Cumberland Stories

Eleanor did it: She survived her first year at Hogwarts,but that doesn't mean her life will get any easier. Not only are the horrid nightmares featuring Sirius Black bei...

This is the continuation of my evasion of the rampaging cop car - and the ultimate outcome!

A nameless modern girl wakes up in Cumberland England, 1811. She is found by the kind Lord and Lady Hollingberry, and meets Alistair McQuillen. Her exact opposite. Who a...

yuh.

So this is what happens right after Joey hurls the errant rock at the Finnegan's Gang boys - and, to his horror, it shatters the Cumberland Farms window! Fat Jim comes r...

So, after 'The Cumberland Farms Incident', and the ensuing capture at the hands of the faux McCloud cop, Officer Roccio, I'm grounded for a month, besides the utter emba...

And it's intense!

jez, is that my Cumberland sausage?

Poems that go with my Fanfiction, Eleanor Snape! <3 Enjoy