Deadpan Stories

****COMPLETED****Angeline doesn't have time for vampires. Her days are spent working to keep her grandmother in the nursing home-until the night vampires storm her classroom. Thrown into chaos, she's forced to ally with Obsidian, a cold, magnetic vampire hunter. He's lethal and distrustful; she's warm-hearted, and refuses to believe anyone is beyond saving. She meets his violence with compassion, and for the first time in his long, blood-soaked life, Obsidian hesitates-blades still drawn, watching the world NOT end because of her. When war erupts between humans and vampires, Angeline learns her grandmother is one of the oldest and most powerful vampires of them all. As darkness closes in, she must decide who to trust, what to fight for, and whether love can survive the monsters within. Updates: New Chapters on Monday, Wednesday, Friday ≈ 1800-3500 words per chapter Check out my blog if you want to get ahead on a few chapters

Cover drawn by @JulyIchigo TY! Akari Suzuki is an assassin. Only 14, she was trained at an early age after her parents death. How will Akari adapt to Class 3E, the class full of misfits? WARNING: Akari Suzuki(my OC) belongs to me! Assassination classroom belongs to Yusei Matsui

Kazi James is a chronic insomniac powered almost entirely by coffee, doodling in his drawing tablet or sketchpad (both of which are demanding retirement), and the unwavering love of his dog, Iku-his emotional support animal and the only being who respects nap time. His days are a blur of caffeine refills and possibly hundreds of sketches, complicated by working at a cafe where crazy customers who all seem to have woken up on the wrong side of their beds, and roommates who are also his best friends, seem to treat common sense as optional. Just when life couldn't get any louder, an ex who refuses to stay in the past keeps reappearing, and a beautiful girl with a mischievous smile takes obvious pleasure in poking at his nerves-and maybe his heart. Between accidental late-night bonding, playful banter, and moments that feel suspiciously like something more, Kazi stumbles through everyday chaos with dry humor and reluctant optimism. In a life full of noise, teasing, and unexpected warmth, Kazi isn't sure what's more exhausting: being awake all the time, or slowly realizing he might actually be falling for it all. ***NEW CHAPTERS EVERY SUNDAY!!! (hopefully...)***

"Mason would agree," the idol says, "I was a nuisance constantly underfoot, scared of my own shadow and too coddled to have gotten so cynical so soon." J-14 has done articles that make fans across the nation wonder: just how does a shy, nobody kid ascend so fast to stardom? "Mason" is the star's manager and older brother absent of parents or connection to anyone until appearing and making a stir in the entertainment industry five years ago. Other newspapers and magazines have photographs placing him on a college commute as his brother has hit adolescence and now has no less than 15 people to manage and represent his publicity and stage presence. Here, dear reader, is a tell-all account of a boy named Ryan Reese, the hard truth about America's own most beautiful and bewitching idol boy.

Heated wizardry but made correctly Drarry fanfic obviously This book will not have a lot about wars and voldy. It will be pretty fucking stupid and unserious Also the spelling will most likely be horrible and I don't want to hear any complaints Without further ado you may now go enjoy some freaky ass gay smut

Cleopatra Livia Beckett. A 13 year old girl that life hated the most. The story about how her life goes upside down when she finds out about the death of her parent, then finds out they weren't actually her parents, and that she has SEVEN Freaking Brothers that she definitely wasn't aware of! How is Iife going to treat her now she's living with her seven danger ridden Brothers. With lies and deceit at every corner, how long do you think it'll take before the facade drops!?

By the time he returned, the moon was high in the sky and Kaeya had come to a revelation. Jean was right. He did enjoy torturing himself. And for all that it's worth, he couldn't figure out why. Little did he know that the red-haired man that had been following him from a distance this entire time was just as confused. The clock struck midnight and Kaeya felt like he could breathe again. April 30th is finally over. Reposted from AO3

Diana Hale. A sixteen year old who lives a hard life as a thief. She steals the wrong thing and gets in involved with the leader of the biggest gang of the city. Complicated realationships, gang fights, new found love, history problems and loads of cursing. Diana and the rest of the leaders of the gang are learning to work together and maybe even trusting eachother.

When Applejack is offered the once in a lifetime opportunity to travel to a different dimension to give her parents a proper goodbye, she can't stop herself from saying yes. However, when the spell goes wrong its up to her brother Big Macintosh to watch over the farm solo while also trying to save his sister with the help of her friends. But with the mysterious arrival of many alternate Applejacks they realize they have to work quickly if they want to save Equestria from becoming an overflowing apple pie. If you enjoy my stories please check out my reddit account u/derp_die where I do commissions! This fanfic is for u/Comrades3 on reddit who is lovely to work with!

💔 Her parents are gone. Her skin is glass. Her life just shattered. 🪞 Who is Feather Collins, really? ✨🧬

Perseus Jackson. Retriever of The Bolt, Defeater of Ares, Retriever of The Golden Fleece, Bearer of The Sky, Navigator of The Labyrinth, Defeater of Hyperion, Slayer of Kronos, Survivor of Tartarus, Glue of The Seven, Slayer of Gaea, Twice Olympus's Savior is crushed. His friends at camp betrayed him, his parents murdered, and his girlfriend cheated on him for a greedy, pathetic son of Zeus. But two unlikely Deities help him, but his past catches up to him, and he needs a purpose, and they have just the job. NOT CHAOS STORY. GUARDIAN OF THE HUNT. PERTEMIS. First Fanfic.

This will have everyone reaction, Kakashi, Sakura, Tsunade, Sasuke, Lee, and anyone else you comment! It will also have when he dies and sees his parent again.

Jake O'Donoghue is a foster kid by chance. When his parents died in a car accident at the busy intersection of San Fransisco, Jake and his brother Oliver were left to fend for themselves. In such a vast world and optimistic future ahead of him, he is put into foster-care. "A Crack In The Cosmos" tells the story about a boy just trying to live his life after such a earth shattering tragedy. #wattys2018 (completed)

There's a saying that says the truth always comes out, one way or another. I never believed it. I thought everything could be fixed with a really good lie. Too bad to say that it can't. The truth is something you never see coming, no matter how much you prepare for it. And everytime it knows our weakest points; and we still try like hell to escape it. Charlotte Long is a 16 year old girl, both her parents died in a plane crash and she is left with her 17 year old brother. No one can know because Jackson (her brother) cannot be her legal guardian until he turns 18. Charlotte faces many challenges along with the hot and coldness of Zac. His on and off feelings towards her make her on and off with trusting him. She meets someone: Clay. Can she trust this boy? Will this create a love triangle? How many times will Charlotte get hurt and who will run to her rescue? Will anyone at all? Thats only the first couple chapters. What else could this lead into?

This is a short story I wrote for school. If you want to know if you have been gifted with the power of fire, read this. Fire is deadly, but also brings life. Where would you let it lead you?

This is Maddison Timbers and she has nine older brothers what will happen when someone special comes in to her life and she can't do anything about it.

In which two orphans bond over a shared Heavenly Father (and end up falling in love). ~extended synopsis inside~

Logline: The comedic lovedrama of a suicide victim and a schizophrenic. Bang. Love. Pills ©2019, describes the emotional disturbing relationship between Jason McLane, a cheeky ain't no good, and the beautiful, but schizophrenic, Laura Watson in a mental hospital. Screenplay*

A girl is found on the streets by the King. Only royal blood carries the genes for blonde hair and green eyes. This girl has both, and is therefore a royal. She is brought to the castle and befriends the King's nine year old daughter, and the commander's usually drunk son.

Zackary decides that the only way he'll be able to move on from his past is by fulfilling his dream of becoming a doctor, and what better than to go study at one of the best universities in a new city? What he didn't expect, however, was to deal with a serial killer that won't rest till they're satisfied. And Zack thinks that maybe he should've done a better job at convincing his foster parents to study somewhere that didn't involve dealing with moody customers at his new job, having to pay back a celebrity for ruining their clothes, and helping his law friend on a somewhat dangerous project.