Dark-humour Stories

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

"A sister? Such a bothersome word" "Oi,what's up with her? is she mentally ill?" "she has too much energy to waste on. Such a troublemaker"...

Lorena Vile's last name is an understatement. She is wanted by the most powerful empire on the planet. Everyone knows her real name but she's too clever for any arrest a...

Boys of Elmwood (Book 1) Every mask hides a secret and this one shielded the haunted eyes of a man who'd seen too much, too young. I played my role in the dummy site of...

New cover is courtesy of the wonderful @Aikon_MJ5 Apparently this story has been"Hand picked by Wattpad ambassadors for top 3 Netflix stories" ?!?! I didn't g...

In which Konoha's beloved jinchūriki finds herself in an odd new world with only Kurama by her side. He insists bijū bombs are the only way to fix this issue. OP charact...

*MERMAN ROMANCE* Moving from the warm beaches of Oahu to the rocky shores of Monterey, California was supposed to be a fresh start for college graduate Leilani Ono. Howe...

Noah Matthew has personal problems with family and goes to therapy to attend those issues. Hockey has been his outlet since he was a young child. Him and his hockey te...

Elizabeth Gilbert, the twin of Elena Gilbert, discovers she's the last of her kind and one of the most powerful species. Soon after Klaus Mikealson comes to mystic fall...

Book One of the Adler series ** St. Sinclair, the illustrious academy honoured nationwide as a catalyst for the intellectually gifted youth. Though in reality, its serve...

Skye Red was born into her family's mafia which just so happens to be the most powerful mafia. She is not a girl to mess with, she's fiery, flirty and most of all fierc...

Enid Sinclair x Fem!Reader x Wednesday Addams A curse. That's what Wednesday felt like to Y/n. A curse that she never wanted to get rid of. A deadly curse that hurt, bur...

DSO Agent Leona Kennedy is assigned to a critical mission alongside Y/n, a mysterious individual personally trusted by the president. Though reluctant at first, Leona so...

Dr. Dhiraj Tripathi used to fix broken bones. Now, he creates masterpieces of a different kind. He sculpts smiles, you see. But his patients don't always appreciate the...

"𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝑳𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒂. 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒔 𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕...

Naruto (various) x suicidal! Gn! Reader (Warning: deep topics like suicide (duh)) Okay... so you die. And you find yourself in Naruto. Pretty simple, yeah? But you want...

The Adventures of Brady & Boomer continues in Kinkow along with Michelle & Maybelle; this time they have to face a evil villain in island that is powerful than any other...

Being neurodivergent, maybe, kind-of queer (she doesn't know yet), and adopted without a single other girl in her house, fifteen year old Star has enough problems on he...

These powerful sayings; "From trash to treasure" and "Be careful what you wish for" collides as we dive into a wildly nostalgic and futuristic world...

Stories of a school for assassins.