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Welcome, Ocean Scum, to Merder: the Crown's newest, bloodiest solution to crime, treason, prison overcrowding, and boring entertainment. Condemned entrants will earn levels, loot, titles, and possibly freedom--assuming they survive the monsters, murderers, environmental hazards, and each other. Last merfolk treading wins. Everyone else becomes seafoam.
Our featured contestant is Prince Merrick Nalu: disgraced royal, alleged queen-killer, professional disappointment, and current holder of the title Mommy's Little Traitor. With a bounty on his head, a kingdom praying for his downfall, and a tragic habit of being charming when he should be dying, Merrick is expected to provide excellent ratings. Especially if he keeps making the fatal mistake of showing mercy.