Deadmen storie

Because why not, y'know? Also, kind of obvious but there are spoilers in this book. Just thought I should point that out in case no one would realise. I own none of these either.

When a boy rides into town on Tanith Low's bike followed by Spring-Heeled Jack and a group of known criminals, Skulduggery and the Arbiters Corps arrive on the scene to corner them. But then they find out the boy is the son of two very dangerous, and familiar, people.

Dead men tell no tales. . . well, most of the time.

While patrolling one night, Etem the Ogre's caught in a riot. But he isn't all ogre, and that toxin targets the other side of him. The side he didn't know he had until he was scratched. + + + Updates randomly. This happens after When Dead Men Break and before When Dead Men Bow, but you should be able to read it independently! Enjoy! Will stay up until published.

'Fratres in armis. Lorem ipsum stare usque in finem.' Brothers in arms. We will stand until the end. From the world of Skulduggery Pleasant comes a collection of short stories from the days of the Dead Men. Fight alongside the seven as they battle werewolves, mermaids and monsters of all kinds... Until their last stand.

These are just some random Skulduggery Pleasant One-shots. I take requests!

Dead men tell no tales.... Most of the time.

Is there truly a place that is worse than hell? That is the question many sinners ask when they must play the game... The Deadman's Game.

here lie stories about self-destructive choices, the impact of trauma, the suffering of being alive, the emptiness of immortality, every shade of good and bad others bring into our lives, and all the anxiety of having a body. here are some of the evil lesbians we've been taught to hate - but who we love. here's to unnoticed distress signals & what they make us do.

This is a collection of short stories. I have resurrected some of the nice characters who Derek Landy mercilessly (or brutally. I was torn) killed. I have unfortunately not resurrected Kenspeckle but I might later on. There will be Valduggery and Ghanith, maybe some Sexter. I hope you enjoy this Fan fiction. Please feel free to comment and give suggestions for chapters. Vote if you have an account and care enough to follow but it is the reads that count. If you get all hateful in the comments I will make your life as a reader HELL. Just thought you might want to know the costs of your insults. Anyway all of the characters belong to the golden God Derek Landy. (who unfortunately is only a God till he kills off one of the good characters)

So... Because I am the almighty righteous one. eh yada yada.. I decided to create one of those books which all the dead men seem to be getting the banter on. I mean... So ask away petty mortals.

The people of the town know about them, but do you?

Here are 100 of some top Skulduggery Pleasant Headcanons spanning over the series that I've found. Contains spoilers for all the books. Enjoy! :D

welcome to this little place where we can fangirl(/boy/person) and rp and do all those silly little shrieky, deadly things we like to do. here, bring your wonderful OCs and enjoy the insanity of our fanclub. //third person literate roleplay please x// Cover by @flamebirds

During the war against Mevolent, Katie North fell in love with a man named Skulduggery Pleasant. But one day, during a mission, Katie was captured and took away from Skulduggery by Mevolent, who experimented on her. Finally, after centuries of being a killing machine, Katie is caught by the Irish Sanctuary where she finds out that Skulduggery pleasant,the man that her boss Serpine hates,is a skeleton detective. Skulduggery realizes that his old lover doesn't remember him or the love they shared, and he feels heartbroken. He lost his lover during the war and then lost his wife and child. He really isn't lucky with love, it seems

After the escape of Melancholia from the sanctuary, the dead men must find out what she plans to do with her power. It all becomes harder when she teams up with Eliza Scorn to bring back the faceless ones...

Skulduggery pleasant oneshots, headcanons, and scenarios.

School AU for Skulduggery Pleasant inspired by overlord-winter on Tumblr. Seriously, please go check them out. Their headcanons had me laughing for hours. Mostly crack, I have no clue what's going to happen but it will most definitely be chaotic. We'll see. The concept- SP characters at boarding school! No magic or anything, just their chaotic asses. Younger characters join later. For example, Val and Fletcher join in Year 9. Cover- I literally just googled "Roarhaven University" and that came up

*Undergoing some editing* Everyone just kind of assumed the last of the ancients died,well they were wrong. With more power than Darquesse herself the last of the ancients is going to destroy all sorcerers, but unfortunately the gang are a man down thanks to the fact that the last of the ancients is mind controlling Skulduggery into being Lord Vile.