Darkhumour Stories

Nevermore Academy, a school for the outcast, the creatures and beings of the world that society would rather keep in the shadows, the ones that are more than they appear and that...is where your story begins. Eyes as blue as the azure sky that is the symbol of the Contractor, but what does that mean? All will be revealed as Wednesday Addams walks through those doors.

Book 2 of Boys Of Elmwood It was a dangerous world I lived in, a world where addiction was rampant, and everyone was trying to find a quick fix. And I was no different. I was addicted, so obsessed that I couldn't see anything else but that rush that drugs gave me. That was until I found something far better than drugs. Someone, in fact. He seemed to understand me in a way nobody else did. He knew what I needed and when I needed it. But he wasn't the only one. There was another man in the shadows, one who wouldn't let me go no matter what I did. One who had a twisted obsession with me and wouldn't leave me alone. We all had our demons. It was just about keeping them at bay, but even then, there are some demons that refuse to let you go.

Y/N Goldberg was forced to move away from New York thanks to his adoptive brother from another mother, Joe Goldberg, who once saved his life. However, once they're at Los Angeles, he finds out that he's got a lot more in common with his older self than he thinks.

The war storms at the Frontier... The gods are broken. The empire is burning. And the end has already begun. A warrior with no past unleashes power no mortal should wield. A young ruler clings to a dying crown as his people lose faith. A chaos mage, feared and revered, walks with death in her shadow. Amongst their ranks-two Rifter siblings, wilders of ruin, benders of space and time. Feared. Watched. Leashed by the most powerful. But even under chains, love blooms... and loyalty begins to shift. When the empress falls into a cursed slumber-her unborn child the last ember of prophecy- the empire sends its strongest into the Abyssm of Lost Quintessence: A place where even time forgets itself, where silence hungers, and where One of the Roots of the Umbrovyn Tree stands-ancient, cracked, and bleeding memory. Monstrosities roam, daring to strike in daylight. The veils whisper betrayal. Alliances splinter. Some stand frozen, unsure of their next move- fearing one wrong step may provoke the wrath of a dominion vast as a world and cruel as the gods who forged it. Old gods stir, craving redemption through ruin. The Royal House fractures beneath betrayal. A founding father, long patient, now bares their intent- to seize the throne by force, by cunning, by wagering all that is. Their House's malice toward the flawed Royal line can no longer be cloaked. Love will test loyalty. Legends will bleed. And in the dying light of Ether-Space- The Aurora must not fall... Or all realities will burn. 🔥

What once drew the line has been completely divided. In the Before, it didn't matter what life threw at Dante-Mom's deadbeat boyfriend, daunting college applications, or shifting friendship dynamics-as long as Franklin and Quiggly were by his side. In the After, Dante finds his life flipped upside down. He hasn't spoken a word to Franklin in months, and Quiggly seems to have vanished entirely. As the past bleeds into the present, Dante wonders if things ever could be the same again.

stuff I find funny on YouTube (please don't say anything about the things I fine funny please my humor is bad and broken :(

Harper is an angel, a saint even. Everyone who meets her would agree, but behind those big blue eyes and bright white smile is a bloody psychopath with a short temper. Harper works a normal office job and lives in a small apartment in New York city. She is invisible to most people around her, if you were to walk by her on the street you wouldn't even notice. For the past 8 months there has been more and more murders Harper was a witness at each and every one. No one ever suspected her though, who would? She's just the sweet lady who lives next door.

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

He doesn't talk. He doesn't boast. He doesn't need to. In a city that never sleeps, shadows move on their own. And sometimes... they're alive. Caleb. That's all anyone calls him. Some say he's a ghost. Others call him Mr. Jackel, The Bleeding One, or simply Babyface. At thirteen, he's seen more than most will in a lifetime. Thief, fugitive, shadow in the dark... Caleb lives by one rule: if it's not his business, it's not his problem. But if he's in for a cleaning. He's different. Some nights he saves lives. Other nights... he leaves a trail of broken walls, broken people, and whispered rumors of a boy who shouldn't exist. And then there's the Shift. A power he doesn't explain, doesn't flaunt. Blink, and he's gone. Blink again... and he's already behind you. Caleb doesn't care who people are. He doesn't care what they want. He cares about survival. And in his world, mercy doesn't always win. . . . . . . . Or does it?

This is an English translation of my own fiction novel: Mari Kita Bully Demi Kebaikan. What happens when a single stare can change a person? Joko Wiryawan, an elementary school teacher famous for his death stare, has never laid a hand on a student. But one look from him... and a kid instantly feels guilty for the sins of their entire bloodline. From that stare came the "Social Stare Movement" - a silent act that made rule-breakers crumble under their own shame. But once the movement went viral and the government hijacked it, everything fell apart. Honest people started dying. Elementary kids took revenge with kitchen knives. And those who only wanted to look "morally perfect" ended up killing the very idea of goodness itself. A funny, bitter, and painfully honest story about morality, social media, and the danger of trying to be the most righteous person on the internet. Because sometimes... the one that needs saving the most isn't the world - but yourself.

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Brooks isn't crazy. He simply sees dead people. Unfortunately, that doesn't stop him from being admitted to a psychiatric unit to treat his so-called schizophrenia. But the clinic isn't what it seems - and neither are the other patients, behaving in ways that no diagnosis can explain. Now Benjamin is stuck with: - a kid who can't keep one identity straight, - a sugar-fueled meltdown waiting to happen, and - a walking hazard warning. Together, they set out to uncover the truth. What could possibly go wrong?

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

A hyper advanced tin can gets taught humanity by a highschool girl

Daniel Heaver is no more. Finally being freed from his flesh prison, he doesn't seem to remember anything from back then, from back when he was alive: family, friends, job. All had become a blur to him. What will it take to remember it all? The Heavens Above Us is the story of how Daniel will explore the afterlife, look through his past to maybe or never remember who he was. (Art Cover made by me btw!!! :D)

In the Yellow Lands (Asia), a young woman, very respected and feared due to her reputation, gets kidnapped by hired bandits to get sold out to the royal palace, not knowing that it would give open doors to a new fate, destiny and life. Follow the life of Amethyst OwlHeart Orchids, young woman of big talents, knowledge... and cruelties. ((Attention!!! The story is in a completely fictional world, which means that the costumes and cultures that appear in the story are almost completely made up by me. Almost, because only 30 to 40 percent of the cultures in the book are based on the in real life cultures of the countries that will be presented in the story. I warned you!!!))

business rivals jeon jungkook x kim y/n story where two business rivals turn into something far more dangerous than lovers . they were never meant to fall for each other. rivals. opposites. trapped in a game where the first to slip loses everything. jeon jungkook-cocky, ruthless, untouchably good at what he does. and her-his only equal, his favorite fight, his worst distraction. they push, they pull, they burn. one moment they're ready to tear each other apart. the next-they're one breath away from giving in. but feelings don't fit into carefully drawn battle lines. and when confessions start to sound like threats, and touches feel like betrayal... the question isn't just will they fall- It's what will it cost them if they do ? ; slow burn ; business rivalry ; heavy angst

(A dark horror-romance retelling of the Hades and Persephone myth) Jade Salvador isn't your typical dissatisfied, burnt-out twenty-something-year-old. Crushed by the weight of her family's name and high expectations, she finds herself working a dead-end job, hoping for something more out of life. One day, she makes the drastic decision to start catfishing would-be predators online, posing as a teenager and exposing their crimes. But when Jade meets Percy Belrose, a man who's also searching for the same purpose in his life, things get messy fast. As sparks begin to fly and bodies begin to pile up, Jade soon finds out that killing is the easy part. It's falling in love that might be the death of her.

Blood for blood, bite for bite. Who gets to walk away? _____ Harper Moon is a bottom-of-the-barrel vampire and one of the most notorious vandals of the modern west coast. In theory, it could admit him into the most coveted private artistry academy the vampiric species has ever mustered up. But in practice, it could be what serves him on a plate instead. Every other year for their twentieth birthdays, those at the bottom are rounded up and assigned a mentor from the ones at the top, and trained for one year to compete in the largest biennial artistic competition for all vampires to watch. Those that are chosen are debuted as the next generation of artistic machinery for the elite. Those that are not, could be food. In a last-ditch attempt to break out of his lot in life and see himself free, Harper joins the ranks in hopes of working his way out. But talent is not the only thing the games necessitate, and art is not so black and white under a scrutinizing eye. When the competition begins to melt into more than just a game of the talents, but of his very mind, Harper will come to find the world of the arts is a brutal battlefield, that passion harbors a gruesome side, and the intricate politics of what it really means to be free may not be a game he can play alone. It's glamour, greed, gore, and greatness. And nowhere is too far to go just to have a taste. [ONGOING]