Cucuy Stories

Leader of the Zea Pyrates, Imelda Alvidrez wreaks havoc among the rich and takes from the weak. She's far from the average Robin Hood, that's for sure. With a crew of more than a hundred women and men, she dominates Navy ships, takes their exports and pawns them for money. Her crew is fearless for she doesn't recruit pansies. Her strategies never fail until one raid led her to Balthazar Sultan ... Charming, sensual, and completely irritating, she unwillingly adopts him onto her ship. But, when the Navy takes action to eliminate the Pyrate race, her attention is turned elsewhere. Pyrates, or Navy? Only one shall rule the waters -- even if the seas run red with their blood. The seven seas aren't big enough for both of them, after all. (Thank you, @brittonshay, for making the lovely cover!)

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Once upon a time Fraydoe was in his room using his phone.. He got a message de su MADRE! And it said "Mijo reviza los frijoles aver si le faltan agua"(this is so my mom,lol) *fraydoe walks in to the kitchen to check on the frijoles* He opens the POT and he sees the frijoles ALL SECOS! So he put water in them and he said "Dayumm you were THURSTY!!!" He texted his mom and said" AMA!!!! Los frijoles estan bien SECOS!" His mom replied "CHINGADO! Ponte a hacer Otros porque esos, YA valieron madres!" Fraydoe put another bag of frijoles on the pot, he went back to his room to do what ever the fuck he does in there... He smells a scent of pedos he goes all over his house and ends up in his kitchen it was the... FRIJOLES!!! He said "SHIEETT ME VA A PEGAR MI MA CON LA CHANCLA!!! Y ME VA A LLEVAR EL CUCUY!! NOOO...." His mom got home and asked Fraydoe how were the frijoles Fraydoe said.... TO BE CONTINUED!

#This Is A Story Of Fate