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Lou Yuqing transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds to a gossip system, perfect for someone who just wants to lie flat and watch the drama unfold. There's only one problem. Her thoughts... aren't private. At the disciple acceptance ceremony, the esteemed Immortal Venerable Zixiao is about to take in a final disciple, until Lou Yuqing casually thinks: [That disciple will betray him in the future, steal his Daoist partner, loot his pills, and leave him a laughingstock of the cultivation world.] The Immortal Venerable's expression changes instantly. "We have no master-disciple fate." The chosen disciple: stunned. Lou Yuqing: even more stunned. Things only get worse from there. [Those two girls? Both impostors. The real one was thrown into a snake pit.] Sect Leader: "How dare you!" [That 'son-in-law'? Actually a woman in disguise.] Young Lady: "...A woman?!" [That patient? An undercover traitor who just crippled the Medical Sage and escaped.] Enforcement Hall: "Seize him!" Lou Yuqing just wanted to quietly eat melons and mind her business... But somehow, every thought she has gets broadcast to the entire sect. As secrets unravel, scandals explode, and chaos spreads- The sect prospers. Justice is served. And Lou Yuqing, the unwilling gossip machine... Becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world.

Warning: I do not own Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Hazbin Hotel, or Helluva Boss. All rights belong to their respective owners. Y/N lived an ordinary life. No magic. No destiny. No grand adventure. That all changed the night four assassins broke into his home. Outnumbered and wounded, he fought with everything he had. Blood stained the floor as the battle raged, but even after defeating his attackers, fate showed him no mercy. Trapped within the burning remains of his own home, Y/N watched the flames consume everything he had ever known. Death should have been the end. Instead, it was only the beginning. Awakening in the depths of Hell, Y/N expected to become just another sinner among countless souls. But something far stranger awaited him. Reborn in the body of the legendary Demon King, Ganondorf, he now possesses unimaginable power in a world ruled by demons, overlords, angels, and endless chaos. As ancient darkness stirs within him and Hell itself begins to take notice, Y/N must decide what kind of king he will become. A conqueror. A tyrant. Or something far worse. For in a realm where monsters thrive and sinners fight for survival, the Triforce of Sin has found its bearer. And Hell may never be the same again.

Nani spent two years loving Sky in silence. He was the friend who always stayed, always cared, and always smiled-even when his heart secretly wished for something more. But Sky never saw him that way. When Sky finally fell in love with someone else, Nani accepted it with a smile and buried his feelings where nobody could find them. He thought he had lost his only chance at love. Until Saint entered his life. Saint was not a hero. He was the man people feared-the powerful senior with a dangerous reputation, a cold heart, and a darkness that made others keep their distance. The world called him ruthless, a villain who never hesitated to destroy anyone who stood in his way. But when Saint saw Nani's broken smile, something changed. For the first time, the man who feared nothing wanted to protect something. He didn't wait like Sky did. He didn't overlook Nani's worth. Saint chose him from the beginning-with a devotion so intense it was almost frightening. While Sky realized his feelings too late, Saint was already becoming Nani's safe place. Because sometimes the person everyone calls a villain... Is the only person who knows how to love you right. "He was the villain everyone warned him about... until Nani discovered he was the only person who would burn the world just to keep him warm."

The world did not break. It simply failed to load properly. When a faulty reality update disrupts the synchronisation of collective memory, millions of people begin remembering things that supposedly never existed in this version of the world. Pikachu had a black marking on its tail. C-3PO had two gold-coloured legs. And humanity did not invent AI. According to Crocodile, an independent reality-security researcher, generative artificial intelligence came from the help file of an alien system. It entered human hands so that nobody could ever again be completely certain which image was real, which memory was false, or which version of the world they were living in. An absurd science-fiction satire about faulty updates, cosmic bureaucracy, six-fingered pianists, and an artificial intelligence originally designed to operate a galaxy-scale dishwasher. No restore point was created.

Simon life has already been a dumpster fire. Cold, and a boy who is and detached from the world. And who has been walking on his own his whole life. His eyes, though young, hide the weight of countless things that has happened. But, that all ended when decides to send himself, but was found and saved by a unknown organization that found him at his lowest. Now with a new life of being a student at a high school student to being a cold assassin at night. Follow Simon's journey through a world of assassins, and a battle against the thrill of blood being shed, as he fights to find his place in a life that never wanted him..

*ART STYLE IS CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED. A NEW COVER WILL HOPEFULLY COME SOME TIME THIS YEAR* After centuries of being stuck in a cross and a fucking rock, a group of unsuspecting explorers set Halo and Hellfire free. Turns out, those explorers were just "mortal" objects who were apparently trapped in a forest after an accident. After adjusting themselves to the new setting, Halo and Hellfire come up with one final solution to settle an endless debate of which side is better: Heaven or Hell. Their idea WAS...a competition. At first, it would seem random and basically a waste of time for most of other objects. That is until they realize that the winning team would have the chance to either become angels or demons! Which team will end up on top? Which team will utterly fail miserably? And which team will get more character development than everyone else combined? LET'S FUCKING FIND OUT! DISCLAIMERS!: - Swearing (As if you couldn't tell) - Probably shitty comedy - Dark themes (Not really but maybe) - Potentially suggestive stuff (If you can tell, good for you I guess...) - Most likely a lot of other stuff that wouldn't fit in this list Everything is made by me. The characters, drawings, and the ability to outright ruin the lives of these poor things for entertainment. Yeah, it's all me.

Something happened to Delilah. And then something happens again, something that changes her life forever. After landing a record deal with the UK's biggest label, Delilah is forced to navigate the life she once dreamed of. But as she stands on the cusp of something big, her past continues to haunt her.

"As much as I think that zombie leader is hot, it would be SO NOT hot if it ate me!" The Walking Dead meets Modern Family with a heavy dose of romance-webtoon comedy. Lyra Winters just wanted to finish her breakfast, but a sudden zombie outbreak derailed her morning. Now, she's navigating a ruined world with her terrifyingly protective parents, a shy sledgehammer-wielding powerhouse, and Julian-a dashing stranger who can shoot a shotgun but has absolutely zero defense against Lyra's relentless teasing. Can a sane man survive the zombie horde when his allies are more chaotic than the monsters outside? Welcome to the apocalypse. It's brutal, it's bloody, and absolutely hilarious.

Jessica Star is the prettiest, most popular girl at her school. And she knows a little bit of everything about everything. When a new AI called 'The System' gets put in to help with discipline, she can't wait to tell her classmates all about it. But a little bit of knowledge can be a dangerous thing, and Jessica is in for a rude awakening when she discovers a few things she *didn't* know about The System...

We were just two strangers on the same Instagram page... until one follow changed everything. We didn't know where this journey would lead, but somehow, it led us to each other. Texting and Instagram page based theme story. With Narration Top-Taehyung. Bottom-Jungkook. Taekook... Yoonmin Namjin.

Grief doesn't come with instructions. A funeral, a family, and a narrator who notices everything nobody else will say out loud.

Pierce only wanted a roll of tape from the corner store, but a troublesome woman and a creature of the night follow him home through the snow. Short story, 4,500 words.

Eight years ago, he vanished. Aria moved on-or at least convinced herself she did. She buried her heartbreak under a medical degree and carefully built walls, telling herself the past was done. But the universe clearly had a sense of humor. After a 4:00 AM hospital shift, all she wants is sleep. Instead, she wakes up in the morning ... next to the one man she never expected to see again-Rowan. Same space. Same pillow. Same ache she thought she'd outgrown. Now he's back, quietly undoing everything she spent years piecing together. Every glance feels familiar. Every accidental touch feels louder than it should. Like nothing ever really ended. Like eight years of silence was just a breath held too long. Eight years too late... or maybe just in time to shake a life she thought was finally steady.

Before the Hollow's Heart chose its keeper... Before the first banners were raised for war... Before Queen Maerwyn made her fateful pact with the dragon, Iridrax... There were The Raven Lords. Seven immortals. Seven broken souls bound by a forbidden gift that was never meant for mortals-a self-righteous judge, an executioner, a human scavenger driven to madness, an obsessive dream-weaver, a dragon expelled from the heavens, a beast born of the ancient forests, and an old, dying alchemist who bottled immortality itself. Revered as gods by some. Cursed as harbingers by others. Yet they were not born villains. They laughed. They loved. They dreamed of a better world. Then a princess chose duty over the boy she deeply loved. A single broken heart echoed across centuries, turning hope into obsession... and a man into the Lord of Judgment. As kingdoms rose and fell, the Raven Lords walked through history unchanged, leaving behind myths written in blood, ash, and feathers. Some became legends. Some became nightmares. And one... ...still waits at the bottom of a world that could not kill him. Chronicles of Elarion: The Raven Lords is a mythic dark fantasy novella and a prequel to Hollow's Heart, chronicling the centuries-long tragedy that forged the seven Raven Lords, the immortal bond that united them, and the love that would one day threaten all of Elarion. "One lost her to death." "One lost her to life."

死神.✦ ݁˖ ❝ 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯, 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦... ❞ 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 .✦ ݁˖ 01 ↳ The story follows our (soon)beloved main character, Natsuki Kuuhara...... ....a grim reaper with horrible knowledge of human's mind, way too confident with their judgement, until things goes horribly wrong. And she has to do something! ⤷ Inspired by Toilet Bound Hanako-kun 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 ›› 07˙02˙2026 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 ›› --˙--˙-- 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀 : Ongoing 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗕𝘆: Yumi & UsaNeko 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝....

25-year-old Grace Avery is a stunning woman working as a detective/investigator. Due to her looks, she often gets sexist remarks from her colleagues, seen only as an object of praise and beauty rather than a fellow detective. Annoyed and frustrated, she goes to an old friend for help and assistance, asking for a partner who doesn't care about her looks and has the brains to work with her, to which she learns that there is a person who could help her, the problem lays in the fact that, that person is the very same man who Grace knew and hated in high school, Basil M. House. Will Grace continue to hate his guts? Is Basil the same man whom Grace knew in High school? And will their relationship change? This is a reimagining of Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Besides being a reimagining, it's also a composite of different mystery stories and movies that I loved, so don't be surprised if some of the cases or puzzles look familiar. Apologies for the grammar mistakes:( Really enjoyed writing this:) This story is also on royal road

Love is a battlefield. Literally. To the rest of the world, Alice is the flawless, smiling idol of her high school. To herself, she's a burnt-out teenager desperately wishing for the end of the world just so she can skip class. She gets her wish when the sky tears open, unleashing an alien horde upon the city. Enter the Magical Girls of War-unstoppable warriors wielding cosmic power. Yet, behind the frills, ribbons, and massive weapons lies a darker truth: their magic is fueled by the rawest, most volatile human defects. Chief among them is a terrifyingly hyper-protective pink warrior driven by a dangerous, unhinged obsession to keep Alice safe at all costs... even if Alice has absolutely no idea who they are. Amidst explosions, flying debris, and broken hearts, a war of toxic emotions has begun.

What happens after the moment you weren't supposed to have... but can't forget? She was never meant to be a part of their world. Nora was organized, driven, and disciplined. She built her life on structure and control. Nora always picked the safe path. To her, life had to be predictable. Predictable was safe. Change meant danger. But when two handsome Italian mobsters- or better yet, brothers- drift into her orbit her once peaceful life turmoiled into chaos. And in their world, nothing was safe. Not even her heart.

(Contains spoilers for all chapters) [Version A] Kris, for the past 2 days, haven't had their autonomy for quite some time. Their soul had been making choices for them that they'd rather have not been made. However, after the Queen's battle, wake up in the overworld, confused and disorientated, but.... with free will, again? They would be happy, but it's cut short when they realize that what they hoped for came with a strange price. A price that they hope they can get rid of soon before things go awry.

Humans... always trying to speedrun their downfall. They tore the world apart, then acted shocked when there was nothing left. The apocalypse came and went. No glory in it. Just ash, blood, and fools dying confused. Then they rebuilt it. Because they never learn. Now the world stands again, but, you know... it's real dodgy. Yeah. It's dark. Rotten from the inside. Evil... everywhere. Real dick for brains, motherfuckers running around doing heinous things. Real bottom-tier pieces of human shit. Not hidden either. It walks openly, smiling. But even rot knows fear, and there's a dude that scares the absolute fuck out of every last one of those sadistic bastards. Abram Karasu. If that psychopath decides you're on the menu, your fate was signed, sealed, and notarized before you even heard his footsteps. So don't embarrass yourself by begging. Seriously. It doesn't make him merciful... it just pisses him the fuck off. He doesn't give speeches. He gives brutal honesty. And every lesson comes delivered with all the warmth of a goddamn kunai straight to the face. The guilty know him for the way he kills. Slow when it needs to be slow. Painful when pain is deserved. Accurate. Unmoved. Brutal. He tears evil apart piece by piece, making sure nothing crawls back afterward. No loose ends. No second chances. When retribution moves through him, doors don't matter. Walls don't matter. Your just fucked. Still... he isn't devoid of emotion. God, no. Don't get that twisted. Under all that carnage and maniacal euphoria, there's a normal guy who's just trying to live his fucking life. He's a rare kind of person. Hard to find. The innocent see it. A hand offered. Protection given without a word. He's no hero. Heroes care about being seen. Karasu is just a guy with insane power that chose to use it to do remarkable shit. People say his methods are... Unorthodox. Yeah, that's the word...