Darkhumor Stories

Nevermore Academy, a school for the outcast, the creatures and beings of the world that society would rather keep in the shadows, the ones that are more than they appear and that...is where your story begins. Eyes as blue as the azure sky that is the symbol of the Contractor, but what does that mean? All will be revealed as Wednesday Addams walks through those doors.

Y/N Goldberg was forced to move away from New York thanks to his adoptive brother from another mother, Joe Goldberg, who once saved his life. However, once they're at Los Angeles, he finds out that he's got a lot more in common with his older self than he thinks.

The war storms at the Frontier... The gods are broken. The empire is burning. And the end has already begun. A warrior with no past unleashes power no mortal should wield. A young ruler clings to a dying crown as his people lose faith. A chaos mage, feared and revered, walks with death in her shadow. Amongst their ranks-two Rifter siblings, wilders of ruin, benders of space and time. Feared. Watched. Leashed by the most powerful. But even under chains, love blooms... and loyalty begins to shift. When the empress falls into a cursed slumber-her unborn child the last ember of prophecy- the empire sends its strongest into the Abyssm of Lost Quintessence: A place where even time forgets itself, where silence hungers, and where One of the Roots of the Umbrovyn Tree stands-ancient, cracked, and bleeding memory. Monstrosities roam, daring to strike in daylight. The veils whisper betrayal. Alliances splinter. Some stand frozen, unsure of their next move- fearing one wrong step may provoke the wrath of a dominion vast as a world and cruel as the gods who forged it. Old gods stir, craving redemption through ruin. The Royal House fractures beneath betrayal. A founding father, long patient, now bares their intent- to seize the throne by force, by cunning, by wagering all that is. Their House's malice toward the flawed Royal line can no longer be cloaked. Love will test loyalty. Legends will bleed. And in the dying light of Ether-Space- The Aurora must not fall... Or all realities will burn. 🔥

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Brooks isn't crazy. He simply sees dead people. Unfortunately, that doesn't stop him from being admitted to a psychiatric unit to treat his so-called schizophrenia. But the clinic isn't what it seems - and neither are the other patients, behaving in ways that no diagnosis can explain. Now Benjamin is stuck with: - a kid who can't keep one identity straight, - a sugar-fueled meltdown waiting to happen, and - a walking hazard warning. Together, they set out to uncover the truth. What could possibly go wrong?

What once drew the line has been completely divided. In the Before, it didn't matter what life threw at Dante-Mom's deadbeat boyfriend, daunting college applications, or shifting friendship dynamics-as long as Franklin and Quiggly were by his side. In the After, Dante finds his life flipped upside down. He hasn't spoken a word to Franklin in months, and Quiggly seems to have vanished entirely. As the past bleeds into the present, Dante wonders if things ever could be the same again.

"Watch where the fuck your going next time" I said as I continued walking by whoever bumped into me I stopped when a deep raspy voice boomed " Doll i suggested you mouth stay shut next time or I won't be so nice" I turned to see the brave bitch who dared talk to me like that

When Aarika Rao, a broke 24-year-old graphic designer, rants on social media about a viral kidnapping case, she never expects the internet to take her seriously- especially not when her sarcastic "theory" accidentally turns out to be 100% true. Overnight, she becomes an online sensation. People start begging her to solve their cheating spouses, stolen pets, missing phones... even a haunted house. To manage the chaos, Aarika reluctantly opens "The Accidental Detective Agency" with her two equally unhinged best friends: Mira - an aspiring actress who can lie better than she can breathe Shanaya - a hacker who claims she's "not hacking, just borrowing information" But the fun ends when a real criminal begins leaving clues specifically for Aarika, challenging her with twisted mysteries she never asked for. As the cases grow darker and the city grows obsessed with her "abilities," Aarika realizes someone is watching her... learning her patterns... and turning her jokes into deadly games. She started this by accident. But escaping it won't be that easy.

The Adventures of Brady & Boomer continues in Kinkow along with Michelle & Maybelle; this time they have to face a evil villain in island that is powerful than any other villains. Michelle finally confesses her feelings towards to Brady again that she is serious this time that she wanted to be with Brady for she could proof to him the whole time she loves him no matter what he was before but then Mikayla gets jealous and tries to ruin the relationship by the help of Uma that she makes a love spell on Brady for he could be with Mikayla not with Michelle, later then Michelle didn't likes what Mikayla was doing the whole time till she told on her with her dad Mason and her brother Michael. But they didn't believe what Michelle was telling them till it was too late that Mikayla turn evil, then Lanny tried to help Michelle to get back at Mikayla for he could be Michelle's fake boyfriend to make Brady jealous of his own cousin but then Boomer didn't like what Lanny was planing to do so he tries to tell his twin brother Brady everything and doesn't believes it. Will this disasters ends or would Michelle and Boomer tries to find a cured for Brady's cursed? Find out on season 2 for Pair of Kings. Author's Note: This book will be based on season 2 Pair of Kings but some of the chapters will be changed. Also this story will have some strong rude humor in it IF you feel offended or find offensive then don't read it at ALL THANK YOU

In the Yellow Lands (Asia), a young woman, very respected and feared due to her reputation, gets kidnapped by hired bandits to get sold out to the royal palace, not knowing that it would give open doors to a new fate, destiny and life. Follow the life of Amethyst OwlHeart Orchids, young woman of big talents, knowledge... and cruelties. ((Attention!!! The story is in a completely fictional world, which means that the costumes and cultures that appear in the story are almost completely made up by me. Almost, because only 30 to 40 percent of the cultures in the book are based on the in real life cultures of the countries that will be presented in the story. I warned you!!!))

What if the game you played blurred the line between fiction and reality? What if every choice altered your fate? Elara Monroe, an ambitious game developer, receives a mysterious beta-testing invite for an underground game called Illusion. Unlike any virtual world she has encountered before, Illusion doesn't just react to her decisions- it predicts them. The deeper she ventures, the more distorted her world becomes, until she is no longer certain what is real and what is merely part of the game. Things take a darker turn when she meets Ryker Vaughn, a rogue programmer with a hidden past who warns her to stop playing. But quitting isn't an option. The game begins mirroring her life, revealing secrets she never shared and placing her in scenarios too specific to be coincidences. As the stakes escalate, Elara and Ryker must decipher the origins of Illusion before it consumes them completely. With every solved puzzle, the game grows more sinister-leading them toward an inevitable confrontation with a force that sees them as nothing more than pieces on a board. In Illusion, nothing is what it seems, and the ultimate twist is waiting at the very end. Draft started: November 19, 2022 Official release: December 06,2025

a story I created in class

Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife he expected, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. But something's off. He's now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre LitRPG framework that tracks his XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and scaring up mischief. His best friend Miles is now stuck dealing with Portland's magical underbelly. Soul harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape shop warlocks, and a growing glitch in reality that's swallowing ghosts like corrupted save files. He might be dead, but the game isn't over. It's just getting weird and Lex isn't the only ghost on the leaderboard.

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

business rivals jeon jungkook x kim y/n story where two business rivals turn into something far more dangerous than lovers . they were never meant to fall for each other. rivals. opposites. trapped in a game where the first to slip loses everything. jeon jungkook-cocky, ruthless, untouchably good at what he does. and her-his only equal, his favorite fight, his worst distraction. they push, they pull, they burn. one moment they're ready to tear each other apart. the next-they're one breath away from giving in. but feelings don't fit into carefully drawn battle lines. and when confessions start to sound like threats, and touches feel like betrayal... the question isn't just will they fall- It's what will it cost them if they do ? ; slow burn ; business rivalry ; heavy angst

Catastrophic, chaotic, and absurdly unpredictable. That's the best description of Kira's life. This is a story of survival, sarcasm, and an attempt to stay sane in a world that clearly wasn't. The story follows Kira, a 16-year-old girl who used to live with her single mother, Caroline, and her 10-year-old sister, Kimi. Kira's life will suddenly change completely, and a lot of strange things will happen to her. She will try not to lose her mind, while figuring out how the hell her life became such a bad joke. Will Kira ever find out the truth and regain control of her life, or will she get stuck forever, in this chaotic chain of bad luck? Let's find out! *********************** 💫This is a psychological mystery (light thriller) story, with drama, told with dark humor and sarcasm, and has a supernatural twist.💫 *********************** Expect at least one NEW Chapter every 2 weeks 🥰 *********************** Just want to thank you for being here and tell you that this is my very first book. I literally just started writing not too long ago, and I have no freaking idea about what I'm doing. English is not even my first language (although I use it at work). So, yeah. I think we have here a very original recipe for DISASTER, don't you agree? May God Help Us 🙌🏾😶🌫️

Stuck in a world of lies and betrayal, Agent Red decide to run away from that life. Only to be stuck in another one where she forgets everything. As she try's to save her memories....will she be in time to save them?

What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy? ╱ ORIGINAL

Grace meets Ren, a charming stranger with a knack for stealing popcorn. Their weekend is full of sparks and Grace starts to believe he's the one... until he disappears. Except he didn't stay gone. Dead and stuck on Earth, Ren has been assigned to help her - whether she wants him around or not. A story about modern dating, messy romance, and the chaos of being ghosted... in more ways than one. TRIGGER WARNINGS: contains adult themes including strong language, references to sex and mentions of death.