the edge of the city. 🚨 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗠? It's HAUNTED. Like... actually haunted. Not "wind noises" haunted. 👻 Now six absolutely clueless friends are stuck dealing with: - sarcastic spirits - cursed hallways - terrible ghost poetry (yes, POETRY) - and one very angry math teacher who should NOT be dead but is 💀📐 📝 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗡: Survive the weekend. 🔥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬: Chaos. Screaming. Bad decisions. Zero chill. Negative survival instincts. Basically? ✨ 𝓗𝓪𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭. 𝓗𝓾𝓷𝓰𝓻𝔂. 𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼. ✨

Don't get confused by the title, there's many ways you can eat someone up in this world. All it takes is one family to be dynamic. Could destroy you from the inside out or start diving into the flesh on your body. Ripping you apart with their bare teeth and then gouging your heart out with venomous words.

In a small town in Ontario, during the mid-90s, Jackie Williams, chief of police, rolls out of bed to begin her morning routine when a dead body is called in. Surprised that a murder had popped up in sleepy Summerside, Jackie shows up and finds something out of a nightmare. As Jackie and her team investigate the crime, the bodies start to spill into the streets, literally. All of the victims are weight-lifting men whose bodies are being reduced to skin and water. When Jackie digs deeper, the murderer hits close to home, sending Jackie into an emotional spiral where she finds out the murderer isn't your ordinary psychopath but a testosterone-sucking monster instead.

A man is kidnapped by a woman with a dark secret in her basement. Warning! Dark themes, readers beware.

Jonachris never asked for the world to fall apart right when school was ending. War is rising. People are changing. And nothing around him feels honest anymore. He tries to keep his head down, pretend life is still normal. But the more he ignores the signs, the louder they get. Secrets in the hallways. Whispers about his name. Eyes watching him like they already know the end of his story. When everything snaps at once, Jonachris is pushed into a truth he never wanted. A life planned without his permission. A path he didn't choose. And a future that keeps reaching for him whether he's ready or not. Some people are born to change the world. Others find out by accident. Jonachris never liked either option.

it is, until you shoot it, that is. . .

This story is about two people who was currently in a relationship and get into an car accident where they get reborn .....but shall they remember ? How would they remember ? What happens next ? well found out ! Read" All Over Again " created by Selena and Tre ( big cry baby)

This world is full of fantasies some can and most cannot imagine. Cute creatures, ugly creatures, big and small. Robots-- wait. Robots? Yep. Synthetics and half breeds as well. I welcome you to Beyterra. A city where there are a shit ton of robots and a shit ton of criminals. Follow three heroes and an idiot to stop an organization, that intends to destroy almost every living thing. But that's only the small of their problems.

NOTICE! I have posted a note for all readers. Have fun!. John Lancer, your normal teenage gamer, gets a gigantic metaphorical paddling when he gets transferred from his room to the body of an Annihilan aka Pit Lord, and struggles to adapt to his unexpected journey in a beastly demon's body. Read as he journeys through Azeroth with a new life to live. NEWS FLASH: I have collaborated with your_elf_here AKA Σlσι~. From Chapter 5 onwards, her collaboration will now be constant. Anybody who wants to jump into the train, just PM me.

A young Italian girl named Angelina, lives in Naples, Italy. She has 3 other siblings, Joanna, (youngest) Herself, (2nd youngest), Erika, (3rd youngest) and Anthony, the eldest. Their father died 5 years ago to a heart attack. He was only 44. Their mother, Laura, had thought this over for a long time. She was thinking about arranging a marriage for Angelina. "Angelina, come here for a moment." Called her mother. "Yes Ma." Angelina called back. "I have something to tell you, I arranged a marriage for you!" She said happily. Angelina's world came crashing down. "What?! Ma, I don't want this!" She shouted at her Mother. "It's Arranged."

An experiment goes wrong and Brian wakes up in someone else's body. His greed and delusions for fame and fortune had led him astray. So blinded by these desires he was willing to risk everything he had, even the planet Earth. Follow Brian as he races against time to make it back to his lab and fix the chaos he created.

Even though everything seems fine after the events where Elia's friends were rescued. Things seem to be a bit off, the villains seem to have something that might help them win for once. But what does it mean to everyone else, could this be the end?

Jesus Christ (played by Jesus Christ) takes on the religion-turned corporate entity known as Christianity to reclaim his throne as CEO from Satan (played by Diablo D. Lucifer), who somehow inherited the company when God (played by God) suddenly vanished! can he do it???? probably, or this is about to be one lame ass story!

4 months into their relationship. The jade has back off on their attacks allowing the smith brothers a brief break to handle business normally in their drug and weapon trades as remy prepares for her wedding day.

disclaimer! the following content is rated M for mature this content may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised . this novel is based off the hit games "Conkers bad fur day" and "Conker live and reloaded" and just as a reminder, I DO NOT OWN MANY OF THE CHARACTERS USED IN THE BOOK

made by Jonhathon Rand Reacreated by Brianna blythe AKA me.

may 2nd Y/N "I HATE YOU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I FELL FOR YOU. I REGRET EVERY SECOND OF IT. I HOPE A FAMILY OF RED ANTS CRAWL UP UR PANTS AND BITE YOUR BALLS AND YOU WHINE IN FUCKING PAIN, YOU BITCH." may 16th Y/N " my god you're a hottie.. " F/M, (Y/N = she/her) ‹3 cussing, crude humor, n fluff ‹3