Cthullu Stories

Since he can recall, Harry has lived his life with a visceral hatred for seafood in general, but particularly Octopi. After a series of unlikely events under pursuing his love interest, he gets sucked into the inevitable coexistance with the smart, alien looking mollusc he so despises...

A strange group of conspiracists march towards their mysterious prize. A deflated fan-fiction author, a psychotic clown and a sadistic politician are amongst the "motley crew". Fighting for the "Prize of the Day" they must traverse mountains, rivers and [Insert tenuous fantasy landscape here] Nominated for "GOOD"!

"The Blue flame, as any man living would tell, is a conundrum of nature that occurs far into the ends of the earth. The flame sparkles lustfully once every decade, trapped in a great big pillar that is said to fall from the heavens themselves. But the truth reeks of something far more sinister. "