Dark-humour Stories

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

It's all started when red thread of fate tied them together the more they know each other , the more they get obsessed with eachother But what will happen when he get to know the girl he wants to destroy she's already destroyed , brutally Broken , beyond his imagination Be ready to experience not so ordinary love story of broken soul and beast mafia who find their obsession for eachother , their solace in eachother , who loved each other like there is no tomorrow and who can burn whole world for each other Story about love , past trouma , survival and rescue. Give this story a chance and find out all by yourself ❤️

Eighteen-year-old Feenix DeSuza has a secret. Inside his hidden terrarium, he's discovered something that could doom his entire colony: Earth's oxygen will run out by winter. But when Feenix tries to warn them, nobody listens. Instead, his colony turns against him, and he's exiled into a world where every breath could be his last. His only hope is the one person he should never trust-a sworn enemy feared as a cannibal fiend. Gidget. Forced to follow her deep into the dead air in pursuit of a mysterious signal, Feenix expects betrayal, bloodshed, and probably to end up as dinner. What he doesn't expect is to discover that there's far more to Gidget than the monster he's been taught to fear. Together they are humanity's last hope. And its final breath.

Hyunjin thought he was just another messenger. Working for the infamous Black Rose gang, he knew better than to ask questions. His job was simple: deliver messages, follow orders, and stay out of trouble. Until he wakes up chained in a dark room. The person standing in front of him is Lee Felix-a dangerous criminal wanted by authorities around the world. Felix isn't interested in money. He wants the Black Rose boss. And Hyunjin may be the only person who can get him close enough. Forced into a dangerous game between a criminal mastermind and the organization he works for, Hyunjin has no idea who to trust. Felix promises that Hyunjin is only his leverage. But as secrets begin to surface, Hyunjin starts wondering... What if he was never just a messenger? And why does Felix seem to know so much about him? 🥀 Everyone has secrets. Some secrets are worth killing for. 1-2 chapter made Saturday, August 29, 2026. Chapter 3-4 will be Saturday, September 5, 2026.

Simon life has already been a dumpster fire. Cold, and a boy who is and detached from the world. And who has been walking on his own his whole life. His eyes, though young, hide the weight of countless things that has happened. But, that all ended when decides to send himself, but was found and saved by a unknown organization that found him at his lowest. Now with a new life of being a student at a high school student to being a cold assassin at night. Follow Simon's journey through a world of assassins, and a battle against the thrill of blood being shed, as he fights to find his place in a life that never wanted him..

Pierce only wanted a roll of tape from the corner store, but a troublesome woman and a creature of the night follow him home through the snow. Short story, 4500 words.

James Frederick was born in a city that never sleeps, where fairytales exist. James always had hopes and dreams...types of dreams that, he wished he succeeded. But now he doesn't.... But he quickly learns that the flashy city hides secrets darker than any nightclub. Between becoming a theif to learn things bad people do to becoming a vigilante. So on and, so on. James must navigate a world where the line between friend and foe is as blurred as the city lights at midnight. Even if it's to protect, to save...or to punish.

Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Isekai, Magic, Sci-Fi, Shounen, Supernatural Synopsis: An ordinary man in his 20s died trying to save someone, only to end up dead. When he woke up, he found that he had become a girl, a character from the Light Novel he was familiar with. Disclaimer: I do not own the game/story of Honkai: Star Rail and A Certain Magical Index. All credits to the original owners, HoyoVerse and Kamachi Kazuma I also do not own the pictures and illustrations that I will be using in the story. All credits go to the original Artist.

⚠️graphic suicide details will be included in the beginning, proceed with caution and know that this story is meant to be there for you, hold your hands and raise awareness⚠️ Completed. *** 'ALL IT TAKES IS SLIT WRISTS, THEN THERE'S NO WAY OUT' *** Roseline hates what has become of herself. Dumped by her boyfriend. Divorcing parents. Bullied in her school. Overshadowed by her siblings. Terrible grades. All which translated to an uncertain, gloomy future. She wants out. And she thinks she gets it once she realizes that the blood running through her veins is all that links her to the cruel world. She slits her wrists and all that follows makes her realize that this wasn't the out she was looking for. She's petrified when she realizes that she isn't really dead (at least not spiritually, as she likes to think) and is watching the consequences of her action unfold in front of her. Awful secrets are revealed and masks fall as Roseline fights her way through, asking herself the same question 'every day'- Will I find a way out out of my way out? Or will I be trapped here? Forever? ***

Too disabled to be allowed to be depressed. Too depressed to allow himself to live. Aaron made a choice a long time ago, counting down the days. Life just keeps happening. He won't let it ruin his plans. . Depictions of mental illness, suicidality, domestic and sexual violence. Written with care, but not with comfort. Go at your own pace.

THE BROTHERS OF MAYHEM A Marvel Fanfiction Wade Wilson and Max Wilson were once just two brothers trying to live a peaceful life. But after a horrifying tragedy destroys their family, everything changes forever. Years later, Wade becomes the unpredictable and chaotic Deadpool, while Max transforms into the ruthless Punisher. Though separated by pain and anger, fate brings them back together when a dangerous conspiracy begins threatening the world itself. As mysterious experiments, deadly organizations, and powerful enemies rise from the shadows, the brothers are forced into a violent journey filled with betrayal, emotional scars, explosive battles, and dark secrets connected to their past. Along the way, they encounter powerful figures like Blade, Colossus, Human Torch, and even Ghost Rider. But the greatest danger may not be the monsters they fight... it may be the darkness growing inside themselves. Packed with brutal action, emotional moments, dark comedy, multiversal chaos, and classic Deadpool madness, The Brothers of Mayhem is a cinematic Marvel-style adventure about revenge, brotherhood, loss, and redemption. Two brothers. One war. Infinite chaos. "Less chit-chat... more boom."

Welcome to Volume 2 of **REINCARNATED MEMORIES**! In this new volume, you'll get to know our protagonists much better, who in Volume 1 weren't able to show their full potential due to the events of the story. From here on out, the adventures will be bigger, the enemies more dangerous, and every decision will have consequences that could change the fate of the world. So get comfortable, get ready for what's coming... **Welcome to Volume 2.**

The Deveau triplets step into Azeroth's brewing storm........ Phoenix, armed with dangerous secrets and a growing messiah complex, knowingly drags her sisters to Theramore - one of Azeroth's coming tragedies - as Queen Azshara's arcane core grows stronger inside her and drains her with it........ Cassandra's steel sharpens with every crack in her trust of her sister, her unanswered letters to Flynn carving a deeper wound - leading her life to an irrevocable change........ Belinda, ever the quiet one, begins to awaken a power that could rival even Phoenix's........ And as spies circle from every shadow, Nyxxeldra's forces swell by the day. The war over Pandaria is coming. And so is the Hour of Midnight........ This is Volume Two of a five-volume story-one continuous narrative, divided for readability.

Wednesday x Enid's Fraternal Twin Sister

Elara Vale has spent her life knowing one truth: never trust a Drake. Lucian Drake has spent his life knowing the feeling is mutual. But when a dangerous encounter in the forest forces them together, their magic reacts in a way neither of them can explain-and suddenly, the hatred between their bloodlines begins to feel like the least dangerous thing standing between them. Secrets buried for generations start clawing their way to the surface. Memories don't add up. Old wounds refuse to stay buried. And the closer Elara gets to the truth, the more she begins to question everything she was taught about her family, her magic... and the man she is supposed to hate. Because some enemies are made. Some are chosen. And some were never sworn enemies at all.

[Idk my guy maybe one day we're going off vibes. 🗿]

A darkly funny coming-of-age story about a woman who spends her life breaking bones, hearts, furniture and probably several laws of common sense. Between questionable relationships, disastrous decisions, unexpected love, wild animals, hospitals, family chaos and enough bad luck to qualify as a supernatural curse, she somehow manages to grow up. Unfortunately, nobody ever said she had to do it gracefully.

What happens after the moment you weren't supposed to have... but can't forget? She was never meant to be a part of their world. Nora was organized, driven, and disciplined. She built her life on structure and control. Nora always picked the safe path. To her, life had to be predictable. Predictable was safe. Change meant danger. But when two handsome Italian mobsters- or better yet, brothers- drift into her orbit her once peaceful life turmoiled into chaos. And in their world, nothing was safe. Not even her heart.

25-year-old Grace Avery is a stunning woman working as a detective/investigator. Due to her looks, she often gets sexist remarks from her colleagues, seen only as an object of praise and beauty rather than a fellow detective. Annoyed and frustrated, she goes to an old friend for help and assistance, asking for a partner who doesn't care about her looks and has the brains to work with her, to which she learns that there is a person who could help her, the problem lays in the fact that, that person is the very same man who Grace knew and hated in high school, Basil M. House. Will Grace continue to hate his guts? Is Basil the same man whom Grace knew in High school? And will their relationship change? This is a reimagining of Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Besides being a reimagining, it's also a composite of different mystery stories and movies that I loved, so don't be surprised if some of the cases or puzzles look familiar. Apologies for the grammar mistakes:( Really enjoyed writing this:) This story is also on royal road

Humans... always trying to speedrun their downfall. They tore the world apart, then acted shocked when there was nothing left. The apocalypse came and went. No glory in it. Just ash, blood, and fools dying confused. Then they rebuilt it. Because they never learn. Now the world stands again, but, you know... it's real dodgy. Yeah. It's dark. Rotten from the inside. Evil... everywhere. Real dick for brains, motherfuckers running around doing heinous things. Real bottom-tier pieces of human shit. Not hidden either. It walks openly, smiling. But even rot knows fear, and there's a dude that scares the absolute fuck out of every last one of those sadistic bastards. Abram Karasu. If that psychopath decides you're on the menu, your fate was signed, sealed, and notarized before you even heard his footsteps. So don't embarrass yourself by begging. Seriously. It doesn't make him merciful... it just pisses him the fuck off. He doesn't give speeches. He gives brutal honesty. And every lesson comes delivered with all the warmth of a goddamn kunai straight to the face. The guilty know him for the way he kills. Slow when it needs to be slow. Painful when pain is deserved. Accurate. Unmoved. Brutal. He tears evil apart piece by piece, making sure nothing crawls back afterward. No loose ends. No second chances. When retribution moves through him, doors don't matter. Walls don't matter. Your just fucked. Still... he isn't devoid of emotion. God, no. Don't get that twisted. Under all that carnage and maniacal euphoria, there's a normal guy who's just trying to live his fucking life. He's a rare kind of person. Hard to find. The innocent see it. A hand offered. Protection given without a word. He's no hero. Heroes care about being seen. Karasu is just a guy with insane power that chose to use it to do remarkable shit. People say his methods are... Unorthodox. Yeah, that's the word...