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here lie stories about self-destructive choices, the impact of trauma, the suffering of being alive, the emptiness of immortality, every shade of good and bad others bring into our lives, and all the anxiety of having a body. here are some of the evil lesbians we've been taught to hate - but who we love. here's to unnoticed distress signals & what they make us do.

Dead men tell no tales. . . well, most of the time.

The people of the town know about them, but do you?

You may know the story of Ganta Igarashi. But have you heard the story of Hinamei Yamazaki? Hinamei is a prisoner at Deadman Wonderland but for a crime her "friends" did. Now Hinamei was given Branch of Sin and is now known as "Cardinal" stuck fighting in the horrid show called Carnival Corps for survival and money. Will Hinamei survive or will she lose what's important to her? Her life...

I mean the prologue is the description. Basically a Shudderkin au where the Dead men live in a house together except Larrikin isn't one of them and Skully died in the war. Sexter and Granegan hinted and Hopeskine later developed in the side lines. Please make sure to credit me and stuff because I want this to be a long going project and I want to do art and stuff for it so yeah.

One Month after they were shunted out of Sync. One Month since all that. One Month. And Kenny Dune is still active. What is he after? Why is he doing this? Will the Mortals find out? Will the sanctuaries be able to keep magic from them any longer? A conspiracy is growing. Roads lead to dead ends. Somebody wants a to kill the Dead Men. Kidnaps are plaguing the sanctuary. It's an explosive series finale. Disclaimer: All characters/ places credit to the Golden God that is Derek Landy. Thank you for being you.

School AU for Skulduggery Pleasant inspired by overlord-winter on Tumblr. Seriously, please go check them out. Their headcanons had me laughing for hours. Mostly crack, I have no clue what's going to happen but it will most definitely be chaotic. We'll see. The concept- SP characters at boarding school! No magic or anything, just their chaotic asses. Younger characters join later. For example, Val and Fletcher join in Year 9. Cover- I literally just googled "Roarhaven University" and that came up

This is a collection of short stories. I have resurrected some of the nice characters who Derek Landy mercilessly (or brutally. I was torn) killed. I have unfortunately not resurrected Kenspeckle but I might later on. There will be Valduggery and Ghanith, maybe some Sexter. I hope you enjoy this Fan fiction. Please feel free to comment and give suggestions for chapters. Vote if you have an account and care enough to follow but it is the reads that count. If you get all hateful in the comments I will make your life as a reader HELL. Just thought you might want to know the costs of your insults. Anyway all of the characters belong to the golden God Derek Landy. (who unfortunately is only a God till he kills off one of the good characters)

Set in the Skulduggery Pleasant World. The Dead Men have all moved in with Valkyrie after being reformed, and they're available for hire. Will feature new and old enemies, awkward moments, the mischief they get up to, funny scenes and a LOT of different pairings. Set after The Dying Of The Light but certain characters are still alive... please read and comment!

Is there truly a place that is worse than hell? That is the question many sinners ask when they must play the game... The Deadman's Game.

Because why not, y'know? Also, kind of obvious but there are spoilers in this book. Just thought I should point that out in case no one would realise. I own none of these either.

Inside the lives of the rich and the poor , theirs nothing so innocent About the people Of New York. Secrets and problems are always recipe for trouble. What about when murder is involved, not everybody is the victim.

War has finally come. Not a war between good and evil, or light and dark, but a war between Sanctuaries. Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're to have any chance of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making. At the same time, another war rages within Valkyrie herself, as Darquesse is on the verge of rising — and if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it...

While patrolling one night, Etem the Ogre's caught in a riot. But he isn't all ogre, and that toxin targets the other side of him. The side he didn't know he had until he was scratched. + + + Updates randomly. This happens after When Dead Men Break and before When Dead Men Bow, but you should be able to read it independently! Enjoy! Will stay up until published.

It was thought that Shiro was the strongest deadman, the one that started it all; the Wretched Egg. But Deadman Wonderland has been hiding more secrets, things that none of the deadman could've expected. At the end of the hall in G-BLOCK there is a vault, a dark room, home to the ultimate deadman. When Tamaki decides to throw her into the Carnival Corpse without warning, tensions are high between the other Deadmen. Who was this Deadman and how was she so powerful? What plan did Tamaki have for them all? Thanks for your support! Please Rate and Comment and I'll make more chapters!! Love you all! Amyolo

On Quinn's fifteenth birthday, she receives a gift passed down through the generations of her family. She soon develops magic. She is taken to a training center in Saudia Arabia, and soon, the training center is in danger. It's up to her and the boy who took her there to save the world (with the help of a bunch of dead men, obviously.)

These are just some random Skulduggery Pleasant One-shots. I take requests!

When a dead soldier gets angry at what has befell his species he does the unthinkable

Tabitha Molshing, A perplexed, Bright-eyed girl trapped in between the living and the dead.... LITERALLY. She's been infected by a flesh eating virus. She has to make a choice: Either Leave the group she is currently leading to save them from herself Or venture into the outlast of a zombie infested world.