Datboi Stories

*Jazz hands*

There was a french banana. She left on an adventure.

A fluffy romantic-action-adventure-slash fic randomly written one day during math class by two authors (a friend and I). T'was nspired by the only slightly exaggerated events and extremely exaggerated love between [Hunter C.] and [Joah N.]. A relationship between two completely normal humans becomes turbulent after one of them turns out to be a paranoid asshat with a meme-related secret... The real subjects of this story didn't want their names to actually be put out there in a fic even though it's fiction and all.

The title says it all...

(Slow Updates) You thought the story was over? Hell no! Say hello to the new and improved crack fic, now with 69% more crack. Probably read the first one before you read this. It'll help it make more sense. Although, none of this makes sense...

A bunch of random photos I found funny.

Jimin is a popular senior in high school when he meets his complete opposite and falls a little bit for the mysterious dark haired boy. (photography in cover is done by Brandon Woelfel)

Trump the one and only. The sadden moments of Trumps horrid life. Untill he meet Dat Boi. Warning Gay Smut. ( Aw Ye. )

Fuck me in the asshole

Her eyes were sunken in and glimmered faintly, not much unlike flickering firefly light. She appeared soulless and isolated, but I knew it was a mask. It wasn't her... I set a goal to venture into the deep channels of her mind and recover her thoughts. She was a soul yearning to be set free, and I wanted to be the one to break her chains. I wanted to make her believe she was lovely. ? phosgene ¿ cover by @christaenity ♡

To satisfy your crippling depression! Idek anymore lol. These are also just funny stuff in general so please don't complain. These aren't my memes by the way so credit to the people who created them! ~PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED THESE AREN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS~ -Thank you~

some of those weird things that bring ppl

In a world where only Normies exist, one Normie girl finds the Dank Diary, a journal written in by dead memes like Harambe, Pepe, Nick Crompton, etc. But to her dismay: she sees dead meople. The ghosts of the memes will haunt her until she passes the Dank Diary on to someone else.

Most of the memes aren't very close to each other. Will all of that change when dat boi comes to town? Read Olive Garden orgy to find out.

Sinning is winning always remember.

When furries came and attacked New York City only a team of the greatest memes stood a chance against the furry beasts. So the great Nicolas cage assembled a team of the greatest memes. This team included Pepe, dat boi, forever alone, bad luck Brian, doge, and philosiraptor. Shortly after the battle philosiraptor and bad luck Brian left the team. To be replaced later by PTSD clarinet boy, and grumpy cat. New recruits include Shrek, and nyan cat. They now protect the world as "the dream meme team" But Now Pepe isn't the only green frog people talk about, with dat boi growing in popularity, Pepe is beginning to get jealous and tensions are rising, the rest of the meme team must make a choice between the two, whose side are you on? Pepe the frog, or dat boi?

a collection of real life horror stories An excerpt: Musical.ly stars.

For @FuzzyChan