Davekatz Stories

What the title says. No NSFW. Ew. None of the art is mine. I found it on Pinterest.

In the Umbrella Academy, the 7 were never a family they just had the title of it. But, what if that wasn't true? What if Reginald adopted 4 random super babies and a set of triplets? This is how Vanya, Klaus, and Five learned that they have a stronger relationship than they realized. Also Vanya and Diego have been dating secretly for 6 months, but what if a certain someone were to find out about their relationship?

Klaus told Dave some things, things he shouldn't have. Oops. AKA Klaus told Dave how and when he dies. He decides not to. Die, that i

CONTINUING THIS IN THE SPIRIT OF SEASON THREE!!!! Klaus gets an opportunity to see dave again after he died. And all he has to do is betray his family.

Hello wonderful people, so I have decided to write a new story. Hopefully some of you guys will like it since I write Harry Potter and Umbrella Academy stories. Also looked forward to more updates on Jamie Potter's little crush on Snivelus. Finally this is an au where the seven children were born normal and don't have powers, so please don't be upset with that. P.s I don't own Harry Potter or Umbrella Academy. "Hey guys even if we get into different houses, you guys promise that we'll stay together?"" Of course!" For eternity?"" For eternity." " I'm Aurora Lilith Patch and this is my sister Eudora, and you seven are?" "I'm impressed, you already know how to fly a broom."" I swear I will hate Five Hargreeves for eternity." "The heir of Slytherin? Isn't his mother a muggle and his Father's side is full of Gryffindors?"" WHAT? Why didn't you tell me sooner?"" Five Hargreeves will be my enemy for all of eternity." " Azkaban? Thats impossible to break out of. How the hell did Sirius Black manage to do that?" "The Grim? What in the hells is that?"" Oh, haha, very funny. I'll find love in an enemy."" Never in Fates eternity will I ever find love with Five Hargreeves." "Tri-wizard tournament? Don't people die in those?"" Nah you just have to fall for me first.""Oh sorry Cedric, but I'm already going with somebody else." "Looks like you and Diego are going together."" I will still always hate you for eternity." "The Ministry of Magic will do anything to throw dirt on Harry."" The pink bitch knows her stuff."" What are we?"" Fine I never want to see you or your stupid face for the rest of eternity." "Hargreeves is acting sketchy."" My amortentia smells like fresh paper, ink,and....black coffee."" No I don't want to talk."" Fine then keep being a bitch."" I don't love him, and I never will, not ever in all of eternity." "Is this the end for us?"" Eternity isn't in the books for us."" I can't let him go."" I LOVE YOU!"" Stay for eternity." " For eternity..."

It has been three months since Klaus lost the love of his life. It's now Memorial Day, which is also the day Klaus lost Dave. Diego has plans for his little brother, but will things run as smoothly as hoped? Disclaimer: Nothing but the plot is mine!

klave angst...

With the Handler dead (for real this time) alongside A.J. Carmichael and a majority of the people that had worked for him, Five decides to pay the Handlers' office at the commission a visit while he still has the brifcase on hand. However, digging through her files, he stumbles across a very familiar and unexpected name on a kill order... . . . . . (Very inspired by theories I saw on Twitter)

Yo Ben Hargreeves he was just 15 When his father built a very strange machine It was designed to view a world unseen (He's gonna catch em all cause he's Benny Phantom) When it didn't quite work, his father went on a trip And then Ben took a look inside of it There was a great big flash Everything just changed His molecules got all rearranged! (Phantom phantom) When he first woke up he realized he had snow-white hair And glowing' green eyes He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly He was much more unique than the other guys It was then Ben knew what he had to do He had to stop all the ghosts who were coming through He's here to fight for me and you He's gonna catch em all cause he's Benny Phantom Gonna catch em all cause he's Benny Phantom Gonna catch em all cause he's... Benny Phantom

*Not Owned by me!!! All found on iFunny or Tumblr* I am very original *rolls eyes* enjoy. 5 photos a chapter.

Klaus and Dave, alive and together in 2019, face their deadliest challenge yet: the common cold! They are silly and dramatic when sick. (And other oneshots)

Angsty one-shot in which Ben can't physically manifest, so Klaus has to intervene. Based on a request by a dear friend of mine. Disclaimer: I have not read the comics (shoot me now, I'm sorry) but have ordered them online so I shall no longer be a heathen. Also, I love Ben! I love writing Ben! Just for the purpose of the fic, unfortunately Ben can't physically manifest. Sorry x

They where always so prim and proper in their little superhero suits, slicked back hair without a strand displaced. Customer service smile smelling like expensive cologne no matter how much blood spilled on their hands. Cyrus hated them with a passion his wings would ruffle and give a little shake as if showing how displeasingly disgusting they all are... Or Alternative Universe- TUA Kids actually grow Up wanting to be superheroes with supportive Parents and it just so happens Cyrus really hated prim and proper people...

One shots from this wonderful show! If you want to request something feel free! I am willing to do nsfw.

maybe they're here for kenny's birthday! ━━━━━━ cupid / the umbrella academy incorrect quotes. started: mon, apr. 15th. 5:09 pm. ended: ?

having second thoughts but I really wanna go for this! Klaus Hargreeves and Dave Katz oneshots, because its a cute ship and no one does these so I have to do myself! Also sorry I have a shitty english but I hope you still understand some of the story, lmao. I take suggestions and please, correct me if im wrong on something, so ill learn to do it the right way (The Umbrella Academy)

Klaus accidentally travels back in time, he travels so far he made it to the era of the Vietnam war, as we all know he meets Dave, but what if he traveled back with him, What if he caused the apocalypse because of the butterfly effect? Just a warning, I don't have a lot of time right now not to mention a lot of motivation. I really suck at writing so if this goes anywhere- idk how to feel.

They deserve more love- I adore them- Their soft- Klaus needs his boyfriend-

A series of oneshots: Klaus was used to a lot of things; violence when fighting crime as a child, abandonment when his family gave up on him, even living rough on the streets with only himself to rely on. He wasn't prepared for Dave, so careful and steady, or how gentle their first kiss would be. This was definitely going to take some getting used to.