Dark-humor Stories

Y/N Goldberg was forced to move away from New York thanks to his adoptive brother from another mother, Joe Goldberg, who once saved his life. However, once they're at Los Angeles, he finds out that he's got a lot more in common with his older self than he thinks.

Gai left his team, for the safety and well-being of his friends in the championship. But not long after that, a mysterious masked figure appeared, known as Ninja K, or now known as Kei. Many fans began to wonder: "Is he actually Gai with a new identity?" But if that's true... How could an international fugitive survive in the world of RMA, a world full of tracking technology, advanced surveillance, and impenetrable security systems? How can he resurface and help his team, without ever being caught? On the run with his brothers-after the events in Tree City-Gai is believed to have met someone from a secret organization: a shadowy group that protects those who live unjustly. A group that operates in silence, infiltrating behind the scenes of power and technology. 🎨 Cover created by: @fyodorovski WITH ACCOUNTS FROM TIKTOK/IG/X All designs and visual concepts for the cover and other elements within the chapter belong to the creator. Thank you for helping to realise the visuals for A Place to Live! 💫 Thanks again to Fyodorovski for the amazing cover design! You can see more of his work on his TikTok 💫. ***This AU fanfic is the author's interpretation of what might happen if Gai joins the secret group to survive in a world filled with mystery.*** {This story is merely an adaptation of organisational <theory>, Please do not assume that what is presented here is canon within the story, and do not assume that the author is spreading slander!} (Main character: Gai - Running Man Animation) [And please forgive the breeder if some of the readings seem strange, because the author does not speak English and was forced to use automatic translation] || ⚠️ The first few chapters have a pleasant atmosphere, but the latter chapters, which deal with conflict, are darker, so be careful when reading them ⚠️ ||

What if the game you played blurred the line between fiction and reality? What if every choice altered your fate? Elara Monroe, an ambitious game developer, receives a mysterious beta-testing invite for an underground game called Illusion. Unlike any virtual world she has encountered before, Illusion doesn't just react to her decisions- it predicts them. The deeper she ventures, the more distorted her world becomes, until she is no longer certain what is real and what is merely part of the game. Things take a darker turn when she meets Ryker Vaughn, a rogue programmer with a hidden past who warns her to stop playing. But quitting isn't an option. The game begins mirroring her life, revealing secrets she never shared and placing her in scenarios too specific to be coincidences. As the stakes escalate, Elara and Ryker must decipher the origins of Illusion before it consumes them completely. With every solved puzzle, the game grows more sinister-leading them toward an inevitable confrontation with a force that sees them as nothing more than pieces on a board. In Illusion, nothing is what it seems, and the ultimate twist is waiting at the very end. Draft started: November 19, 2022 Official release: December 06,2025

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

He doesn't talk. He doesn't boast. He doesn't need to. In a city that never sleeps, shadows move on their own. And sometimes... they're alive. Caleb. That's all anyone calls him. Some say he's a ghost. Others call him Mr. Jackel, The Bleeding One, or simply Babyface. At thirteen, he's seen more than most will in a lifetime. Thief, fugitive, shadow in the dark... Caleb lives by one rule: if it's not his business, it's not his problem. But if he's in for a cleaning. He's different. Some nights he saves lives. Other nights... he leaves a trail of broken walls, broken people, and whispered rumors of a boy who shouldn't exist. And then there's the Shift. A power he doesn't explain, doesn't flaunt. Blink, and he's gone. Blink again... and he's already behind you. Caleb doesn't care who people are. He doesn't care what they want. He cares about survival. And in his world, mercy doesn't always win. . . . . . . . Or does it?

A Reaper's greatest temptation is revenge. To succumb is to be destroyed. To Refuse is to suffer. Vanya will do anything to get back at her killer. Casimir will do anything to atone for past mistakes. Even if it means destroying what he was sent to protect. ---✯✩✯✩✯--- A pillar for fates intended path has died at Vanya's hands, and despite the claims that it was an accident, the commanding powers of eternity have deemed her guilty and chosen the worst punishment possible: Resurrection. What many would assume to be a gift is torture to Vanya--it's returning to the shackles of her mothers strict rules and expectations. Back to the never-ending guilt that a life in a too-small town filled with bruised memories nurtures. But when it is decided that her unwilling partner in crime- Casimir- is to be Resurrected alongside her in the place of her late childhood best friend, both of them realize that things will be much worse than they originally assumed. Trapped playing the role of best friends for six months, Vanya and Casimir are tasked with learning to get along, or destroy one another trying. Suddenly thrown back into the throes of her small town life while the summer nights quickly dwindle into the opening of schools doors, Vanya must suddenly trust nobody- not even those closest to her. Nobody but Casimir, who does his best to maintain the gap between them. Vanya's killer is out for blood. Her blood. She won't let them get away with it. Tangled in a fight with both monster and man, the terrible truths of her reality, and the infuriating growing feelings for one another, Vanya and Casimir must find the killer and put an end to the monsters before time runs out. Eternity is on the line. But can they come over their differences and pasts long enough to succeed? Or will they be destined to destroy one another in the end?

(Hazbin Hotel season 2 spoilers!) (CW: This story may contain sensitive topics such as sexual abuse, violence, selfharm, addiction or substance abuse) Quick note: The story has a new name and cover! If you were reading „Alastor x Oc, this is the same fic. Just polished up :) Before I tell you about the story: This is a romantic Alastor x Oc story. Since Alastor is ace sadly there won't be any smut for you (sorry TvT) Also English isn't my first language so excuse any mistakes. So here's the actual description: She was one of the more powerful overlords back in the day. Feared and admired equally until she vanished without a trace. No one knew where she went or if she was even still alive. Centuries later a little cat like creature shows up at the Hotel. She isn't looking for redemption but for some reason she refuses to leave. And although Alastor has never seen this strange feline before, he feels a weird sense of familiarity around her.

Meet Athena Reina Santos Isang babaeng napaka simple at walang Arte sa katawan. She's beautiful out and inside. Isang babaeng ayaw sa attentions or nakaka attract ng ibang tao dahil sa dami nyang karanasang napag daanan pero muling susubukin ang kanyang katatagan ng lumipat sya ng pinag aaralang paaralan.. Isang paaralan na napaka higawa para sa kanya or para sa mga bagong nakakapasok dito.... Yung dating ayaw ng atensyon ngayon mag babago dahil sa Isang lalaking Akala nya mag mamahal sa kanya na si Drake Lance Ramirez Pero muli syang susubukin ng kanyang kapalaran dahil sa mangyayari at mga matutuklasan nya about sa paaralan Abangan ang bawat kabanata ng Buhay ni Athena at kung paano sya lalaban sa mga balakid nya sa Buhay...

Shinobu Kocho gets devoured. By her own best friend Mitsuri Kanroji, who regrets. Reactions occurs. I DONT own DS/FT nor pictures! *Manga spoilers* Mature content/language

Apa jadinya kalau tatapan tajam bisa bikin orang berubah? Joko Wiryawan, guru SD yang terkenal dengan "tatapan maut"-nya, nggak pernah mukul murid. Tapi sekali dia menatap... murid bisa langsung merasa berdosa tiga generasi ke belakang. Dari tatapan itu, lahir gerakan "Tatapan Sosial" - aksi diam yang bikin pelanggar aturan malu sendiri. Tapi saat gerakan itu viral dan diambil alih pemerintah, segalanya jadi kacau. Orang jujur dibunuh. Anak SD balas dendam pakai pisau dapur. Dan orang-orang yang cuma mau terlihat baik, malah membunuh kebaikan itu sendiri. Sebuah kisah lucu, getir, dan reflektif tentang moral, media sosial, dan bahaya jadi manusia paling benar di internet. > Karena terkadang... yang paling perlu diselamatkan bukan dunia, tapi diri sendiri dulu.

A hyper advanced tin can gets taught humanity by a highschool girl

When Aarika Rao, a broke 24-year-old graphic designer, rants on social media about a viral kidnapping case, she never expects the internet to take her seriously- especially not when her sarcastic "theory" accidentally turns out to be 100% true. Overnight, she becomes an online sensation. People start begging her to solve their cheating spouses, stolen pets, missing phones... even a haunted house. To manage the chaos, Aarika reluctantly opens "The Accidental Detective Agency" with her two equally unhinged best friends: Mira - an aspiring actress who can lie better than she can breathe Shanaya - a hacker who claims she's "not hacking, just borrowing information" But the fun ends when a real criminal begins leaving clues specifically for Aarika, challenging her with twisted mysteries she never asked for. As the cases grow darker and the city grows obsessed with her "abilities," Aarika realizes someone is watching her... learning her patterns... and turning her jokes into deadly games. She started this by accident. But escaping it won't be that easy.

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Brooks isn't crazy. He simply sees dead people. Unfortunately, that doesn't stop him from being admitted to a psychiatric unit to treat his so-called schizophrenia. But the clinic isn't what it seems - and neither are the other patients, behaving in ways that no diagnosis can explain. Now Benjamin is stuck with: - a kid who can't keep one identity straight, - a sugar-fueled meltdown waiting to happen, and - a walking hazard warning. Together, they set out to uncover the truth. What could possibly go wrong?

(Contains spoilers for all chapters) [Version A] Kris, for the past 2 days, haven't had their autonomy for quite some time. Their soul had been making choices for them that they'd rather have not been made. However, after the Queen's battle, wake up in the overworld, confused and disorientated, but.... with free will, again? They would be happy, but it's cut short when they realize that what they hoped for came with a strange price. A price that they hope they can get rid of soon before things go awry.

For as long as humanity has existed, so has darkness. Demons plague mankind, leaving no corner of the world untouched by their violence and terror. The Yamashiro family once stood among humanity's greatest defenders, a warrior bloodline forged to keep the darkness at bay. But fifty years ago, Itsuma Yamashiro abandoned his duty. Choosing family over destiny, he vanished into self-exile, leaving the war unfinished. But no selfish deed goes unpaid. For decades, he has kept his family hidden from the chaos of the old wars. His eldest son, Takuma, lives unaware of the weight of the name he carries, or the destiny that sleeps within his blood. Yet darkness never truly fades. It spreads, patient and unrelenting... and now, it has finally found them. Takuma must uncover the truth behind his bloodline, his father's exile, and the power buried deep inside him, all while facing the darkness that has long hovered over humanity.

This is very chaotic. I don't even know how to describe what your about to witness but let's try The natural blonde family is a parody on YouTube under the account vloggals, this is like the story and prologue.

This is an English translation of my own fiction novel: Mari Kita Bully Demi Kebaikan. What happens when a single stare can change a person? Joko Wiryawan, an elementary school teacher famous for his death stare, has never laid a hand on a student. But one look from him... and a kid instantly feels guilty for the sins of their entire bloodline. From that stare came the "Social Stare Movement" - a silent act that made rule-breakers crumble under their own shame. But once the movement went viral and the government hijacked it, everything fell apart. Honest people started dying. Elementary kids took revenge with kitchen knives. And those who only wanted to look "morally perfect" ended up killing the very idea of goodness itself. A funny, bitter, and painfully honest story about morality, social media, and the danger of trying to be the most righteous person on the internet. Because sometimes... the one that needs saving the most isn't the world - but yourself.

Gaz's Game Slave 2? Yeah that things dead. Dib killed it. So naturally, Gaz decides the only logical revenge is to start a pretend relationship with zim and unintentionally realize that she's extremely power hungry and wants to enslave humanity Zim is confused, Dib is panicking, and somehow this spirals into alliances, lies, cafeteria disasters, and unexpected incidents that neither human nor Irken are prepared for. Basically, chaotic Invader Zim petty revenge story AU where things get a teensy bit more complicated. Updates every Friday & Monday!

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

Peyton's expectations of adopting a pet throw her a curveball, when a shiba inu forces her to do its bidding. A horror one-shot story for the What in the Wattpad Contest. Prompt: "My talking pet is plotting against me" Words: 1972 out of 2000