Dark-comedy Stories

[The Boys Fan Fiction + Soldier Boy + Pure The Boys, No Other Worlds + Resolving the Original Series' Tragedy + Educating Homelander] When Mike Lee woke up, he found himself transmigrated into the world of The Boys at the beginning of Season 1, in Soldier Boy's body... At the same time, he also gained a Son-Training System. As long as he educated Homelander by any means necessary, changed him, and guided him onto the right path, he would grow stronger... Educate Homelander? Then he might as well educate The Seven while he was at it. No, better yet, he might as well overhaul all of Vought. ... Fan translation of 穿越黑袍，开局成为士兵男孩 by 幸运儿小朵, if you can, please support the original author.

[SPOILERS FOR EP 9] After the Digital Circus members discover their true nature as pieces of code, life becomes monotonous, and redundant to remain sane. Finding purpose and peace is a challenge that never went away, but how might things change if a new member joined after the revelations that were recently uncovered?

What would you do in a world full of monsters and bizarre creatures? In this Dark Comedy/Romance/ Horror story: Dominic Evergreen is a orphan, He's 19 years old and he goes to Indiana University in Indianapolis, Indiana on a writing scholarship. He's invisible to most of the students and people, figuratively speaking. He longs for friends. He works for a friendly Pizza parlor owner. He has a crush on a girl named Sunny Morrisen and is bullied by her delusional ex boyfriend Chad. One day he wakes after a food induced nap (Mini food coma) and realizes something is off. He's awoken into a real nightmare world, full of strange creatures and anomalies. Rated 14+ For Violence, Horror, Menace and Potentially Disturbing Material. This is a Dark Comedy/Romance/Horror Thriller.

Hello, folks! Here is another short story collection, filled with absurd humor, and unpredictable scenarios that catch you off guard! Be immersed in a cartoon like world with crazy characters and such that will will never experience in the real world! If you need a good laugh, then this is for you! ;)

A robbery gone... right? On what seems to be a night like any other, Bex finds herself staring down the barrel of a gun about to be robbed. Junior, the one holding the gun, expects this to be a run of the mill robbery, but gets more than he bargined for. Both of them are seeking solutions to problems that have haunted them for so long, and together, they begin a journey toward new beginnings. ***I am currently on a hiatus while testing, planning, and hopefully getting surgery to fix one of my carpal tunnel ridden hands. I'm hoping to be back by the end of summer 2024. Nevertheless, I will be back at some point to finish the story*** *I'm working on this story in real-time, so it is ongoing for now! :)* *Title might change- I haven't figured that part out yet * Currently ranked: (As of 04/28/24) #2 for unlikelyfriends (out of 605) #10 for Wattpadoriginal (out of 489) #11 for darkcomedy (out of 1000+) #14 for unlikelyromance (out of 866) #32 for Roadtrip (out of 1000+) #39 for mentalillness (out of 1000+)

Humanity once believed everything could be placed into archetypes and clean categories. In the near future, a complex system built to assist humanity quietly governs the city of Starfall. Strange incidents have emerged as puzzles and murder mysteries, blurring the boundaries that humanity once relied on. A young investigator finds herself chasing answers that won't be confined by the old rules. As truth and illusion grow harder to tell apart, only one question remains there: When everything begins to break, what was humanity never meant to see? Amidst the False Utopia of philosophies and clashing ideologies - where technology and the supernatural both influence society, and how no one is purely good or evil... How would they succeed in this game of psychological secrets?

Dottie Gan doesn't want to die. She wants the noise in her head to stop - and she'll chase anything loud enough to drown it out. So when a photo of a beaten, kidnapped stranger lands on her phone - a man she met exactly once, years ago - she does the only thing that's ever made the noise go quiet. She goes to get him out. One reckless rescue later, Dottie has invited herself into Julian Qi's life and his very dangerous secret: he's the runaway son of an offshore crime dynasty, heading back to the family's sealed private island to save his niece before it's too late. He does not want company. He's getting it anyway. And to get past his father, they'll have to sell one enormous lie: "Let's get engaged." "Sure." A grumpy, buttoned-up heir. An unhinged girl with nothing left to lose. One fake engagement, one private island full of very rich, very bad people - and a hundred ways for all of it to go wrong. It's fast. It's funny. And underneath the chaos, it's about being seen - and kept alive - by the one person who won't let you fall. Serializing THE OTHER · Book Six here for free. Read ahead + exclusive side stories on Patreon → [https://www.patreon.com/WB233/posts/death-guess-on-160955017?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]

Little Katie: The OG is an introduction to Katie Harper as her original 7-year-old self, before the infantilisation by her parents in the story Little Katie.

After a long shift, all Belle wants is to ignore the doorbell, drink coffee, and avoid her emotionally unavailable boyfriend and her emotionally violent boss. But when a strange caller threatens her life on Halloween night, she's too exhausted to care. "Back door's open. If you're going to kill me, make yourself useful." He does. What follows is a night of confusion, coffee, questionable bonding, and a whole lot of sarcasm. He's here to kill her. She just wants help handing out candy. Things... get complicated. A story about accidental comfort, emotional whiplash, and falling for someone you absolutely, definitely shouldn't.

The world you once grew up in is gone. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- After his father remarried to a Japanese woman, Y/N and his twin sister, Lanie, had no choice but to move to the country that made the entire world accept that simping for a high schooler as an adult is normal. Welcome to Japan. New culture, new language, new people to meet, colorful lights, anime girls, and many more fun things to do! What isn't there to love? A lot of things, apparently. Y/N is not happy with the change and to put it lightly, disagrees on how many people view the country. How much hell will he cause?

Obito somehow managed to put himself in a Genjutsu before Kaguya killed him, but now he's been teleported to a world where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are really evil. They plan heinous things, assisted by Kakashi, Team Taka, Kabuto and unnecessarily reanimated people. Now, Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji, after becoming victims of their cruelty, plan to fight against them. But they learn that Sasuke has reanimated their beloved Asuma. Along with them, the fifth Hokage Tsunade, who always had a suspicion, takes charge of this. But she's often disturbed by the fact that her late lover, Dan, is writing romance novels about people around him! How do they manage everything now?

"حين يذوب الثلج... تظهر الجثث دائماً." في مدينة يُخفيها الجليد، تتكرر الجرائم. ليست عشوائية... بل محسوبة بدقة مخيفة. قاتل يتسلل بصمت، يترك خلفه وردة مجففة وهمسة واحدة. لا أحد يعرف من يكون، ولا لماذا يختار ضحاياه... لكنه يعرف جيدًا من يجب أن يموت، ومتى. العدالة أصبحت غامضة. القوانين لا تُطبق دائمًا، والحقائق تُدفن بسهولة تحت الثلج. لكن هنالك من يرى أبعد... من يعرف كيف تُصنع الكوارث قبل وقوعها، ويوقفها بالدم. هذه ليست مجرد قصة عن جريمة. إنها لعبة عقل... صراع ظلّ بين النظام والفوضى... بين العدالة... والموت. اقرأ على مسؤوليتك... الثلج لا يُظهر كل شيء، لكنه لا ينسى شيئاً.

A broke 19-year-old girl saves a billionaire grandpa and gets hired as his maid for ₱300k/month. The problem? His 6 hot, spoiled grandsons want her gone. Her solution? She talks back.

When ruthless New York corporate lawyer Arthur Pendelton drops dead mid-trial, a demon attempts to seize his soul under a standard damnation contract. Instead of panicking, Arthur spots a clerical error in the micro-print, sues Hell for wrongful asset seizure, and successfully stays his own damnation. Trapped in the afterlife, Arthur is drafted as a public defender in Dis. Partnered with Lou Fletcher, a cynical 1970s Chicago detective ghost, and Chloe, a tech-savvy millennial spirit, Arthur begins exploiting ancient legal loopholes to save exploited souls. But when a corporate hellhound hits his office, Arthur uncovers a massive cosmic scam: Lucifer is harvesting six billion living human souls through a hidden clause in a viral smartphone app's terms-of-service update. To stop the heist, Arthur files the largest class-action lawsuit in history: Earth v. The Morningstar Syndicate. Facing his underhanded mortal rival, Victoria Vance, and the silver-tongued ghost of Aaron Burr, Arthur must pierce the ultimate corporate veil, drag the Devil to the witness stand, and show eternity what happens when you don't read the fine print.

This is the story of a women named Deepa (43) (fictional)is a respected woman, desperately trying to maintain her professionalism while managing four neglected properties for the lazy Mr. Raghav Menon. The money is too good to refuse, but the job is a trap. At the isolated beach house, she meets Ramesh, a muscular caretaker whose gaze lingers too long on her body. But the men are the least of her problems. A possessive female ghost haunts these properties, and it has a twisted game: it subtly manipulates Deepa's clothes and actions to make her appear inviting to others, all while it waits for the night to paralyze her and indulge in its own lustful possession of her body. Trapped by her financial needs, Deepa must navigate a world where every man sees her as available and every night brings a spectral assault that blurs the line between pleasure and terror.

The Altamira Obsession Mature | Psycho-Thriller | Dark Twisted Romance | Dark Comedy | Blood & Gore | Elite | Forced Marriage Anica has always known Lucien Altamira as the quiet, dependable boy from her childhood-the one who grew up to become the untouchable CEO of Altamira Corporation. Bound by a promise between families, she is expected to marry him in two years. To ease her into the arrangement, Lucien proposes something simple: date him first. Get to know him. Learn to love him. And Anica tries. Because the man in front of her is everything a woman could want-gentle, attentive, impossibly perfect. He remembers the smallest details, anticipates her needs, and looks at her like she's the only thing that matters in his world. But perfection is a carefully constructed lie. Behind Lucien's warm smiles lies a man carved from darkness-a cold, calculating psychopath who rules an unseen empire where power is absolute and mercy does not exist. In that world, he is not just feared-he is worshipped. A god in the underworld. A monster dressed in elegance. And Anica? She is his obsession. Every step of her life has been orchestrated. Every decision, every coincidence-planned. Even her parents' blessing was never fate... it was strategy. As their wedding draws near, the lines between love and control begin to blur. And when the truth finally surfaces, Anica is forced to confront a terrifying reality: She was never meant to fall in love with Lucien Altamira. She was meant to belong to him.

──── 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙮 ❛❛ 'cause i've done some things that i can't speak and i tried to wash you away but you just won't leave ❜❜ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 → a teenage misfit narrates how she murdered her classmate over a ruined bike, and now has to evade capture with the help of a greek god, while facing various events that would chip at her rigid facade. (... 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝐱 𝘧𝘦𝘮!𝘰𝘤 ) (... 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 / 𝘱𝘫𝘰 / 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘮𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 ) (... 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 ) 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙎 :: mortal x immortal • dark romance • power imbalance • possessive • fake relationship ━━ published / completed / word count 05.25.26 / tba / tba ᴡᴀᴛᴛᴘᴀᴅ ܀ ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴠᴇ ᴏғ ᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ܀ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇᴠ

A dying town launches a rebranding campaign that no one seems to be running. The billboards appear overnight. The slogans don't explain themselves. A diner waitress says nobody puts them up, and nobody takes them down. A couple arrives expecting ironic tourism and finds something closer to a live experiment. Beauchêne doesn't ask visitors to believe anything. It only asks them to stay. To notice. To participate. What begins as small-town decay becomes a slow, sideways unraveling... murals that feel instructional, civic programs that behave like dares, and a town that seems increasingly aware of the people passing through it. A surreal, slow-burn satire about American decline, anti-branding, and the strange comfort of entropy. Meaning doesn't collapse here. It rebrands. Entropy is a vibe. Decline tastes like caramel. Welcome to Beauchêne. You're here now.

Something bad is going on in Etheria...The Horde has found a way to become more powerful, more dangerous, more...bloodthirsty. Soldiers and people start turning into these...these creatures and attack innocents! They cannibalize eachother and are spreading like wildfire. Can the Princess Alliance and Rebellion stop the Horde from spreading their infection across the planet? Will there be loss, sacrifice, new life, a good ending?....