Ollierand
Xin is a brash, quick-fingered rogue with a talent for trouble and a love for two things: gold and chaos. Charles is her long-suffering, absurdly overpowered mage boyfriend who would *really* like to spend one day without setting something on fire. Together, they're an unstoppable force of bad decisions and collateral damage.
After Xin steals a mysterious gem from a goblin king (because *of course* she does), the two find themselves hunted through cities, sewers, and taverns-dragging along Gerald, a hapless carriage driver who just wants to survive this mess. But the gem holds darker secrets than they realized, and soon, they're tangled in a race against time, goblin warlords, and the cursed legacy of an ancient lich's vault.
Will Xin's stealth and Charles's magic be enough to outrun disaster? Or will Gerald finally snap and abandon them to their fate?
(Probably. But they'll look *really cool* trying.)