Dark-humour Stories

Femreader x ??(girls) A half Filipino girl who didn't expect to be reincarnated in ʷᵉᵈⁿᵉˢᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵈᵈᵃᵐˢ that she always watched in bilibili apps. What will happened if she meet them personally? How she will react? --- 📜✒️☕ COPYRIGHT 📜✨☕✒️ - All rights reserved to Tim Burton, and the writers/directors of Wednesday Addams Movie. I only own the characters of (Y/n), oc's and some of my writings.✒️ (Y/n) - your name (Y/s/n) - your second name WARNING ⚠️ • Not all pictures are mine. They are from Pinterest. • Grammatical error • Gore/Bloodshed • CRINGE • Swearing • Dark Humor • Lesbian(s) • Slow update

Renee, a 19-year-old college student, really cares for and loves a boy who's only 11. She has been caretaking him for months now. She is his neighbor, and also his caretaker/babysitter. His mom hired her to take care of James since she works late at night. It's been months, actually. Renee and James have grown closer than ever. their relationship has grown into something else. (Another alt title: She fell in love with a young boy)

"𝑵𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝒘𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆."

I was born a prince. Which is hilarious-because I'm also the biggest disappointment in vampire history. In the Phantom Dimension, every vampire waits for the Depinox Period- (aka vampire puberty )the glorious moment when wings rip out, fangs descend, and power floods your veins. Royal families throw parties. Legends are born. When mine came? Nothing. No wings. No powers. No dramatic glow-up. Not even a one tiny fang. I stayed the same. Same height. Same face. Same useless body. Turns out I wasn't a late bloomer-I was a lampir. A failed vampire who would never transform. The L.A.K. (Lampir Assassination Knights) exist for one reason: to erase lampirs like me. There's only one loophole in their merciless law(which is stupid as it sounds):-if a human who hates vampires agrees to keep you, your life is spared. Ridiculous rule. Impossible odds. Until someone actually said yes. Aunt Louise. Human. Brave. Slightly insane. And completely unaware of the chaos she just adopted. Now I'm being ripped from everything I know and sent to Earth-specifically Marble City, a place full of humans, secrets, and zero tolerance for creatures like me. To vampires, I'm a disgrace. To humans, I'm a freak. I don't belong in either world. Between high school drama and the terrifying new normal of human life, I must hide what I am. But in a city of millions, the most dangerous secret of all is my own. Can a prince with no crown, no fangs, and no future ever find where he belongs?

Ever wonder what it's like to grow up with six overprotective brothers who also happen to be mafia kingpins? It's as crazy ,l know My brothers run this city. They're dangerous, powerful, and feared by everyone. But to me? They're the guys who argue over who gets to push my stroller. My bodyguards are more scared of my temper tantrums than actual gang wars. Our family dinners involve more talk about hitmen than homework, and my bedroom has better security than any bank vault. They'd kill for me. They'd die for me. But can these ruthless criminals survive my terrible twos ... and my moody teenage hormones? This is my whole life story as a mafia princess. Consider this your disclaimer: Violence and gore : Moderate S*x and nudity : None Terrifying scenes : Depends on the reader but moderate l guess Profanity : Censored. Toxic themes : Sometimes but not all the times. TOODLES 😚

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿? ✧ Aidan Romano and Aranya Shaktawat have known each other for seven years. They know each other's weak spots. They know exactly where it hurts. They know how to destroy each other without ever raising their voices. They hate that. They hate that the world thinks they're in love. Their engagement is fake. Their marriage contract is real. Whatever is growing between them was never planned. To the world, they are flawless, a power couple made for headlines. In reality, they are two predators trapped in the same cage, pretending to be lovers while someone in the dark waits for the perfect moment to break them. This was never meant to be a love story. But when control starts to feel like need, when hatred begins to taste like hunger, when walking away hurts more than staying One question remains- will it end in love, or in blood?

Sa lugar kung saan gumuho ang ekonomiya ng bansang dating tinatawag na Pilipinas ngayon ay kilala na ito bilang Phamicca kung saan lumaganap ang pag-usbong ng mga demonyong naghahanap ng kanilang makakapitang katawan sa loob ng mahigit tatlong daang taon. Nagmula ito sa grupong tinatawag na Reaper Cult na taga-ibang lugar dahil sa kanilang nais na masakop ang bawat bansa gamit ang paraang paggamit ng itim na mahika na ayon sa aklat ni Enoke. Dahil sa kanilang matagumpay na pag-iekspermento nakagawa sila ng mga nilalang na tinatawag na 'Parasite Demon' isang makapangyarihang nilalang na may kakayahang pumatay ng kahit sino ngunit nagkakaroon lamang ito ng presensya sa mundo kung mayroon itong kinakapitang katawan na tinatawag na 'Demon's Host'. Ngunit sa pagpasok ng makabagong panahon kung saan ang kasalukuyan tila naging kuwento na lamang ang tungkol rito. Nasanay na ang mga tao at natuto na rin silang maka-adapt sa mundong permanenteng binago ng mga 'Parasite Demons'. At sinong mag-aakalang ang ordinaryong babaeng katulad ko ang mapipiling maging isang host ng isa sa kanila? Ito na ba ang simula ng pagbabago ng buhay ko bilang isang 'demon's host'? ___ The Demon Eater: Eve (Book 1) Starrywriter_Witch copyright 2025

business rivals jeon jungkook x kim y/n story where two business rivals turn into something far more dangerous than lovers . they were never meant to fall for each other. rivals. opposites. trapped in a game where the first to slip loses everything. jeon jungkook-cocky, ruthless, untouchably good at what he does. and her-his only equal, his favorite fight, his worst distraction. they push, they pull, they burn. one moment they're ready to tear each other apart. the next-they're one breath away from giving in. but feelings don't fit into carefully drawn battle lines. and when confessions start to sound like threats, and touches feel like betrayal... the question isn't just will they fall- It's what will it cost them if they do ? ; slow burn ; business rivalry ; heavy angst

In the Yellow Lands (Asia), a young woman, very respected and feared due to her reputation, gets kidnapped by hired bandits to get sold out to the royal palace, not knowing that it would give open doors to a new fate, destiny and life. Follow the life of Amethyst OwlHeart Orchids, young woman of big talents, knowledge... and cruelties. ((Attention!!! The story is in a completely fictional world, which means that the costumes and cultures that appear in the story are almost completely made up by me. Almost, because only 30 to 40 percent of the cultures in the book are based on the in real life cultures of the countries that will be presented in the story. I warned you!!!))

Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife he expected, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. But something's off. He's now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre LitRPG framework that tracks his XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and scaring up mischief. His best friend Miles is now stuck dealing with Portland's magical underbelly. Soul harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape shop warlocks, and a growing glitch in reality that's swallowing ghosts like corrupted save files. He might be dead, but the game isn't over. It's just getting weird and Lex isn't the only ghost on the leaderboard.

He doesn't talk. He doesn't boast. He doesn't need to. In a city that never sleeps, shadows move on their own. And sometimes... they're alive. Caleb. That's all anyone calls him. Some say he's a ghost. Others call him Mr. Dishwasher At thirteen, he's seen more than most will in a lifetime. Thief, fugitive, shadow in the dark... Caleb lives by one rule: if it's not his business, it's not his problem. But if he's in for a cleaning. He's different. Some nights he saves lives. Other nights... he leaves a trail of broken walls, broken people, and whispered rumors of a boy who shouldn't exist. And then there's the Shift. A power he doesn't explain, doesn't flaunt. Blink, and he's gone. Blink again... and he's already behind you. Caleb doesn't care who people are. He doesn't care what they want. He cares about survival. And in his world, mercy doesn't always win. . . . . . . . Or does it?

25-year-old Grace Avery is a stunning woman working as a detective/investigator. Due to her looks, she often gets sexist remarks from her colleagues, seen only as an object of praise and beauty rather than a fellow detective. Annoyed and frustrated, she goes to an old friend for help and assistance, asking for a partner who doesn't care about her looks and has the brains to work with her, to which she learns that there is a person who could help her, the problem lays in the fact that, that person is the very same man who Grace knew and hated in high school, Basil M. House. Will Grace continue to hate his guts? Is Basil the same man whom Grace knew in High school? And will their relationship change? This is a reimagining of Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Besides being a reimagining, it's also a composite of different mystery stories and movies that I loved, so don't be surprised if some of the cases or puzzles look familiar. Apologies for the grammar mistakes:( Really enjoyed writing this:) This story is also on royal road

(Contains spoilers for all chapters) [Version A] Kris, for the past 2 days, haven't had their autonomy for quite some time. Their soul had been making choices for them that they'd rather have not been made. However, after the Queen's battle, wake up in the overworld, confused and disorientated, but.... with free will, again? They would be happy, but it's cut short when they realize that what they hoped for came with a strange price. A price that they hope they can get rid of soon before things go awry.

(Ogata x reader) I was living my best life. As the wealthy daughter of a tailor specializing in western styles. Novels, mischief, and entertainment were on my mind. My father always had a hard time with my twin and me. He thought of us as degenerates. We were. Money, power, sleeping and not an ounce of ambition to work. One day, however, my brother must have taken a dick too many that broke the scale. Cause my father snapped. Next moment, I'm an identity theft victim. Forcefully enlisted. And my brother is busy seducing my husband. A bloody nose is my warm welcome into the new life. Petty, I wipe my blood. Ready for revenge. But revenge isn't easy when you piss off the wrong people. And I did a lot of pissing. TLDR: Through unfortunate circumstances, you find yourself in the army snuffing out traitors. Twists, tension, and betrayal! Yippee (Doing the rewrite of my life currently. First two chapters are done. I'd advise to only read till there. Until I've updated the next. Working hard and planning to update every few days💪)

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

(A dark horror-romance retelling of the Hades and Persephone myth) Jade Salvador isn't your typical dissatisfied, burnt-out twenty-something-year-old. Crushed by the weight of her family's name and high expectations, she finds herself working a dead-end job, hoping for something more out of life. One day, she makes the drastic decision to start catfishing would-be predators online, posing as a teenager and exposing their crimes. But when Jade meets Percy Belrose, a man who's also searching for the same purpose in his life, things get messy fast. As sparks begin to fly and bodies begin to pile up, Jade soon finds out that killing is the easy part. It's falling in love that might be the death of her.

Ideal Employee? Sure. Until the world discovers that perfection comes at a price, and the guy smiling in the office might be more than just an ordinary employee.

David Frederick was born in a city that never sleeps, where lights flicker to the beat of Vale. David always had hopes and dreams...types of dreams that, he wished he succeeded. But now he doesn't. But even in a world where pop stars rule and cameras follow every move, and he quickly learns that the flashy city hides secrets darker than any nightclub. Between chasing corporate conspiracies, dodging rival hackers, and keeping his own moral code intact. David must navigate a world where the line between friend and foe is as blurred as the city lights at midnight. Even if it's to protect, to save...or to punish.

A raw travel story about ego, excess, loss, and survival. From a mushroom-fueled night in Pai to being broke, barefoot, and paranoid in Bangkok, this piece follows a young traveler spiraling through chaos, humiliation, and dark humor - and somehow making it out with nothing but a passport and a story worth telling.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?