Dank Stories

A Kermit and lord Farquaad love story 💜

yEEt ⚠language⚠ {Kinda turned into a Bakugo x Reader}

Lyrics to all Twenty One Pilots songs

This guy is my bean right now, so I decided I'd actually publish a thing about him. It'll mostly be stupid edits that I make in my spare time.

Ever wondered what cats are dreaming about? If you are, go somewhere else, because this cat isn't like other cats. Nelson Meem from the Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures Collection has dreams of the most random and weird things you'll ever hear about. From using a green wii remote to transform into Hothead from Ben 10 to flying a pirate ship to his in-dream ex wife's island to retrieve a black thinking cap whilst, at the same time, trying to save his relationship with his in-dream kids! Nelson has no limits to what his dreams will achieve. Curious? Then read Nelson the Cat and his DANK Dreams! This book comes after the Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3!

in a world where you had once believed nothing could bring you ecstasy, you met a man: donald trump. lowercase intended. profanity. smut warning. may contain slurs. also: this book is a joke. it's. a. joke. if i catch any one of you putting your political opinions in the comments, that's an instant block. you're here to read trump smut, and that's what you're gonna get. debate somewhere else. thanks booboo. - kate

ThIs a JoKe! I mean enjoy lmao!

Some dank memery Adult language You have been warned Fagget

Memes Don't read if easily offended

"Out of all the favors there are,why did you choose to be salty?" "Why not"

ther da best maymays evr

I'm bored and idk wut to do so I'm here. YAYAYAYA

It's a journal.If you read,I sue you.If you ignore this book,I also sue you.So choose your path of...idk 😂 It's just my life in an orchestra in five years lol.I know,just by judging the description you will know this isn't your typical book and it will suck. *walks over to you and grabs your shoulders If you do think this sucks... *Throws you into the book YOUR STILL GOING IN THERE! ... ... ... Why is this description so long...?Lol and dont ask about the cover I can't find a better one😂😂😂

Heya!! Here I'll show you what kind of shit my brain comes up with when I draw :3 but please don't read this if you hate Mlp >_> like why would you? It clearly says MLP art in the title...

After the death of their father, due to a cookie dough overdose, two brothers set out on an adventure. The younger brother (Ginger Child) soon realised his life was meaningless and decided to do something about it. He compiled a "bucket list" to complete with his older sibling (Sheep Child). The story follows their journey to complete the entire *72 page* list!

Holiday Story YOLO

Step one: Read this After writing this I want to kill myself

the poor spangly dank couldn't go see Jacob satroitis 😍qqqqqq

Much spoopy Skelly the skeleton has sent troops to do the all famous skeleton war It is that time once again