Deadpoolxreader Stories

You've just gotten kicked out of your moms house, and now you're stuck in some shady ass part of town in a shitty apartment. It seems like your life is officially fucked, and it can't get much worse. Or so you thought. Unfortunately for you, life is never so simple. It has to fuck you over in every way possible, and this is just the beginning. You soon discover that there's a psychotic man who appears to have a fetish for guns and skin tight suits next door- and now you have to tolerate his antics and relentless flirting, as well as the endless amount of criminals, superheroes, and crazy people that tend to show up around him. And maybe, despite the trouble he brings- you start to like him. Maybe. You just don't want to admit it.

He only had himself to blame!

I was only a person that many considered heavily female yet heavily male at the same time. Though as my last name suggests, heavily male or female i was the daughter of one of the most wanted drug lords in the the drug fantasy world. Being the daughter of someone like this lead to a lot of Wattpad cliches like trauma and a single parent or something like that. Shit sorry, i broke the 4th wall. Wade and i aren't the closest of pals or coworkers but he's showed up on the Deadpool once and i shrugged it off before seeing him as some guy in red spandex, tight around the waist. Anyways, there's always that one twist right at the beginning of the story and mine is something you never saw while watching Deadpool. Sorry, again, broke the wall. I could make a really great Miraculous Ladybug because "i have a secret that nobody knows yet!"

You just needed a job...now you have to deal with a cranky old lady and a killer.

Heathers AU! Deadpool X Female! Reader ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Y/n L/n, a infamous name. A infamous face. But, not really known.

These are oneshots about our favouriite mercenary with a mouth! This is my first oneshots book. I will take any request,be it a ship or a x reader,without a problem. Will PROBABLY contain: -Deadpoll x male reader -Spideypool -Deadpool x ftm reader -maybe somee poolverine Chapter will be indicated as: -fluff 🥰 -angst 💔 -smut 🥵 -other (will probably be specified) ✌ Fell free to request anything!

Deadpool's here to tell you something very important.

Your a gun loving girl he's a insane man but his heart belongs to you cause since your his roommate he has his chance.

This will be just a shit ton of Loki x different type of reads, it will all be comfort so don't ask for 18 stuff because I will not write it

DeadpoolXreader You are a restless hard working person, who's daily struggles are more then just your typical life problems. For the longest time, you have struggled with self-harm and depression. Years of empty smiles, and long sleeves. But one day as you walk back home from a long days worth of work, you encounter him. A hero? A vigilante? You don't know this man in black and red, but from then on your life started changing-bit by bit. Tw: for obvious reasons. Self harm mentions, suicide mentions, blood. (I will add more to the list as I continue writing)

Y/n never expected much out of life. She had her small online business, love of art, family and the fact that she was a weeb. But never in her life did she expect to find a man in a red suit with two katanas and a few voices in his head hanging upside down by her window. Watching her change like a creep. Let alone a parasite in a - "PARASITE!??!!" "Yeah. What else would you be, inky bitch with razors for teeth?" "God save my sanity." "Oh, little artist, you ain't gonna have any of that by the time I'm finished with you~" ". . ." "He's standing behind me, isn't he." "Yup." When dimensional barriers shatter and fictional characters flood into our world during COVID non alles things can get a bit . . . Weird.

Being The Scarlet Witch with the Merc as your partner could be incredibly frustrating and exhausting, but it also spiced up the vigilante work. What happens when you stumble upon Red Hood and Arsenal? Feelings grow immediately.. .for you, until something happens between you and Jason. Will these emotions come in the way of an important mission regarding Francis? Or will there be a happily ever after? DC and Marvel Crossover, focused on Roy, Jason, Wade and (Y/N), with a small appearance of the Batfam. Warnings: Contains sexual references, some nudity, a lot of swearing, vulgarity and possible light smut, read to your own discretion. None of the pictures belong to me.

you already know what it is

Not everything ends happily, but not everything has to end on a sad note. You are in charge of your own happiness. Life is strange and is a bad experience; we're all going to die, but it's most likely not today. Make the most of your life whilst you still can. Chase your dreams, but never run out of breath. Not everyday is going to be a good day, not everything is going to go your way, it's all about the way you think, rise from your past, but don't sink.

Deadpool x reader You had been kept in complete isolation other then the doctors that checked your health everyday. They didn't train you to fight or anything all you ever did was your 'school' work and sit on your bed. That is until one day a certain insane regenerative degenerate, came by. Marvel owns Deadpool

Day 1 - George Weasley Day 2 - Jack Frost Day 3 - Caspian X Day 4 - Charlie Nelson Day 5 - Dustin Henderson Day 6 - Peter Parker Day 7 - Eggsy Day 8 - Sherlock Day 9 - Peter Quill Day 10 - Deadpool Day 11 - David Budd Day 12 - Tony Stark New Years Eve - Arthur Fleck

You are a normal person with a normal life, but when suspicious mean men kidnap you. Deadpool steps in to protect you from the men who are actually after him. Along the way, you start to fall in love with him.

I wrote this some time ago haha :3 Just decided to post it up here also since I've been gone since like forever so have some deadpool fluff

One shots full of fluff, angst and your favourite marvel characters!! Requests open!! ✨options✨ • tony stark • captain America • black widow • hawkeye • bruce banner • bucky barnes • scarlet witch • quicksilver • deadpool • spiderman • dr. strange • peter quill & more

Y/n is a girl who had a rough life and she had to steal to live. She is crazy and almost as crazy as the man that she will learn to love in red spandex.