Darkhumor Stories

In which Konoha's beloved jinchūriki finds herself in an odd new world with only Kurama by her side. He insists bijū bombs are the only way to fix this issue. -COMPLETE- BUT rewrite to prep for dark continent arc began 1/6/2026 with many new scenes & content to add.

this book is not for minors only above 18 can read don't spam hate comment it's just a book on dark romance

When you're told from a very young age that you're something, you either are-or you will become it. Ciara is still hoping to become it. Wasted Potential is a witty, dark-humor and self-discovery novel about a twenty-something ambitious woman navigating life and getting slapped on the face by it. Career, sex, friendships, love: nothing goes according to plan.

She's a leftist organizer in Minneapolis. He works for ICE. They know exactly why this is a bad idea - and do it anyway. Loophole is a darkly funny, painfully human story about politics, attraction, and what happens when ideology collides with actual skin and breath. No heroes. No villains. Just two people caught in a moment that isn't supposed to exist. Nothing gets fixed. Nobody gets redeemed. But something real happens - and that might be worse.

Bella and Brandon finally found peace in their relationship but it's senior year for Brandon and Mark and soon they'll be going to boot camp-while Bella will be forced to overcome the hardest challenge she's ever encountered. Being a full time college student and a mom. All the while she starts working with the local police station as a tech and search agent, hoping that they will help her find her father and brother-who she now knows are alive. But some ghosts should stay buried. Because people who survive death-usually don't come back the same. This story will be from third person omniscient-four characters will have voices in this third and final book in the S.O.D series. Brandon, Mark, Bella, and Staci are all making a mark this time. For some of them-their marks will leave scars.

Genre: Dark Romance • Psychological • Slow Burn • Drama • Angst Six years after a heartbreaking betrayal, Lee Y/N returns to Korea only to find the man she never stopped loving-Kim Taehyung-is now her cousin's husband. What was once pure love has turned into cold resentment, dangerous desire, and forbidden longing. Trapped between past secrets and present obligations, their hearts still recognize each other, even when the world says they shouldn't. In a game of pain, power, and obsession, love doesn't fade... it waits.

Ever wondered what you'd do if you were dropped into a shitty novel as the girl who's scheduled to die? No magic system. No second chances. No comforting narration assuring you everything happens for a reason. Just bad writing and worse men But if this world thinks it can erase me quietly, it has misunderstood the assignment. I don't belong to its romance, its tragedy, or its redemption arc. I am a foreign object in its machinery. And stories break when something refuses to fit.

a story I created in class

What is love, is a story.

You are Kris's soul. However, the thing is, Kris hates being controlled, and you don't want to remain having a random vessel rather than a body of your own. Maybe everything will get better after TV Time.

In the Yellow Lands (Asia), a young woman, very respected and feared due to her reputation, gets kidnapped by hired bandits to get sold out to the royal palace, not knowing that it would give open doors to a new fate, destiny and life. Follow the life of Amethyst OwlHeart Orchids, young woman of big talents, knowledge... and cruelties. ((Attention!!! The story is in a completely fictional world, which means that the costumes and cultures that appear in the story are almost completely made up by me. Almost, because only 30 to 40 percent of the cultures in the book are based on the in real life cultures of the countries that will be presented in the story. I warned you!!!))

You Put Me In Pieces is a raw, unfiltered account of survival inside a system that repeatedly failed to protect the people who needed it most. Told through the lived experiences of two mothers, Ashley and Cecilea, this book documents the slow unraveling of safety as domestic abuse, coercive control, stalking, and institutional neglect collide. What begins as a fragile attempt at separation spirals into a relentless fight for protection-against violent partners, against manipulation masked as authority, and against a legal system more invested in procedure than truth. As the women flee from house to house, county to county, the danger follows. Police reports are dismissed. Evidence is ignored. Children are placed in harm's way while abusers remain free to intimidate, pursue, and retaliate. Each chapter exposes not only the private terror of abuse, but the public betrayal that occurs when victims are doubted, silenced, or criminalized for asking for help. Interwoven with moments of dark humor, fierce loyalty, and maternal resilience, You Put Me In Pieces refuses to present trauma as tidy or resolved. There is no clean ending-because real life does not offer one. Instead, this book stands as testimony: of survival in real time, of love forged under pressure, and of the cost of being disbelieved. This is not a story about closure. It is a story about endurance. And about what happens when women refuse to disappear. Book title and cover credit goes to my 11 year old daughter.

25-year-old Grace Avery is a stunning woman working as a detective/investigator. Due to her looks, she often gets sexist remarks from her colleagues, seen only as an object of praise and beauty rather than a fellow detective. Annoyed and frustrated, she goes to an old friend for help and assistance, asking for a partner who doesn't care about her looks and has the brains to work with her, to which she learns that there is a person who could help her, the problem lays in the fact that, that person is the very same man who Grace knew and hated in high school, Basil M. House. Will Grace continue to hate his guts? Is Basil the same man whom Grace knew in High school? And will their relationship change? This is a reimagining of Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Besides being a reimagining, it's also a composite of different mystery stories and movies that I loved, so don't be surprised if some of the cases or puzzles look familiar. Apologies for the grammar mistakes:( Really enjoyed writing this:) This story is also on royal road

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

He doesn't talk. He doesn't boast. He doesn't need to. In a city that never sleeps, shadows move on their own. And sometimes... they're alive. Johnny. That's all anyone calls him. Some say he's a ghost. Others call him Mr. Dishwasher At thirteen, he's seen more than most will in a lifetime. Thief, fugitive, shadow in the dark... Johnny lives by one rule: if it's not his business, it's not his problem. But if he's in for a cleaning. He's different. Some nights he saves lives. Other nights... he leaves a trail of broken walls, broken people, and whispered rumors of a boy who shouldn't exist. And then there's the Shift. A power he doesn't explain, doesn't flaunt. Blink, and he's gone. Blink again... and he's already behind you. Johnny doesn't care who people are. He doesn't care what they want. He cares about survival. And in his world, mercy doesn't always win. . . . . . . . Or does it?

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

Blood for blood, bite for bite. Who gets to walk away? _____ Harper Moon is a bottom-of-the-barrel vampire and one of the most notorious vandals of the modern west coast. In theory, it could admit him into the most coveted private artistry academy the vampiric species has ever mustered up. But in practice, it could be what serves him on a plate instead. Every other year for their twentieth birthdays, those at the bottom are rounded up and assigned a mentor from the ones at the top, and trained for one year to compete in the largest biennial artistic competition for all vampires to watch. Those that are chosen are debuted as the next generation of artistic machinery for the elite. Those that are not, could be food. In a last-ditch attempt to break out of his lot in life and see himself free, Harper joins the ranks in hopes of working his way out. But talent is not the only thing the games necessitate, and art is not so black and white under a scrutinizing eye. When the competition begins to melt into more than just a game of the talents, but of his very mind, Harper will come to find the world of the arts is a brutal battlefield, that passion harbors a gruesome side, and the intricate politics of what it really means to be free may not be a game he can play alone. It's glamour, greed, gore, and greatness. And nowhere is too far to go just to have a taste. [ONGOING] [#7 in ARTBOOK]

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

(A dark horror-romance retelling of the Hades and Persephone myth) Jade Salvador isn't your typical dissatisfied, burnt-out twenty-something-year-old. Crushed by the weight of her family's name and high expectations, she finds herself working a dead-end job, hoping for something more out of life. One day, she makes the drastic decision to start catfishing would-be predators online, posing as a teenager and exposing their crimes. But when Jade meets Percy Belrose, a man who's also searching for the same purpose in his life, things get messy fast. As sparks begin to fly and bodies begin to pile up, Jade soon finds out that killing is the easy part. It's falling in love that might be the death of her.

明け| ❝For Dawn to come, there must be those who dare the pierce the darkness with their light.❞ ━━━━⊱🌹⊰━━━━ 🔥ONE PIECE CROSSOVER🔥 ━━━━⊱🌹⊰━━━━ Trusted into a new world, Diluc had to adjust. He never did anticipated that he would be stuck in a different world but even more shock that he was reverted back into a teen. He would eventually be thrown into an epiphany, denies said epiphany, gets conned into a contract, burn said contract, and managed to get himself adopted. ━━━━⊱🌹⊰━━━━ 🔥DILUC CENTRIC🔥 ━━━━⊱🌹⊰━━━━ Modern Au!Genshin Impact but still have their visions Bamf!Diluc, Cute!Diluc, Smart!Diluc, slight OOC!Diluc, MultiLuc, DilucHarem?, innocent humor turn into dark humor at best. Singer!Diluc --- Decided to make a new story because why not. Knowing I actually don't have time for a new book since I am writing two other books but I decided to do this.