Davidfirth Stories

You had moved to what was once a empty wasteland, but now a fairly modern town. Most of the people there were normal human beings with normal houses and homes, all except one small isolated, tatty wooden house that had been here before the whole town existed, of course catching your attention... WARNING: there is swearing in this book!!! Thanks for reading this story!

You have been walking for miles, hoping to find some form of life, when you meet him. (SALAD FINGERS USES ANY PRONOUNS IN THIS STORY)

I create stuff. Mostly salad fingers/David Firth artwork, with some other stuff mixed in. My stuff can also be found on Instagram @david_firth_smells_epic

yells this is a joke I mostly just right stuff for fun so please don't take it like it's cannon or sum- 😅 but enjoy the story (WARNING ) there is smut ahead .-.

Yes I know it's dumb but goddamn I love Salad Fingers so much, he's so *cute* Basically just cute stuff, duh lmao I've got nothing better to do anyway:V

"...I got that feeling again...the...burning feeling...But, it wasn't fear...and it didn't hurt this time...." "What is this feeling? " Most importantly why? Why do I feel this way for him? I think I had nearly gone insane. Everyone amongst my town claimed him to be this horrid cannibalistic creature yet, I didn't see him that way at all. I just saw him as a lonely sweetheart who needed love... I never wanted to leave him....he was all I ever had...he was the only chance I've ever had at this feeling....I didn't want that to ever go away.

David Firth falls In love with David Firth, but does David Firth love him back?

(Y/n) is a (y/a)-year-old girl with a birth defect; her pinkie fingers are freakishly long and oddly jointed. She can move it backward, forwards, and lay the whole thing flat against her palm or the back of her hand. It's the size of two of her thumbs stacked on top of each other, but it's only her pinkies. She gets made fun of for it. But what happens when she gets transported to a world with a man who is even weirder than her?

I'm so sorry for the unholeyness I'm committing Rn🙁