Darkcomedy Stories

In Hell, your soul is the only currency that matters. It is bought, sold, traded, and shackled by Overlords who hoard power for eternity. But eternity is a long time to be wrong. You are Y/N, a Sinner with a talent that shouldn't exist: you can shatter Soul Contracts. You are the "Nullifier," a ghost in the system that the Overlords fear and the desperate pray for. But breaking the rules of Hell comes with a price. After a chance encounter with the Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar, you find yourself seeking refuge at the Hazbin Hotel. But your past isn't letting you go that easily. The TV Overlord, Vox, has placed a bounty on your head, and he's hired the best (and loudest) hitmen in the ring to collect it: I.M.P. Caught between a chaotic redemption arc, a team of assassin imps, and the dangerous affections of Hell's most powerful women, you'll have to fight to keep your soul-and maybe steal a few hearts along the way.

Eleanor Voss's life is the rhythmic lurch between briefings and after-hours triage. She can make a joke sound like policy, a denial sound like comfort - but the jokes stop landing when the President declares "Economic Independence Day," orders money redesigned with his portrait, and decides the calendar needs a thirteenth month. Each morning she wakes to a new small catastrophe and a pile of color-coded folders that must be made to mean something. With dark humor and an unblinking eye for the machinery behind headlines, this novel follows Eleanor as she trades good faith for survival, allies for alliances, and sleep for contingency statements. The West Wing's cast - an iron-general, a crooked fixer, a constitutional scholar who keeps trying to stitch the country back together - are both comic and tragic. As the spin tightens, Eleanor must ask: how far will she go to save a nation that no longer recognizes itself? Funny, sharp, and humane, this is a story about the absurdity of power and the people who stand between spectacle and ruin.

When a chemical disaster turns people into bloodthirsty zombies, chaos erupts. But for one girl, it's just another day until she's dragged into a mansion by a stranger who might just be her ticket to survival.

When you said you wanted a more interesting life, you meant it as in not having to work a grueling customer service job in a seedy gas station and having the energy to go outside your crappy apartment more often, and maybe even living life out on the road. Not having a sparkly, frilly manchild obsessed with you that can also blast building-sized monsters into a pile of ash with his equally glittery wand. But let's start from the beginning, shall we? You. Yes, you. You were nothing more but another post-graduate with a degree somewhere in your depressing hovel and no job prospects outside of being a cashier at a gas station. It was the only place that actually responded to your desperation for a job. When a familiar face appears during one of your many grueling shifts, you find that through no fault of your own, that you've become a magnet for all kinds of even weirder (and even blood-pressure rising) characters and unknowingly playing a far larger role than getting yelled at over scratchers.

"A young girl was rejected by the world even by her own family, simply because she was different. Until she ended up in the forest where her life would change..." 14 rating btw

Surrounded by filth inside of a dumpster, you find yourself trapped and held captive by a deranged homeless girl who is, in love with you? Tied and gagged in such a dirty and revolting place, no one would even dare to come across and help you. Which is why you are left with just yourself to survive against the girl who've kept you hidden inside a pile of garbage.

Sa gitna ng isang liblib na balete tree sa Pilipinas, may mga kwentong matagal nang kinatatakutan ng mga tao-mga multo, mga nilalang sa dilim, at mga alamat na paulit-ulit na binubulong sa mga takot na bata. Pero sa likod ng lahat ng iyon, may katotohanang walang nagsasabi. Hindi sila nakakatakot. Pagod sila. Isang White Lady na na-assign sa maling puno at hindi pa rin alam kung paano siya napunta roon. Isang Kapre na matagal nang nakaupo sa parehong sanga, higit pa sa buhay ng mga taong natatakot sa kanya. Isang Tikbalang na hindi sigurado kung siya ba ay alamat, pagkakamali, o identity crisis na nagkatawang nilalang. Sa pagitan ng mga dumadaang turista, nagvi-video na bata, at mga usap-usapang urban legend, unti-unting mabubuo ang isang lihim na hindi dapat nalalaman ng mundo: Ang mga "nakakatakot" na nilalang sa balete tree ay hindi pala mga halimaw. Sila ay mga nilalang din na naghahanap ng pahinga, pagkakakilanlan, at katahimikan sa mundong matagal nang ginawang alamat ang kanilang pagod. At sa bawat liham na kanilang isinusulat, unti-unting mababago ang tanong ng lahat: Ano ba talaga ang mas nakakatakot-ang mga multo... o ang mga kwentong ginawa tungkol sa kanila?

Three lives ended on the same night - but death was only the beginning. On her 29th birthday, Sharvi never imagined her celebration would turn fatal. Her best friend Ishika, crushed by relentless criticism and spiraling depression, makes a desperate decision that ends in tragedy. Guilt drives Ishika to jump from the apartment... unknowingly taking a stranger, Isha, down with her. But instead of oblivion, the three girls wake up inside a novel. A novel written by Ishika herself. Now trapped within fiction, their roles are cruelly assigned - Ishika becomes Mishika, the story's destined heroine. Isha awakens as Myra, a character never meant to exist. And Sharvi is reborn as Aarvi, a forgotten side character bound for irrelevance. With memories of their real lives intact, they soon realize the world around them follows a fixed storyline - one filled with suffering, loss, and inevitable endings. But what happens when characters become aware of their fate? Can broken girls rewrite a story already written... or will destiny claim them again? A haunting yet hopeful journey of guilt, friendship, healing, and the courage to break the paths chosen for us. Read it now to know more. And plz vote, comment and follow... We authors work hard to write the stories...

Twenty-four objects. One mysterious host. A prize no one understands. When Cup finds a rain-soaked flyer for a reality show called Battle For Absolutely What, he expects nothing but disappointment. Instead, he's dragged into a brutal competition where losing means more than just going home - it means being erased entirely. With a cracked glaze and no allies, Cup must survive the whims of the all-powerful Yin Yang and figure out what "Absolutely What" even means... before he becomes the next to disappear...

A dying town launches a rebranding campaign that no one seems to be running. The billboards appear overnight. The slogans don't explain themselves. A diner waitress says nobody puts them up, and nobody takes them down. A couple arrives expecting ironic tourism and finds something closer to a live experiment. Beauchêne doesn't ask visitors to believe anything. It only asks them to stay. To notice. To participate. What begins as small-town decay becomes a slow, sideways unraveling... murals that feel instructional, civic programs that behave like dares, and a town that seems increasingly aware of the people passing through it. A surreal, slow-burn satire about American decline, anti-branding, and the strange comfort of entropy. Meaning doesn't collapse here. It rebrands. Entropy is a vibe. Decline tastes like caramel. Welcome to Beauchêne. You're here now.

The Altamira Obsession Mature | Psycho-Thriller | Dark Twisted Romance | Dark Comedy | Blood & Gore | Elite | Forced Marriage Anica has always known Lucien Altamira as the quiet, dependable boy from her childhood-the one who grew up to become the untouchable CEO of Altamira Corporation. Bound by a promise between families, she is expected to marry him in two years. To ease her into the arrangement, Lucien proposes something simple: date him first. Get to know him. Learn to love him. And Anica tries. Because the man in front of her is everything a woman could want-gentle, attentive, impossibly perfect. He remembers the smallest details, anticipates her needs, and looks at her like she's the only thing that matters in his world. But perfection is a carefully constructed lie. Behind Lucien's warm smiles lies a man carved from darkness-a cold, calculating psychopath who rules an unseen empire where power is absolute and mercy does not exist. In that world, he is not just feared-he is worshipped. A god in the underworld. A monster dressed in elegance. And Anica? She is his obsession. Every step of her life has been orchestrated. Every decision, every coincidence-planned. Even her parents' blessing was never fate... it was strategy. As their wedding draws near, the lines between love and control begin to blur. And when the truth finally surfaces, Anica is forced to confront a terrifying reality: She was never meant to fall in love with Lucien Altamira. She was meant to belong to him.

"Recuerda que de la conducta de uno depende del destino de todos." en un universo muy diferente al nuestro. mucha de la tecnología así como todo tiene otro aspecto. así como las armas y muchas cosas más que tengan que ver con la guerra. casi todo parece tener el mismo aspecto de la primera y segunda guerra mundial. sin embargo tienen el mismo poder de fuego que muchas de las armas actuales así como la más alta tecnología. sin embargo, hay soldados en una guerra que están al borde de la próxima guerra mundial en ese universo. siendo está la quinta guerra mundial. pero solo las acciones de muchas de las almas que pelearán en esta batalla harán que la guerra siga un rumbo diferente. o que sea la guerra. sin importar las vidas así como las sonrisas y las almas que sean arrebatadas.

The actual movie Willy wonka and the chocolate factory was the prequel just switch out the second Hand for a woman named Susan Carmen ...I think it's funny she's called Scarlet on the Internet... the first installment was strawberry milkshake this one is the last in the trilogy It's just the Devine comedy meets as above so below

This is a Anti-NTR Story about Hiroki from Kokujin. Enjoy

A deeply unqualified, anxiety-ridden parolee accidentally gets mistaken for a professional hitman-and instead of correcting the mistake, he plays along... because it pays better than his job search. Now he has to fake his way through the criminal underworld without getting exposed, killed, or worse-actually having to hurt someone.

Some frequencies are meant to remain dead air. It is October 1998, and Arlo Banks is suffocating in a purgatory of yellowed plastic, stale marijuana smoke, and the claustrophobic sub-basements of Channel 8. As a night-shift archival assistant and a functional burnout, Arlo escapes his mundane reality by abusing heavy strains of marijuana and diving deep into early internet lore and urban legends. When his passive-aggressive manager writes him up for unauthorized napping, Arlo retaliates by raiding a condemned sub-basement and stealing a sealed box of VHS tapes. He hopes to unearth a profitable piece of lost media to boost his reputation on the message boards. Instead, he brings home a biological puppet. The tapes contain The Happy Hollows, a rumored "Holy Grail" of lost media. But the broadcast does not stay on the screen. The footage begins to mimic Arlo's reality on a delay-a delay that is rapidly shortening. Arlo initially relies on the "Stoner Defense," rationalizing the bizarre events as weed-induced paranoia, hallucinations, or an elaborate prank. But the physical world begins to rot. His environment mutates into a tactile nightmare of "Damp Plush". Glass softens into gelatin , blood thickens into strawberry preserves , and human flesh takes on the texture of distressed velvet. Hunted through infinitely stretching hallways by a towering mascot named Uncle Corduroy and a swarm of Clay-Kin, Arlo must navigate the collapsing boundary between reality and the broadcast. He has to sever the signal before the frequency overtakes him entirely, transforming his own anatomy into polyester stuffing and rusted wire.

Phase 1 was about stolen glances, soft confessions, heart-fluttering moments, and a love that felt like destiny. But love stories aren't always written in sunshine. Phase 2 of Stumped With You dives into the storm no one saw coming. What happens when the same love that once felt like home starts feeling like a battlefield? When misunderstandings grow louder than confessions? When jealousy burns deeper than trust? This phase is not about cute banters and butterflies anymore. It is about shattered promises, painful silences, ego clashes, and hearts breaking while pretending to stay strong. He loves her. She loves him. But love alone isn't always enough. Between fame, insecurities, possessiveness, and unspoken fears, their story takes a darker turn. Jealousy turns into anger. Anger turns into hatred. And hatred slowly begins to blur into a dangerous, obsessive kind of love. This is where romance becomes intense. Where emotions are raw. Where love is no longer soft... but dark. Will they fight the world again? Or will they end up fighting each other? Because sometimes, the hardest battles aren't on the field... They're in the heart.

Welcome to Gardenview Education Center and Museum! Most of the lights are off and the toons are back in their rooms, resting from a hard day of gathering tapes and working on extraction machines. Yet for one purple music box toon the night shift has just barely begun. This story is a Dandy's World AU. The character's personalities and physical appearances can and will differ from their canon counterparts. Just be sure not to get too attached to these toons. Updates: Complete Chapter Cover artworks done by PBs_Corner CW/TW: There are major character deaths and some light gore and other things like strangling and the like. I will add a note at warning what lines to skip if anything could be potentially triggering.

They call him a failure. Prince Kael Vanthel-the unwanted son of the king. Feared by the people. Hated by his own blood. A name whispered with distrust... or disgust. Perfect. Because while they watch the throne... he controls everything behind it. In a world ruled by fate, monsters, and hidden forces, Kael was never meant to matter. Just a background figure in a story already written. But Kael doesn't follow stories. He rewrites them. Behind the scenes, he moves through many faces- a prince they fear, a shadow in the dark, a fool who laughs at the world, a ruler no one sees... and a ruin that ends everything. As chaos spreads and unseen forces begin to stir, even the world itself starts to crack under the weight of his actions. And at the center of it all- a girl who was never meant to belong, yet may be the key to everything he is trying to control. Let them underestimate him. Because by the time they understand the truth... it will already be too late.