Dadjokes Stories

Heath Burns. All guys want to be him, all ghouls want to be with him. That's how Heath Burns would describe himself. Little does he knows that people just see him as either a douchebag or a himbo. But even with that kind of reputation, Heath is still somehow popular and appreciated by most of monsters. However, beside some flirts, he never had any deep romantic relationship since Monster High. Abbey and him were close, however they didn't see each other after graduation. The icy ghoul left Scamerica after high school for her hometown, Himalaya. And since then, they lost contact. ---------------- I just love puns and Abbey so there are some useless headcanon about the characters Heath Burns: he/him 22, majoring Physical Deaducation (Casketball), loves being obnoxious and obnoxious environment Abbey Bominable: she/her 23, work-study program (G-ogre-phy), still looks cold and is frank Spectra Vondergeist: she/her 20 something, future journalist, rules a gossip page on Critter and the Skull news (tends to exaggerate) Clawdeen Wolf: she/her ----, ----, tries to survive between skull, her pack and her friends Draculaura: she/her ---, ---, shares gossip and isn't that sweet anymore Frankie Stein: they/them ---, ---, is everyone's bestie Cleo Denil: she/her ---, ---, party maker and drama enjoyer Jackson/ Holt: he/him still somehow crushes on Frankie?

Because why not Also this is in the Poetry section because it is poetry of its own nature

jokes that i would terrorize my kids with

I was bored. So I'm writing a book about dad jokes.

Lame jokes/ memes given to you everyday to make you laugh or cryƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

To all of the people that knows me and to the people that I call me friends...I don't regret making this book cuz y'all know! I love me some memes and stuff so deal with it😎😎!

You're a lost girl waiting for your last breath, Running away from reality. One day, you encountered with a weird guy that called himself 'WORLDWIDE HANDSOME'' Kim Seokjin.. A bright, free soul man yet mysterious. Slowly but surely, he brings colour to your plain life. "I totally understand how jealous i would be if I don't have beautiful face like mine" "Jealous of you? More like jealous of People that don't know you" "Stob it! I was filled with poison, but but blessed with beauty and rage woman! Respect me!" When souls find comfort in one another, separation is not possible. At the end of the day, they matter to each other the most. But what if one day, you knew all of what happened to you is caused by Seokjin? Start: July 2019 Completed : September 2019

I will publish a new pun/dad joke every week✌🏻

There are countless benefits of laughing and sharing funny jokes. If you're not laughing, check your pulse! WARNING: Contents may lead to eye rolling, cringing, and groaning OR sidesplitting, knee-slapping, gut-busting laughter. Probably both! Beware, these are some truly awful jokes that will make you cringe really badly. I did warn you...

Welcome to my mind and what I think throughout the day. There is dark humor, dad jokes, bad puns and cursing. So- think twice before wanting to read this.. I know most of you don't care and most people don't read this so lez go.

Stupidest Dad Jokes EVER! Hahaha

I'm trying to make people laugh by telling some very groan-worthy jokes! Hope you like! I am in no way trying to steal these jokes from anyone else... I do not own them, I just found them funny when my dad told them to me.

These jokes are so bad they're good. Corny dad jokes may not be everyone's cup of tea, but they are a great way to lighten the mood and bring some laughter into your life. These Dad jokes are perfect for family gatherings, road trips, or even just to tell your coworkers at the water cooler. It's amazing how much joy can come from a simple play on words.

The worst dad jokes to use on your friends

This a book of jokes both funny and messed up. If you are in any way offended by this book then it's not for you. This book is not made for the faint-hearted. Enter at your own risk. I don't own most of these jokes I just put them in there for a laugh. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!

Dad Jokes, Pickup Lines, The Works

read this at ur own risk

Just shit I find off of Pinterest that I think is funny. I'm prolly gonna be doing this until I'm not quarantined and decide to start writing again.