Crumpets Stories

a story of you and mr crumpet

Things happen all the time. Little things, big things, and things of all sorts, shapes, and sizes. In this story, things will happen to our main character. Things so large, that they'll decide the very fate of the universe and that sort of thing.

Matt Johnson is a delinquent teenager that lives in a society where, if no one helps him, he believes that he shouldn't help himself. With a mother that doesn't care for him and his younger sister, what is he supposed to do?

Hey! I'm starting a book club on Wattpad for everyone who wants to get involved. I'll be recommending a handful of Wattpad books every week that I've enjoyed or think deserve more appreciation and popularity. If you want me to recommend your book to the book club, please message me the details and I'll read it to see if I like it enough to put it on here. I'm open-minded to smaller and larger authors with a variation of followers. As long as I like your book, I don't care about the number of followers you have. If you're just here to find a good book, have fun!

Critical praise for SMUCK: "A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer "The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge "IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47 You - yes you - are coming on an expedition with me. But not just any expedition, we will traverse the astral planes in search of answers to of life's big questions, and some of the small ones too. Obviously, only jellyfish can possibly hold the answers we seek. The dress-code is causal and moccasins are required footwear. There will be highs. There will be lows. There will be crumpets. Reader beware: make sure you read the story to the end or there is a distinct possibility that your soul could be trapped in the void for eternity...! Critical praise for SMUCK: "A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer "The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge "IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47

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a MATVWLT fanfic mostly about crumpet and his mate.. *** Do you think he'll make it? Personally, I dont. You see, I know him. Deep down, Through and over the core. I've been inside his mind. I've seen trough his soul. I've stained him, crush him. Ruined him. and I take pleasure in every singgle string, every single breath, scream and blood I pull out of him. trust me, bet on me. I'll win. I'l crush him again, break each and every bone empty his heart. and make sure he dies. Once again. ** a girl meets a boy. not in the situation you would expect.. and not the blissful continue, she had planned. He was over her demands and expectations. Almost beyond her reach.. and its up to her to ressurect the ones that have died. AN: If you dont mind a mild amount of swearing, fucked up people, Imperfection and badass bitches here and there. Also included a ton of heartbreak. Than this book is made for you! If not, another book full of cliches and sweet endings is on the way. In the making.

Lily makes herself breakfast. Then war. I got bored ok

The misfits were the greatest and also the worst mistake of her life.

i made this for my friend at 5pm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cassandra is a ten year old heiress with a quirky imagination and a will of her own. Her creative mind takes her away to a mysterious new dimension called Aevynon, where she learns haunting facts about her missing father and best friend, William. Cassandra must journey to meet King Trodlof, the hudion, to get answers to questions of life and death. But when enchanted porthole intrigues Cassandra's curiosity, she is shocked by the dark side of imagination. Will the quest of the hudion be cut short forever? © 2012 All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including storage and retrieval systems without permission in writing from Christy Penman.

Well, this is where I'm my glitchy self, also updates on my status and stuff

The two where listening to the band "The Falling Turkeys" when...

... OoOoOooOO... It's ladies night.....