Cucumbers Stories

"Once a being has been named, it has power. Be sure to take care of yours. I'd know how important it is, because I lost mine." Joshua is always fretting over the "what ifs" in life, but never trusts his gut feeling because it's always wrong... at least until one summer afternoon when he, his friend Markl and cousin have nothing to do and dare each other to go touch the door of the house on the end of the street. The house everyone hated. For the first time, Joshua and Markl are at a loss to do when the strange little girl Alice forces them into playing a very dangerous game if they want Sharon back. But they're not the only victims. There are others forced into games, some knowing they're playing and others not, but they all have their own goals. The only question is if Alice is prepared to give them a winning chance.

cubababa stuck in ya mouth ka ka ka ka

This is kinda like a one shot book but instead we will be writing a paragraph each.. who knows where it will go!

This is not your everyday short stories! These are all fantastic, each designed by ingenuity and and shaped in insanity. I spend more then 10 minutes writing these, and it's kind of just a hobby-ish thing. If you read it, I like you! If not, oh well. Someone else will come along and love my insane ingenuity. In this story, YOU decide what I write next. Fan fictions, romance, adventure, horror, you decide! One rule: The idea has to be fantastic!

A short, comic-like original parody idea. Based on Veggie Tales, but with a food twist. Follows the misadventures of Linguini Linguini and his brother Tortellini. Putting this up to see if it does any good on this site, to see if I should make it into a real comic or not, so excuse the 'stage directions' 🤣💖 Short stories each, but I'll try and get them up quick. Hope you like, have a good day.

Just a little fun story that some kids could use as evidence in why they shouldn't eat vegetables.

"Pete is on another crazy adventure" Sally said

It all started when I got my dick stuck in a pickle jar..Its embarrassing to say how I did but the truth is I'm single and horny af😭 But then the jar slips off and I find this pickle shaped figure in front of me- OMG IS THAT PICKLE RICK?!?

My Own works

This is a joke ☠️☠️

Cucumbers are green, so are shamrocks sometimes I feel like a leprechaun, that's because I'm Irish and I like broccoli.... I like horses and dogs, sometimes i think I'm a unicorn flying away from like with oranges and apples... this is me I've been in prison for 5 years and 5 months now and I'm starting to understand why I did what I did.

once there was a cucumber. one day he was picked and turned into a pickle. the was then eaten. the end.

Based off of a short comic strip. disclaimer: I do not own any images or characters, all belong to their rightful owners.

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