Cumberland Stories

And it's intense!

jez, is that my Cumberland sausage?

So this is what happens right after Joey hurls the errant rock at the Finnegan's Gang boys - and, to his horror, it shatters the Cumberland Farms window! Fat Jim comes running out - gets Joey in a bear hug, and somehow, a cop car immediately shows up!

Poems that go with my Fanfiction, Eleanor Snape! <3 Enjoy

So, after 'The Cumberland Farms Incident', and the ensuing capture at the hands of the faux McCloud cop, Officer Roccio, I'm grounded for a month, besides the utter embarrassment of it all. Talk about adding insult to injury!

Eleanor did it: She survived her first year at Hogwarts,but that doesn't mean her life will get any easier. Not only are the horrid nightmares featuring Sirius Black being replaced by ones of her father sending cryptic messages, but Draco is suddenly being, well... a little less then supportive. Between the stress of school and Draco grumbling over Potter being chosen to participate in the Triwizard Tournament, it feels like her life is falling apart at the seams. At least she doesn't have to deal with Sarah Beth hating her, but after a month or two Eleanor might just prefer she did... Sarah Beth has a perfect life: Well known Ministry member as a guardian, a great best friend, amazing musical talents.... but she's not allowed to have what she really wants: True love. Since her beloved Cedric Diggery is somehow blinded by the Ravenclaw, Cho Chang, she has go settle with the next best thing: Gregory Goyle, the Slyherin she had fallen in love with at the end of her third year. The only problem is, not only does her best friend Rufus disapprove, but Auntie will have none of it. Forced to go behind Auntie's back for love, she'll take a big risk. But what would happen if her plans backfired?

yuh.

This is the continuation of my evasion of the rampaging cop car - and the ultimate outcome!

A nameless modern girl wakes up in Cumberland England, 1811. She is found by the kind Lord and Lady Hollingberry, and meets Alistair McQuillen. Her exact opposite. Who also, has a lot to owe to an evil Duke. When tragedy strikes, she is forced to ask for his help. Will he help the out of place girl? Will he keep her secret from his employer? How many more secrets can she handle?