Dealwithme Stories

It's been decided Imma make my first book Of randomness BAM! 💥

Just give me ideas

MARRIAGE AND MATERNITY CONTRACT Requirements: *Has a healthy reproductive system *High IQ Level *Beautiful genes *Can tolerate my attitude for as long as you give birth *Can agree on fair share of time for the kid *Knows how to abide the contract "Anong kalokohan to, DEVIL?" "Hindi yan kalokohan, Satan." "Ewan ko sayo. Pasalamat ka kailangan ko ng mapapangasawa para sa mana ko." "Pasalamatan ka rin kasi kailangan ko ng asawa at anak para sa mana ko." "Unbelievable. So, where do I sign Drake Elizar Viecko Ignacio-Lim?" "In your own gravestone, Satana Louise Jocson."