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What happens when revenge starts to feel too much like devotion? Rithvay married Ahilya Rathore to ruin her. The infamous villainess who walked through life untouched, leaving disasters behind her like perfume in the air. He wanted consequences. He wanted her on her knees beneath the weight of everything she escaped. Instead, he finds something far worse. A woman as broken as he is. A marriage soaked in hatred. And a connection neither of them can survive untouched. Because monsters understand monsters better than anyone else.

Our marriage was arranged. So was our divorce. I obeyed my parents. He obeyed his. At 25, I'm a divorcée. A single mom to a three-year-old. At 30, he's a divorcé. A weekend father. Bravo. ------------------------------------------ WARNING: Mature Language.

[FEMALE VILLAIN READER X MY HERO ACADEMIA] 𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝒙 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 --- "You want to save the world, while I want to watch it burn. We're on polarizing sides, set on taking the other down". Y/n L/n has many names, but across Japan's underworld, she is best known as Polterheist... an opportunistic welding mask-clad villain with a phantom quirk who appears without warning, stealing whatever she pleases. Candy to corner stores, weapons from black markets, and classified government files burned purely to make a statement. No target is too small, and no vault too secure. With a quirk that lets her slip through walls, it allowed Polterheist to commit over a thousand heists without ever being caught. She lives how she wants, free, alone, untouchable, and entirely on her own terms. But when Polterheist crosses paths with Tomura Shigaraki and the rising League of Villains, she's offered the ultimate score: help bring down All Might, the Symbol of Peace himself. It would be the kind of power move that would shake the entire world. For Polterheist, it's simple: betray them at the last moment, steal the credit, and cement her legend forever. But everything goes wrong when a recklessly stubborn boy with messy green hair, Izuku Midoriya, refuses to let anyone die, no matter who they are. And for the first time in her life, Polterheist's unhinged freedom begins to crack. ░▒▓|►─═ ─ ┈ » ❤️ This is a slow-burn book! So don't expect a love-at-first-sight type of cliche deal. For awhile this book will follow the main anime PLOT, but the readers actions will slowly divert the story into an original timeline. It's worth mentioning that this is an AU with slightly tweaked elements that WILL be explained! Keep in mind that this is 𝐧𝐨𝐭 a redemption story. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE'S actions have consequences. Remember this! ➪ ᴍʜᴀ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏʀɪᴋᴏꜱʜɪ

Enters (Y/N), an 18 year old man, a fan of the show RWBY and a great Blade & Sorcery player. What would happen if, while lauching Blade & Sorcery, he would be sent to the world of Remnant with all his skills and powers from the game? Would he help save the world or would he cause problems, all while having fun of course, his version of fun. Rated mature for (sometimes excessive) detailed violence. ( I mean we are talking about Blade & Sorcery players, they are all extremely violent ) I do not own RWBY, it belongs to Rooster Teeth Productions. I do not own Blade & Sorcery, it belongs to WarpFrog studio

Haunted by her own demons, Luna has never seen the world in color. Then a boy moves in next door, turning her life upside down. But a memory from her childhood a boy she once saw suffer refuses to stay buried. When their worlds collide, Luna must face the past and the uncertain future it demands.

This an AU (Alternate Universe) where Aqua and Ruby was reborn without memories of their past life... and more insane events that lead to Ruby to take revenge for Ai... in Aqua's place. With plot twists, lies and surprises in Ruby's ways... can she be the 'new Aqua?" Or... will there even be a new 𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚? Found out yourself! (I do not own Oshi No Ko nor it's characters.... BUT there will be will be a character that I added in this story... so yeah!) This story also only started in chapter 2 because I too lazy to write chapter 1... sorry! Enjoy!

A robbery gone... right? On what seems to be a night like any other, Bex finds herself staring down the barrel of a gun about to be robbed. Junior, the one holding the gun, expects this to be a run of the mill robbery, but gets more than he bargined for. Both of them are seeking solutions to problems that have haunted them for so long, and together, they begin a journey toward new beginnings. ***I am currently on a hiatus while testing, planning, and hopefully getting surgery to fix one of my carpal tunnel ridden hands. I'm hoping to be back by the end of summer 2024. Nevertheless, I will be back at some point to finish the story*** *I'm working on this story in real-time, so it is ongoing for now! :)* *Title might change- I haven't figured that part out yet * Currently ranked: (As of 04/28/24) #2 for unlikelyfriends (out of 605) #10 for Wattpadoriginal (out of 489) #11 for darkcomedy (out of 1000+) #14 for unlikelyromance (out of 866) #32 for Roadtrip (out of 1000+) #39 for mentalillness (out of 1000+)

RANDOM GUY - ERROR 404 Most people choose their race. Jo managed to die during character creation. Now, he's a Level 0 skeleton trapped in a brutal System Apocalypse. His status screen is a corrupted mess, his class is [NOT FOUND], and the System keeps giving him administrative apologies instead of actual, useful rewards. To make matters worse, his only companion is Unchi ("Little Poop"), his deaf chihuahua. Unchi was imported into the world ten minutes before him, technically has more survival experience, and immediately stole one of Jo's foot bones as a chew toy. As a former clinical psychologist, Jo spent his life helping people find alternatives to violence. But in this new reality? The only way an undead can level up is by harvesting vital energy from death. Armed with nothing but an existential crisis, a glitchy interface, and a severe lack of metatarsals, Jo must navigate a world of monstrous bureaucracy and graphic carnage. He has seven days to survive the tutorial, figure out a starting skill literally named "?", and track down his best friend-a fabulous drag queen who is apparently active and thriving somewhere out in the chaos. The System thinks he's a bug. Jo thinks it's an opportunity.

Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Creatures big and small! Welcome to Elgar's Amazing Circus of Broken Wonders! Where every orphan finds a home. Where every creature big and small finds a place to belong. Why the masks you ask? Why do none of us speak? Why are there only kids running the show? Why does our beloved circus appear and disappears at will? And why oh why are our visitors forbidden to exit after midnight? Well, ladies and gents, that's a question to ask our Master Elgar, the one of the very last of the Aethers! Gather around and give applause to our little menagerie! Kids from fourteen to six of wonderful broken talents that every monster and creature are after! Enjoy our show, this might be your last time seeing us! Farewell! Ladies and Gentlemen! And please... H-help us...

Annie Sawchuk works for the family business started by her grandmother, Olga. With supernatural abilities, she hunts vampires and werewolves (for a reasonable fee). She's falling in love with Edward Blue, who disposes of the night creatures she kills (a disgusting but essential job), and is yearning to grow beyond her childhood home, where she still lives as a twenty-something. An impeccably dressed and fiendishly handsome vampire, Vesper van Goethe, comes into her life claiming to be her grandmother's old love. Family history, secrets, love, and tragedy come to light and as Easter approaches, Annie learns of a unprecedented gathering of vampires and their monstrous sanguisuga kin. With the help of new friends, her grandmother and her mother, there is a chance to go on the largest hunt ever. It's sure to be a bloodbath. Annie can't wait.

Have you ever wanted to read a poem about fashion and coffee? What about dark fashion? This collection of poems is about fashion, dark comedy, and coffee tales. It's about showing up to work late and your boss being up to something. This collection will have you dancing, wondering, and left surprised with all poems connecting in a big fashion story. These poems will have you making a latte or a tea and will give you a shock and make you laugh. A dark tale these poems are with fun big shops. And there's coffee and cake to wake!

At Oaks Wood High, secrets are as common as shadows. When human teenager Luki Danvester enrolls in a school filled with supernatural beings-werewolves, vampires, witches, and creatures far darker-she expects to feel out of place. What she doesn't expect are the dreams. For months, Luki has been haunted by vivid, impossible dreams of two boys she's never met: one surrounded by moonlit forests and golden eyes, the other cloaked in darkness with a dangerous, haunting stare. The dreams feel too real... almost like memories. Everything changes when two mysterious transfer students arrive at Oaks Wood High: Zayne Blackwood, a hot-tempered werewolf with a chip on his shoulder, and Austin Valentine, a sharp-tongued vampire who seems impossible to read. The problem? They despise each other. Vampires and werewolves have been enemies for centuries, and neither plans on changing that. But when Luki realizes they're the exact same boys from her recurring dreams, questions begin to unravel faster than she can answer them. Why has she been dreaming about them for months? Why do Zayne and Austin seem to recognize her too? And what dangerous secret ties a human girl to two supernatural enemies destined to hate one another? At Oaks Wood High, not every destiny is chosen... and some connections are impossible to escape.

Shiro Shirogane is a 17-year-old girl trying to survive in the endless chaos of Tokyo. Orphaned, broke, and determined to keep going, she lands a night guard job at a mysterious, crumbling hotel. Comedy, supernatural mayhem, and subtle romance await in this dark yet humorous story of unlikely friendship, survival, and what it truly means to be "seen."

The virtual simulation is in too deep and full of secrets... Sink into the depths of the abyss All characters mentioned in the story are all original characters created and belongs to me! Show love and support on this throughout the chapters, characters, and stories.

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

I'm not sure why he took me. I don't know who he is. I don't know what he looks like. I don't even know why he chose me. One moment I had a family, a future, and parents who loved me. Then I was gone. For the last eight years, I've lived in a prison disguised as a home. I've been watched, educated, and guarded by a violent pack paid to keep me alive for a man I've never met. While other people lived their lives, I spent mine reading about people brave enough to take their fates into their own hands, waiting for it to finally be my turn. Then my captors make a mistake. The biggest mistake of their lives. They steal someone precious from the Lycan King. Now he's coming to collect. Blutrünstig. The bloodthirsty king. The king who took his throne through blood and death. The king whose enemies rarely live long enough to regret crossing him. For the first time in eight years, everything is about to change. The truth about my captor isn't the only secret being hidden from me. Someone stole my future. Someone stole my freedom. Now it's time for me to discover why.

Unfettered, Free market Capitalism. The best of all possible worlds right? When Wendy Gazab moves into a luxury apartment complex where friendship has a credit score, oxygen is sold in premium tiers, and economists explain human suffering with perfect calm. Everyone else calls this optimization. Darkly funny, disturbingly plausible, and emotionally surgical, How Do Economists Fart? is Candide for the 21st century. A procedural horror about bureaucracy, behavioral capitalism, and the terrifying possibility that the systems destroying your life are functioning exactly as designed.

25-year-old Grace Avery is a stunning woman working as a detective/investigator. Due to her looks, she often gets sexist remarks from her colleagues, seen only as an object of praise and beauty rather than a fellow detective. Annoyed and frustrated, she goes to an old friend for help and assistance, asking for a partner who doesn't care about her looks and has the brains to work with her, to which she learns that there is a person who could help her, the problem lays in the fact that, that person is the very same man who Grace knew and hated in high school, Basil M. House. Will Grace continue to hate his guts? Is Basil the same man whom Grace knew in High school? And will their relationship change? This is a reimagining of Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Besides being a reimagining, it's also a composite of different mystery stories and movies that I loved, so don't be surprised if some of the cases or puzzles look familiar. Apologies for the grammar mistakes:( Really enjoyed writing this:) This story is also on royal road

Something happened to Delilah. And then something happens again, something that changes her life forever. After landing a record deal with the UK's biggest label, Delilah is forced to navigate the life she once dreamed of. But as she stands on the cusp of something big, her past continues to haunt her.

Noah Moore has been fascinated by serial killers ever since he was old enough to understand that human behavior knows no limits. Determined to understand what drives people to kill, he decides to dive deep into the psychology of murder. But the journey takes a dark turn when he meets a convicted murderer who offers to answer all his burning questions for a small favor. Temped by the idea of interviewing an actual serial killer, Noah finds himself having to make a tough decision. Should he risk his future for a life-threatening alliance, or should he let fear overpower his curiosity, knowing that some roads are better left unexplored, and some people only left as 'what ifs'? Warning! This series was never meant to be an easy read. If you're not comfortable with graphic violence, disturbing imagery, psychological and physical abuse, sexual content, racism, self-harm, kidnapping, drug use, substance use, and torture, you should move on or proceed with caution.