Darkcomedy Stories

[The Boys Fan Fiction + Soldier Boy + Pure The Boys, No Other Worlds + Resolving the Original Series' Tragedy + Educating Homelander] When Mike Lee woke up, he found himself transmigrated into the world of The Boys at the beginning of Season 1, in Soldier Boy's body... At the same time, he also gained a Son-Training System. As long as he educated Homelander by any means necessary, changed him, and guided him onto the right path, he would grow stronger... Educate Homelander? Then he might as well educate The Seven while he was at it. No, better yet, he might as well overhaul all of Vought. ... Fan translation of 穿越黑袍，开局成为士兵男孩 by 幸运儿小朵, if you can, please support the original author.

Hello, folks! Here is another short story collection, filled with absurd humor, and unpredictable scenarios that catch you off guard! Be immersed in a cartoon like world with crazy characters and such that will will never experience in the real world! If you need a good laugh, then this is for you! ;)

What would you do in a world full of monsters and bizarre creatures? In this Dark Comedy/Romance/ Horror story: Dominic Evergreen is a orphan, He's 19 years old and he goes to Indiana University in Indianapolis, Indiana on a writing scholarship. He's invisible to most of the students and people, figuratively speaking. He longs for friends. He works for a friendly Pizza parlor owner. He has a crush on a girl named Sunny Morrisen and is bullied by her delusional ex boyfriend Chad. One day he wakes after a food induced nap (Mini food coma) and realizes something is off. He's awoken into a real nightmare world, full of strange creatures and anomalies. Rated 14+ For Violence, Horror, Menace and Potentially Disturbing Material. This is a Dark Comedy/Romance/Horror Thriller.

The world you once grew up in is gone. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- After his father remarried to a Japanese woman, Y/N and his twin sister, Lanie, had no choice but to move to the country that made the entire world accept that simping for a high schooler as an adult is normal. Welcome to Japan. New culture, new language, new people to meet, colorful lights, anime girls, and many more fun things to do! What isn't there to love? A lot of things, apparently. Y/N is not happy with the change and to put it lightly, disagrees on how many people view the country. How much hell will he cause?

Something bad is going on in Etheria...The Horde has found a way to become more powerful, more dangerous, more...bloodthirsty. Soldiers and people start turning into these...these creatures and attack innocents! They cannibalize eachother and are spreading like wildfire. Can the Princess Alliance and Rebellion stop the Horde from spreading their infection across the planet? Will there be loss, sacrifice, new life, a good ending?....

[SPOILERS FOR EP 9] After the Digital Circus members discover their true nature as pieces of code, life becomes monotonous, and redundant to remain sane. Finding purpose and peace is a challenge that never went away, but how might things change if a new member joined after the revelations that were recently uncovered?

Dottie Gan doesn't want to die. She wants the noise in her head to stop - and she'll chase anything loud enough to drown it out. So when a photo of a beaten, kidnapped stranger lands on her phone - a man she met exactly once, years ago - she does the only thing that's ever made the noise go quiet. She goes to get him out. One reckless rescue later, Dottie has invited herself into Julian Qi's life and his very dangerous secret: he's the runaway son of an offshore crime dynasty, heading back to the family's sealed private island to save his niece before it's too late. He does not want company. He's getting it anyway. And to get past his father, they'll have to sell one enormous lie: "Let's get engaged." "Sure." A grumpy, buttoned-up heir. An unhinged girl with nothing left to lose. One fake engagement, one private island full of very rich, very bad people - and a hundred ways for all of it to go wrong. It's fast. It's funny. And underneath the chaos, it's about being seen - and kept alive - by the one person who won't let you fall. Serializing THE OTHER · Book Six here for free. Read ahead + exclusive side stories on Patreon → [https://www.patreon.com/WB233/posts/death-guess-on-160955017?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]

When ruthless New York corporate lawyer Arthur Pendelton drops dead mid-trial, a demon attempts to seize his soul under a standard damnation contract. Instead of panicking, Arthur spots a clerical error in the micro-print, sues Hell for wrongful asset seizure, and successfully stays his own damnation. Trapped in the afterlife, Arthur is drafted as a public defender in Dis. Partnered with Lou Fletcher, a cynical 1970s Chicago detective ghost, and Chloe, a tech-savvy millennial spirit, Arthur begins exploiting ancient legal loopholes to save exploited souls. But when a corporate hellhound hits his office, Arthur uncovers a massive cosmic scam: Lucifer is harvesting six billion living human souls through a hidden clause in a viral smartphone app's terms-of-service update. To stop the heist, Arthur files the largest class-action lawsuit in history: Earth v. The Morningstar Syndicate. Facing his underhanded mortal rival, Victoria Vance, and the silver-tongued ghost of Aaron Burr, Arthur must pierce the ultimate corporate veil, drag the Devil to the witness stand, and show eternity what happens when you don't read the fine print.

A robbery gone... right? On what seems to be a night like any other, Bex finds herself staring down the barrel of a gun about to be robbed. Junior, the one holding the gun, expects this to be a run of the mill robbery, but gets more than he bargined for. Both of them are seeking solutions to problems that have haunted them for so long, and together, they begin a journey toward new beginnings. ***I am currently on a hiatus while testing, planning, and hopefully getting surgery to fix one of my carpal tunnel ridden hands. I'm hoping to be back by the end of summer 2024. Nevertheless, I will be back at some point to finish the story*** *I'm working on this story in real-time, so it is ongoing for now! :)* *Title might change- I haven't figured that part out yet * Currently ranked: (As of 04/28/24) #2 for unlikelyfriends (out of 605) #10 for Wattpadoriginal (out of 489) #11 for darkcomedy (out of 1000+) #14 for unlikelyromance (out of 866) #32 for Roadtrip (out of 1000+) #39 for mentalillness (out of 1000+)

Obito somehow managed to put himself in a Genjutsu before Kaguya killed him, but now he's been teleported to a world where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are really evil. They plan heinous things, assisted by Kakashi, Team Taka, Kabuto and unnecessarily reanimated people. Now, Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji, after becoming victims of their cruelty, plan to fight against them. But they learn that Sasuke has reanimated their beloved Asuma. Along with them, the fifth Hokage Tsunade, who always had a suspicion, takes charge of this. But she's often disturbed by the fact that her late lover, Dan, is writing romance novels about people around him! How do they manage everything now?

When a chemical disaster turns people into bloodthirsty zombies, chaos erupts. But for one girl, it's just another day until she's dragged into a mansion by a stranger who might just be her ticket to survival.

A broke 19-year-old girl saves a billionaire grandpa and gets hired as his maid for ₱300k/month. The problem? His 6 hot, spoiled grandsons want her gone. Her solution? She talks back.

When you said you wanted a more interesting life, you meant it as in not having to work a grueling customer service job in a seedy gas station and having the energy to go outside your crappy apartment more often, and maybe even living life out on the road. Not having a sparkly, frilly manchild obsessed with you that can also blast building-sized monsters into a pile of ash with his equally glittery wand. But let's start from the beginning, shall we? You. Yes, you. You were nothing more but another post-graduate with a degree somewhere in your depressing hovel and no job prospects outside of being a cashier at a gas station. It was the only place that actually responded to your desperation for a job. When a familiar face appears during one of your many grueling shifts, you find that through no fault of your own, that you've become a magnet for all kinds of even weirder (and even blood-pressure rising) characters and unknowingly playing a far larger role than getting yelled at over scratchers.

Elias Jones is one of Newport Police Department's best detectives. He's notorious for his 'sixth sense', his ability to spot clues and leads that no one else even thought of. His partner, Alex Warner, shares this title with him. Out of 5 detectives on the team, they're always paired together. They have never left a case unsolved. But come 2016, things got quiet. Too quiet. Until one night, the police department received a call coming from its very own address. A cry for help and a gut-wrenching scream. The doors were locked, who possibly could've gotten in? ...Unless they never had to get in in the first place. Naturally, Elias and Alex were put on the case together, but the scene was wiped clean. Sterilized. Clues are so few and far between and they barely even give any help... even the top detectives are scared.

This is the story of a women named Deepa (43) (fictional)is a respected woman, desperately trying to maintain her professionalism while managing four neglected properties for the lazy Mr. Raghav Menon. The money is too good to refuse, but the job is a trap. At the isolated beach house, she meets Ramesh, a muscular caretaker whose gaze lingers too long on her body. But the men are the least of her problems. A possessive female ghost haunts these properties, and it has a twisted game: it subtly manipulates Deepa's clothes and actions to make her appear inviting to others, all while it waits for the night to paralyze her and indulge in its own lustful possession of her body. Trapped by her financial needs, Deepa must navigate a world where every man sees her as available and every night brings a spectral assault that blurs the line between pleasure and terror.

Tyler and Xavier think they are locked in a high-stakes duel for Wednesday Addams's icy heart. One offers dark graveyard strolls; the other offers brooding, prophetic art. Tyler and Xavier are about to learn a brutal lesson in what it truly means to love an Addams

I thought this was going to be my happily ever after. Isekai, fantasy academy, magic, beauties everywhere. Sure, gender roles are reversed and men are the weak sex here - so what? I'm a Transmigrator! Any minute now, they'll hand me some imbalance class, and I'll show everyone what I'm made of. Yeah, my body fits the local standards for men - no muscles to speak of - but that'll be more than made up for by the POWER And make up for it they did! S+ rank - sounds great, right? But the class... Catalyst "You'll make an excellent support and healer, the perfect backup!" ...huh? Okay. it's not THAT bad. Then I'll just live a quiet life and work as a medic But then... A cute student tried to devour me. Her head split open vertically, and she was about to bite my head off. And this is just my first day at Dienhell Academy Why has my isekai turned into a horror?!

IT FOLLOWS ADAM TRYING TO CATCH A EVIL KILLER, BRUCE, AND THEY HAVE A CAT-AND-MOUSE-TYPE CHASE, AND ADAM WANTS REVENGE FOR THE DEATH OF HIS BROTHER BY BRUCE.

Humanity once believed everything could be placed into archetypes and clean categories. In the near future, a complex system built to assist humanity quietly governs the city of Starfall. Strange incidents have emerged as puzzles and murder mysteries, blurring the boundaries that humanity once relied on. A young investigator finds herself chasing answers that won't be confined by the old rules. As truth and illusion grow harder to tell apart, only one question remains there: When everything begins to break, what was humanity never meant to see? Amidst the False Utopia of philosophies and clashing ideologies - where technology and the supernatural both influence society, and how no one is purely good or evil... How would they succeed in this game of psychological secrets?

John Azurlane, one of humanity's best commanders, got falsely accused of a crime he didn't commit and is now serving as one of the penal units. ..... The siren was never meant to destroy humanity... it was the "X", interdimensional interuniversal parasites that corrupt anything and consumes life. And the funny thing is, the Azurlane's kansens managed to finally destroy all of them thus the humanity is saved. But a new threat emerges: "Fleet of Fog", ww2 ships with glowing sigils, equipped with nanomachine based technology, and are capable of adapting and evolving. Also, an unexpected miracle happened which has no any relations to the new enemy; dubbed as the "Ars Nova" phenomena, a supernatural phenomena that gives random people an ability to transform at will where their transformation reflects their innermost psyche, deepest or direst desire, preferences, tastes, occupation and many more. Others says it brings out the "worst" in people. Because how the transformation works, governments began exploiting these people, reshaping their psyche through conditioning and brainwashing -- and in that way, they had a leash on the awakeners A special group of awakeners, most were criminals and others considered to be undesirables, they all had been brainwashed, conditioned into thinking they were mere sacrificial pawns and thus the Kamikaze Penal Unit program was created -- awakeners that had their alter forms based on kamikaze weponries and other explosives, due to their psyche and mind brainwashed by the program John Azurlane was among of the penal units. As a penal units, they were the new frontliners and ocean shall be their graveyard. With their strikes collides, it generates an explosion which only affects the target. If things goes dire, they can self destruct -- a reminder they were just merely replacable, a disposable weapon, a human no more. A new enemy threat emerges somehow, making the rest questions if the reality is still the same.