Deargodwhy Stories

The newly installed "Can I Salvage" series is a project to help improve my writing and expand my abilities and grasp of literature as a whole. If I can successfully make something good from something bad, then I know I'm improving. disclaimer: I'm not doing this to be a mean bitch, I'm not going to absolutely rip her to shreds, not here to tear her down then stomp on her ashes no matter how much her ugly personality deserves it. I'm just trying to make diamonds from coal

A love triangle between Mr Swine, Mr Cheesecake and Miss Ferrington (aka Dylan Swine, Henry Cheesecake and Miss Louise Ferrington) they work at the same school, they go to the same strip club... and they're in love with each other. DS loves HC, but HC loves LF...and LF loves DS :(( What will possibly happen next? Who will end up with who? Stay tuned to find out :) Ps: Miss Ferrington likes to sniff DS's underwear 🩲

Yeah I'm bored af

Draco Malfoy shares his kinks with the main character of the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter, whose name is Harry Potter.

Sooooo I wrote this in 6th grade (I'm a college freshman now). I am now being forced to publish this, Thanks, Vi and Micheal. this is a warrior cats fanfic.

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I'm going to roast my friends and possibly you (all I joke not serious)

listen buddy. I gave you one hour to give me three reasons why not to post this. of course EVENTUALLY I will delete it, but you did this @Soralight429 . inspired by @Tightskrew 's original story "monster monster" note: this is a yaoi smut, pls leave WHILE YIU STILL CAN!!! Don't turn out like me, don't write this shit, don't do drugs, don't drink and drive, and most importantly. DO NOT READ THIS!! okay, I warned you. *opens gateway to the story* let us begin, shall we~?

(Humor) (Caillou-Centric) **************** Summary: What the title says. Disclaimer: I don't own Caillou

Why do I do this to myself

I made this at 2:00 am cuz u was like bored or whatever but I feel like I captured the characters correctly if not like tell me I'm trash or something idc.

I don't know I was bored and I guess if Noah ever finds my account he can read the weirdness of it *shrugs* I have a lot of one shots stored on my phone and my laptop so... the people on the cover I may or may not have done one shots for so just ask if you're curious. I may start doing requests so just ask. I need something to do in my free time. Warning you now that I have written smut and I'm comfortable with writing it I just don't know if I'm comfortable with posting it because I personally don't think it's that good but meh. I may or may not post it, a lot of the one shots I wrote for myself have smut so... yeah.

Hey! Soooo I'm not holding back and you now have to deal with the thoughts that plague me daily. HAVE FUN AND DONT DO ANY OF THIS YOU SHIT GREMLINS

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