Historias de Cynical

Aito Hoshino wanders aimlessly through youth, observing the world with a sharp, cynical eye while secretly longing for something raw, something genuine. When he transfers to Asahi High, his life unfolds an entire new chapter as he finds himself in a classroom with a quiet girl with blue headphones. Author Notes:- Excited to start with a fanfic. I am still a beginner so please treat me kindly. Before writing my very own story I thought about creating a fanfic to gain some experience. Please have a good time reading my story. I will try to release asap but one chapter is guaranteed to come every week at Fri, Sat or Sun. Zaydiii out!

Charles Bukowski meets Emir Kusturica-Balkan style! A humorous, gritty memoir, How to Find and Lose a Job in the Balkans, follows the chaotic daily life of a young man navigating the turbulent Balkan reality. No matter how hard he tries to find employment, he breathes a sigh of relief every time he loses it. A colorful parade of characters passes through his life, but the only constants are his love for women, booze, and above all, his grandmother. Perfect for fans of Charles Bukowski, John Fante, and dark, unfiltered storytelling. Note: This book contains explicit language and profanity! Copyright © 2026 Zlatan Calminsky. All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, scanned, or distributed in any printed or electronic form without permission from the author. This is a work of nonfiction.

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

(Story cover thanks to RealBarto!) Hikigaya Hachiman was just your average middle school boy: socially awkward, lonely, and hopelessly naive. Mistakes were made, and he enrolled in a certain prestigious high school. What happens next? Find out in Infinite Loner: a story with action, comedy, drama, and perhaps a touch of romance.

I made a career travelling through time killing the worst people in history: Gacy, Denke, Dahmler, Vasquez, Hitler more than once. But it's when I keep seeing her at every killing that I realise that I have competition. I might be the next one on her list, and the only thing more dangerous than being in a hitwoman's sights is falling in love with her. Cover by: CasualClyde https://cara.app/casualclyde/portfolio/book-covers Or https://www.instagram.com/casuall.clyde/

Among parents with daughters, my life has become a cautionary tale-one that's brought up whenever a girl dares to ask for a little more time before marriage. "Do you want to end up like Mythili? Thirty-three and still unmarried?" "Don't you dare become another Mythili and bring shame to this family." A shame. A warning. A lesson. A nightmare parents invoke to keep their unmarried daughters in line. Oh, by the way... I'm that Mythili. And this is my story.

Cassidy Deaton, a virgin. Drew Lawson a sex maniac. Don't mix do they? Not one bit. Why would a sex addict want a virgin who's never even been touched in any intimate way besides kissing? I guess that's the whole idea of the story right? A virgin and a Sex-Driven guy falling in love? But, it's so much more than that. So much more to how they fell for each other, how they fell but didn't break, or how they steadied one another? How did their story come to be, from chapter 1 to the end of it all. COPYRIGHT © User: EchoingYourShadows Cover made by: EchoingYourShadows All Rights Reserved

Kaia Harper, a cynical college graduate who swears off romance. When her pregnant sister Zola starts a new matchmaking business, Kaia reluctantly becomes her first client. Along the way, she continually bumps into Ro, a steady and patient tow-truck driver

After the hero defeated Dark for the umpteenth time, the latter decides to get what seems to be the greatest power in the universe, the Power of Friendship.

A wickedly funny collection of razor-sharp witticisms, deadpan observations, and brutally honest life truths from Spes Semper-for anyone exhausted by modern life, difficult people, family chaos, social media madness, aging knees, workplace absurdity, and the general decline of common sense. Part survival guide, part social commentary, part elegant emotional support in book form, Semper Said It So You Don't Have To delivers clever, caustic humor with wisdom forged through experience, disappointment, and repeated exposure to humanity. Perfect for readers who love sophisticated sarcasm, dark humor, and laughing at the beautiful disaster that is adulthood.

Sometimes the cure is as intoxicating as the poison, because the truth is rarely sweet. "Potion" is a distilled collection of sharp observations and bitter ironies served straight.

elysia tenebrith a heir of an old nobel house recits her life through her black tinted glasses, always being cynical and nihilistic.

America was built on discrimination, hate, and hypocrisy, The very land we stand on is soaked in blood. It's been 250 years and we're owed an apology, Yet the violence still flows like a flash flood. They put our pain among archetypes, And paint over our scars. But I will always bleed stripes; Even if all I see is stars.

A reserved and enigmatic man staying at a quiet temporary hotel finds himself unintentionally involved in a strange incident after meeting a lost child outside a restaurant. Soon, rumors of a mysterious creature abducting people begin to surface, drawing him into a situation he never intended to be part of. But this not the only story interested him. He began to solve and resurface the hidden truth behind the mysterious incidents, while being hidden in the sideline. Author side: I tried to deliver a very different story. I hope you like it. This novel is written in first person narrative style.

Order was a coerced peace. Reset is the verdict. No rule will grant salvation. For centuries, the Land of Light has maintained universal peace under the iron, authoritarian fist of Supreme Commander Zoffy. In this dark reimagining of the Ultra multiverse, justice is enforced through ruthless pragmatism, and the galaxy's most feared weapon is Ultraman Zero-haunted by a brutal past and known across the cosmos as "The Butcher." But absolute order carries a terrifying price. When a devastating political coup strips the legendary veteran commanders of their power and exiles them to a remote gulag, the fragile stability of the universe completely shatters. In the shadows, a forbidden ritual awakens an ancient, god-like deity: Ultraman Noa. Viewing both the tyrannical Ultras and their mortal enemies as chaotic anomalies responsible for endless warfare, Noa delivers a final, chilling verdict-a systematic cosmic purge to reset reality to zero. With the Land of Light devastated and their home destroyed, the exiled warriors are forced into an unthinkable, desperate alliance with their sworn enemies, the Absolutians. Together, they must face a supreme being that cannot be defeated by traditional strength or absolute law. In a flawless universe where the gods demand extinction, survival will require breaking every rule left in existence.

as the world ends, my youngest sister starts asking the real questions. [warning: please understand that the extremist portrayal of islam and atheism is for the sake of the story and not to intentionally offend anyone.]

"As you read on, you'll realize the importance of what I'm saying, why I'm saying it, and how I learned it. But even if you decide against reading the rest of my story, keep in mind the following: Everyone has their own story. No one is as they seem. Everyone has something to hide. And most importantly, you don't know the half of it."

(If anyone finds this, it's just a random story based off something in my head. There is little to no thought put through with the timeline) "I thought I fixed this. I thought my feeling were gone, but with one look into your eyes and I'm smitten all over again. You and your stupid face. The stupid face I will never have, but want ever so bad. No matter what I do, you'll never change how you see me." Lilith has been head over heels for her brothers best friend Malachi. He has never been interested in her, and no matter how much she tries to change that, she will always be little-sister-zoned. Will she learn to love another, or will the pain of seeing him pinning over someone else break her?

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