Cynical Stories

I made a career travelling through time killing the worst people in history: Gacy, Denke, Dahmler, Vasquez, Hitler more than once. But it's when I keep seeing her at every killing that I realise that I have competition. I might be the next one on her list, and the only thing more dangerous than being in a hitwoman's sights is falling in love with her. Cover by: CasualClyde https://cara.app/casualclyde/portfolio/book-covers Or https://www.instagram.com/casuall.clyde/

Don't let anyone roll the dice. Ford Zairon has always been content with a life deep in the mud, letting others have their glory, fine as a stepping stone to someone else's cause. Then Lucia arrives at his DnD session, dark-haired and expressionless, searching for something she can't name in a game she doesn't understand. Now Forza must teach her the rules, read a face that refuses to be read, and figure out the hardest part... Learning to roll the dice himself /////////////////////// WHAT TO EXPECT Cozy, comedic romcom with DnD as a vehicle. Both Beginners and Veterans to the game are welcome! The story doesn't need an intensive DnD knowledge to enjoy. If you like Boy Meets Girl stories, you'll also like this one! But with DnD! ////////////////////// Everyday chapters for the first week After that Monday/Thursday

The world ended. Marcus is still here. Someone's going to regret that.

In Book 1 of a spinoff series set in the universe of Zootopia, after the arrest of the Lynxley family, Nick and Judy have returned to duty as police officers. Eager for the next case to crack together as a rare partnership, Nick and Judy get worrying news from Chief Bogo that their next case to crack won't be done together, for the first time, Nick and Judy will be separated. Book 1 follows Nick Wilde on a case he's not prepared for, in joint work with the ATF... *Chapter releases are random, so check in here and there* *This book takes place directly after Zootopia 2, there are very minor spoilers for the real movie* *This book is not related to "2 Sparks (Zootopia)" it is a separate more canon-like universe* *All events in this story are not canon to the Zootopia universe* *I am not endorsed by Disney or Disney Animation in anyway* *There is no hard romance in this story* *This is not a Nick x Judy fan fic* *Deep themes and crime are explored but violence and language are kept at a minimum* *This story focuses on Nick Wilde alone* *All rights to Zootopia belong to Disney and it's respected assets* *THIS STORY INCLUDES INTERACTIVE ELEMENTS*

(Story cover thanks to RealBarto!) Hikigaya Hachiman was just your average middle school boy: socially awkward, lonely, and hopelessly naive. Mistakes were made, and he enrolled in a certain prestigious high school. What happens next? Find out in Infinite Loner: a story with action, comedy, drama, and perhaps a touch of romance.

Unscrupulous and bold predator, Eve Shannon seduces men for money. Her target? Adam Johnson, a famous painter. An easy prey on the outside, but somehow unfolds Eve's armors. Will she success before her prey turns the table? Or maybe they will bury war weapons to engage in something much like love?

A reserved and enigmatic man staying at a quiet temporary hotel finds himself unintentionally involved in a strange incident after meeting a lost child outside a restaurant. Soon, rumors of a mysterious creature abducting people begin to surface, drawing him into a situation he never intended to be part of. But this not the only story interested him. He began to solve and resurface the hidden truth behind the mysterious incidents, while being hidden in the sideline. Author side: I tried to deliver a very different story. I hope you like it. This novel is written in first person narrative style.

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

"I really had to stab myself four times, didn't I?" Jenny is dead. A high-speed bus and a "zero-star" death experience made sure of that. But instead of the afterlife, she wakes up in a body of spun gold and jewel-crimson eyes: Eloise Panthrea, the doomed villainess of the novel A Crown of Ash and Destruction. In the original script, Eloise is a pathetic brat who dies in a dungeon. But Jenny isn't interested in playing a role. She's lived a life where she was an outsider, a glitch in a sea of people who didn't see her. Now that she's the one holding the cards, she's not begging for love. She's building an exit strategy. Architecture of Lies: A cynical, Gen-Z coded villainess survival story. Updates Saturdays

Drugs, sex and being someone else is Aiden's ultimate escape from the world he hates, these desires are soon mysteriously personified, one might say, 'his demon has awaken', Aiden's mother hides a dark history to his birth that finally surfaces. What will happen when Devyn and his brother Daxon notorious demon part vampires ; that sell humans just for fun, has their fangs and claws in Aiden's neck. What is at stake beyond the gates of hell? //*Warning*// This novel is extremely explicit heads up for abusive, lgbt , suicidal, bad language and sexual content so if you're critical of that then this story is just not for you. Feel free to research certain names and references, though most of the story is based on my imagination and theories, I needed to do my research. The book cover was done by me , I can do yours to if you want.

At the age of 24, Azura has traded her childhood prayers to save the sun for a sharp tongue and a fake resume. After lying her way into a medical job, she is assigned to Sarina- a "violent" girl labeled schizophrenic. Sarina claims she sees the world for what it truly is - a company built on lies and secrets.

Friday is a black cat who lives a fairly ordinary life, he goes to university, he has friends, he works, he sleeps... But there is one part about his life some would find unappealing, he's a sex worker in a brothel down the sex street of the city. And so he lives his life, but he soon finds it unravelling before him, as a string of events hits him over and over that make him question his already dwindling self-worth. It's only a matter of time before he comes undone This is my first time attempting to write a story, sorry in advance for any typos or weird plot holes :) Enjoy!

Lilac was a girl who tried do to everything and anything asked of her, made everyone happy but herself. So, how did she make herself happy? Simple, by slowly starving herself, to the point in which it is unknown whether she will be able to come back from the edge of no return. She could wilt away like a dying lilac, or, she could thrive like a growing one.

A brief account of a frustrated writer experiencing writers block. Said writer uses her surroundings to find inspiration through witty and cynical commentary on those around her.

Adrian Drysdale thought he hit rock bottom before the incident, only when he found himself in a wheelchair did he really know what real misery was. With everything he used to enjoy in life now hopelessly out of reach due to paralysis, Adrian and his best friend Jinx band to make his life worth living again. His cynical and sarcastic attitude does not exactly help him find the silver lining in his depressing condition, but whether he likes it or not Adrian has to adapt back to reality. It is not until Jinx introduces him to Carter, that Adrian thinks that the world might be a livable place for him again. Only with figures from his past returning to torment him, his future might have to be put on hold.

{FIRST PERSON} Rina was once just a young girl of human descent. During an early morning study session, an unfamiliar power descends in her very own backyard. She stumbled upon the world of magic, and was sucked into it. She attends the most prestigious school in this new world, and uncovers a series of secrets that lead her to power. She lived in this unknown world, sustained by unnatural forms of magic. The magic within her corroded within her very veins, and soon she was corrupted by the power she gained. Dont care for hate comments but go ahead and leave them.

He raised his eyebrows, slowly pondering a reply, "Ah, she's a smart one isn't she?" he said almost to himself. Then he said, "Yes, it's true you were taken here against your will, but it wasn't as bad as it seems. The mind can be a scary place sometimes. Even more so than reality." "The name is Alamere Morte, the Seventh. Some call me Al, while others prefer Morte." He said, eagerly shaking my hand. With Alamere being that close, I noticed his eyes for the first time. They were the deepest, fiery red I'd ever seen. I had never imagined seeing those eyes on a human being. Just a little short story for you all. Hope you enjoy! ;)

"The operating room lights were blindingly white, leaving no room for shadows. On the cold metal table lay an infant who understood nothing, a surgeon clutching a scalpel, and a mother in the next room accepting a check and leaving without a backward glance. It wasn't about beauty; it was genetic engineering. Breaking the jawbone to reshape it, injecting pigments into the irises to alter eye color, and modifying vocal cords to produce tones unlike any human. This infant's body was carved and stitched hundreds of times to become the 'perfect human doll' sought by the 'Idol' Corporation. The infant's screams tore through the silence of the cold corridor-an instinctive cry pleading for a mercy that did not exist in the hearts of those in white coats. As the scalpel sank its first blade into that small body, the mother outside was tucking the money into her bag. She didn't hear his crying-or perhaps she pretended not to. She turned and walked away, never looking back at the fate of that child."

Mac Henderson is sure popularity isn't the way she wants to go, but she's got all the facts. After being pushed over by Miles Holt, a boy from camp she thought she was close with but has chosen popularity over her, she has been invited to join the Charity Club organized by unnoticed people like her. But this isn't an ordinary charity. She is asked to change a hopeless egotistic popular person, to make them show their hearts once again, but the only problem is, she's assigned to Miles Holt, now the most heartless of them all. Having no choice but to spend every waking minute with him, as much as she tries to run away, she finds herself with a burning hatred so hot, she does something she might or might not regret. Trying to bring Miles back to the way he was before, managing her life at home and feelings for Miles at the same time, she's missed an important detail the whole time: Miles has been keeping a secret from her too.

Enchanté [adj.] • synonymous with enchanted, delighted, 'nice to meet you' • You use it when you meet someone for the very first time, as a way of greeting them into your life. For Ziarra, it was also a way of wishing that the person would stay, and enchant her life in their own unique way. After all, that's what she'd been searching for all her life. Something magical in her otherwise mundane lifestyle. But what happens when someone does bring exactly what she's been searching for into her life, and becomes her addiction. This is Ziarra's fight to let go of her craving, while trying not to get her heart torn apart all over again. ❝I'll spend forever wondering if you knew, I was enchanted to meet you.❞