Darkcomedy Stories

**WARNING: This narrative is a work of fiction blending horror, dark comedy, and crime elements, featuring intense and disturbing scenarios. Reader discretion is advised.** **Prologue** During spring break, a group of affluent and entitled teenagers embarked on a trip to their best friend's secluded holiday mansion, nestled in a remote area. Their intention was to indulge in unbridled revelry, unencumbered by responsibilities or concerns beyond their own desires. The excursion commenced with euphoric enthusiasm, but unforeseen darkness lurked beneath the surface, harboring secrets that would unfold before they reached their destination. The girls confronted unimaginable challenges that exposed hidden facets of each other's personalities, forged by the extreme events they faced. Will they confront the darkness together, or betray each other's trust? Is their friendship as solid as it appears, or does it conceal cracks waiting to crumble into dust?

When Rodrick Heffley starts getting good grades, dressing like a functioning adult, and disappearing into fancy black cars, Greg knows something is VERY wrong. Turns out Rodrick has been hiding a massive secret: A British boyfriend. A rich, polite, perfect, family-adopting British boyfriend named Harry. While Rodrick melts down daily trying to keep his relationship private, Harry accidentally becomes: Manny's new favorite person Susan's personal makeover fairy The Belle of the neighborhood The unofficial fifth Heffley family member Greg documents everything as Rodrick's life spirals into chaos-especially once Harry starts cooking, cleaning, and showing up with gifts like he's auditioning for "America's Next Top Son-In-Law."

━━━━━𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐉𝐈-𝐘𝐄𝐎𝐍, known as 9th floor. The money was no longer enough. Her brother was in the hospital, and her sister was at her breaking point. When Ji-yeon received money from an unknown number and saw a limousine waiting for her, she decided to take the chance, believing that within a few hours, she'd walk out with the cash she so desperately needed. Ⓒ︎ ap0calipss Cover by Ⓒ︎ ap0calipss ❪ The 8 Show s1 ❫ ❪ fem!oc×7th floor ❫ started: 27.01.25 finished: Note- English isn't my first language

The roles and personalities of Pomni and Jax have been switched: now Pox and Jammi - the same characters created by Kittensneeze. I loved them so much I had to write out how they would act throughout the show. Jammi is now the lead role as a shy, timid albeit kind newcomer to the amazing digital circus. The other circus members try to make him feel at home - except for Pox. He isn't sure whether her intentions are to befriend him or to bully him, but she sure is an interesting character. Besides using Kittensneeze's (awesome) characters, I did whatever I felt like: random theories and crap I liked from TADC fandom that somewhat follows the original plot line, and crammed it into this... thing. Hopefully, it's satisfactory enough to be readable. TRIGGER WARNING: This story will not be rated mature, but it does contain elements such as censored swearing, some horror elements, and mild violence. However, the story will not go beyond the maturity rating for The Amazing Digital Circus series, so there will be no explicit content. All copyright and credit of the show The Amazing Digital Circus belongs to Glitch Productions and its creator, Gooseworx. This is a work of fan fiction and an alternate universe of the original series. GO WATCH THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS 🎪💫 All copyright and credit of the characters Pox and Jammi belong to Kittensneeze. They are used in a work of fan fiction, and I do not own either of the characters. GO WATCH KITTENSNEEZE'S YOUTUBE, IT'S PRETTY COOL 💚🖤 The cover art is by @Kittensneeze from their YouTube music video "A Little Bit Bad": https://youtu.be/DH5h--w_9ZA?si=q_EuJs0oO2_zHXTe #1 in dark comedy - November 22nd, 2025

In the green room of a sold-out college auditorium, Chad Thundercock and his team rehearse the perfect rage-bait performance.

Joel Schroeder, a young adolescent boy of Normville County Middle School, is quite the peculiar character who suffers from autism and depression that he masks/covers up. He hates everyone and everything around him that the world has to offer. But with the help of his mom, his grandma, and his only three friends, he makes big plans to become more recognized within his school while also trying to fix his own personal issues.

Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories. The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient. They have no idea they're in a video game. To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

Ever wonder what it's like to grow up with six overprotective brothers who also happen to be mafia kingpins? It's as crazy as it sounds. My brothers run this city. They're dangerous, powerful, and feared by everyone. But to me? They're the guys who argue over who gets to push my stroller. My bodyguards are more scared of my temper tantrums than actual gang wars. Our family dinners involve more talk about hitmen than homework, and my bedroom has better security than any bank vault. They'd kill for me. They'd die for me. But can these ruthless criminals survive my terrible twos ... and my moody teenage hormones? This is my life story as a mafia princess. Consider this your disclaimer: Some chapters of this story contain heavy themes of violence, grief, and peril. Reader discretion is advised. Toodles.💋

Flora and her family visited their ancestral manor, hoping to sell it and solve their money troubles. But her plans take a twist when she discovers the ghost of the original owner haunting the halls. As the meddlesome ancestor becomes entangled in her affairs, Flora finds herself juggling both supernatural mischief and her eccentric family's antics. Along the way, unexpected connections reveal themselves. Will she uncover the truth behind the undead ancestor, or will this ancient spirit prove more trouble than she bargained for? Dark humour, supernatural suspense, and gothic mystery!

Selepas terselamat dari kemalangan tragis yang meragut seluruh ingatannya, Qiu Dingjie (27) bangkit dari koma yang panjang. Dunia di sekelilingnya terasa asing, dan yang paling asing adalah seorang lelaki dominan, Huang Xing (26), CEO gergasi industri hiburan, yang mendakwa diri sebagai suaminya. Walaupun mereka terikat dengan cincin dan status perkahwinan, Dingjie hanya merasakan ketidakselesaan yang luar biasa. Dia keliru dengan jarak emosi yang dingin, dan ketiadaan sebarang keintiman fizikal yang sepatutnya wujud antara pasangan. Setiap pandangan Huang Xing yang penuh dedikasi terasa seperti penyesalan yang terselindung. Semakin Dingjie mendalami kehidupan barunya, semakin kuat dia ditarik ke dalam aura berkuasa Huang Xing. Namun, kebahagiaan itu musnah apabila Huang Xing, tanpa amaran, menghulurkan dokumen perceraian, menegaskan bahawa perpisahan ini adalah jalan terbaik "demi kebaikan kami berdua" dan untuk membebaskan Qiu Dingjie dari beban rahsia lalu mereka. Tindakan itu menghancurkan Qiu Dingjie. Bagaimana mungkin dia diceraikan oleh seseorang yang baru mula dicintainya? Dingjie kini sedar, satu-satunya cara untuk melawan adalah dengan menjadi yang lebih agresif. Berbekalkan naluri tanpa ingatan, Dingjie bertekad untuk memecah benteng pertahanan suami yang lebih muda itu. Dia tahu ada sesuatu yang jauh lebih penting dari sekadar ingatan yang perlu diselamatkan iaitu sebuah pewaris yang terancam, dan peluang untuk membina semula cinta mereka dari awal, melalui sentuhan dan janji yang baru.

**The fates of a barista, a dancing criminal, and a deadly stranger become tangled in a world where the apocalypse is old news** All Mads Capot wants to do is run her coffee shop in peace and to be able to pay her bills until the next wave of intragalactic tourists arrives. But when a mysterious green-eyed stranger walks into the shop and seems to be the answer to all her problems, she's immediately skeptical. And her instincts have always been good . . . Luc is mysterious and adaptable, a drifter with a dark past and a score to settle with one of the galaxy's most infamous criminals. When he crosses paths with Mads, he inadvertently draws her into a complicated world of outlaws, renegades, and ancient curses existing on the fringe of a destroyed world. Can they put aside their differences to survive, or will they end up as two more nameless corpses? Inspired by Little Red Riding Hood, Baz Luhrmann films, 2000s pop punk, club bangers and a dash of Star Wars, "The Last Coffee Shop" is a science-fantasy adventure for fans of Firefly, White Collar, fairy-tale retellings, and Diana Wynne Jones. *Stay tuned for spin-offs/shorts in the world of TLCS* CW: PG13 level violence, language, sexual themes, and mentions of abuse, etc

Best rankings 2025 #1 Dirtywork 🥇 #6 Breakingbad #10 Dark comedy ♥︎ "All empires fall eventually. It is the way of things." - Erin Morgenstern ♥︎ 𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚 has money, looks, and a perfect life she'll soon miss. 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 is the golden student with a spotless record, but a short fuse. 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 dreams of fashion while drowning in thrift store knockoffs. And 𝐆𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞? She doesn't talk much. But if you knew what she knows, you'd keep your mouth shut too. They're not friends. Not yet. But a few bad decisions, and their lives collide in a way none of them saw coming. Will it be too late to back out? They might just be too far into their 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤. ♥︎ This is inspired by aespa's concept in their EP single: 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤. With scenes including 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐚𝐝 characters. ♥︎ Can you tell I've been watching too much Breaking Bad?🫩✌️ ~Freakyfuentes

These are the tales of decadence, cronyism and long knives from Thule, the city of sinister angles. A dark city-state that ate the island that houses it and now gnaws at the rest of the world. It's gibbous towers and jutting spires grow ever taller as it reaches out to escape the creeping miasma of its own filth. A corrupt priesthood and unchecked merchant lords rule over this black marble wound on the landscape with sneering indifference. Hilarity ensues.

In a wildly absurd and darkly comedic misadventure, the crew of the decrepit North Korean submarine Baekdu embarks on a dangerous mission to strike at the heart of the United States. With a crude nuclear device, dwindling fuel, and unwavering faith in their Supreme Leader, the clueless crew sails from one disaster to the next. Pursued by a deadly Chinese criminal syndicate and under the watchful eye of a paranoid radar technician at Cheyenne Mountain, the Baekdu teeters on the edge of catastrophe, all while believing they're orchestrating the greatest victory in history. Can their blind faith carry them through, or will they sputter out before reaching their final, explosive goal?

After Dfri life tragically cut short, she was reincarnated in a magical realm with her memories intact, realized that she had been chosen by the gods for a greater purpose. Reincarnate as Dhalfri, who had been unjustly accused and condemned. But now that Dfri take over Dhalfri's body, she had the chance to seek justice and redemption in the world beyond the veil of death. And with a newfound sense of determination, she set off on her quest to clear Dhalfri's name and restore her honor, no longer bound by the death that's coming on her way, not as the side character of this novel.

Warning: this story makes fun of the hero's journey trope entirely, you were warned. The Dragon King has taken over almost the entire world, as it devolves back into the dark ages. A prophecy foretells an unbreakable weapon will be able to destroy the beast. Thomas is just a young and simple commoner, who only wants to explore what remains of this world, but fate calls him to a different path as he finds a mysterious sword that fell from the sky. Now the Dragon King's forces are after his ass, now Thomas is on the run from the dragon king's men, lead by the fearless Callavon, a young wizard who fell to the dark side. Tom must team up with his best friends, Connor, a creative and intelligent blacksmith, and Dante, a chaotic but likable assassin, and the mysterious huntress Makendra, who has no memory of her parents, he must embrace his destiny as the Chosen One, wether he wants to or not.

Nick gets a new Apartment. Rent is cheap, but there's a catch. Make cerfew or deal with... the Midnight octopus.

Battle to Controversy... Two violent sociopaths/psychopath will face to battle to death... who wins or lose?

"you call me professor pinkmon for as long as you are here." © minoficent 2019

Y/N has never truly lived in the waking world. Born with the ability to walk through the dreams of others, she spends her nights wandering through strangers' fears, desires, and hidden memories. Reality feels thin, distant - like a place she's only visiting. Emotions are puzzles she cannot solve. Sadness, anger, love - she watches them in others, but cannot touch them herself. Her closest connection is Liu, a soft-spoken classmate who always seems to watch her too closely, who answers her absent-minded questions about what it means to feel. Y/N doesn't know his secret - that beneath his gentle smile lies the fractured, dangerous soul of Homicidal Liu. But her quiet, drifting existence begins to unravel the night she buys a worn, unlabeled cartridge at a flea market. It loads Majora's Mask, but the game isn't right. There's no music. No title screen. Only Link's empty eyes, staring back at her - and the name: BEN. Soon, the game begins to speak to her. To follow her. BEN's presence creeps into her devices, her room, her borrowed dreams. But instead of terror, BEN finds fascination. Y/N is unlike anyone he's ever haunted - untethered, unreadable, unreachable. ⚠️TW: Mention of Suicide Start: 1/10/2025 End: