Dannydevito Stories

Written by Ellen and Starshine of Team Cealverse Pom and Collin have been long time best friends living together, nickelodeon sitcom style. Everything was all fine and ok until a certain old wrinkly guy came for a visit... Cover by Ellen and Starshine! No official chapter schedules. This is a joke fanfiction, don't take this seriously, unless you want to.

book of sus

This is my dream about Dean and Sam and Edword

gene has a big secret

A tale of love, betrayal and murder? When two girls meet the new teacher, what could happen?? 🥺🥺🥺🤪🤪🤪

willy they have a happy ending ? will they have a bad ending ? who knows ? to figure it out read this rn 🥸

Ok so I used a story generator to make this story. This whole story doesn't make any sense whatsoever. But enjoy.

Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito are average sleep paralysis demons but they have a huge secret; they've been in love with each other since they first started their jobs back in 1876. Their higher authorities banned them being together. They deemed it unprofessional and childish. Would Danny and Steve let some silly rules get in the way of the bond they shared? See how their proscribed love plays out in this spine tingling allegory of Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito, the forbidden lovers.

Join us on a wild ride with the one and only Shrek (who is your senpapi) and Danny DeVito. This is a fan-fiction with you included.

A collection of my shitposts that I have written at 3 am while high on chocolate milk and mac and cheese. It gets really weird. Don't ask why I wrote these because I have as much of an idea as you do. I want to fucking die

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Shrek loves Fiona.. but lately he feels that something is missing. Then he meets Danny. Danny is warm, handsome, and most importantly he smells like glass and the inside of Swift delivery trucks when they have been recently cleaned with Windex floor cleaner and microfiber mops. Danny loves Rhea Perlman, but lately he feels an everlonging emptiness in his heart. Then he meets Shrek. Shrek is strong, soft, and most importantly smells like the dirt mixed with broken rubberbands and pennies that the janitor sweeps up and freshly fried burger grease. Join Shrek and Danny in their quest for love.

come hang out with me and the boys

Yee (And I can not stress this enough) H A W • • • • This is story is nothing like my other books and should not be taken seriously. This also contains lots of meme humor, you probably should read the hashtags and titles of the chapters to really get the gist of it. The stories sort of all over the place.

your mom sold you to one direction after she died of loss of oxygen "Justin Bieber came."

This is what happens when I use my brain cells Danny DeVito just wanted to live his life. But little did he know he had stalkers that loved him. Jojo Siwa has two goals. For her makeup stop killing children, and for Danny to realize that he is hers. Dr. Phil just wants one thing. To send all bitchy ass kids to the ranch. Oh and one more thing, for his senpai to notice him. Brendon Urie. Brendon just wants a good fuck. What else can I say? Don't threaten him with a good time. James Charles has two aspirations. He wants to turn all men gay. He also wants to learn how to fake cry so he can get his sisters back. Which one will succeed into winning Danny DeVito? Will it be Jojo? Will it be Dr Phil? How about Brendon? James? Tbh idk who will win Danny's love

Dedicated to my bros and to koichi hirose.

My name is Danny DeVito and I'm 2'0 and weigh only -5 pounds. I have blond hair that's always kept in a messy bun, and my sparkling baby blue orbs are ultra rare. I listen to 5SOS and wear band t-shirts. I guess you can say I'm not like other girls.

Danny (sexy) devito x reader