Deadpan Stories

NO SHIPS/ROMANCE TEMP BOOK COVER (im litr dying trynna make the book cover rn T^T) Keiko has always kept her scars hidden-both the ones that mar her skin and the ones that haunt her soul. After she and her twin sister lose their parents in a devastating fire, she's grown up in the shadows of grief, pushing herself to survive with nothing but her intellect, a mysterious quirk, and the quiet hope that she might one day be strong enough to protect what little she has left. Started: April 9th, 2025 (Also Keiko and Kiyoko will replace Sato and Koda, I just don't like them-) Origins: 1-14 entrance exam: 15-18 quirk apprehension test: 19-21 battle trial: 22-29 usj: 29-36 sports festival: 37-58 hero killer: 58-tbw Strap in chat, this shit isn't even halfway done yet.

Before the world had shape, the ocean wrote the future in the stars. The Directory has spent years making sure no one can read it. The device built to translate it hidden away, the Directory erased the bloodlines it was made to confirm. They renamed the nations, rewrote the histories, and told everyone the old world was gone. It wasn't. **Thank you all for reading! I hope you enjoy the story ***

Cover drawn by @JulyIchigo TY! Akari Suzuki is an assassin. Only 14, she was trained at an early age after her parents death. How will Akari adapt to Class 3E, the class full of misfits? WARNING: Akari Suzuki(my OC) belongs to me! Assassination classroom belongs to Yusei Matsui

A girl with a supposedly perfect family, now lives with her younger sister in foster care. At 16, her best friend takes her to meet Scarlett Johansson, not that Maisie really cares much for her. But upon being the one having to ask Scarlett for her signature, and the only thing she has to sign is adoption papers... TW - talks of death, possible neglect or self harm

Cleopatra Livia Beckett. A 13 year old girl that life hated the most. The story about how her life goes upside down when she finds out about the death of her parent, then finds out they weren't actually her parents, and that she has SEVEN Freaking Brothers that she definitely wasn't aware of! How is Iife going to treat her now she's living with her seven danger ridden Brothers. With lies and deceit at every corner, how long do you think it'll take before the facade drops!?

In a world where the live in constant fear of what's on the outside their King since five people into the darkness called the unknown no one has ever made it alive before one of these people is including his son. Murphy Strong, brave venturous girl caught up in the world, a fairytales And mysteries her parents banished to the dark forest Ace heartless rude doesn't think before talking King son knows more than What you think Follow Murphy and her friends for enemies mystery, romance heartbreak and most of all voices... Hii I've been writing this book for almost 5 months now I have like two journals full of idea ideas I am going to publish this, but this is my rough Draft to see if people actually like it I will only be putting the first 15 chapters in here when I get it published, I'll make sure to tell you!! Please tell me if there's mistakes I know there are like confusion missing plots in the story talking about something that wasn't mentioned Yes I know 😭 bare with me Please leave a comment ✅ - always Lily ❤️

Jake O'Donoghue is a foster kid by chance. When his parents died in a car accident at the busy intersection of San Fransisco, Jake and his brother Oliver were left to fend for themselves. In such a vast world and optimistic future ahead of him, he is put into foster-care. "A Crack In The Cosmos" tells the story about a boy just trying to live his life after such a earth shattering tragedy. #wattys2018 (completed)

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Hinata Shoyo arrives at Karasuno High as a transfer student unlike anyone the school has seen. Once a bright, energetic child with a passion for volleyball, his life changed the day his abusive father shattered his ankle-an injury that ended his dreams and reshaped him entirely. After losing his mother and with his father dying in prison, Hinata now lives with his aunt's family, carrying the weight of a past he never speaks about. Brilliant, disciplined, and emotionally detached, Hinata rarely smiles and shows almost no outward emotion. His intelligence and efficiency quickly earn him a place in the student body council, where he rises to president with startling speed. Now responsible for overseeing every club and class, he runs the school with quiet precision. Though short in stature, he is capable, intimidating in his calmness, and still possesses the raw volleyball talent he abandoned long ago. Behind his silence lies a story no one at Karasuno fully understands-yet.

Maisie Milan has always tried to be an optimistic, confident person, determined to make her sixth-form years positive despite a recent family issue. But when the mysterious, quiet emo boy Jude Hayden makes an appearance at the school, Masie can't help but notice him and wonder what made him so dark and introverted. And when she finally gains the courage to talk to him, she realises that the more time they spend together, the more she's learning about herself and the not-so-bright and sunny parts of life that she's tried to ignore for the past year. Will Maisie ever understand the boy who sees the world in black and white? Will Jude be able to move on from his troubled past and get the courage to open up for the first time in months? And will Masie and Jude find true happiness in each other - even when Maisie's worst nightmare comes true and pushes her friendly, sunny personality to its limits?

y/n slander bec yes we love y/n THIS IS A JOKE- DONT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY- *debby ryan hair thing and starts singing fight song*

boyxboy story. Kolt Deckers parents died before he was born. He's never had a home. Never had a family. Never been loved, never wanted to be loved. He escaped Dreams. So what's next? What happened when that all changes. When he has someone to actually rely on? ~~~ I'm bad a descriptions please give it a try!

should I continue this story? or should I discard it. DO NOT STEAL MY WORK Also, small trigger warning. This story has self harm, and suicide in it. So if you get triggered by that you may not want to read this story!! I was running. I ran, and ran, and ran till I couldn't anymore. I ran until my lungs screamed at me to stop, I didn't listen though. I couldn't take this pain. I've never felt hurt like this before. My older brother, my mom, and my step dad died in a car crash. I was at school when I got the call, in fourth period to be exact. My teacher was giving us a Lecture when I got a call from the hospital. "Hello?" " Hi is this Isabeau ( is-a-bow ) Müller ?" "Yes" "HI Isabeau, i hate to tell you this over the phone. But...... your family got in a horrible car accident." "Wait, what??" "They passed away a few minutes after the crash." My ears were ringing, Tears welled up in my eyes and I ran out of class. I left everything behind and ran to the woods that were close by.

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This was a story I did for school. I really put my whole ussy into this so I hope you enjoy<3 Noven is working the night shift at a dinghy old gas station and encounters something that changes his life forever.

Y/N is a muggle born witch who is new to hogwarts but what will she do when she spills a potion on the hot bad boy Draco Malfoy. 😱😱😱 Will a romance brew between them or will all hope be lost when complications show up. Will there love survive or be crushed. Reminder all characters belong to jk Rowling except for Y/N and trevah and dart gun( I don't own Harry Potter or it's characters but I deserve it more than jk Rowling)

Lilith is a ghost in her own life. After a tragic accident claimed her parents, she's spent years being shuffled from one city to the next, courtesy of her uncle's military career. Her strategy for survival is simple: keep the hoodie up, the eyes down, and never stay long enough to learn a person's middle name. But Rockmore Academy is different. Within hours of arriving, Lilith is "claimed" by the dazzling and hyper-organized Selene, a girl who seems determined to turn a standoffish loner into a best friend. Then there's Cyrus-the athletic, green-eyed enigma who defies every "jock" stereotype Lilith has ever hated. For the first time, the girl who is a professional at saying goodbye finds herself wanting to stay. But social circles at Rockmore are never simple. As Lilith navigates her growing feelings for the boy she was never supposed to like, she watches from the front row as her new best friend, Selene, falls into a whirlwind romance with the one person who defines the school's social hierarchy: Sullivan, the varsity sports captain. In a world of mid-semester diagnostic exams, hidden freckles, and high-school royalty, Lilith must decide if she's ready to stop being a background character and finally start living-even if it means her heart might finally have something to lose.

Oh gosh! I can't believe I'm actually going to write this down, in my dad's family book no less! Ok whoever picks this up will either hate me or hate me. I can't ever see anyone caring for me. Well...besides my husband, Sam. Even though I don't know why he loves me. I guess it's the curse of the heart. Gosh, I don't know what I'll ever do without him, without him I probably would've given up a long time ago. Whoa, guess I'm rambling, better start from the beginning. This is gonna be a depressing story. If anyone thought it would be a type of story with a happy ending, think again and turn away. Read at your own peril. There I warned you, now you can't sue me! Hello fellow readers! My name is Kate Elmstone. "Wow such a generic name" some of you are probably thinking. And no Kate isn't short for anything just plain old Kate, deal with it. My psychotic creator gave me this name. "But Kate, why is she a psychopath?" some of you may ask, well just listen to my story. If I could, I would go into her world and force her to change my story right before killing her. Well... maybe not kill her since I'm part of her *shivers*, but until she publishes this I have to rely on her. Which sucks! I never had to rely on anyone and now I have to rely on her. Since you still didn't put this book down, which by the way ,if you found this book how did you do it? I put a number of safety spells on it so no random person can pick it up, no offense reader. Anyway if you don't put this book down just to challenge me its your funeral. Listen I might need your help later, it could be a matter of life or death for your world too. The covers been done by a good friend of mine. Here's a link if you want her to do commissions for you :). http://ksilver.deviantart.com/ This work, plot, and it's characters are of my own ideas. Please don't steal them. Enjoy and please give me feedback :)

😐 I dunno I got bored and I can't think of anything else for the other books ideas would help a bunch Female reader

Humorous short stories about a class of kids in grade school. Join Jenny as she starts a gardening club. The kids grow tulips, tomatoes, coconut trees, and poison ivy. See how they do at the bake sale. Emma makes Clam Chowder. Even though Clam Chowder isn't sold at bake sales everyone loved it. It sold like hot cakes. Zoey made hot cakes. They sold like moldy bread. See what happens when the class gets a Baboon for a class pet. Enjoy Music Class where Mateo played the banjo that sounds like a rubber chicken. No one knew how he got it to sound like that. And Alice used a car alarm. It wasn't an instrument from music class. No one knew where she got it. Actually she took it from Principle Munth's car. And more! Inspired by Wayside School. #Note these are still drafts and are being edited.