Davejohn Stories

Today is the day, john egbert and dave strider get married... EEEK! i cant wait to get there! Enjoy my fellow pepsi cola shippers.

john gets framed for 5 murders and sent to jail for life. his cousin jake is there for 27 years. john is an innocent boy who makes quick friends with the guards but not the prisoners. john extremely hates anything to do with crime. he gets a new cell mate who turns out to be his worst nightmare in a human body? (ps jake will be really sassy to dirk most of the time)

This is just your mainstream semi-sadstuck pepsicola fic. It's really not that special, but it is my first sadstuck, so please read and give me feedback.

Why is it always about John dying, leaving Dave to pick up the pieces, and never the other way around.

((Alright, the front of this fanfiction is kinda crappy. But please try to go through with it, or at least skip to the last two chapters. I think those ones are pretty good.)) WARNING: SEXUAL SHIT. LIKE SERIOUSLY, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.

Possible yaoi//self harm//trigger warning//

( vampire Dave Strider an Dirk Strider Non vamp John Egbert and Jake English ) John works a night time shift at a local hospital. Him and his cousin live in a 3 bedroom apartment together. What happens when Jake a local gun range owner beloved cousin doesn't come home? Man Night jobs suck but not as bad as what is lurking in the dark.

This is a story I really wanted to write because the idea just kept roaming in my head. (I haven't stopped Gemstuck yet, I just wanted to work on something else for a bit) John Egbert is a goofy, friendly guy who just loves jokes, pranks, and occult stuff. He even believes in the existence of demons, and really hopes to see one someday. Well.... his dream is about to come true.

John- I'm 5'11", pale, Korean, emo, and have almost no muscles at all. I spend all my time inside. I am homeschooled. My dad is a asshole. He just came into my room randomly and announced we are moving. After a long match of me screaming and him calmly telling me to pack. He won and I started to pack. I got all my shit in minutes. We are moving to a place called HussieVille. The place is creepy on websites I looked up. . . . . Well I guess this is gonna be fun? Welcome to HussieVille once you come in your powers work and strange shit happens. Come and join the fun.

Just a normal day for two "bros", or so it seems.

RE-WRITE OF "WINDOWS TO MY HEART" NOW WITH MORE ANGST, UPDATES, AND CHAPTERS. When Dave first saw John, the sky lit up. Now, almost three years later, the color is starting to fade, and Dave wonders if he will ever see his soulmate again. This is based on the AU where you see black and white until you meet your soulmate. (All characters belong to the Huss)

It was a bright and sunny day, a few fluffy white clouds dotted the vibrant blue horizon, but aside from that, it was to be considered the perfect day. Birds were chirping quite annoyingly and woke a young man from his sleep. Now, what is this young mans name... Aka a shit story made by a shitty person. This will most likely be really offensive, so if you dont like extreme bullyinying, slurs, selfharm, and shit like that, then ya might wanna leave

Jake and John run from the lab known as their home. They run to a nearby forest only to find a cabin occupied with hunters. Running... Running... And Running is all the do that night. But suddenly they stop and fall too the ground of exhaustion. ===============>>>> "Dave! My ears are stuck!" Dirk yells from the next room. His ears caught in a hat. "How?!" Dave burst out laughing. "Help me?!" Dirk is whimpering. "Okay okay chill its gonna hurt." Dave replies pulling the hat off Dirk yelping and whimpering in pain. Time Skip--->>> "Dirk! Lets go on a walk im bored!" Dave whines. "Kay get your stuff" Dirk answers. As they walk out the door some kids are screaming in pain?? They are running and they bump into you. Mumbling a sorry they continue to run. Five men running after them. "We should help." Dave says quietly... Dirk replies instantly with a nod. Keep reading 2 find out what happens...

I got inspired for this by another users story called criminal love by @klancewithoutpants .it will be similar to there's but also vary difrent. I don't own homestuck or any of its cahricters. Dirk and Roxy work for the FBI and are put on a case to investigate a new and upcoming drug called trxt3r. will they be able to crack the case or will there personal lives get in the way. sorry for bad selling and gramer.

John has a sutter. He hates it. But Dave thinks its perfect. (kinda based on me and my stuttery anxiety self. Davejohn, mention of Dirkjake, implied sex, lots of smooching and fluff, little bit of sad John.)

idk how to describe this lol? it's a fluffy genderstuck johndave. is that good :?