Dark-humor Stories

Continuation of ANG MUTYA NG SECTION E BOOK 3 .

[Y/N VILLAIN READER X IZUKU MIDORIYA] 𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝒙 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 --- "You want to save the world, while I want to watch it burn. We're on polarizing sides, set on taking the other down". Y/n L/n has many names, but across Japan's underworld, she is best known as Polterheist... a young opportunistic villain with a phantom quirk who appears without warning, stealing whatever she pleases. Candy to corner stores, weapons from black markets, and classified government files burned purely for her amusement. No target is too small, and no vault too secure. With a quirk that lets her slip through walls, it allowed Polterheist to commit over a thousand heists without ever being caught. She lives how she wants, free, alone, untouchable, and entirely on her own terms. But when Polterheist crosses paths with Tomura Shigaraki and the rising League of Villains, she's offered the ultimate score: help bring down All Might, the Symbol of Peace himself. It would be the kind of power move that would shake the entire world. For Polterheist, it's simple: betray them at the last moment, steal the credit, and cement her legend forever. But everything goes wrong when a recklessly stubborn boy with messy green hair challenges her worldview. And when faced against someone who sees her as more than just a villain, Polterheist's unhinged freedom begins to crack for the first time. 𝑪𝑾𝒔 & 𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑺 This is a slow-burn book! The beginning of this fic will follow the main plot, but the reader's actions will slowly divert the story into an original timeline. It's worth mentioning that this is an AU with slightly tweaked elements that WILL be explained! Keep in mind that this is 𝐧𝐨𝐭 a redemption story. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE'S actions have consequences. Remember this! TAGS: Utilitarian OC Villain (not y/n)/Corrupt HPSC/Hearing Voices/Flashbacks/Idiots in Love/MLA

Warning: I do not own Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Hazbin Hotel, or Helluva Boss. All rights belong to their respective owners. Y/N lived an ordinary life. No magic. No destiny. No grand adventure. That all changed the night four assassins broke into his home. Outnumbered and wounded, he fought with everything he had. Blood stained the floor as the battle raged, but even after defeating his attackers, fate showed him no mercy. Trapped within the burning remains of his own home, Y/N watched the flames consume everything he had ever known. Death should have been the end. Instead, it was only the beginning. Awakening in the depths of Hell, Y/N expected to become just another sinner among countless souls. But something far stranger awaited him. Reborn in the body of the legendary Demon King, Ganondorf, he now possesses unimaginable power in a world ruled by demons, overlords, angels, and endless chaos. As ancient darkness stirs within him and Hell itself begins to take notice, Y/N must decide what kind of king he will become. A conqueror. A tyrant. Or something far worse. For in a realm where monsters thrive and sinners fight for survival, the Triforce of Sin has found its bearer. And Hell may never be the same again.

Nani's older brother ran away from his wedding with the man he loved. The groom left behind was Ohm Athirat, Sky Wongravee's older brother. With hundreds of guests watching and both families furious, the wedding is about to collapse. Then Sky steps forward. "I'll marry Nani." Nani is the younger brother of the runaway groom. Sky is the younger brother of the rejected groom. They were never supposed to end up together. Everyone thought Sky was saving the family's reputation. They were wrong. Sky had already noticed the pretty boy long before that ruined wedding. The soft mouth. The narrow waist. The way Nani's breath caught whenever Sky stood too close. And now? Now Nani would be wearing his ring, sleeping under his roof, and waking up to the man who had been quietly wanting him for far longer than Nani ever realized. But Ohm doesn't accept losing Tee. His wounded pride turns into resentment, then obsession, and finally a dangerous hatred aimed straight at Nani. Sky wants Nani. Ohm wants Tee back. And both brothers are willing to destroy the family to get what they want. Because sometimes the worst thing that can happen to a runaway wedding... is that the wrong brother gets chosen. "𝑩𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅."

What if, for thirty days, you could live the life you always wished you had? A better meal. A beautiful place. Something you always wanted but could never afford. A little more freedom. A little more happiness. For one girl, thirty days is all she has been given. Every day, she wakes to a life that seems almost too perfect-one where ordinary moments become wonderful experiences, small wishes come true, and the things she could only dream about suddenly become reality. But there is something strange about this perfect life. Because somewhere else, another version of her is living the life she actually has. The same girl. The same days. The same memories. Just... different. As the thirty-day trial continues, the line between reality and fantasy begins to blur. What starts as a harmless escape slowly becomes a question she never expected to ask: If the life you dreamed of is only a fantasy, how long can you live in it before reality becomes unbearable? Thirty days. One life. Two versions of the same girl. And when the trial ends... Which one will she choose?

Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Isekai, Magic, Sci-Fi, Shounen, Supernatural Synopsis: An ordinary man in his 20s died trying to save someone, only to end up dead. When he woke up, he found that he had become a girl, a character from the Light Novel he was familiar with. Disclaimer: I do not own the game/story of Honkai: Star Rail and A Certain Magical Index. All credits to the original owners, HoyoVerse and Kamachi Kazuma I also do not own the pictures and illustrations that I will be using in the story. All credits go to the original Artist.

Magic is turning your thoughts into reality - and all things know it. From the humblest farmer to the greatest Nomori, maga flows through daily life as naturally as breathing. For Lucia Delafoga, a member of a bloodline once famed for their firepower, it's the one thing she can't seem to do. Not a single spell to her name at nearly sixteen. The only proof she has of her heritage is a mark on her arm and a letter from her parents, containing a family spell she's never been able to cast. She just wants to prove her bloodline means something. What could possibly get in her way?

a collection of love, loss, longing & everything I never said

Eighteen-year-old Feenix DeSuza has a secret. Inside his hidden terrarium, he's discovered something that could doom his entire colony: Earth's oxygen will run out by winter. But when Feenix tries to warn them, nobody listens. Instead, his colony turns against him, and he's exiled into a world where every breath could be his last. His only hope is the one person he should never trust-a sworn enemy feared as a cannibal fiend. Gidget. Forced to follow her deep into the dead air in pursuit of a mysterious signal, Feenix expects betrayal, bloodshed, and probably to end up as dinner. What he doesn't expect is to discover that there's far more to Gidget than the monster he's been taught to fear. Together they are humanity's last hope. And its final breath.

On Harry Renard's fifty-fifth Birthday he awakes to find that his face has been encased in a black cloud, which he thinks is odd because it had not been there the night before. On inspecting this strange phenomenon, Harry realises that he can just about see out through the dark mist, but his face is completely obscured from the outside. Unsure of what to do but worried that if he is late for work again, on yet another gloomy Monday morning, his juvenile boss Tarquin Stark will finally have a reason to dismiss him. On arriving at the office Harry is surprised to find the cloud has expanded to engulf his whole head, but why does no one else in the office seem to notice? UNDERBELLY [n.] singular The soft underside or abdomen of a mammal. An area vulnerable to attack. A dark, hidden part of society. Trigger Warning, This story contains themes of Bullying, Suicide and Self-harm

Matthew Charter never expected that finding a roommate would turn his life into a nightmare. At first, living with Zade Van Alastair seemed normal. until Zade revealed His dark secret: He was a vampire. They made a deal-Matthew would buy artificial blood for Him, and in return, Zade would not drink His blood. But promises are easily broken. One night, the artificial blood runs out, and Zade loses control. One bite turns into an addiction. Addiction turns into obsession. Trapped in a toxic relationship that drains both His body and soul, Matthew slowly loses himself. Until, in the end, there is only one way to truly escape. !!!TRIGGER WARNING!!! NOT ALLOWED FOR AGES UNDER 14 YEARS OLD - Self Harm - Gore - Violence - Depression

This story opens up a challenge for our main character Xander and this boy he meets, kayden who happens to be gay but in the near future runs into Xander and learns all about him and Xander finds out his feelings for kayden.. And realizes it's okay to be gay and open yourself up. Warnings!! Smut LGBTQ+ DARK ROMANCE MENTION OF ABUSE ABUSE CUSSING MENTION OF DRUG USE I hope you enjoy this story!

in a fantasyland world with modern things welcome to the city of the deck of cards its like a gritty modern day gothic world enjoy : In the Deck of Cards everyone has a card that decides their fate. Vesper Vale's card gave her only four words Curiosity Killed the Cat. When the Queen demands the return of a long lost Jack, Vesper goes searching for answers in the one place no one dares enter the Joker's territory. He's dangerous. She's curious. And neither of them expected to fall in love. But in the Deck of Cards, love is just another game. 🃏🖤 jocker favorite saying: what does a cat do when it's board ? it plays with its food

Whatever your company's problem, the Lucid Group has a solution. Modern. Efficient. Tailored to your needs. And, of course, perfectly legal. Nora Wagner would never have given the company a second thought if one of her articles hadn't been pulled without explanation. So she starts asking questions. A little digging never hurt anyone. Right?

*Master draft* You know how books go through various Revisions until they are ready to be looked into as a independent Story ... this is one What if the story of Matilda and Charlie are actually conected by one snarky burly little girl named Suzie who is a little too bitter at having to defend herself and her little brother from various threats I mean children grow up and what if said little girl had enough sheer audacity from helping put Mrs trunchbull be put in her place to grow up to be the head HR lady in a chocolate factory simply because of family association But the manchild thought she was another woman playing a mama role and humiliated her along with the rest of the workers in the factory and ... it was glossed over with a tall tale And when she puts the creep in his place again ... this time she feels guilty ... Also what the hell would OHSA do if they find out that the strange trolls in the factory were "always workers"

Pierce only wanted a roll of tape from the corner store, but a troublesome woman and a creature of the night follow him home through the snow. Short story, 4700 words.

Want to know how to survive in a world where you're the height of three apples and there are creatures (including your father) who might eat you at any second? Want to know how to stay inside so you don't die and rot in the streets; or worse, get eaten by things that look like your dead grandmother? Do YOU want to learn the rules these people live by? Like never say goodnight. Never make a sound after dark. Me too... I wish I knew how to do that too. Because I'm living it. Right now. So you don't have to! Lucky you! Welcome to my story, where I barely survive to tell the tale! Enjoy!!!!... and send help... please. ━━━━━━━━━⊱⋆⊰━━━━━━━━━ 🥇1st Place - Best First Chapter (Midnight Tales Awards 2026) 🥇1st Place - Best Summary (Nocturne Awards: A Musical Mini Awards) 🥈2nd Place - Best Blurb (The Celestial Awards 2026) 🥈2nd Place - Main Character With Zero Survival Instinct (The Unhinged Awards 2026) 🌟 Most Original Concept (The Starlight Awards 2026) ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ:｡･:*:･ﾟ★

How many people do you know who have died and come back to life? You're about to meet one. My name is Kelly. On the morning of October 3rd, I hit Send on what I thought was just another slightly snarky work email. I never got to see if they replied. The next thing I knew... I woke up restrained to a hospital bed in the ICU. Everyone kept telling me I was a miracle. I had no idea why. This isn't a self-help book. This isn't an inspirational memoir. It's the story of what actually happened... Told by the person who had to wake up and live it. Apparently, I died. This is the part nobody tells you about.

(Contains spoilers for all chapters) [Version A] Kris, for the past 2 days, haven't had their autonomy for quite some time. Their soul had been making choices for them that they'd rather have not been made. However, after the Queen's battle, wake up in the overworld, confused and disorientated, but.... with free will, again? They would be happy, but it's cut short when they realize that what they hoped for came with a strange price. A price that they hope they can get rid of soon before things go awry. ♤♡◇♧ Achievements: #1 in NoelleHoliday #1 in Kris! #1 in KrisDreemurr! Thanks a bunch!