Dark-humor Histoires

Eight years ago, he vanished. Aria moved on-or at least convinced herself she did. She buried her heartbreak under a medical degree and carefully built walls, telling herself the past was done. But the universe clearly had a sense of humor. After a 4:00 AM hospital shift, all she wants is sleep. Instead, she wakes up in the morning ... next to the one man she never expected to see again-Rowan. Same space. Same pillow. Same ache she thought she'd outgrown. Now he's back, quietly undoing everything she spent years piecing together. Every glance feels familiar. Every accidental touch feels louder than it should. Like nothing ever really ended. Like eight years of silence was just a breath held too long. Eight years too late... or maybe just in time to shake a life she thought was finally steady.

Y/N Goldberg was forced to move away from New York thanks to his adoptive brother from another mother, Joe Goldberg, who once saved his life. However, once they're at Los Angeles, he finds out that he's got a lot more in common with his older self than he thinks.

Nevermore Academy, a school for the outcast, the creatures and beings of the world that society would rather keep in the shadows, the ones that are more than they appear and that...is where your story begins. Eyes as blue as the azure sky that is the symbol of the Contractor, but what does that mean? All will be revealed as Wednesday Addams walks through those doors.

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

"Why should I apologise, For being a monster? "Has anyone ever apologised, for turning me into one?" ~ Izuku Midoriya is a perfectly normal boy. Your all friendly, local, quirkless, people pleaser. And he's fed up. The night he aimlessly navigates his way home from yet another beating and is attacked by a raving villain with a thirst for blood, he discovers his love for knives, and the sweet burn of revenge. Heroes? Villains? Pfft. Izuku has one single goal in mind: kill the villain who made him a monster and throw himself off the nearest roof afterwards. The world didn't grant him what he wanted most, so why couldn't it grant him something that disposed of a soul with such insignificance as not to make him equal to others? If that was the case, then why on earth did he ever meet Eka? ~ I apologise for any spelling mistakes. I read over it once but couldn't be bothered to do it again, whoops. It's my first time writing on Wattpad so sorry if it sucks. (Ps, there are quite a few OC's in this. Sorry if that puts you off.) All rights to the picture artists I do not own mha or it's characters, all rights to the owner. ⚠️Sort of on Hiatus at the Moment!⚠️ (I'm still writing just really slowly bc I'm writing and reading a bunch of other stuff at the moment haha)

Read all information about this book before reading. The Ones Who Remain by CorruptedKiller_2009 This is an original story. All Rights Reserved. This book will finish will at a comfortable ten chapters until it's continuation. With this book, the posting schedule is every Monday and Friday. (Warning: This book contains Cursing, Dark Humorish, Violence, possibly ETC) Ages at least 16+ In Birmingham UK, A tragedy occurs, all of a sudden people keep getting sick and infecting others. The train stations and shops start shutting down immediately, many people start leaving to another placement. So, a family is too sick to move and are left to fend for themselves however left alone ill isn't a good start to their situation. Will they survive on their own? Will they escape? Will they keep all their members, or will they perish and become a part of the sickness?

Book One, Crater: After Lilith's mysterious disappearance, Ivy must follow her mother's last instructions, leading her to a bizarre land with new and foreign people. Unbeknownst to her, the people of that land are aware of her eventual arrival. However, they are also wary as they've received a prophecy that Ivy could be the savior of their colony or the one who destroys it. Book Two, Stygian Tower: Still, Zoe is left feeling distracted and distant several months later. Hope is not lost as she receives surprising news that she may(if she plays her cards right) be able to see Ivy again. ---------------------------- Next Up is that one dream we all had when we were kids. When we would leave home in search of adventure and all sorts of creatures in our imaginations ran wild in this world. ----------------------------- I will update this story twice weekly, on Monday and Thursday, now at 12:12pm CST. Criticisms/suggestions are always welcome!

27 Minutes to Eclipse is a darkly gripping tale of twin siblings, Sol and Selene, bound by blood, trauma, and a supernatural curse: every time they both die, the clock rewinds 27 minutes to the moment before the first twin's death. But this gift-or curse-comes at a cost. Memories of each loop stay with them, twisting their perception of time, morality, and each other. As their lives spiral deeper into chaos, the twins navigate the suffocating weight of their codependency, the unspoken secrets that fester between them, and the growing wedge driven by Mia-a steady but unwitting outsider who stumbles into their fractured world.

Sa puso ng isang mundo na puno ng liwanag at dilim, umiikot ang kwento ng kapangyarihan, pagtataksil, at lihim na nagtatago sa bawat sulok ng mundo. Sa ibabaw, nakikita ng lahat ang karangyaan at kaayusan ng Upperworld-ang academy na nagtuturo ng mahika, disiplina, at mga lihim na sining ng elementalist. Ngunit sa ilalim ng mga palasyo, sa ilalim ng mga lansangan at bulubundukin, umiiral ang matagal nang itinago-ang Underworld. Dito umiikot ang mga lihim ng kabangisan, kapangyarihan, at mafia-like na organisasyon. Ang mga sindikato at underground factions ay nagtataglay ng impluwensya na umaabot sa bawat sulok ng kaharian, at sa bawat lihim na transaksyon ay nakataya ang kapalaran ng marami. Mga lihim na hukbo, mga traitor na walang kinatatakutan, at mga nilalang na may kapangyarihang lampas sa normal na imahinasyon ay naglalaban-laban sa dilim, habang ang ordinaryong mundo ay nananabik sa kaayusan. Habang nagsasanib ang Upperworld at Underworld, nagsimula ang isang serye ng pagtataksil, intriga, at lihim na misyon. Mga kaibigan na inaakala mong maaasahan, ay maaaring magtaksil. Mga kaaway na tila wala sa plano, ay may mas malalim na dahilan. At sa pagitan ng lahat ng ito, ang tadhana ng bawat karakter ay nakatali sa iisang linya-isang linya ng kapangyarihan, paghihiganti, at misteryo. Ang Royanadia's Tale ay isang kwento ng pagsubok sa katapangan, paglaban sa sariling takot, at pagtuklas ng mga lihim na maaaring baguhin ang mundo. Isang kwento kung saan ang dilim ay may sariling boses, at ang liwanag ay hindi laging sapat upang litawin ang mga sikreto ng kaharian.

What happens after the moment you weren't supposed to have... but can't forget? She was never meant to be a part of their world. Nora was organized, driven, and disciplined. She built her life on structure and control. Nora always picked the safe path. To her, life had to be predictable. Predictable was safe. Change meant danger. But when two handsome Italian mobsters- or better yet, brothers- drift into her orbit her once peaceful life turmoiled into chaos. And in their world, nothing was safe. Not even her heart.

Adonis Alvaro doesn't do what he's told. The ruthless billionaire built his empire from the ground up; nightclubs, hotels, and a chain of companies that make his family's old money look quaint. When his father announces he's marrying Adonis off to the daughter of a trusted business ally, Adonis laughs in his face. Then he does the one thing guaranteed to burn everything down: He proposes to Alyssa Allessandro instead. Daughter of his family's most hated rival. The girl who's been raised to despise everything the Alvaro name stands for.The one woman in the city who might hate him more than he hates his own bloodline. Alyssa doesn't take orders. Not from her father, not from her family, and definitely not from the arrogant, tattooed billionaire who just cornered her and offered her a ring with a smirk that said this is going to ruin us both. It's supposed to be revenge. A fake marriage to flip off two powerful dynasties and watch them implode. But the moment Alyssa bites out yes just to spite her own father, the game changes. Because Adonis doesn't do anything halfway. And the way he looks at her-like she's already his, makes her wonder how long she can stay defiant before she's the one begging to become his. Dark, reckless, and dangerously addictive.Some marriages are arranged.This one is a declaration of war.

Candice "Candy" Millers is just your ordinary ditzy teen who's just started her own business as a friendly neighborhood babysitter. However, for some strange reason she keeps getting the strangest, creepiest, and most violent kids in her neighborhood, collectively known as the "Terror Tots". With her dorky but paranoid little brother and her signature can-do attitude, Candy is about to find out exactly why the kids are so feared by those around them.

Meet Dawn 😐🖤 🔗😈🧠 and Faye 😋🎀 🌸💥🧠 The human versions of caffeinated raccoons with poor impulse control. Currently monetizing a haunted apartment. Most people run from haunted apartments. Dawn and Faye moved in on purpose. After getting evicted (for reasons that may or may not involve a séance, a fire alarm, and a oujia board), the twins find the perfect place: Room 404, Marlow Apartments. It has a certain reputation... Tenants don't stay. Lights flicker. Walls bleed. Something whispers at exactly 3:17 a.m. The ghosts expect screaming. Panic. Maybe tears. What they get instead is a camera in their face and: "Wait-can you do that again but slower? The lighting was bad." Within days, the haunting is no longer a tragedy. It's content. And when Dawn and Faye launch Ghost Hunters Inc., a paranormal investigation channel that treats actual spirits like mildly inconvenient coworkers, things spiral out of control faster than anyone-living or dead-can handle. Viewer discretion is advised. Not because of the ghosts. But because of the chaotic twins who are determined to turn everything into content and monetization. Could you handle them?

In a world gone mad with bloodlust, can a girl with a fragmented past use her inner monster to save the last human from undying predators? Earth, post-Apocalypse. Prisma longs to understand herself. Two centuries after humanity died, the claustrophobic immortal is grateful she's not driven by the thirst for blood plaguing every other enslaved survivor. But when a boy arrives at her den with a cryptic message about her origins, she fears his existence has made them both a deadly target. As Prisma's violently protective alter-ego gives her remarkable abilities, she and her clueless companion trace a mysterious entity through their decaying city and its virtual twin. But she's horrified to stumble on a vicious conspiracy that sends her split personality into dangerous denial just as a psychotic assassin and a desperate bounty hunter close in for the kill. Can she unearth the secret that will renew their stricken planet's hope? _A Spectre in the Stream_ is the edge-of-your-seat first book in The Slip Saga science fiction fantasy series. If you like gritty characters, violent action, and dark-edged humor, then you'll love Simon Tull's fast-paced adventure. For a free prequel novella to The Slip Saga, visit https://simontull.com

The year is 1993 a year after the boy who lived was brought back into the world of magic and wizardry. However, after the events of the sorcerer's stone occurred, it seems to have strung a web that reined further from London, rather landing into the land of America in a small city. Three teenagers, a photographer, a fighter, and an artist, but as much of an unlikely trio they become from their backgrounds and lives, it only takes a more jurassic turn when they begin to show effects of wild magic. Wizards from all around were wary of what wild magic was and never ventured to the western side of the world, only stationing one wizard per state, covering minimal ground. Therefore they came to a conclusion, what if they were able to harness this wild magic and train people who are one with it? They could be wild magic tame able. But that's easier said than done. Especially when this trio has more secrets than answers for their unusual skills. Even so any and every school that could have in them to send letters to these teens would be the school most known for being able to properly handle wild magic in their own way and at the palm of their hand. Hogwarts was no exception to this prediction. Will they be able to handle the wizarding world or will the wizarding world be able to handle the unknown to their schools?

*ART STYLE IS CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED. A NEW COVER WILL HOPEFULLY COME SOME TIME THIS YEAR* After centuries of being stuck in a cross and a fucking rock, a group of unsuspecting explorers set Halo and Hellfire free. Turns out, those explorers were just "mortal" objects who were apparently trapped in a forest after an accident. After adjusting themselves to the new setting, Halo and Hellfire come up with one final solution to settle an endless debate of which side is better: Heaven or Hell. Their idea WAS...a competition. At first, it would seem random and basically a waste of time for most of other objects. That is until they realize that the winning team would have the chance to either become angels or demons! Which team will end up on top? Which team will utterly fail miserably? And which team will get more character development than everyone else combined? LET'S FUCKING FIND OUT! DISCLAIMERS!: - Swearing (As if you couldn't tell) - Probably shitty comedy - Dark themes (Not really but maybe) - Potentially suggestive stuff (If you can tell, good for you I guess...) - Most likely a lot of other stuff that wouldn't fit in this list Everything is made by me. The characters, drawings, and the ability to outright ruin the lives of these poor things for entertainment. Yeah, it's all me.

25-year-old Grace Avery is a stunning woman working as a detective/investigator. Due to her looks, she often gets sexist remarks from her colleagues, seen only as an object of praise and beauty rather than a fellow detective. Annoyed and frustrated, she goes to an old friend for help and assistance, asking for a partner who doesn't care about her looks and has the brains to work with her, to which she learns that there is a person who could help her, the problem lays in the fact that, that person is the very same man who Grace knew and hated in high school, Basil M. House. Will Grace continue to hate his guts? Is Basil the same man whom Grace knew in High school? And will their relationship change? This is a reimagining of Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Besides being a reimagining, it's also a composite of different mystery stories and movies that I loved, so don't be surprised if some of the cases or puzzles look familiar. Apologies for the grammar mistakes:( Really enjoyed writing this:) This story is also on royal road

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