Darkcomedy Stories

I died and I lived. And I died. Again. What else? Dami niyong alam. Basahin niyo na lang puro kayo premise. Don't judge a book by its wordings nga diba?! Basta may stalker ako tapos nadeads. Ayun, parang kasalanan ko pa nga. Psh!

When fifteen year old Ramona is sentenced to marry a man with a dreadfully embarrassing hobby, she bravely ventures out on her own and immediately gets kidnapped by pirates. She is sold as an indentured servant to a wealthy family. That is where she meets another girl who is also down on her luck. They help each other escape, and sparks fly between them as they embrace the freedom they never before thought was possible. This romance/drama/comedy is inspired by Romeo and Juliet as well as my favorite fairytale movies. #lesbian #gxg #queer #wlw #lgbt #romance #comedy #adventure #romanticcomedy #romeoandjuliet #happyending #happilyeverafter

The Raven Family Diary follows the everyday lives of an unusual ghost family living in the World of Death-the unseen, metaphysical counterpart of the living world. Here, memories are bought and sold, dreams are stored in banks, names sleep inside forgotten libraries, mirrors can go on strike, and every morning begins with a fresh issue of the Newspaper of Endings. The Raven Family consists of a grandmother who knows far more than she ever says, a father who is constantly looking for his missing head or hand, a mother who never skips the daily newspaper, a curious son and daughter, and their mischievous pet cat, Curse, who somehow causes trouble wherever she goes. Each chapter is a standalone dark fantasy tale filled with surreal humor, strange rules, and quiet mysteries, revealing another piece of a world where ideas are as real as objects-and where every ending is simply another story waiting to begin.

The lone mercenary simply known as 'Hades' is a complete mystery. His past is unknown, even his name is unknown. The only thing known about him is he's really good at his job and very powerful. But despite his perfect record, with the world he lives in, he has his case of bad luck. I own nothing but 'Hades' and not his powers.

With over 2,100 ratings and 300+ reviews, this book is a must-read for fans of T. Pratchett, N. Gaiman and D. Adams. At the centre of the story is a god: arrogant and manipulative. He occasionally deceives His own sons just to appear more impressive. However, no matter how desperately He craves admiration, He remains unimaginably powerful. There is one detail the sacred texts never reveal: in this universe, the one you thought was evil is actually innocent. The one you believed was good, however, is anything but innocent... especially God. Holy Irony is an epic black comedy about a narcissistic God, His archangels who constantly question His absurd demands, prophets who throw ninja-style spinning kicks and fight like WWE wrestlers, and the chaos behind the scenes of the holy scriptures. It will turn everything you believe upside down, leave you in fits of laughter, and at the same time make you question: 'Could the Creator really be such a being?' It all began when God realised He was completely alone. First, He created Lucifer, then came the other archangels; then Heaven, then the universe... Every hero from the holy books takes on an entirely different role in this story, almost like a superhero. And overshadowing it all is a far darker power: Cain, humanity's first murderer, cursed with immortality, becomes the Lord of the Demons. He marries Nanshe, a descendant of the Anunnaki. The two of them swear to bring Heaven to ruin. Was Lucifer's fall truly a rebellion? Was the original sin as straightforward as it seemed? Why did Heaven one day fall into a terrifying silence? And why were some secrets erased even from the angels' memories? Yet, the worst character may not be Satan after all... So then... who shit on God's throne?

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I thought this was going to be my happily ever after. Isekai, fantasy academy, magic, beauties everywhere. Sure, gender roles are reversed and men are the weak sex here - so what? I'm a Transmigrator! Any minute now, they'll hand me some imbalance class, and I'll show everyone what I'm made of. Yeah, my body fits the local standards for men - no muscles to speak of - but that'll be more than made up for by the POWER And make up for it they did! S+ rank - sounds great, right? But the class... Catalyst "You'll make an excellent support and healer, the perfect backup!" ...huh? Okay. it's not THAT bad. Then I'll just live a quiet life and work as a medic But then... A cute student tried to devour me. Her head split open vertically, and she was about to bite my head off. And this is just my first day at Dienhell Academy Why has my isekai turned into a horror?!

A group of a Friends that how loves to take a Vlog on any Abandoned Places, but one day they discover that there was a Haunted Abandoned Park named Tierra El Sol, they all heard that Abandoned Park was made year 2018, that Park was a playful and colorful Park but everything changed when there's a Pandemic, it becomes pale and dirty and also so Abandoned, There was so many cracks every where the only thing that still there was the Sign 'Tierra El Sol', they just laughed because they thought it was just a make believe of other people because there's still some people's visiting that place, and they take a vlog and everything change when they enter that Park. Will they Survive or not?

In the village, if things go wrong, you blame the crows. In Kampala, you blame the children. Enter Mwami Senoga's compound, where Nalongo reads a crow as a death sentence and Ruth watches from the West Wing with marigolds in her teeth. Enter Teddy and Stella, who stole sugarcane from a witch and are praying nobody notices. Then enter a fierce stepmother from Kasenyi, armed with the holy trinity of traditional parenting: hard work, high expectations, and a very flexible leather belt. Enter her new stepdaughter in Kololo, who isn't trying to be stubborn. She is just drowning in the beautiful, chaotic static of undiagnosed dyslexia and ADHD. As village superstitions collide with modern city realities, this family is forced to realize that running from ancestral curses is the easy part. The real battle is surviving breakfast.

For anyone who has ever felt like content instead of a person One morning, Robin typed three words into Google. No capital letters. No question mark. Just flat, unceremonious: should i die The algorithm had an answer. Actually, the algorithm had fifteen million answers. Sponsored. Monetized. Discount-coded. What followed was a single day that became a media circus, a bidding war, a TED Talk, a podcast, a Netflix pitch, a Broadway musical, a cryptocurrency. Die Like a Star is a darkly funny, razor-sharp satire about the world we've built: one where your pain is a product, your grief is a brand opportunity, and even the desire to disappear gets a sponsorship deal. Robin didn't want to die famous. He just wanted to be left alone. The world had other plans.

This is a fanfiction romance based on the anime/light novel series, Roshidere. Yuki Suou really needs a Vice President for the upcoming election. Fortunately, she is in luck, and her knight in not-so shining armor comes to save her. (This is also heavily focused on sports as well)

The world you once grew up in is gone. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- After his father remarried to a Japanese woman, Y/N and his twin sister, Lanie, had no choice but to move to the country that made the entire world accept that simping for a high schooler as an adult is normal. Welcome to Japan. New culture, new language, new people to meet, colorful lights, anime girls, and many more fun things to do! What isn't there to love? A lot of things, apparently. Y/N is not happy with the change and to put it lightly, disagrees on how many people view the country. How much hell will he cause?

Phase 1 was about stolen glances, soft confessions, heart-fluttering moments, and a love that felt like destiny. But love stories aren't always written in sunshine. Phase 2 of Stumped With You dives into the storm no one saw coming. What happens when the same love that once felt like home starts feeling like a battlefield? When misunderstandings grow louder than confessions? When jealousy burns deeper than trust? This phase is not about cute banters and butterflies anymore. It is about shattered promises, painful silences, ego clashes, and hearts breaking while pretending to stay strong. He loves her. She loves him. But love alone isn't always enough. Between fame, insecurities, possessiveness, and unspoken fears, their story takes a darker turn. Jealousy turns into anger. Anger turns into hatred. And hatred slowly begins to blur into a dangerous, obsessive kind of love. This is where romance becomes intense. Where emotions are raw. Where love is no longer soft... but dark. Will they fight the world again? Or will they end up fighting each other? Because sometimes, the hardest battles aren't on the field... They're in the heart.

The Pitch : What happens when your parents leave for a business trip, and your house's ridiculous electricity load accidentally triggers an ancient alien portal buried right under your basement? For 16-year-old twins Jerry (a struggling vlogger with 47 subscribers) and Jane (a hyper-organized, no-nonsense MBA student), it means their entire house teleports to a completely different, dangerous dimension every single sunrise. To survive, they have to navigate bizarre alien laws, corporate space-bureaucracy, and cosmic anomalies-all while maintaining their intense sibling rivalry and shooting a documentary. But their biggest challenge isn't the blue alien police or floating ghosts; it's Diggy, a sarcastic, lazy, talking mole they accidentally adopt from a cosmic graveyard, who is obsessed with interior decoration and free Wi-Fi. Can they find their way back home before their strictly disciplined parents return? Or will they get permanently erased by the multi-dimensional void? Rankings : 7/7/2026 43 in fun out of 104k stories 1 in Mole out of 259 stories 1 in Mockumentary out of 73 stories 7 in portal out of 6.31k stories

When London's brilliant young investigative prodigy, Elisabeth Elise Rosewood, is summoned to Japan to assist the enigmatic L in the Kira case, she views the crisis not just as a horrific crime wave, but as a chaotic, blood-stained masterpiece. Armed with a fierce obsession for absolute justice and a flawless photographic memory, Elisabeth treats the hunt for the world's most elusive killer like a complex piece of sheet music. Every move is a note; every victim is a beat.

Two random and failed scientists accidentally release a mysterious green gas that turns people into smart zombies. As the world collapses, Edward and his friends, Zenyu and Yaszu try to survive the outbreak while uncovering the truth behind Operation Pathogen Omega. A story mixed of horror, comedy, romance, drama and action. (Expect some grammar issues/errors.)

cool book with teenagers and real stuff in it! yeah

Obito somehow managed to put himself in a Genjutsu before Kaguya killed him, but now he's been teleported to a world where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are really evil. They plan heinous things, assisted by Kakashi, Team Taka, Kabuto and unnecessarily reanimated people. Now, Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji, after becoming victims of their cruelty, plan to fight against them. But they learn that Sasuke has reanimated their beloved Asuma. Along with them, the fifth Hokage Tsunade, who always had a suspicion, takes charge of this. But she's often disturbed by the fact that her late lover, Dan, is writing romance novels about people around him! How do they manage everything now?

Liebt ihn oder hasst ihn. Florian Luzius, ein 30-jähriger Clubbesitzer aus gutem Hause, erzählt einer Autorin seine Memoiren über die besonderen Männer in seinem Leben. Für alle, die Dekadenz, den Fin de Siècle oder auch nur flamboyante Charaktere mögen, sowie gerne campy Stories mit schwarzem Humor lesen.

After a long shift, all Belle wants is to ignore the doorbell, drink coffee, and avoid her emotionally unavailable boyfriend and her emotionally violent boss. But when a strange caller threatens her life on Halloween night, she's too exhausted to care. "Back door's open. If you're going to kill me, make yourself useful." He does. What follows is a night of confusion, coffee, questionable bonding, and a whole lot of sarcasm. He's here to kill her. She just wants help handing out candy. Things... get complicated. A story about accidental comfort, emotional whiplash, and falling for someone you absolutely, definitely shouldn't.