Cynical Stories

(Story cover thanks to RealBarto!) Hikigaya Hachiman was just your average middle school boy: socially awkward, lonely, and hopelessly naive. Mistakes were made, and he enrolled in a certain prestigious high school. What happens next? Find out in Infinite Loner: a story with action, comedy, drama, and perhaps a touch of romance.

⊳ PLAY//Saddle up and hold onto your ass! Nicole Harding has entered the chat, bitches! A flamboyant Z-lister with a taste for cigarettes, sass, and selling the part, Nicole is about to discover that going viral is easier than going local. When her HOA nemesis launches a hostile takeover of Pendleton Oregon politics, Nicole dives in headfirst. Will her bewildered husband and half-feral kids keep the circus running or watch the big top burn? Don't miss it: Thursday nights at 8:03/7:03c*, fall 2025, only on Access33, your local leader in premier American broadcasting.

Once I thought I had arrived. Now I know that some battles are won, just to be started again. My third poetry book, exploring the depths of my heart and mind. I stopped writing poems for months. Let dust settle in my brain. Finally I started again. Months have passed and I wrote little. That is sad, but wouldn't you agree? Starting slow is better than not starting at all.

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

ᴛᴏᴏ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀʀʏ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ ʟᴇʜʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴏɴɪɴ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ʙᴇᴇʀ, ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴇᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴠᴇ ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇᴅ.

A collection of quiet moments, existential debates, and random encounters. Note: These stories are based on non-fiction events, heavily rendered and reimagined for the purpose of storytelling.

A wickedly funny collection of razor-sharp witticisms, deadpan observations, and brutally honest life truths from Spes Semper-for anyone exhausted by modern life, difficult people, family chaos, social media madness, aging knees, workplace absurdity, and the general decline of common sense. Part survival guide, part social commentary, part elegant emotional support in book form, Semper Said It So You Don't Have To delivers clever, caustic humor with wisdom forged through experience, disappointment, and repeated exposure to humanity. Perfect for readers who love sophisticated sarcasm, dark humor, and laughing at the beautiful disaster that is adulthood.

In a world where death has no consequences, three people who have recently lost their jobs decide to compete in a reality tv deathmatch.

In Book 1 of a spinoff series set in the universe of Zootopia, after the arrest of the Lynxley family, Nick and Judy have returned to duty as police officers. Eager for the next case to crack together as a rare partnership, Nick and Judy get worrying news from Chief Bogo that their next case to crack won't be done together, for the first time, Nick and Judy will be separated. Book 1 follows Nick Wilde on a case he's not prepared for, in joint work with the ATF... *Chapter releases are random, so check in here and there* *This book takes place directly after Zootopia 2, there are very minor spoilers for the real movie* *This book is not related to "2 Sparks (Zootopia)" it is a separate more canon-like universe* *All events in this story are not canon to the Zootopia universe* *I am not endorsed by Disney or Disney Animation in anyway* *There is no hard romance in this story* *This is not a Nick x Judy fan fic* *Deep themes and crime are explored but violence and language are kept at a minimum* *This story focuses on Nick Wilde alone* *All rights to Zootopia belong to Disney and it's respected assets* *THIS STORY INCLUDES INTERACTIVE ELEMENTS*

All Amelia wanted was a big stack of pancakes and some coffee. Is that to much to ask after working a 12hr shift?! But when she walked into the her favorite diner she got something other then breakfast. She's seen things no mortal should have. Helped someone she shouldn't have. Now she's caught up in a demonic turf war.

Guy Ritchie meets Emir Kusturica-Balkan style! A humorous, gritty memoir, How to Find and Lose a Job in the Balkans, follows the chaotic daily life of a young man navigating the turbulent Balkan reality. No matter how hard he tries to find employment, he breathes a sigh of relief every time he loses it. A colorful parade of characters passes through his life, but the only constants are his love for women, booze, and above all, his grandmother. Perfect for fans of Guy Ritchie, Trainspotting, and Emir Kusturica's dark humor - unfiltered storytelling, Balkan style. Note: This book contains explicit language and profanity! Copyright © 2026 Zlatan Calminsky. All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, scanned, or distributed in any printed or electronic form without permission from the author. This is a work of nonfiction.

War changes. It's human nature that refuses to wither to the omnipotence of time. Men will kill, will always kill, for any and every reason under the sun. It's just that the more we live and breathe and fight, we get smarter. And with intelligence and a drive for bloodshed, comes a certain passion for death. At least we're creative about it.

THIS BOOK DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY KIND OF 'ALPHA MATE' OR ANY FUCKING 'REJECTED BY MY MATE' SUBJECT FOR THAT MATTER. •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• I am a beast, that's all there is to it. I will never find love, I will never trust in anyone but myself. There is no such thing as humans being the kind hearted creatures my father believed. I will not fall for it, not after he was killed by one of them. I hate them, every single one of them. Not even this hopeless young human male, can show me how they are valuable; aside from their flesh. He cannot offer me what he claims for me to be missing in life. His words, "I saved a beauty from a beast." make me laugh. Truth is, that the Beauty IS the Beast.. •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• This is a story set in the 1920's about a cynical and curious young adult female shifting wolf who decides wether to stick with her pack and family or go on an adventure to discover the world with a naive, oblivious young man.

In a world where capitalism decided spare tyres were a myth, Jay is busy accidentally folding the universe in half to avoid his rent, while Jane is a cosmic God who's just trying to survive her shift in a urine-analysis lab. The Glitch in the Matrix: Jay is a performative polymath with a high-functioning operating system and a shrunken budget-he was hardwiring a survival strategy based on hyper-independence and weaponised silence. Now, his reality is starting to leak. He's manifesting localised singularities in his flat, his eyes are turning into glittery cosmic skies, and he's accidentally warping spacetime to play ding-dong-dash. He isn't a hero; he's a physics vigilante who is too bored to follow the laws of the cosmos. The Amnesiac Entity: Jane is his only anchor. She's minimalist, she has a potty mouth that could peel paint, and she lives in a disgustingly clean loft to compensate for a life that shattered on her graduation day. But Jane is unravelling. Her shadow is lagging behind her like a bad internet connection, and gold highlights are bleeding through her human firmware. She's a God who forgot her own origins, and she's currently using a Titanium thread to hold her human grief together.

The damned life of Sarah , a secondary school student ,with a very unromantic and cynical life that probably won't change so it you're looking for some Justin Beiber,werewolf, fantasy lord of dance shit then please look somewhere else, or don't ..I don't own you.. Also some swearing so if you don't like that stuff please don't read this 😁... I'll update every Monday 😊

An ongoing Collection of poems written by me, initially as a form of an emotional outlet, now hopefully a more refined piece of Art. Hope you like it x

An anthology of shorts fleshing out the universe. In a world where all depictions of dystopia is banned, an aspirant pursues a job. A corporation controls the singular vision of the future and it's employees gain super powers... but only during work hours. A world where robots appear human with thoughts and desires of their own, while humans have taken on a more sinister role. What was once fact has become fiction and fiction became reality. Deities and characters enjoy similar reverence and corporations have replaced government. Eies is our window into this world. I invite you to explore these worlds with me!

"Hearts, when wounded, either grow dependent on love or resistant of it. Love can become an addiction, or it can be one's kryptonite. Once a person has experienced love, real, true, binding love, our hearts are never the same. Forever transformed and attached in a form to the one who gave us this love, or who deprived us of it." Maggie is a firm cynic of love. Less than fortunate circumstances concerning love have shaped her into a hater of love, letting it consume her identity. She has committed herself to a life void of love, positive or negative. But when a certain curious boy named Graham is thrust suddenly into her life, Maggie is forced to re-evaluate every thought and preconception she's held about love, and is compelled to make a decision: let love in or continue fighting it.

{FIRST PERSON} Rina was once just a young girl of human descent. During an early morning study session, an unfamiliar power descends in her very own backyard. She stumbled upon the world of magic, and was sucked into it. She attends the most prestigious school in this new world, and uncovers a series of secrets that lead her to power. She lived in this unknown world, sustained by unnatural forms of magic. The magic within her corroded within her very veins, and soon she was corrupted by the power she gained. Dont care for hate comments but go ahead and leave them.