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  • Darko's Dying Victim ☆ by OlivesButterflies
    OlivesButterflies
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    ---★--- A lovely one chapter book in which Darko (the dark alter ego of the YouTuber Dawko) comforts one of his victims after holding them hostage and stabbing them. ✨ ---★---
  • The Quest of the Hudion by ChristyPenman
    ChristyPenman
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    Cassandra is a ten year old heiress with a quirky imagination and a will of her own. Her creative mind takes her away to a mysterious new dimension called Aevynon, where she learns haunting facts about her missing father and best friend, William. Cassandra must journey to meet King Trodlof, the hudion, to get answers to questions of life and death. But when enchanted porthole intrigues Cassandra's curiosity, she is shocked by the dark side of imagination. Will the quest of the hudion be cut short forever? © 2012 All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including storage and retrieval systems without permission in writing from Christy Penman.
  • Crumpets  by GoofyahhGoofyahh
    GoofyahhGoofyahh
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    "Crumpets" -Roboso
  • the crumpet next door.. by Rubyx25
    Rubyx25
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    a story of you and mr crumpet
  • Crumpet x Hannibal, crumpibal. by Moose2234
    Moose2234
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    :)
  • Haunt by Ginger-With-A-Gun
    Ginger-With-A-Gun
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    Cobweb or Miss Crumpet, is born into a world where her kind must serve the the upper-class. Even if she wants to or not. It's her duty. Lucky, she's the best at what she does. She is one of the only ones that can do all the skills and has a loyal family. During, an event she realizes a gift she's been born with. She can travel at abnormal speeds and has unspeakable fighting abilities. Now learning about them, she must contain them and control them. Will she succeed or fail?
  • The Fight by myearsarehungry
    myearsarehungry
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    Lily makes herself breakfast. Then war. I got bored ok
  • An Odd Dream by Alcyone
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  • The Art Of You And I by alias_stop
    alias_stop
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    #167 in "humorous" • Skylar Evans was the definition of having the perfect life. A happy family, a loving boyfriend, a loyal best friend and her armor, art. Until tragedy hits. This particular tragedy, however, forced her to move to an unpopular and small town just off the side of California. Amberville. There, she vowed to herself that she'll start over and write a fresh new chapter of her life where her senior year of high school will be perfect. Alexander Stone is a crazy kid. He is known as Amber high's famous quarter back and the ultimate master of charms and flirtation. The kids around school know him as the stereotypical jock of every high school. So when he suddenly meets the Intriguing, British-speaking, Skylar Evans, he has all the more reasons to take his charms and flirtations to the next level. But behind his arrogant and annoying demeanor, All that Skylar really sees is this aura of mystery and grief written behind his striking blue eyes. So what will happen when they both finally open up to each other about their pasts? Will they overcome it? Or let it consume them? In the small town of Amberville, anything can happen. •
  • Swaggy Sam: The Quest for the Crumpet of Doom by VandaleViper
    VandaleViper
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    Swaggy Sam heard of the power held by the Crumpet of Doom, the power to control all baked goods in the world. As he prepares for his quest the thoughts of love and hope are strong on his mind, but, will he be tainted by the power of Garflax, Beholder of Pasta.
  • All In The Cities  by ArtemisSnowfall
    ArtemisSnowfall
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    Three seperation Cities, three separate countries, four separate people. One shared friendship.
  • The Story where Things Happen by Crumpetlordd
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    Things happen all the time. Little things, big things, and things of all sorts, shapes, and sizes. In this story, things will happen to our main character. Things so large, that they'll decide the very fate of the universe and that sort of thing.
  • SMUCK by Das_Jez
    Das_Jez
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    Critical praise for SMUCK: "A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer "The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge "IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47 You - yes you - are coming on an expedition with me. But not just any expedition, we will traverse the astral planes in search of answers to of life's big questions, and some of the small ones too. Obviously, only jellyfish can possibly hold the answers we seek. The dress-code is causal and moccasins are required footwear. There will be highs. There will be lows. There will be crumpets. Reader beware: make sure you read the story to the end or there is a distinct possibility that your soul could be trapped in the void for eternity...! Critical praise for SMUCK: "A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer "The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge "IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47
  • Alfred and his Mustache by OboeAddict
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  • Lives of the Suburban by AmeliaDanger
    AmeliaDanger
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    Matt Johnson is a delinquent teenager that lives in a society where, if no one helps him, he believes that he shouldn't help himself. With a mother that doesn't care for him and his younger sister, what is he supposed to do?
  • Melenia Teebag The Princess - The Chronicles Of Melenia and Donut Crumpet by droppedpuzzlepieces
    droppedpuzzlepieces
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    Melenia is a 16 year - old - girl who lives in the great, wide lands of Anal Country. She's a princess, a queen. She lives in Nudes Yolo City, and is perfectly happy with her life until one day, when she meets Donut Crumpet. He causes her to rethink everything about herself, and who she is. Will their story end in love, or tragedy? ------------------ DISCLAIMER: IF YOU SUPPORT THE RIGHT-WINGS OR THE TRUMPS IN ANY WAY YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T READ THIS STORY. YOU MAY GET TRIGGERED. Please don't report or flag or whatever. DOn't say I didn't tell you!!
  • Nowts More British Than..... by tumblr_and_dil
    tumblr_and_dil
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    A list of top notch banter from Britain!
  • BENEDICT AND Y/N  by chl0esummer
    chl0esummer
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    EXTREME 1800'S SMUT
  • crumpets by elllllllloise
    elllllllloise
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    i made this for my friend at 5pm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯