Custodian Stories

A certain cat loving red demon gets blasted into Star Trek and decided to flip things around. "Why are you here in the first place?" Leo whispered as Uhura sta...

Set in the grimdark future of Warhammer 40K, Caius Bront is a Guardsman sent on a doomed mission to fight off Daemons on a planet. There he meets Aurora Lumina, a Custod...

A phrase always followed by 'To serve the Emperor's will'. Yet for these marines, the statement changes. Meet the 21st Legion of the Legiones Astartes. Created during th...

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

We're in the present day, and Ava is working at Graceland as a custodian who helps clean up the place every day for the tours and also makes sure that the untouched area...

Elizabeth Harbor claims that she was never a spontaneous person. She soon learns that being spontaneous is good sometimes. This is a sweet romance about a custodian and...

Comedy mystery

Stories about some scenarios in the 40k universe. Might upload the rest, might not. I write a little of everything here albeit not consistently but there's variety. Not...

Real Life Story

The semi-exciting adventures of Kevin Long. Together, with the other custodial staff, he must overcome the mediocrity of being a janitor in space.

In the frozen heart of Pluto, an ancient alien civilisation waits to be awakened. A group of intrepid human explorers, venturing into the unknown, will unlock secrets th...

Howdy hi hello and welcome to 'DPCU ASMR THINGIES!!' ! I write oneshots, headcanons, scenrioes and more about this m4m asmr series :D (I will take requests, but do chec...

Will Maurghy is the new deal. New shoes New tie. And new CEO. John Perry is the old deal... for now.