Darkhumour Stories

What happens when revenge starts to feel too much like devotion? Rithvay married Ahilya Rathore to ruin her. The infamous villainess who walked through life untouched, leaving disasters behind her like perfume in the air. He wanted consequences. He wanted her on her knees beneath the weight of everything she escaped. Instead, he finds something far worse. A woman as broken as he is. A marriage soaked in hatred. And a connection neither of them can survive untouched. Because monsters understand monsters better than anyone else.

[FEMALE VILLAIN READER X MY HERO ACADEMIA] 𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝒙 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 --- "You want to save the world, while I want to watch it burn. We're on polarizing sides, set on taking the other down". Y/n L/n has many names, but across Japan's underworld, she is best known as Polterheist... an opportunistic welding mask-clad villain with a phantom quirk who appears without warning, stealing whatever she pleases. Candy to corner stores, weapons from black markets, and classified government files burned purely to make a statement. No target is too small, and no vault too secure. With a quirk that lets her slip through walls, it allowed Polterheist to commit over a thousand heists without ever being caught. She lives how she wants, free, alone, untouchable, and entirely on her own terms. But when Polterheist crosses paths with Tomura Shigaraki and the rising League of Villains, she's offered the ultimate score: help bring down All Might, the Symbol of Peace himself. It would be the kind of power move that would shake the entire world. For Polterheist, it's simple: betray them at the last moment, steal the credit, and cement her legend forever. But everything goes wrong when a recklessly stubborn boy with messy green hair, Izuku Midoriya, refuses to let anyone die, no matter who they are. And for the first time in her life, Polterheist's unhinged freedom begins to crack. ░▒▓|►─═ ─ ┈ » ❤️ This is a slow-burn book! So don't expect a love-at-first-sight type of cliche deal. For awhile this book will follow the main anime PLOT, but the readers actions will slowly divert the story into an original timeline. It's worth mentioning that this is an AU with slightly tweaked elements that WILL be explained! Keep in mind that this is 𝐧𝐨𝐭 a redemption story. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE'S actions have consequences. Remember this! ➪ ᴍʜᴀ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏʀɪᴋᴏꜱʜɪ

What will Amelia Charles do when her mother lies lifeless in her arms and the life she once knew comes crashing down? Despite her wealth and privilege, she is forced to flee her country and start over in a world where danger follows her every step. As she walks a path shadowed by death, Amelia finds herself surrounded by enemies who believe she should have been buried long ago. With secrets waiting to be uncovered and threats lurking in every corner, she must decide whether to surrender to despair or fight for her survival. In a journey filled with betrayal, mystery, and unexpected revelations, Amelia soon learns that some truths come at a deadly price. Will satisfying her curiosity be worth risking her life? Read THE UNSEEN PATH to uncover the secrets hidden along Amelia's journey. DISCLAIMER‼️⚠️ MAY CONTAIN SELF-HARM, ABUSIVE ACTS, SUICIDAL ATTEMPTS AND TRAGIC SCENES. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE FALSE REACTIONS TOWARDS THE LIST ABOVE ☝️. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA!! 🤗

RANDOM GUY - ERROR 404 Most people choose their race. Jo managed to die during character creation. Now, he's a Level 0 skeleton trapped in a brutal System Apocalypse. His status screen is a corrupted mess, his class is [NOT FOUND], and the System keeps giving him administrative apologies instead of actual, useful rewards. To make matters worse, his only companion is Unchi ("Little Poop"), his deaf chihuahua. Unchi was imported into the world ten minutes before him, technically has more survival experience, and immediately stole one of Jo's foot bones as a chew toy. As a former clinical psychologist, Jo spent his life helping people find alternatives to violence. But in this new reality? The only way an undead can level up is by harvesting vital energy from death. Armed with nothing but an existential crisis, a glitchy interface, and a severe lack of metatarsals, Jo must navigate a world of monstrous bureaucracy and graphic carnage. He has seven days to survive the tutorial, figure out a starting skill literally named "?", and track down his best friend-a fabulous drag queen who is apparently active and thriving somewhere out in the chaos. The System thinks he's a bug. Jo thinks it's an opportunity.

Unfettered, Free market Capitalism. The best of all possible worlds right? When Wendy Gazab moves into a luxury apartment complex where friendship has a credit score, oxygen is sold in premium tiers, and economists explain human suffering with perfect calm. Everyone else calls this optimization. Darkly funny, disturbingly plausible, and emotionally surgical, How Do Economists Fart? is Candide for the 21st century. A procedural horror about bureaucracy, behavioral capitalism, and the terrifying possibility that the systems destroying your life are functioning exactly as designed.

The Deveau triplets step into Azeroth's brewing storm........ Phoenix, armed with dangerous secrets and a growing messiah complex, knowingly drags her sisters to Theramore - one of Azeroth's coming tragedies - as Queen Azshara's arcane core grows stronger inside her and drains her with it........ Cassandra's steel sharpens with every crack in her trust of her sister, her unanswered letters to Flynn carving a deeper wound - leading her life to an irrevocable change........ Belinda, ever the quiet one, begins to awaken a power that could rival even Phoenix's........ And as spies circle from every shadow, Nyxxeldra's forces swell by the day. The war over Pandaria is coming. And so is the Hour of Midnight........ This is Volume Two of a five-volume story-one continuous narrative, divided for readability.

Annie Sawchuk works for the family business started by her grandmother, Olga. With supernatural abilities, she hunts vampires and werewolves (for a reasonable fee). She's falling in love with Edward Blue, who disposes of the night creatures she kills (a disgusting but essential job), and is yearning to grow beyond her childhood home, where she still lives as a twenty-something. An impeccably dressed and fiendishly handsome vampire, Vesper van Goethe, comes into her life claiming to be her grandmother's old love. Family history, secrets, love, and tragedy come to light and as Easter approaches, Annie learns of a unprecedented gathering of vampires and their monstrous sanguisuga kin. With the help of new friends, her grandmother and her mother, there is a chance to go on the largest hunt ever. It's sure to be a bloodbath. Annie can't wait.

Noah Moore has been fascinated by serial killers ever since he was old enough to understand that human behavior knows no limits. Determined to understand what drives people to kill, he decides to dive deep into the psychology of murder. But the journey takes a dark turn when he meets a convicted murderer who offers to answer all his burning questions for a small favor. Temped by the idea of interviewing an actual serial killer, Noah finds himself having to make a tough decision. Should he risk his future for a life-threatening alliance, or should he let fear overpower his curiosity, knowing that some roads are better left unexplored, and some people only left as 'what ifs'? Warning! This series was never meant to be an easy read. If you're not comfortable with graphic violence, disturbing imagery, psychological and physical abuse, sexual content, racism, self-harm, kidnapping, drug use, substance use, and torture, you should move on or proceed with caution.

They won't stop talking to me. Penny Pearson keeps playing the same character and can't level up: herself. She's 25, unemployed, broke, and one bad decision away from making rum and video games her entire personality. Then, strangers start confessing things to her. Not normal things, either: "Someone who looks exactly like me is ruining my life." "I think my therapist is a vampire." "There's something in the lake." "I see ghosts all over campus. And they're angry." Penny doesn't know why people keep supernatural trauma dumping on her. She didn't ask for the stories. But once people start telling them, she can't help but listen. Then Alex appears - British, bossy, and annoyingly attractive - and tells her that she's a Listener. It sounds simple but Listening has side effects. Energy drains, nightmares, and voices whispering to her in the darkness. And some of the storytellers are dangerous. So Penny does the only reasonable thing - she starts a podcast. Her name. Her voice. Their monsters. It's supposed to be a record of what happened. A way to understand and proof that she wasn't insane - proof that she was here. But stories have power. Listener voices have more. And Penny has no idea who - or what - her voice has awakened.

After saving the world, the last thing Sterling, Lucas, and Asha expected was to be dragged into another fight. But a madman is after the Runes of Time-mythic relics said to rewrite the past and unravel the future. In the heart of Neravo, an ancient city steeped in secrets, fate pulls the trio back into battle. Old betrayals return. New passions spark. And a rising darkness threatens everything they've fought to protect. The stakes are higher. The risks, deadlier. And this time, failure isn't just unthinkable-it could destroy time itself. [A steamy, supernatural, standalone novel set in the Dark City Chronicles universe]

In the world of the elite, the higher you rise, the harder you fall. They call this place a sanctuary of excellence. They lie. Behind the marble hallways and the perfectly pressed uniforms, there exists a hierarchy written in blood and silence. A world where power is the only currency, and secrets are the only things that keep you alive. I was never supposed to see what lies beneath the polish. I was never supposed to be caught in the crosshairs of the one who rules the shadows. But here I am, trapped in a game where the stakes are sanity and the prize is an obsession that refuses to set me free. In a school built on lies, the most dangerous thing isn't the truth-it's the person hiding it. Welcome to the hierarchy. Don't look back

At Oaks Wood High, secrets are as common as shadows. When human teenager Luki Danvester enrolls in a school filled with supernatural beings-werewolves, vampires, witches, and creatures far darker-she expects to feel out of place. What she doesn't expect are the dreams. For months, Luki has been haunted by vivid, impossible dreams of two boys she's never met: one surrounded by moonlit forests and golden eyes, the other cloaked in darkness with a dangerous, haunting stare. The dreams feel too real... almost like memories. Everything changes when two mysterious transfer students arrive at Oaks Wood High: Zayne Blackwood, a hot-tempered werewolf with a chip on his shoulder, and Austin Valentine, a sharp-tongued vampire who seems impossible to read. The problem? They despise each other. Vampires and werewolves have been enemies for centuries, and neither plans on changing that. But when Luki realizes they're the exact same boys from her recurring dreams, questions begin to unravel faster than she can answer them. Why has she been dreaming about them for months? Why do Zayne and Austin seem to recognize her too? And what dangerous secret ties a human girl to two supernatural enemies destined to hate one another? At Oaks Wood High, not every destiny is chosen... and some connections are impossible to escape.

Si Iris ay isang madaldal at lutang na flower shop girl na lumaking ulila. Dahil sa pagkakamali, nagkapalit niya ang card sa isang bouquet: isang masayang "Congratulations!" ang naipadala niya sa libing ng pinaslang na kalaban ng Vance Syndicate. Ang bouquet ay nakarating kay Alec Vance, ang cold na CEO at tagapagmana ng isang mob empire. Hinanap niya ang florist para iligpit sana, ngunit sa halip na bala, isang mapanganib na obsesyon ang naramdaman niya para sa makulit na si Iris. Sa mundong puno ng dugo at gulo lalo na sa panggugulo ng kakambal ni Alec na si Ashton kakayanin ba ng isang inosenteng bulaklak ang mabuhay sa gitna ng mga bala?

Shiro Shirogane is a 17-year-old girl trying to survive in the endless chaos of Tokyo. Orphaned, broke, and determined to keep going, she lands a night guard job at a mysterious, crumbling hotel. Comedy, supernatural mayhem, and subtle romance await in this dark yet humorous story of unlikely friendship, survival, and what it truly means to be "seen."

Averine Valerie Ashbourne has always been... different. Mula pagkabata hanggang high school, her sharp mind, curiosity, and strange aura made her stand out-and sometimes, made her the perfect target. Expelled from multiple schools, she's learned to fight back, to survive, and to never apologize for who she is. Pero this time, a new chapter begins. Sa Valerian Academy, every student hides a secret-and every ability has a price. Armed with her intelligence, self-defense skills, multilingual charm, and quiet elegance, Averine must learn to navigate friendships, rivalries, and the mysteries buried within the academy's walls. And as she uncovers the truth piece by piece, she starts to realize...the world is far bigger-and far darker-than she ever imagined. Because sometimes, being different isn't a curse... it's a warning.

The virtual simulation is in too deep and full of secrets... Sink into the depths of the abyss All characters mentioned in the story are all original characters created and belongs to me! Show love and support on this throughout the chapters, characters, and stories.

In a world of magic and dragons, humanity's greatest hope is the Summoned Heroes. The Church of the Goddess, the only institution capable of performing the summoning ritual, did what any reasonable institution would do. They made a catalogue. Why rely on fate when you can have a price list? Different tiers. Different classes. Different budgets. From premium, battle-tested champions, to "affordable" options for struggling kingdoms. Because even the poor deserve their own personal hero. Unfortunately, one such "budget-conscious" kingdom got... Theo. A professional séance scammer. A necromancer who couldn't control the dead. A defective product. So, they did the logical thing: They threw him away. What no one knows is, he can summon the dead, even though his system only allows him to summon souls from Earth. From Archimedes to Nikola Tesla, Julius Caesar to George S. Patton, Leonardo da Vinci to... Steve Jobs? Men who shaped civilizations, now answering to a scammer. A kingdom forged from Earth's greatest minds to devour other kingdoms in Civara... and perhaps even the Goddess herself. There is just one problem. Right next door lies the Demon Kingdom, And it has been waiting to devour Civara, long before Theo ever arrived. --- New Chapter: Tue, Thurs, Sat

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

This an AU (Alternate Universe) where Aqua and Ruby was reborn without memories of their past life... and more insane events that lead to Ruby to take revenge for Ai... in Aqua's place. With plot twists, lies and surprises in Ruby's ways... can she be the 'new Aqua?" Or... will there even be a new 𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚? Found out yourself! (I do not own Oshi No Ko nor it's characters.... BUT there will be will be a character that I added in this story... so yeah!) This story also only started in chapter 2 because I too lazy to write chapter 1... sorry! Enjoy!

Tenichi is cold. Logical. Doesn't believe in spirit. Ryuga wants to feed her to L-Drago. Because that's what dragons do. Gingka thinks she needs to feel something. Learn friendship power. That's how shonen works. What will happen to her? - This story contains unsettling themes, invasive language, dark humor, and violence. No explicit content. Read at your own discretion.