Dark-comedy Stories

Eleanor Voss's life is the rhythmic lurch between briefings and after-hours triage. She can make a joke sound like policy, a denial sound like comfort - but the jokes stop landing when the President declares "Economic Independence Day," orders money redesigned with his portrait, and decides the calendar needs a thirteenth month. Each morning she wakes to a new small catastrophe and a pile of color-coded folders that must be made to mean something. With dark humor and an unblinking eye for the machinery behind headlines, this novel follows Eleanor as she trades good faith for survival, allies for alliances, and sleep for contingency statements. The West Wing's cast - an iron-general, a crooked fixer, a constitutional scholar who keeps trying to stitch the country back together - are both comic and tragic. As the spin tightens, Eleanor must ask: how far will she go to save a nation that no longer recognizes itself? Funny, sharp, and humane, this is a story about the absurdity of power and the people who stand between spectacle and ruin.

Erin is the price of the lavenderland who was very kind that no one know why. His father is very strict and never cared about him. A lot people say that before the queen died there was another prince that was still new born and here begin our story trigger warning curses warning blood warning About( action, adventure, comedy, crimes)

Steve and his two Mark and Emerson are always involved in dangerous situations and taking risks, and even peaceful moments feel tense. A city where many creatures exist and where the evil lives. They'll find allies, friendships, rivals and enemies but don't know what awaits them and what secrets are hidden in the city, themselves and what a specific group of an evil organization is planning on doing with one of them. What secrets are they gonna discover? What organization is this? And what is planned for them?

The Altamira Obsession Mature | Psycho-Thriller | Dark Twisted Romance | Dark Comedy | Blood & Gore | Elite | Forced Marriage Anica has always known Lucien Altamira as the quiet, dependable boy from her childhood-the one who grew up to become the untouchable CEO of Altamira Corporation. Bound by a promise between families, she is expected to marry him in two years. To ease her into the arrangement, Lucien proposes something simple: date him first. Get to know him. Learn to love him. And Anica tries. Because the man in front of her is everything a woman could want-gentle, attentive, impossibly perfect. He remembers the smallest details, anticipates her needs, and looks at her like she's the only thing that matters in his world. But perfection is a carefully constructed lie. Behind Lucien's warm smiles lies a man carved from darkness-a cold, calculating psychopath who rules an unseen empire where power is absolute and mercy does not exist. In that world, he is not just feared-he is worshipped. A god in the underworld. A monster dressed in elegance. And Anica? She is his obsession. Every step of her life has been orchestrated. Every decision, every coincidence-planned. Even her parents' blessing was never fate... it was strategy. As their wedding draws near, the lines between love and control begin to blur. And when the truth finally surfaces, Anica is forced to confront a terrifying reality: She was never meant to fall in love with Lucien Altamira. She was meant to belong to him.

My first story on this account, don't really care if this gets any views or not, i just love writing. (Ps, I'm not good at writing this desc, so it will just be like this for now.)

Surrounded by filth inside of a dumpster, you find yourself trapped and held captive by a deranged homeless girl who is, in love with you? Tied and gagged in such a dirty and revolting place, no one would even dare to come across and help you. Which is why you are left with just yourself to survive against the girl who've kept you hidden inside a pile of garbage.

Some short stories I've written over time, every chapter is a new one. More stories are coming soon.

Sa gitna ng isang liblib na balete tree sa Pilipinas, may mga kwentong matagal nang kinatatakutan ng mga tao-mga multo, mga nilalang sa dilim, at mga alamat na paulit-ulit na binubulong sa mga takot na bata. Pero sa likod ng lahat ng iyon, may katotohanang walang nagsasabi. Hindi sila nakakatakot. Pagod sila. Isang White Lady na na-assign sa maling puno at hindi pa rin alam kung paano siya napunta roon. Isang Kapre na matagal nang nakaupo sa parehong sanga, higit pa sa buhay ng mga taong natatakot sa kanya. Isang Tikbalang na hindi sigurado kung siya ba ay alamat, pagkakamali, o identity crisis na nagkatawang nilalang. Sa pagitan ng mga dumadaang turista, nagvi-video na bata, at mga usap-usapang urban legend, unti-unting mabubuo ang isang lihim na hindi dapat nalalaman ng mundo: Ang mga "nakakatakot" na nilalang sa balete tree ay hindi pala mga halimaw. Sila ay mga nilalang din na naghahanap ng pahinga, pagkakakilanlan, at katahimikan sa mundong matagal nang ginawang alamat ang kanilang pagod. At sa bawat liham na kanilang isinusulat, unti-unting mababago ang tanong ng lahat: Ano ba talaga ang mas nakakatakot-ang mga multo... o ang mga kwentong ginawa tungkol sa kanila?

Quit looking up dumb crap God is watching! Who am I kidding? You're probably gonna be looking up this shit anyway at 4:00 in the morning when everyone is asleep ... horny bastard It's just the Devine comedy meets as above so below

In Hell, your soul is the only currency that matters. It is bought, sold, traded, and shackled by Overlords who hoard power for eternity. But eternity is a long time to be wrong. You are Y/N, a Sinner with a talent that shouldn't exist: you can shatter Soul Contracts. You are the "Nullifier," a ghost in the system that the Overlords fear and the desperate pray for. But breaking the rules of Hell comes with a price. After a chance encounter with the Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar, you find yourself seeking refuge at the Hazbin Hotel. But your past isn't letting you go that easily. The TV Overlord, Vox, has placed a bounty on your head, and he's hired the best (and loudest) hitmen in the ring to collect it: I.M.P. Caught between a chaotic redemption arc, a team of assassin imps, and the dangerous affections of Hell's most powerful women, you'll have to fight to keep your soul-and maybe steal a few hearts along the way.

When a chemical disaster turns people into bloodthirsty zombies, chaos erupts. But for one girl, it's just another day until she's dragged into a mansion by a stranger who might just be her ticket to survival.

When you said you wanted a more interesting life, you meant it as in not having to work a grueling customer service job in a seedy gas station and having the energy to go outside your crappy apartment more often, and maybe even living life out on the road. Not having a sparkly, frilly manchild obsessed with you that can also blast building-sized monsters into a pile of ash with his equally glittery wand. But let's start from the beginning, shall we? You. Yes, you. You were nothing more but another post-graduate with a degree somewhere in your depressing hovel and no job prospects outside of being a cashier at a gas station. It was the only place that actually responded to your desperation for a job. When a familiar face appears during one of your many grueling shifts, you find that through no fault of your own, that you've become a magnet for all kinds of even weirder (and even blood-pressure rising) characters and unknowingly playing a far larger role than getting yelled at over scratchers.

"A young girl was rejected by the world even by her own family, simply because she was different. Until she ended up in the forest where her life would change..." 14 rating btw

Three lives ended on the same night - but death was only the beginning. On her 29th birthday, Sharvi never imagined her celebration would turn fatal. Her best friend Ishika, crushed by relentless criticism and spiraling depression, makes a desperate decision that ends in tragedy. Guilt drives Ishika to jump from the apartment... unknowingly taking a stranger, Isha, down with her. But instead of oblivion, the three girls wake up inside a novel. A novel written by Ishika herself. Now trapped within fiction, their roles are cruelly assigned - Ishika becomes Mishika, the story's destined heroine. Isha awakens as Myra, a character never meant to exist. And Sharvi is reborn as Aarvi, a forgotten side character bound for irrelevance. With memories of their real lives intact, they soon realize the world around them follows a fixed storyline - one filled with suffering, loss, and inevitable endings. But what happens when characters become aware of their fate? Can broken girls rewrite a story already written... or will destiny claim them again? A haunting yet hopeful journey of guilt, friendship, healing, and the courage to break the paths chosen for us. Read it now to know more. And plz vote, comment and follow... We authors work hard to write the stories...

Twenty-four objects. One mysterious host. A prize no one understands. When Cup finds a rain-soaked flyer for a reality show called Battle For Absolutely What, he expects nothing but disappointment. Instead, he's dragged into a brutal competition where losing means more than just going home - it means being erased entirely. With a cracked glaze and no allies, Cup must survive the whims of the all-powerful Yin Yang and figure out what "Absolutely What" even means... before he becomes the next to disappear...

A dying town launches a rebranding campaign that no one seems to be running. The billboards appear overnight. The slogans don't explain themselves. A diner waitress says nobody puts them up, and nobody takes them down. A couple arrives expecting ironic tourism and finds something closer to a live experiment. Beauchêne doesn't ask visitors to believe anything. It only asks them to stay. To notice. To participate. What begins as small-town decay becomes a slow, sideways unraveling... murals that feel instructional, civic programs that behave like dares, and a town that seems increasingly aware of the people passing through it. A surreal, slow-burn satire about American decline, anti-branding, and the strange comfort of entropy. Meaning doesn't collapse here. It rebrands. Entropy is a vibe. Decline tastes like caramel. Welcome to Beauchêne. You're here now.

This is a Anti-NTR Story about Hiroki from Kokujin. Enjoy

The actual movie Willy wonka and the chocolate factory was the prequel just switch out the second Hand for a woman named Susan Carmen ...I think it's funny she's called Scarlet on the Internet... the first installment was strawberry milkshake this one is the last in the trilogy It's just the Devine comedy meets as above so below

"Recuerda que de la conducta de uno depende del destino de todos." en un universo muy diferente al nuestro. mucha de la tecnología así como todo tiene otro aspecto. así como las armas y muchas cosas más que tengan que ver con la guerra. casi todo parece tener el mismo aspecto de la primera y segunda guerra mundial. sin embargo tienen el mismo poder de fuego que muchas de las armas actuales así como la más alta tecnología. sin embargo, hay soldados en una guerra que están al borde de la próxima guerra mundial en ese universo. siendo está la quinta guerra mundial. pero solo las acciones de muchas de las almas que pelearán en esta batalla harán que la guerra siga un rumbo diferente. o que sea la guerra. sin importar las vidas así como las sonrisas y las almas que sean arrebatadas.

A deeply unqualified, anxiety-ridden parolee accidentally gets mistaken for a professional hitman-and instead of correcting the mistake, he plays along... because it pays better than his job search. Now he has to fake his way through the criminal underworld without getting exposed, killed, or worse-actually having to hurt someone.