Dannydevito Stories

A book of weird stuff you can laugh at. Featuring my friends occasionally Crime is legal if you don't get caught. Being arrested isn't real, just walk away. Be gay, do crime. If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is talking shittttt

Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito are average sleep paralysis demons but they have a huge secret; they've been in love with each other since they first started their jobs back in 1876. Their higher authorities banned them being together. They deemed it unprofessional and childish. Would Danny and Steve let some silly rules get in the way of the bond they shared? See how their proscribed love plays out in this spine tingling allegory of Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito, the forbidden lovers.

ed Shiran goes to A MAgical land...

"Some of us are too scared of love to be in a relationship." - mr. Obvious ------ Meet Regina George. Beautiful, charismatic... but also really shy. She hides herself from the world with her 98 % cotton 2% polyester beanie. Enter Greg Heffley: total hunk, bad boy supreme. Will he be able to convince Regina to take off her beanie and show her true self to the world? Yes. ------ "I'm weird. Do you ever see me without this stupid hat on?" Said Regina "You want to know how you lose a woman? You forget to cherish her," Greg said. ---- (This is a spin off of my two favourite books - His Beanie Girl and Pretty Dumb)

A love story between Danny and Shrek an unforgettable adventure.

Y/N gulped as she saw the man standing in front of her. Steve Harvey. "Join our mafia now or i will steal your kneecaps." ©HENTAIFUELED

WARNING! SMUT!

book of sus

Shell shock, what people nowadays refer to as PTSD. Clara Gutman, being a Holocaust survivor, has it. When a new patient arrives in Nurse Ratched's ward, the ward gets turned upside down.

Bitten by an odd man in the middle of the night, Kelly finds herself turning into famous actor Danny Devito every night.

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pl s read shawty

This heart wrenching story will have you sobbing all oger the place by the time your done. Join Shrek in his journey to find his true love.

3 triplets, Hunter, Pearl and Alexis are fresh out of college and ready to build their own house! but once they chop a tree, a mysterious spirit comes to kill them...

Y/N has found a new friend in the gardens of Dreams Manor. How will things turn out when the budding romance comes to a shocking end.... But romance between who? owo credits to y/n being my bestie @GHOSTAPHOBIC

This is the story of how beesechurger found love after dumpy left him for the caillou go animations so it's a alternative version if dumpy and beesechurger didnt make up (obviously it's a joke book)

Highschool au--- Danny is the hottest boy at the school. Alex is quirky and quiet and gets bullied :( Alex has had a crush on Danny since year 6 when he came to terms with his sexual orientation..... but its still a secret so will he be able to hide his staring and drawings of Danny? Does Danny even fancy boys???

disclaimer: if you haven't already read my story "danny devito smut🤤" then please do so before reading this or you will be very confused. this is the continuation of my previous story and it picks up one year later. some people were concerned with the lack of actual smut in part one of "danny devito smut🤤" so i decided to make a part two with a bit more sexie timeee

When you moved to your new home, you expected the worst. Life was so nice before - you had friends, a good social life, a nice house, and you were comfortable. Settled. Well, maybe moving did have a few perks. Your parents are now in a better state, and you got away from your ex boyfriend... ugh, that jerk. It's the first day at your new job - you work at a fancy German restaurant called "Leon's Cottage". Your day had been going well so far, maybe this town wasn't that bad. That's when your day got better... your entire life changed. He walked in. And his name...? His name is Danny DeVito.

best one you'll find ;)