IWantToBeMeNotYou
Dan had lots of sarcastic, satirical, and downright offensive comments, reserved only in his head and under his breath.. The status mixed with his sexuality (flamingly homosexual) made him the butt of a lot of jokes, so he made his own.
Most of them were reserved for the popular kids, Tyler, Phil, and PJ.
Phil on the other hand, would blatantly and fabulously flaunt off his opinion on everything, like "no homo but did you see that quiet kid in class? Nice ass bro."
He swears, he's straight.
But hey, opposites attract.. Sort of.