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One time I had homework where I needed to make a novel chapter about 2 main characters, one finds out that they are a superhero which is dumb So I made this sh¡t

Previously known as FALLEN RIVALS They say there's a thin line between love and hate. Because sometimes, the person you hate... isn't the problem. They're the story. This is the story of the ones we hate... and accidentally fall in love.

The war storms at the Frontier... The gods are broken. The empire is burning. And the end has already begun. A warrior with no past unleashes power no mortal should wield. A young ruler clings to a dying crown as his people lose faith. A chaos mage, feared and revered, walks with death in her shadow. Amongst their ranks-two Rifter siblings, wilders of ruin, benders of space and time. Feared. Watched. Leashed by the most powerful. But even under chains, love blooms... and loyalty begins to shift. When the empress falls into a cursed slumber-her unborn child the last ember of prophecy- the empire sends its strongest into the Abyss of Lost Quintessence: A place where even time forgets itself, where silence hungers, and where One of the Roots of the Umbrovyn Tree stands-ancient, cracked, and bleeding memory. Monstrosities roam, daring to strike in daylight. The veils whisper betrayal. Alliances splinter. Some stand frozen, unsure of their next move- fearing one wrong step may provoke the wrath of a dominion vast as a world and cruel as the gods who forged it. Old gods stir, craving redemption through ruin. The Royal House fractures beneath betrayal. A founding father, long patient, now bares their intent- to seize the throne by force, by cunning, by wagering all that is. Their House's malice toward the flawed Royal line can no longer be cloaked. Love will test loyalty. Legends will bleed. And in the dying light of Ether-Space- The Aurora must not fall... Or all realities will burn. 🔥

Continuation of ANG MUTYA NG SECTION E BOOK 3 .

Nevermore Academy, a school for the outcast, the creatures and beings of the world that society would rather keep in the shadows, the ones that are more than they appear and that...is where your story begins. Eyes as blue as the azure sky that is the symbol of the Contractor, but what does that mean? All will be revealed as Wednesday Addams walks through those doors.

Welcome to Malmore, a dying town "midwest of Atlanta" (a geographical impossibility that the residents refuse to acknowledge). It is a town suffocated by performative Christianity, historical white supremacy, and a police force so useless they mostly just issue fines for "walking ungodly." When six mismatched, foul-mouthed teenagers stumble upon a glowing necklace in an abandoned sewer next to a toxic field, they don't just get radiation poisoning-they get god-like powers. Now, they must balance avoiding their parents, passing remedial math, and violently curbing the local crime wave that the cops ignore.

*ART STYLE IS CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED. A NEW COVER WILL HOPEFULLY COME SOME TIME THIS YEAR* After centuries of being stuck in a cross and a fucking rock, a group of unsuspecting explorers set Halo and Hellfire free. Turns out, those explorers were just "mortal" objects who were apparently trapped in a forest after an accident. After adjusting themselves to the new setting, Halo and Hellfire come up with one final solution to settle an endless debate of which side is better: Heaven or Hell. Their idea WAS...a competition. At first, it would seem random and basically a waste of time for most of other objects. That is until they realize that the winning team would have the chance to either become angels or demons! Which team will end up on top? Which team will utterly fail miserably? And which team will get more character development than everyone else combined? LET'S FUCKING FIND OUT! DISCLAIMERS!: - Swearing (As if you couldn't tell) - Probably shitty comedy - Dark themes (Not really but maybe) - Potentially suggestive stuff (If you can tell, good for you I guess...) - Most likely a lot of other stuff that wouldn't fit in this list Everything is made by me. The characters, drawings, and the ability to outright ruin the lives of these poor things for entertainment. Yeah, it's all me.

The FBI's best agent wakes up after a mission gone wrong with the man he's been hunting for months standing over him... and that's not anger in his eyes... 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 Elliott Locke is good at two things: catching criminals and pretending he's always in control. As one of the FBI's most relentless agents, he's built a reputation for running toward danger instead of away from it. Long nights, reckless decisions, and a stubborn refusal to back down have gotten him through more cases than he can count. The job demands everything from him, and he gives it willingly, because as long as he's useful, he's safe. But there's one name that keeps surfacing in every dead end and every missing lead. Parker Savage. A criminal mastermind who never seems to leave fingerprints, never appears where the Bureau expects him, and somehow always manages to stay five steps ahead. To the FBI, he's a ghost with a terrifying reputation. To Elliott, he's the one target that refuses to stay caught. What Elliott doesn't know is that Parker has been watching the chase from the other side for a long time. What started as professional curiosity slowly became something far more dangerous. When a case finally draws them together, the carefully maintained distance between hunter and hunted begins to crumble. Lines blur. Loyalties fracture. And Elliott starts to realize the man he's supposed to destroy might be the only one who truly sees him. In a profession built on loyalty, manipulation, and violence, getting too close to Parker Savage might be the most reckless decision Elliott Locke has ever made. And he's not sure he wants to stop.

It was supposed to be another normal life for the average office worker Charles Desser until one peculiar evening he stumbled on an invitation letter to the first party in the multiverse.

a story I created in class

He's a ... bio-engineered humanoid? What the hell that's supposed to mean. His name is Tuesday. Terrible name Period. Tuesday should just be... Tuesday. Like a day in a week. If I had the choice, I would've stayed away from him from the very beginning. But somehow, him ended up as my partner. I've told him over three hundred times that Cecasu is the greatest singer in the world. And every single time, he forgets who she is. Then, for the three hundredth time, he decides her music is just noise. Yeah, my bad. I should've kept my mouth shut. Whatever. Maybe, possibly it's my fault. I'm an idiot. I swear, this time I will not talk to him. He is kind of cute, face only. He's a freaking germaphobe, a creepy domineering, knowing nothing about communicate. He just like a broken robot... but if I told him that he would get upset. Absolutely no sense. - The future. Civilization collapsed. The Earth turned into a desert. No one fucking cares anyway. If memories disappear, then what exactly is the "self"? If emotions disappear, then what is it that survives? If a bird spends its entire life flying in the sky, and the only time it ever touches the ground is when it dies- Did that bird ever really live? Yeah, it's a story about it.

Cosma helps Lord Cowboy Darrell connect with a promising opportunity, forcing him to confront some major changes. Alternate route in which Darrell stays boss. Rewrite/continuation of an older version. May contain traces of silly humor, emotional pain, tragedy, and an excessive amount of free will used to overanalyze cartoon characters. This is for older Teen & Up audiences due to abusive and psychological themes that may be problematic for younger readers. It's way sillier than it looks, lol. I'm just bad at tagging, and the cover turned out much more badass than intended. (: Enjoy!

On Harry Renard's fifty-fifth Birthday he awakes to find that his face has been encased in a black cloud, which he thinks is odd because it had not been there the night before. On inspecting this strange phenomenon, Harry realises that he can just about see out through the dark mist, but his face is completely obscured from the outside. Unsure of what to do but worried that if he is late for work again, on yet another gloomy Monday morning, his juvenile boss Tarquin Stark will finally have a reason to dismiss him. On arriving at the office Harry is surprised to find the cloud has expanded to engulf his whole head, but why does no one else in the office seem to notice? UNDERBELLY [n.] singular The soft underside or abdomen of a mammal. An area vulnerable to attack. A dark, hidden part of society. Trigger Warning, This story contains themes of Bullying, Suicide and Self-harm

A raw, unfiltered look into the mind of a teenager trying to navigate the chaos of life, identity, and social expectations.

The virtual simulation is in too deep and full of secrets... Sink into the depths of the abyss All characters mentioned in the story are all original characters created and belongs to me! Show love and support on this throughout the chapters, characters, and stories.

|[ Humans have made a reappearance over several years, and have regained control and domination over the globe, presumably driving the Drones to extinction in the process... A trio of familiar teens' corpses were found half-decomposed, and scientists cloned them back into consciousness. And the three all remember. Every. Single. Thing. ]| |[ DISCLAIMER: I own all rights to the Death By Design franchise and trilogy as I am the original creator, however, I do NOT own anything of the canon/original Murder Drones lore or characters. All those rights belong to none other than Glitch Productions and the beloved Liam Vickers. As well as for any references to other fandoms! All characters featured are simply my OCs. ]| |[ TRIGGERS: gore, language, violence, death, general tragedy, cannibalism, homosexuality, war, natural disasters, harassment, substance usage, self-harm, suicide, and some sexual themes. If you are sensitive to any of the listed things, this may not be for you. ]|

A legless ghost is hunting him through the fog and his only weapons are bad Japanese, convenience-store candy, and the family secret that brought him to Japan.

A GinJay Fanfiction. Divorced detectives Ginny Natalia and Jayna Angelina are forced to work together on a chilling serial killer case-but the murders mimic their past, the unresolved sparks ignite, and old wounds flare into desire. As secrets, lies, and passion collide, they must navigate deadly danger and rekindle the love they thought was lost-before someone dies. Genre: Sapphic Romance / Thriller / Crime / Drama / Dark Romance

Four sisters wake up one day in Azeroth due to a mysterious other-worldly (with a sense of humor) force......One quickly gains a shady ally who is FAR more trouble than he is worth-and is under the impression that this is a vampire-romance novel in which he is the main character. Another finds herself right outside a pirate's hub. The third wakes up alone on cold marble. And the fourth soon remembers her task.......

Kaira Singh Rajvardhan - the princess of Ajmer. An arrogant, flirty, yet soft-hearted princess. Completely opposite of what she appears to be. Rehan Tripathi - the bodyguard hired to protect the princess after that one incident. But things begin to change when the princess starts falling in love with her own bodyguard. The princess who used to cringe at the very name of love now finds herself falling for him - deeply, lovingly, and unconditionally. Will these two souls finally become one? ✨ . . . . . [STARTED ON : 26 JAN 2026]