Deadpoolreader Stories

Do we really need to add a description here? Dang it. Alright fine. An amazing and awesome book where we, you and I, are the most badass person ever! We are strong. We are gorgeously badass. We are Veno-- Wrong reference. But anyways, Enjoy the story!

Deadpool significant other is Asexual. These are their adventures. Crappy summary sorry. There wasn't any Asexual!Readers that I could find with Deadpool and it annoyed me and I've been having a shitty time lately so I wrote this. Hope you like it :)

IN WHICH, I emotionally assault a grief-stricken, brooding middle-aged beefcake who lost his family and now thinks he's everyone's emotionally unavailable dad. (Hi Miguel. Call me.) Also featuring: multiversal war crimes, weaponized charm, questionable alliances, and a healthy disrespect for everything this spider cult stands for. #FOUNDFAMILY#AGNST#THISISSOMEHOTGIRLSSHIT

TW! SUICIDE AND SELF HARM MENTIONS AND ACTION! ITS A DEADPOOL FANFIC WHAT DO YA WANT [Under a LOT of editing. So don't be surprised if you read this and a lot has changed.] "Wait so you can't die?" "Nope! want me to show you?" In which Vanessa survives and has a baby girl. "WADE!?" "WHAT WHAT HAPPEND!?" "OUR DAUGHTER LOST HER HAND AND ITS GROWING BACK!" And some how ends in... Hell? "So like, wanna make out?" "(Y/n)... We're in a meeting." "Ok? And?" And catches the hearts of demons, an angel and a human. Cover not mine nor are the characters Obey me x fem! Reader

𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝘔𝘠 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘐𝘊 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘙𝘖 𝘛𝘜𝘙𝘕!! 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘺/𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘬𝘢 '𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙡'. 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯. 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯. 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴!! [miles morales x female reader] 𝘸𝘩𝘢- 𝘐𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘈𝘕 𝘟?? 𝘈𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘠𝘠𝘠𝘠𝘠 all rights reserved, nothing is mine unless said cover by me, using ibis paint x