Deadpan Stories

𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦. Behind the perfect battles and impeccable Vogue looks, 𝙎𝙤𝙡 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 is a girl who quietly grieves the truth. After losing her parents in a car accident, fate threw her into the path of becoming a blader-a decision not by the heart, but by duty. Now, standing as the world's fastest blader and It girl, her mind's set on uncovering the truth behind the car crash. But fate is willing to realign the stars to test her... And Minyoung is willing to break herself to win. ━ ˚ ౨ৎ .𖥔 ━ IT GIRL || A Beyblade Burst OC story starring Sol Minyoung. This takes place at the start of evolution. Previously named "Let The Fire Burn" and "Angel In Briar", this fanfic has at least 2000-3000 words per chapter (that's just an estimated average). English is not my first language. All respect due to Hiro Morita <3

Cleopatra Livia Beckett. A 13 year old girl that life hated the most. The story about how her life goes upside down when she finds out about the death of her parent, then finds out they weren't actually her parents, and that she has SEVEN Freaking Brothers that she definitely wasn't aware of! How is Iife going to treat her now she's loving with her seven danger ridden Brothers. With lies and deceit at every corner, how long do you think it'll take before the facade drops!?

*loosely based off of 'not a lot, just forever' by adrianne lenker* THEODORE NOTT LOVE STORY. This work contains language, death, mentions of abuse, poor mental health and light violence. Tragedy strikes Eileen Gaunt-a fourth year Slytherin at Hogwarts-and now her life is one sick joke, a never-ending one at that. Since losing all family to Lord Voldemort at birth, she's always been distant from reality. Depression washing over young mind far too early in life. There was only one thing in the world she yearned for. A connection. But at the return of Lord Voldemort, her life had only gotten darker. A perfect candidate she was, and she had never connected the true dots as to why. Upon meeting the Lord, she'd become a follower. One duel gone wrong. One spell reversing entirely. Eileen Grant became immortal, stuck at the age of 15 for eternity, right when she had finally met her match for a connection in the corridors. Years 4 - Early "Adult"hood. THIS WORK HAS JUST BEEN STARTED, 6/30/26. Come back later..? Recommended 14+ #1 IN darkmark, 7/6/26 Some characters and plot developments do belong to J.K. Rowling. Some plot developments might not occur in exact order to better go along with the story.

My family thinks I'm schizophrenic. Maybe I am. But the spirits I see feel pretty real to me. I've been living with them for years. Watching them. Talking to them. Being the only one who knows they exist. Until one night when everything changed and my whole world fell apart. Because of that night I can't live my life anymore, not really. The spirits don't help, real or not, they're a reminder of my mistake and stupidity.

Marcus is recruited into a school for those who wish to become killers for revenge. The King's Dominion. He finds out just how screwed up the system is even in some underground assassin school. He meets a Girl name Ariana who has been there for him. But little does he knows that she has powers and a secret about her family that she doesn't like to talk about. Ariana has always been having trouble with where she belongs in life. She's been hiding, running, and lying her whole life. Her mom left her and the only person she trust (her older brother)left her to look for their mom, she started to hate life. Years later, she was running from the police, and some kids from an underground school picked her up and "helped" her. She left and when she met Marcus. She went back to school with him and regrets it. ~ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴠ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟʏ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ~ *WARNING mentions blood, language, alcohol, dr^gs, and a bit of suicide mentioned ** **MENTAL ILLNESS MENTIONS ~ADHD, or ADD, anxiety, overthinking, social anxiety, etc * I hope you like it. :) | started 4-9-22| |ended ???????|

Y/N is a muggle born witch who is new to hogwarts but what will she do when she spills a potion on the hot bad boy Draco Malfoy. 😱😱😱 Will a romance brew between them or will all hope be lost when complications show up. Will there love survive or be crushed. Reminder all characters belong to jk Rowling except for Y/N and trevah and dart gun( I don't own Harry Potter or it's characters but I deserve it more than jk Rowling)

A guy with internalized homophobia , who had his first kiss with a guy!! How scandalous. Isak (Mc) is a popular soccer playing male, who has some struggles but cant tell ANYONE, he doesn't even know what his problem Is himself.

Marcella Martin was always a perfect girl. Her parents wanted their daughter to be one of those sweet dumb girls who acted like they were princesses and did whatever they wanted, having rich mum and dad to clear the mess they usually left in their wake. And Marcella had been more than ready to take the chance she'd had and become one of them ― of course not as stupid as they were, she'd always been a clever girl ― but she was more than ready to take all the wealth she was offered. But whenever life gives on the one side, it usually takes on the two others. And Marcella Martin learnt it the harder way. Many times. All Rights Reserved.

Mainly sibling stuff Human AU Pretend they're all humans Hunter is 2 yrs older. The story is about Luz turning 14 Hunter & Vee are helping her with emotions that's where amity comes in but the emotions aren't just romantic. Their dad died almost a year ago (btw ik her birthday isn't in June but I couldn't figure it out so- btw I think it's convenient that she could be born in 2004) Also Hunter may not be super canon (sorry) Vee is the middle at 15 and she's dating Masha (she dyed her hair and met Masha at 13)

Elle and Lucien have been through so many things that they could've died... "Every time I look at him, I ache. But now I yearn for him so much I could die."

The time has come. They knew it was coming. They just had to deal with it. But what if the government wasn't completely telling the truth? What if there was an alternative to hiding underground where all resources are scarce?

Hi, I'm Sarah! I'm an 10 year old girl. But, tragedy recently struck in my life, both my parents died in a plane crash, a couple of weeks ago! I'm living with my babysitter right now , but i'm going to live with my Aunt Carmine soon! This is my diary!

When Roberto comes first at the nationals championships for cross country, his life changes. All from one decision.

Jamie Way is a seventeen year old senior in high school, on her way to a successful graduation. But her life is turned upside down when her mother abruptly dies in a car accident. Now she has to redetermine her life, as she reconnects with her estranged father. Her biggest shock is realising her father has always been there for her, even though she never realised. Jamie must now navigate this strange new world, through her grief and anxiety, not to mention transitioning into a young adult.

This is a short story about a young man named Finnley. I am really bad at writing intros, and I don't want to put anyone off, so I'm going to stop here and hope you're interested. A/N This is a short story I wrote in 9th grade that I wanted to share. It started as an assignment for my English class. The assignment was to write a post apocalyptic story that had dialogue and lots of imagery.

y/n slander bec yes we love y/n THIS IS A JOKE- DONT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY- *debby ryan hair thing and starts singing fight song*

Aunt May is a big old dick . There is spidypool but is it legal!! Don't want anyone to say any thing bad. COVER DOESNT BELONG TO ME!! IF YOU KNOW WHO PLEASE TELL ME <3

A story of a werewolf in a supernatural acadamie called Magic Acadamie.