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#167 in "humorous" • Skylar Evans was the definition of having the perfect life. A happy family, a loving boyfriend, a loyal best friend and her armor, art. Until tragedy hits. This particular tragedy, however, forced her to move to an unpopular and small town just off the side of California. Amberville. There, she vowed to herself that she'll start over and write a fresh new chapter of her life where her senior year of high school will be perfect. Alexander Stone is a crazy kid. He is known as Amber high's famous quarter back and the ultimate master of charms and flirtation. The kids around school know him as the stereotypical jock of every high school. So when he suddenly meets the Intriguing, British-speaking, Skylar Evans, he has all the more reasons to take his charms and flirtations to the next level. But behind his arrogant and annoying demeanor, All that Skylar really sees is this aura of mystery and grief written behind his striking blue eyes. So what will happen when they both finally open up to each other about their pasts? Will they overcome it? Or let it consume them? In the small town of Amberville, anything can happen. •

Matt Johnson is a delinquent teenager that lives in a society where, if no one helps him, he believes that he shouldn't help himself. With a mother that doesn't care for him and his younger sister, what is he supposed to do?

Emma has been trying to fix what happened on that Sunday morning... but what happens on that Sunday morning to make her feel darkness 🥀

... OoOoOooOO... It's ladies night.....

Things happen all the time. Little things, big things, and things of all sorts, shapes, and sizes. In this story, things will happen to our main character. Things so large, that they'll decide the very fate of the universe and that sort of thing.

Cobweb or Miss Crumpet, is born into a world where her kind must serve the the upper-class. Even if she wants to or not. It's her duty. Lucky, she's the best at what she does. She is one of the only ones that can do all the skills and has a loyal family. During, an event she realizes a gift she's been born with. She can travel at abnormal speeds and has unspeakable fighting abilities. Now learning about them, she must contain them and control them. Will she succeed or fail?

Swaggy Sam heard of the power held by the Crumpet of Doom, the power to control all baked goods in the world. As he prepares for his quest the thoughts of love and hope are strong on his mind, but, will he be tainted by the power of Garflax, Beholder of Pasta.

a story of you and mr crumpet

The misfits were the greatest and also the worst mistake of her life.

Three seperation Cities, three separate countries, four separate people. One shared friendship.

Well, this is where I'm my glitchy self, also updates on my status and stuff

a MATVWLT fanfic mostly about crumpet and his mate.. *** Do you think he'll make it? Personally, I dont. You see, I know him. Deep down, Through and over the core. I've been inside his mind. I've seen trough his soul. I've stained him, crush him. Ruined him. and I take pleasure in every singgle string, every single breath, scream and blood I pull out of him. trust me, bet on me. I'll win. I'l crush him again, break each and every bone empty his heart. and make sure he dies. Once again. ** a girl meets a boy. not in the situation you would expect.. and not the blissful continue, she had planned. He was over her demands and expectations. Almost beyond her reach.. and its up to her to ressurect the ones that have died. AN: If you dont mind a mild amount of swearing, fucked up people, Imperfection and badass bitches here and there. Also included a ton of heartbreak. Than this book is made for you! If not, another book full of cliches and sweet endings is on the way. In the making.

Critical praise for SMUCK: "A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer "The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge "IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47 You - yes you - are coming on an expedition with me. But not just any expedition, we will traverse the astral planes in search of answers to of life's big questions, and some of the small ones too. Obviously, only jellyfish can possibly hold the answers we seek. The dress-code is causal and moccasins are required footwear. There will be highs. There will be lows. There will be crumpets. Reader beware: make sure you read the story to the end or there is a distinct possibility that your soul could be trapped in the void for eternity...! Critical praise for SMUCK: "A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer "The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge "IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47

EXTREME 1800'S SMUT

---★--- A lovely one chapter book in which Darko (the dark alter ego of the YouTuber Dawko) comforts one of his victims after holding them hostage and stabbing them. ✨ ---★---

Cassandra is a ten year old heiress with a quirky imagination and a will of her own. Her creative mind takes her away to a mysterious new dimension called Aevynon, where she learns haunting facts about her missing father and best friend, William. Cassandra must journey to meet King Trodlof, the hudion, to get answers to questions of life and death. But when enchanted porthole intrigues Cassandra's curiosity, she is shocked by the dark side of imagination. Will the quest of the hudion be cut short forever? © 2012 All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including storage and retrieval systems without permission in writing from Christy Penman.

Lily makes herself breakfast. Then war. I got bored ok