Deadpoolxreader Stories

You just needed a job...now you have to deal with a cranky old lady and a killer.

You've just gotten kicked out of your moms house, and now you're stuck in some shady ass part of town in a shitty apartment. It seems like your life is officially fucked, and it can't get much worse. Or so you thought. Unfortunately for you, life is never so simple. It has to fuck you over in every way possible, and this is just the beginning. You soon discover that there's a psychotic man who appears to have a fetish for guns and skin tight suits next door- and now you have to tolerate his antics and relentless flirting, as well as the endless amount of criminals, superheroes, and crazy people that tend to show up around him. And maybe, despite the trouble he brings- you start to like him. Maybe. You just don't want to admit it.

After so many heart breaks with the girl he sacrificed everything for Wade finally gave in. He no longer cared and was ready to move on. Yet something bothered him. Through his entire relationship he couldn't shake this feeling about his great friend. Her name was Misha Nightswings and is known to be one of the best assassins in the world. She never missed a shot or failed a mission. She was always there every time Wade's ex hurt him more and more. She would hold him cheer him up and do everything to make him forget. Something always nagged at him when her voice came through his phone or when she sat by him giving him a bo- AHEM. I mean. Giving him the best company ever. Now he just had to name what exactly he felt.

This will be just a shit ton of Loki x different type of reads, it will all be comfort so don't ask for 18 stuff because I will not write it

You meet your favorite comic book character in the flesh.

You are a normal person with a normal life, but when suspicious mean men kidnap you. Deadpool steps in to protect you from the men who are actually after him. Along the way, you start to fall in love with him.

It all started on the worst day of her life. "That's really vague. You're making this story sound lame, jut introduce me. That's why they're here." Wade, shut up! Now as I was saying, this story features an annoying Merch and a kind of badass character. "Annoying? Me?" Oml.,,get out. Anyways, the character is basically you, you have to change the characteristics and the names to yours (I'll try not to mention it too much) it's easier and the background story is specific. Thanks for understanding, give it a chance if you want an awesome story. "You're trying too hard." Wade Wilson I wrote you into this story and I can write you out. "You can't, it'd be super boring without me." Shut up. Anyways, please read. (Or don't?)

He only had himself to blame!

Yay soooo hope u enjoy Y/n is a 19 year old girl that barely moved to a newyork apartment with ger boyfriend to get away from her abusive parents and move on with her life what will she do when her boyfriend cheats on her and she meets a guy in a tight red suit So this is my first story so srry if it bad just wanted to say i will probably be updating every other day soo ya hope u enjoy

Your a gun loving girl he's a insane man but his heart belongs to you cause since your his roommate he has his chance.

Deadpool's here to tell you something very important.

Heathers AU! Deadpool X Female! Reader ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Y/n L/n, a infamous name. A infamous face. But, not really known.

Deadpool x reader You had been kept in complete isolation other then the doctors that checked your health everyday. They didn't train you to fight or anything all you ever did was your 'school' work and sit on your bed. That is until one day a certain insane regenerative degenerate, came by. Marvel owns Deadpool

Day 1 - George Weasley Day 2 - Jack Frost Day 3 - Caspian X Day 4 - Charlie Nelson Day 5 - Dustin Henderson Day 6 - Peter Parker Day 7 - Eggsy Day 8 - Sherlock Day 9 - Peter Quill Day 10 - Deadpool Day 11 - David Budd Day 12 - Tony Stark New Years Eve - Arthur Fleck

New city, new home, new job: you were just starting out your life. But nothing could have prepared you for what insanities this city had to offer. And that insanity, is wearing a red and black latex/leather suit. Action, mystery, and maybe a little bit of love..? This may be the story for you! (Warning, the first two parts will take a bit to get past, but I promise Deadpool appears in the third part! Sorry for all the waiting 😞💧💧) If people like this (IF is emphasized) i'll make a guy version sometime. Anyways, hope you like this, enjoy reading! (Cover picture by MaxGrecke on Deviant art)

you already know what it is

Being The Scarlet Witch with the Merc as your partner could be incredibly frustrating and exhausting, but it also spiced up the vigilante work. What happens when you stumble upon Red Hood and Arsenal? Feelings grow immediately.. .for you, until something happens between you and Jason. Will these emotions come in the way of an important mission regarding Francis? Or will there be a happily ever after? DC and Marvel Crossover, focused on Roy, Jason, Wade and (Y/N), with a small appearance of the Batfam. Warnings: Contains sexual references, some nudity, a lot of swearing, vulgarity and possible light smut, read to your own discretion. None of the pictures belong to me.

"Who are you and where the hell am I?" Deadpool demanded, a pocket knife being pulled out and pressed against my neck. "Answer my goddamn question now or I will slit your throat, no matter how hot you are" "I'm (Y/N )"

Y/n is a girl who had a rough life and she had to steal to live. She is crazy and almost as crazy as the man that she will learn to love in red spandex.