Davidsylvian Stories

japæn memes, art and shitposts about japæn we got: sylvo mick steve richie rob japæn Note: Things I say in this book are obviously satire. It's just for fun 👁👁 [This b...

If you're wondering, no I'm not mentally ok

disclaimer everything in this story is real and actually happened this is an official japan autobiography

y/n time travels and meets david sylvian and the band, wow so cool. I pulled this out of my ass.

yeah i'm a writer

A tale of love follows a chance meeting when David Robert Jones finds David Alan Batt snooping around his dressing room.

A story of how a young college gal meets Japan and eventually gets to fall for the frontman, David Sylvian; (This is in the same universe as my story; The Student and t...

Dumb art n memes I've made

the worst thing ive ever written

A one shot of You, the reader; hanging out with your good old friend David Sylvian and towards the end of the day, he will confess how he feels to you.

Shit would go DOWN

In 1978, South London, there was a very small mystical community, most using their powers as a way to make money from non-magical folk with supernatural problems. Among...

Adam ant and marc almond and david sylvian are like hanging out watchin some sick ass movies n shit. This is a joke i would never write this seriously please please plea...

Rob isn't the sort to wear makeup, but it turns out David has other ideas...

i wrote this at 5 am all for the purpose of having Microsoft text to speech read it aloud during a skype call and mispronounce everything. this was a big mistake. i dont...

this is what happened to japan band