Deadpoolxreader Stories

"Who are you and where the hell am I?" Deadpool demanded, a pocket knife being pulled out and pressed against my neck. "Answer my goddamn question now or I will slit your throat, no matter how hot you are" "I'm (Y/N )"

You've just gotten kicked out of your moms house, and now you're stuck in some shady ass part of town in a shitty apartment. It seems like your life is officially fucked, and it can't get much worse. Or so you thought. Unfortunately for you, life is never so simple. It has to fuck you over in every way possible, and this is just the beginning. You soon discover that there's a psychotic man who appears to have a fetish for guns and skin tight suits next door- and now you have to tolerate his antics and relentless flirting, as well as the endless amount of criminals, superheroes, and crazy people that tend to show up around him. And maybe, despite the trouble he brings- you start to like him. Maybe. You just don't want to admit it.

You just needed a job...now you have to deal with a cranky old lady and a killer.

Deadpool significant other is Asexual. These are their adventures. Crappy summary sorry. There wasn't any Asexual!Readers that I could find with Deadpool and it annoyed me and I've been having a shitty time lately so I wrote this. Hope you like it :)

Your a gun loving girl he's a insane man but his heart belongs to you cause since your his roommate he has his chance.

I wrote this some time ago haha :3 Just decided to post it up here also since I've been gone since like forever so have some deadpool fluff

You meet your favorite comic book character in the flesh.

This will be just a shit ton of Loki x different type of reads, it will all be comfort so don't ask for 18 stuff because I will not write it

DeadpoolXreader You are a restless hard working person, who's daily struggles are more then just your typical life problems. For the longest time, you have struggled with self-harm and depression. Years of empty smiles, and long sleeves. But one day as you walk back home from a long days worth of work, you encounter him. A hero? A vigilante? You don't know this man in black and red, but from then on your life started changing-bit by bit. Tw: for obvious reasons. Self harm mentions, suicide mentions, blood. (I will add more to the list as I continue writing)

New city, new home, new job: you were just starting out your life. But nothing could have prepared you for what insanities this city had to offer. And that insanity, is wearing a red and black latex/leather suit. Action, mystery, and maybe a little bit of love..? This may be the story for you! (Warning, the first two parts will take a bit to get past, but I promise Deadpool appears in the third part! Sorry for all the waiting 😞💧💧) If people like this (IF is emphasized) i'll make a guy version sometime. Anyways, hope you like this, enjoy reading! (Cover picture by MaxGrecke on Deviant art)

There is a serious lack of Asexual reader stories out there, so I wrote one myself. Ch 1: You come out to Deadpool. Ch 2: Tony Stark is depressed. You are depressed. It's sad. It's bad. Read it if you want. Ch 3: Part one(?) of a series of one-shots where Fenris (DA:2) describes and remembers the things he loves about you. -------------- (Cover is made of images found on google, if something belongs to you, let me know and I'll credit or take it down if you want.)

Deadpool's here to tell you something very important.

It all started on the worst day of her life. "That's really vague. You're making this story sound lame, jut introduce me. That's why they're here." Wade, shut up! Now as I was saying, this story features an annoying Merch and a kind of badass character. "Annoying? Me?" Oml.,,get out. Anyways, the character is basically you, you have to change the characteristics and the names to yours (I'll try not to mention it too much) it's easier and the background story is specific. Thanks for understanding, give it a chance if you want an awesome story. "You're trying too hard." Wade Wilson I wrote you into this story and I can write you out. "You can't, it'd be super boring without me." Shut up. Anyways, please read. (Or don't?)

Y/n is a girl who had a rough life and she had to steal to live. She is crazy and almost as crazy as the man that she will learn to love in red spandex.

Deadpool x reader You had been kept in complete isolation other then the doctors that checked your health everyday. They didn't train you to fight or anything all you ever did was your 'school' work and sit on your bed. That is until one day a certain insane regenerative degenerate, came by. Marvel owns Deadpool

One shots full of fluff, angst and your favourite marvel characters!! Requests open!! ✨options✨ • tony stark • captain America • black widow • hawkeye • bruce banner • bucky barnes • scarlet witch • quicksilver • deadpool • spiderman • dr. strange • peter quill & more

you already know what it is

Deadpool X Reader! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hitman for hire the ad said. Of course, Y/n thought of it as a bit odd. How wrong you were when you received a note written in crayon. Meet Me. It read.

Hope you enjoy this story! I tried my best! I've been snooping around Wattpad and all of the stories of deadpool, he was either out of character, had predictable romance, or just didn't make sense. So I tried my best. Thanks!