Deadmen Stories

'Fratres in armis. Lorem ipsum stare usque in finem.' Brothers in arms. We will stand until the end. From the world of Skulduggery Pleasant comes a collection of short stories from the days of the Dead Men. Fight alongside the seven as they battle werewolves, mermaids and monsters of all kinds... Until their last stand.

Dead men tell no tales. . . well, most of the time.

After the escape of Melancholia from the sanctuary, the dead men must find out what she plans to do with her power. It all becomes harder when she teams up with Eliza Scorn to bring back the faceless ones...

If you had just a few months to live what would you do? Well David, John and Harry have been offered the opportunity to end there meaningless lives with a bang to go down in history as the deadmen. You spent your whole life going with the flow well now its time for them to be the bad guys. As they go and rob banks and generally raising hell because to put it simply. What the hell?

Here are 100 of some top Skulduggery Pleasant Headcanons spanning over the series that I've found. Contains spoilers for all the books. Enjoy! :D

Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain are PERFECT for each other but they just won't admit it. So Tanith and the Dead Men are going to cause some havoc... >:3 A little bit. I (unfortunately) do not own these characters. Derek Landy (the golden god) does. Ghanith and Sexter included. 6 3 6 Oh and by the way, Valkyrie is in her 30's in this fan fiction cause why not. THIS IS GONNA SUCKKKKK.

This is a short-story taking place in my AU - Headcanon about Mevolent and his TWO Generals Just take a look into it - I will explain everything in a few words in the beginning of the story. But for further Information just check out my Tumblr (Detoxia_Forgiving) and scroll down to the last few, posts (Don't worry I didn't post to much, yet),, it should be one of the first four.

Dead men tell no tales.... Most of the time.

She will become the most powerful being in the world. That's what the prophecy said about her millions of years ago, before magic was known to this world. A world where magic and beings no one could ever imagine was there. When she came to this world that's when they started to hunt for her, the girl that can control what everyone and everything does. She had all of the powers known to this world and more. She been on the run her whole life, never staying in one place at a time. People are afraid of her, other people worship her many others wanna kill her. But now she is of age, her powers are even more pronounced then when she was a kid, making everyone she loves and cares about in danger. Constantly fighting those who want to hurt her and her loved ones, her life is a never ending cicle of chaos. Best rankings #20 griffons-10/23/22 #1 deadmen-1/13/23

Tabitha Molshing, A perplexed, Bright-eyed girl trapped in between the living and the dead.... LITERALLY. She's been infected by a flesh eating virus. She has to make a choice: Either Leave the group she is currently leading to save them from herself Or venture into the outlast of a zombie infested world.

So... Because I am the almighty righteous one. eh yada yada.. I decided to create one of those books which all the dead men seem to be getting the banter on. I mean... So ask away petty mortals.

A married couple, Drake and Melanie, and their six year old son, Malik, must survive the world's end and find out how and why it even began. But then there's a change in plans when their son is kidnapped by the all famous man in uniform, Reed Fischer. Not to mention, a strange and powerful woman lurking in the shadows to seek revenge on what the world rid of her.

When a dead soldier gets angry at what has befell his species he does the unthinkable

During the war against Mevolent, Katie North fell in love with a man named Skulduggery Pleasant. But one day, during a mission, Katie was captured and took away from Skulduggery by Mevolent, who experimented on her. Finally, after centuries of being a killing machine, Katie is caught by the Irish Sanctuary where she finds out that Skulduggery pleasant,the man that her boss Serpine hates,is a skeleton detective. Skulduggery realizes that his old lover doesn't remember him or the love they shared, and he feels heartbroken. He lost his lover during the war and then lost his wife and child. He really isn't lucky with love, it seems

It was thought that Shiro was the strongest deadman, the one that started it all; the Wretched Egg. But Deadman Wonderland has been hiding more secrets, things that none of the deadman could've expected. At the end of the hall in G-BLOCK there is a vault, a dark room, home to the ultimate deadman. When Tamaki decides to throw her into the Carnival Corpse without warning, tensions are high between the other Deadmen. Who was this Deadman and how was she so powerful? What plan did Tamaki have for them all? Thanks for your support! Please Rate and Comment and I'll make more chapters!! Love you all! Amyolo

When Mr. D. Richards is found dead at his 30th anniversary party, Henry Williams and his college, George Cooper, join up with Officer Pennyworth and his assistant Mr Penfold to help them solve the mystery of the murdered host.

Maybe Good villain Izuku ..... Sorta * Disclaimer * BNHA doesn't belong to me nor do the characters

Nobody else made it so I did

War has finally come. Not a war between good and evil, or light and dark, but a war between Sanctuaries. Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're to have any chance of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making. At the same time, another war rages within Valkyrie herself, as Darquesse is on the verge of rising — and if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it...

here lie stories about self-destructive choices, the impact of trauma, the suffering of being alive, the emptiness of immortality, every shade of good and bad others bring into our lives, and all the anxiety of having a body. here are some of the evil lesbians we've been taught to hate - but who we love. here's to unnoticed distress signals & what they make us do.