Истории Crusty

You're in the soda aisle of your local Walmart looking at mountaindew when you run into a devilishly handsome man. He manages to seduce you into going on an anime date with him using his pungent odor and an expertly styled fedora perched atop his greasy hair (and he also blackmailed you with your social security card that he stole). I mean come on, how could you reject such an offer from this gentleman? I'm sorry in advance for writing this monstrosity. Was #1 in musty

Join Cristina as she embarks on an adventure in another world when one day when she's walking around the daycare she finds a rainbow teddy bear that sends her there. She becomes a princess of a kingdom that adores her. But only a few days later she already misses home. What's to become of her?

it's basically what the title says, uwu. oh and it's not only bfdi, it's also bfb and idbf and bfdia and all of the ones jacknjellify made oh right none of these shows or pictures or drawings are mine and stuff uhh... wait, the memes are mine, though, i make those myself. sooo if u wanna use them, that's a-okay, but please credit me, owo! actually nah, you don't have to. just don't say you made them if they're mine, that's just.. no. oh and have fun reading these some of them might be a little suggestive-

It's ratchet

I don't even care if no one reads this I just want it out there lmao

my art stuff- request some drawings if u want :p

So this book is going to be about me...Karisma. Warning you there might be way to much sexiness for you to handle (I mean food not me)

y/n has a big uwu crush on the baddie alpha goth emo bad boy jake cover credit goes to finnisdying TW: language, violence, mature parts

the misadventures of a crusty little white dog.

sit bacc, relaccs and checc out our daily ass lives.

a memoir of my time in soviet russia

No Context😳

So this is a fanfic about you and our crusty man >:) It's probably gonna be slowburn, because I like the process of falling in love. I'm not really fan of hating each other on page one and being in love on page two, you know what I mean. There's gonna be fluff and sweetnes and other stuff, but probably no lemon (sorry >;)) The start is very probably gonna be kind of slow, but please please be patient. Also I will always put warning at the beginning of the chapter if I feel like it's needed to.

don't let me write on wattpad anymore.

guys i worked hard on this

what is UP with this generation, they can't even guess what a title might mean anymore. *shakes head in disappointment*