Darkhumor Stories

Previously known as FALLEN RIVALS They say there's a thin line between love and hate. Because sometimes, the person you hate... isn't the problem. They're the story. This is the story of the ones we hate... and accidentally fall in love.

Continuation of ANG MUTYA NG SECTION E BOOK 3 .

After his defeat in New Yoke City, the robotic copycat of Sonic the Hedgehog named Chaos Sonic, is sent to a strange new world. He now resides in a post-apocalyptic dimension called "Copper 9". Where he befriends a sardonic angsty teen named Uzi Doorman, with his memories erased and not a single clue of his original past life, he has to piece back together who he originally was, while also helping Uzi uncover a conspiracy about their home that could change everything. Chaos Sonic belongs to SEGA, Sonic Team, Netflix, & Man of Action Entertainment Murder Drones belongs to Glitch Productions & Liam Vickers Animation

Welcome to Malmore, a dying town "midwest of Atlanta" (a geographical impossibility that the residents refuse to acknowledge). It is a town suffocated by performative Christianity, historical white supremacy, and a police force so useless they mostly just issue fines for "walking ungodly." When six mismatched, foul-mouthed teenagers stumble upon a glowing necklace in an abandoned sewer next to a toxic field, they don't just get radiation poisoning-they get god-like powers. Now, they must balance avoiding their parents, passing remedial math, and violently curbing the local crime wave that the cops ignore.

A GinJay Fanfiction. Divorced detectives Ginny Natalia and Jayna Angelina are forced to work together on a chilling serial killer case-but the murders mimic their past, the unresolved sparks ignite, and old wounds flare into desire. As secrets, lies, and passion collide, they must navigate deadly danger and rekindle the love they thought was lost-before someone dies. Genre: Sapphic Romance / Thriller / Crime / Drama / Dark Romance

Rowan Richard doesn't believe in coincidences - but lately, women keep appearing at the exact moment his life starts to fall apart. Each of them says the right thing. Knows too much. Leaves too little behind. Love feels rehearsed. Kindness feels strategic. And betrayal might not be the worst thing happening. This isn't just a romance. It's a pattern. And Rowan is finally starting to notice.

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

The virtual simulation is in too deep and full of secrets... Sink into the depths of the abyss All characters mentioned in the story are all original characters created and belongs to me! Show love and support on this throughout the chapters, characters, and stories.

Nori's Cove is a small fishing village on the cold northwestern coast. Remote, quiet, and unlikely to matter to anyone. Lirra, a seventeen-year-old Circle-Keeper's apprentice, would like nothing more than to leave it behind. Oru, the village's ancient Memory-Holder, has been hoping to die here in peace. Neither of them gets what they want. Something is growing in the east. Slowly - but measurably. And the village's only ally with the standing to do anything about it is Hekka Thornwater of the Cedar Clan, a week's hard travel away in the city of Greyvast. So Oru goes, because someone has to. Davrak - an aging Islander warrior with old wounds and older secrets - goes because she shouldn't go alone. Toven Grath - the Imperial Augur who discovered the problem - goes because he needs a new telescope. And Lirra goes because she begged, and because there is someone in Greyvast she needs to meet, and a future she hasn't told anyone she's been imagining. (The series will be called 'The Fractured Sky', but I haven't settled on a name yet for this book. Please let me know if you have any ideas.)

NOT SUITABLE FOR BELOW 🔞 ⚜ ───────── ⚜ ⚠ WARNING ⚠ This collection contains explicit s€xual content, graphic language, and mature themes that may not be suitable for all readers. some stories explore consensual BDSM, powerplay, taboo scenarios, and emotionally intense relationships. Reader discretion is strongly advised. All characters are fictional, consenting adults aged 18 and above! ⚜ ───────── ⚜ This is not the work of my imagination but this is the collection of steamy scenes from the novels I have read! ⚜ ───────── ⚜

27 Minutes to Eclipse is a darkly gripping tale of twin siblings, Sol and Selene, bound by blood, trauma, and a supernatural curse: every time they both die, the clock rewinds 27 minutes to the moment before the first twin's death. But this gift-or curse-comes at a cost. Memories of each loop stay with them, twisting their perception of time, morality, and each other. As their lives spiral deeper into chaos, the twins navigate the suffocating weight of their codependency, the unspoken secrets that fester between them, and the growing wedge driven by Mia-a steady but unwitting outsider who stumbles into their fractured world.

Evan Callum Reed doesn't expect much from another date-just something polite, temporary, forgettable. He's used to almost-connections and conversations that never quite mean what they should. But the night he meets Adrian Vale, something feels different. Subtle. Unsettling. What starts as an ordinary evening shifts into something neither of them can walk away from. The room feels smaller. The air heavier. And the question of who to trust becomes harder to ignore. Because sometimes the moment you think you can leave... is the moment you realize you can't.

On Harry Renard's fifty-fifth Birthday he awakes to find that his face has been encased in a black cloud, which he thinks is odd because it had not been there the night before. On inspecting this strange phenomenon, Harry realises that he can just about see out through the dark mist, but his face is completely obscured from the outside. Unsure of what to do but worried that if he is late for work again, on yet another gloomy Monday morning, his juvenile boss Tarquin Stark will finally have a reason to dismiss him. On arriving at the office Harry is surprised to find the cloud has expanded to engulf his whole head, but why does no one else in the office seem to notice? UNDERBELLY [n.] singular The soft underside or abdomen of a mammal. An area vulnerable to attack. A dark, hidden part of society. Trigger Warning, This story contains themes of Bullying, Suicide and Self-harm

It's gonna be a while before season 4, so here's something to keep us sane. DISCLAIMERS: - I'm both a travnat AND a lottienat shipper fight me - absolutely no threesomes and no dismissing cheating if it happens The Yellowjackets have been found at last. Deals are made, mouths are sealed, and whatever else that needs to happen for the team to move on with their lives. For Misty Quigley, it doesn't take long to move on. It seems that she's quickly forgotten what happened in the wilderness the second she got off the search and rescue plane with her teammates. She had found comfort in the person who saved them all-saved her: Nat. Desperate to save the "friendship" and prove herself, wherever Nat goes, Misty follows. Whether it is on Nat's visits to see Lottie, hopeless attempts to talk to Travis, or even during her working hours as an assistant coach at WHS, Misty is somehow always there...watching, always intervening somehow, and making sure everything works in her favor. It becomes a dangerous obsession that sparks jealousy and anger, though not quite hate, between them. This is sorta an attempt to explain the tension between a lot of characters in the adult timeline bc im impatient. Enjoy.

A young boy who is twins with the famous idol Ai Hoshino born with a cursed and was trying to not to lose control over his curse. Khoi Hoshino aka a famous idol actor and the older twin brother of Ai Hoshino who was born with a curse and abandoned his family just to make them to be safe and was adopted by the Kamiki family who father of the Kamiki family trained him martial art as a devouring monster and took medication for his curse. This story includes the word f*ck, sh*t and b*tch in this story. Story Based on Oshi no ko and Jujutsu Kaisen Both stories are owned and licensed by HiDives, Sentai Filmworks SA, Yen Press, and Aka Akasaka for Oshi no ko and Mappa, Crunchyroll, Viz Media, and Gege Akutami for Jujutsu Kaisen. They own them, not me June 24, 2023 - Present Age: 17+ Warning ⚠️: Strong Language Intense Violence Rude Humor Sexual themes Used of tobacco and alcohol Blood and Gore Devour 🔞 Scenes My AU story

වයාකා - තනිවුන වෘක මිනිහෙක්ට මම අන්තිම හුස්ම ලියලා දුන්නා. ඒස්‍රෝන් - මරණය ජීවිතය විතරක් දැනගෙන හිටිය මගේ කතාව මැද්දට ආදරය ආවා.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

A EmiBonnie Fanfiction. Emi Tuazon is a sunshine florist who believes every bouquet tells a love story-even the ones placed on coffins. Bonnie Patricio is a composed, sharp-tongued funeral director who deals with grief, paperwork, and chaos with deadpan calm. They should only meet for business. What starts as clashing personalities turns into late-night deliveries, stolen glances, and tension that refuses to stay professional. Because sometimes love blooms... in the most unexpected place-right next to death. GENRE: Dark Comedy • Sapphic Romcom • Workplace Romance • Opposites Attract • Slow Burn & Steamy Romance

Edwyn 'Eddie' Gates is a 34-year-old man. He had just signed up to get out of jail to experience... alternative punishments. (!!!THIS IS A FANFIC BASED OFF THE GAME 'JACKPOT CRASH COURSE' BY INVESTIGRAVE STUDIOS. PLEASE PLAY THE GAME AND SUPPORT THE DEVS!!!)