Daveengland Stories

The title is obvious

The Jackass and the sweetheart.

the boys witness something strange

Smut Fluff Whatever you can come up with

Jodie Ripley is your average 21 year old. She loves watching Netflix and Youtube, she lives in a messy little apartment and she enjoys drawing. Oh, and she's absolutely obsessed with Jackass. One day she's browsing the internet when she sees an announcement which makes her fan-girl heart squeal with excitement, and little does she know that this announcement is going to change her life forever...

Agh! This is my first Fanfiction and I'm hoping it'll turn out okay. Just a normal Bam fanfic.. for now.

WARNING : (Explicit Content)

"𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒, 𝐴𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝐴𝑙𝑙 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝐼'𝑚 𝑡𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 '𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑠, 𝑊𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜, 𝑂𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝐼'𝑚 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛...𝑚𝑒" //𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐨 𝐱 [𝐅𝐄𝐌] 𝐎𝐂 𝐀 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 *𝐓𝐖: 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 & 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭, & 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐬

[TRIGGER WARNING] This covers very sensitive topics to me as well, so I thought I'd add a trigger warning. Stay safe and if you need to talk, just talk!

𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑻𝑶 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑻𝑶 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑻𝑶 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑻𝑶 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 ✖︎ everyones out to get these mother fuckers ✖︎ jackass au

Sometimes, life brings you surprises, some are lovely some are not. Life is unexpected and momentary, the better it is to just go with it.

I nervously walked up to the man.up close,he was actually pretty hot.I blushed,forgetting about the dare for a moment.he turned his head and noticed me,"can I help you?"I snapped back into reality and shook my head."I-I'm uh,sorry for this:my friends dared me to do this."before he could say anything I grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him down to my level,smashing my lips against his. ------------------------- It was simple dare,it's all that it was. But who would've thought that that dare would spark a relationship? Sarah Harris certainly expected to be alone for a while,after all she's only 23. Ehren McGheehey,also known as Danger Ehren,expected to be the only single member of the Jackass crew. While Sarah is hanging out with her friends,they spot Ehren and dare her to kiss him(thinking it would be a funny prank).she does,but it only draws them closer to each other.soon a relationship sparks between the two,but will Ehren's age and dangerous stunts get in the way of his developing relationship with Sarah?

they like radiohead

Fᴏʀʙɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ [Eʜʀᴇɴ MᴄGʜᴇʜᴇʏ x Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] Pᴀʀᴀᴍᴇᴅɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜɪɴɢ ʙᴀɢ