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Warning: I do not own Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Hazbin Hotel, or Helluva Boss. All rights belong to their respective owners. Y/N lived an ordinary life. No magic. No destiny. No grand adventure. That all changed the night four assassins broke into his home. Outnumbered and wounded, he fought with everything he had. Blood stained the floor as the battle raged, but even after defeating his attackers, fate showed him no mercy. Trapped within the burning remains of his own home, Y/N watched the flames consume everything he had ever known. Death should have been the end. Instead, it was only the beginning. Awakening in the depths of Hell, Y/N expected to become just another sinner among countless souls. But something far stranger awaited him. Reborn in the body of the legendary Demon King, Ganondorf, he now possesses unimaginable power in a world ruled by demons, overlords, angels, and endless chaos. As ancient darkness stirs within him and Hell itself begins to take notice, Y/N must decide what kind of king he will become. A conqueror. A tyrant. Or something far worse. For in a realm where monsters thrive and sinners fight for survival, the Triforce of Sin has found its bearer. And Hell may never be the same again.

Nevermore Academy, a school for the outcast, the creatures and beings of the world that society would rather keep in the shadows, the ones that are more than they appear and that...is where your story begins. Eyes as blue as the azure sky that is the symbol of the Contractor, but what does that mean? All will be revealed as Wednesday Addams walks through those doors.

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

[Y/N VILLAIN READER X IZUKU MIDORIYA] 𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝒙 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 --- "You want to save the world, while I want to watch it burn. We're on polarizing sides, set on taking the other down". Y/n L/n has many names, but across Japan's underworld, she is best known as Polterheist... a young opportunistic villain with a phantom quirk who appears without warning, stealing whatever she pleases. Candy to corner stores, weapons from black markets, and classified government files burned purely for her amusement. No target is too small, and no vault too secure. With a quirk that lets her slip through walls, it allowed Polterheist to commit over a thousand heists without ever being caught. She lives how she wants, free, alone, untouchable, and entirely on her own terms. But when Polterheist crosses paths with Tomura Shigaraki and the rising League of Villains, she's offered the ultimate score: help bring down All Might, the Symbol of Peace himself. It would be the kind of power move that would shake the entire world. For Polterheist, it's simple: betray them at the last moment, steal the credit, and cement her legend forever. But everything goes wrong when a recklessly stubborn boy with messy green hair challenges her worldview. And when faced against someone who sees her as more than just a villain, Polterheist's unhinged freedom begins to crack for the first time. 𝑪𝑾𝒔 & 𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑺 This is a slow-burn book! The beginning of this fic will follow the main plot, but the reader's actions will slowly divert the story into an original timeline. It's worth mentioning that this is an AU with slightly tweaked elements that WILL be explained! Keep in mind that this is 𝐧𝐨𝐭 a redemption story. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE'S actions have consequences. Remember this! TAGS: Utilitarian OC Villain (not y/n)/Corrupt HPSC/Hearing Voices/Flashbacks/Idiots in Love/

On the continent of Adriala, humankind lives in perfect peace with nature. On their thirteenth birthday each citizen receives a divine blessing from the Alverian Goddess. However, its citizens believe that since their blessings make everyone happy, people are incapable of violence. Soon unexplainable deaths and disappearances challenge the prevailing teachings of the Alverian church. In response to the bizarre occurrences a unique team of heretics will use their knowledge of the dead to expose the truth.

All her life, all Kaisleigh's known, is being spoiled and pampered beyond words. Then she finds her true love, her chosen, the one she's destined to be with for the rest of her life. But he isn't exactly what Kaisleigh hoped for. He challenges her spoiled and inconsiderate attitude and doesn't bend to her will. Then, 400 years later an ancient curse threatens to separate them. Follow them on their journey as a couple.

Magic is turning your thoughts into reality - and all things know it. From the humblest farmer to the greatest Nomori, maga flows through daily life as naturally as breathing. For Lucia Delafoga, a member of a bloodline once famed for their firepower, it's the one thing she can't seem to do. Not a single spell to her name at nearly sixteen. The only proof she has of her heritage is a mark on her arm and a letter from her parents, containing a family spell she's never been able to cast. She just wants to prove her bloodline means something. What could possibly get in her way?

On Harry Renard's fifty-fifth Birthday he awakes to find that his face has been encased in a black cloud, which he thinks is odd because it had not been there the night before. On inspecting this strange phenomenon, Harry realises that he can just about see out through the dark mist, but his face is completely obscured from the outside. Unsure of what to do but worried that if he is late for work again, on yet another gloomy Monday morning, his juvenile boss Tarquin Stark will finally have a reason to dismiss him. On arriving at the office Harry is surprised to find the cloud has expanded to engulf his whole head, but why does no one else in the office seem to notice? UNDERBELLY [n.] singular The soft underside or abdomen of a mammal. An area vulnerable to attack. A dark, hidden part of society. Trigger Warning, This story contains themes of Bullying, Suicide and Self-harm

- Japan's Environment Ministry Conservation Corps vs. Otherworldly Humanity First Empire - It was a well-known and widely acknowledged fact that Japan's Ministry of the Environment was tasked with defending Japan's natural environment, protecting wildlife, and preserving biodiversity, and that, to possess the minimum necessary force to accomplish these objectives, it maintained the Environmental Conservation Corps, which had been established through the progressive dissolution and reorganization of the former Self-Defense Forces. Using a Shangri-La-class high-output power vessel obtained as spoils of war from the former United States of America, they had finally opened a door to another world. It was a world of imperialism, where the strong ruled over others-and in one corner of that world, there was a species that was being oppressed and was now on the verge of extinction. Its name, Simia altavita (common name: elves). "The extinction of a precious species means that they will all die. That is something we absolutely must prevent," commented Japan's Minister of the Environment, and a decision was made to deploy the ECC to protect these tallmonkeys. RELEASE: 2020 (INCOMPLETE)

"My favorite guilty pleasure? Do I even have any innocent ones...?" ~ Koi Tashaki When an escapee from a lab that studies humans under the judging eyes of immortals escapes, she finds herself running straight into another individual she'd rather have avoided - if she even knew what to look for to begin with... Lily Silentson isn't too bright, and even if she's been held captive by something other than humans, she can't even tell when she runs straight into another being who isn't human. Koi is a vampire with a unique ability that separates him from the others. He has the ability to shapeshift into any being he wishes. After spending enough time trying to convince other vampires that it didn't mean anything bad, he decided to let it go and live on his own elsewhere... But not without a burning will to exact revenge and spite on someone else for all his losses. Vampire x Human strangers/enemies to lovers.

Nani's older brother ran away from his wedding with the man he loved. The groom left behind was Ohm Athirat, Sky Wongravee's older brother. With hundreds of guests watching and both families furious, the wedding is about to collapse. Then Sky steps forward. "I'll marry Nani." Nani is the younger brother of the runaway groom. Sky is the younger brother of the rejected groom. They were never supposed to end up together. Everyone thought Sky was saving the family's reputation. They were wrong. Sky had already noticed the pretty boy long before that ruined wedding. The soft mouth. The narrow waist. The way Nani's breath caught whenever Sky stood too close. And now? Now Nani would be wearing his ring, sleeping under his roof, and waking up to the man who had been quietly wanting him for far longer than Nani ever realized. But Ohm doesn't accept losing Tee. His wounded pride turns into resentment, then obsession, and finally a dangerous hatred aimed straight at Nani. Sky wants Nani. Ohm wants Tee back. And both brothers are willing to destroy the family to get what they want. Because sometimes the worst thing that can happen to a runaway wedding... is that the wrong brother gets chosen. "𝑩𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅."

THE BROTHERS OF MAYHEM A Marvel Fanfiction Wade Wilson and Max Wilson were once just two brothers trying to live a peaceful life. But after a horrifying tragedy destroys their family, everything changes forever. Years later, Wade becomes the unpredictable and chaotic Deadpool, while Max transforms into the ruthless Punisher. Though separated by pain and anger, fate brings them back together when a dangerous conspiracy begins threatening the world itself. As mysterious experiments, deadly organizations, and powerful enemies rise from the shadows, the brothers are forced into a violent journey filled with betrayal, emotional scars, explosive battles, and dark secrets connected to their past. Along the way, they encounter powerful figures like Blade, Colossus, Human Torch, and even Ghost Rider. But the greatest danger may not be the monsters they fight... it may be the darkness growing inside themselves. Packed with brutal action, emotional moments, dark comedy, multiversal chaos, and classic Deadpool madness, The Brothers of Mayhem is a cinematic Marvel-style adventure about revenge, brotherhood, loss, and redemption. Two brothers. One war. Infinite chaos. "Less chit-chat... more boom."

(new chapter every Monday!) New mission. Same chaos. Worse dress code. It's been exactly three days since Tony-a perfectly ordinary, slightly awkward high school guy-accidentally unlocked a power system fueled by raw, unhinged human emotion. When he transforms, he doesn't just put on a costume; he undergoes a complete biological shift into Pink, a petite, hyper-protective, hammer-wielding magical girl who happens to be his own louder, sassier subconscious. In less than seventy-two hours, Tony and his squad of beautifully traumatized teammates have shattered localized physics, leveled a neighborhood diner, and accidentally rewritten the multiversal rulebook. Naturally, the corporate overlords took notice. Slammed face-first into the interdimensional hub of The Sparkle Syndicate, Team 7-A is about to face their most terrifying threat yet: a mandatory corporate onboarding. The Syndicate treats saving the universe like a competitive 9-to-5 desk job, tracks emotional magic on a standardized spreadsheet, and issues corporate life insurance in case a teammate goes missing on a mission. Even worse? Because Tony's raw, boundless power completely breaks their clinical scanning metrics, the Syndicate's computers registered him as having zero baseline magic. And according to strict corporate protocol, the Syndicate always thrusts the absolute weakest, most useless lightweight into the leadership role to force them to grow. Now, a teenage boy who biologically transforms into a magical girl...who also happens to look like she could headline a glittery pop concert... is the official corporate-appointed CEO of a squad of absolute freaks. The Syndicate thinks they can manage them, balance their stats, and force them to clock in. They have absolutely no idea what they just signed up for.

I'm writing this diary so I don't go insane. Every thought. Every memory. Every realization. The military sealed off our city. Our phones were confiscated. The fog grew larger. Would you go to hell for the person you love the most? I did. I ran in to save my dog.

The story itself is complete. Just I'm adding skits. This is a zombie AU of Spy School by Stuart Gibbs. In this, Erica, Ben and Mike have to figure out who/what infected Zoe. Then, they have to figure out how to convert Zoe back without either killing her, nor infecting them. I changed Zoe's personality a little. Though, the changes are because of the virus. Stuart Gibbs owns all of the characters, and I just made the plot. Zoe named it Triple Z because it wasn't meant to have a name. This is in Zoe's POV. This is my first time ever writing in Zoe's Point of View. There won't be that much gore. Mainly zombie jokes and some just are a little creepy. People will still get infected. Though, if you are scared easily when it comes to reading stuff like this, don't read. This kind of takes place after book eight, so spoilers if you haven't read that. And I did think out the zombie rules if you have been wondering. Not heavy romance. Mostly physiological horror.

The Dark Portal opens again.... Phoenix's mana potions keep running out, a new source becoming more and more necessary as she attempts to reach one of history's most infamous warlocks, a certain prince catching her eye.......... Newly cursed, Cassandra must master her deadly temper, an unwanted admirer making this far more difficult......... Despite the wishes of her sisters, Belinda joins Azeroth's bravest heroes into Draenor, making unlikely (and quite likely) friends, her faith challenged by a daunting enemy......... The Warlords of Draenor are formidable, more so than any of the Deveau sisters have ever faced, and the Legion still looms.......

Eighteen-year-old Feenix DeSuza has a secret. Inside his hidden terrarium, he's discovered something that could doom his entire colony: Earth's oxygen will run out by winter. But when Feenix tries to warn them, nobody listens. Instead, his colony turns against him, and he's exiled into a world where every breath could be his last. His only hope is the one person he should never trust-a sworn enemy feared as a cannibal fiend. Gidget. Forced to follow her deep into the dead air in pursuit of a mysterious signal, Feenix expects betrayal, bloodshed, and probably to end up as dinner. What he doesn't expect is to discover that there's far more to Gidget than the monster he's been taught to fear. Together they are humanity's last hope. And its final breath.

When homebody Maggie West awakes after a fun, one-off, one-night stand, she finds her date stabbed in bed. And herself? The prime suspect in a murder she definitely didn't commit. How's that for getting out of your comfort zone? Now, the residents of her apartment building are convinced she's some femme fatale. The internet is roasting her mugshot, and the detective assigned to her case seems way too attractive to be this suspicious. Desperate and clueless, Maggie teams up with said detective, Jace Rowe, hoping to find the real killer before prison finds her. But what awaits is a trail of nosy neighbors, awkward cover-ups and a high tech scheme against her, with too many 1's and 0's that leaves her more befuddled than angry. And with Detective Jace's back muscles stealing her focus, it's almost too much for a gal to handle. Murder was never on her Netflix and chill list, but Maggie is determined to clear her name, fast, because she's sure as hell no one's fall girl. For fans of FINLAY DONOVAN IS KILLING IT and DIAL A FOR AUNTIES. Rated Mature for adult themes and language.

Pierce only wanted a roll of tape from the corner store, but a troublesome woman and a creature of the night follow him home through the snow. Short story, 4700 words.

Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Isekai, Magic, Sci-Fi, Shounen, Supernatural Synopsis: An ordinary man in his 20s died trying to save someone, only to end up dead. When he woke up, he found that he had become a girl, a character from the Light Novel he was familiar with. Disclaimer: I do not own the game/story of Honkai: Star Rail and A Certain Magical Index. All credits to the original owners, HoyoVerse and Kamachi Kazuma I also do not own the pictures and illustrations that I will be using in the story. All credits go to the original Artist.