Davidparody Stories

One day, while you were exploring in the amazon jungle, you stumbled upon a weird wooden shribe that looked like a wubble bubble with brown stains. Carved on the statue were the names RYAN CHARLES DUSTIN DAVID TOGETHER FOREVER. "Hmmm, weird!" You say, and continue on. As you get deeper into the jungle you notice a small trail. You follow the trail that eventually leads to a clearing. As you get closer, suddenly a naked asian man runs out of the treeline and smacks you with a wubble bubble filled with what appears to be anal fluids. The stench is so bad you puke your guts up on the asian dude who is apparently about inflict sexual violence on you. 30 minutes later you wake up bent over a table with a mechanical contraption spreading your buttcheeks apart. You suddenly hear a voice. "YO WHATS GOOD YOUTUBE ITS YA BOI WOLFIE WITH ANOTHER VIDEO" "WE GOT DAVID ON THE CAMERA" The cameraman points the camera at your gaping asshole. "WE ARE GOING TO BE DOING THE WUBBLE BUBBLE ANAL STRETCH CHALLENGE TODAY" Wolfie grabs a wubble bubble and sticks it your anus. He bends down and starts to slowly blow it up. The pain gets more and more intense as the balloon expands. Suddenly wolfie takes out a knife. "Ok kids remember when you're around knives you need to be very car- YEEEEET!" Wolfie suddenly jabs the wubble bubble in your anus and pops it, sending pain traveling up your rectum and up your whole body. You feel a weird sliding sensation as David exclaims: "OMG HIS RECTUM FELL OUT" you hear a faint wet plopping sound as your rectum falls onto the floor. The end.

This is facts About Team Alboe! They all live in Canada. It consists of WolfieRaps, Itsyeboi, Chadwithaj, Davidparody, and Deejdesign Here is my posting Schedule Monday-Chadwithaj Tuesday-Deejdesign Wednesday-Davidparody Thursday -Itsyeboi Friday-Wolfieraps Saturday-Sylvia Gani (Wolfie's girlfriend) Sunday-anyone